You have protein, cheese, ~~sauce~~ dressing, onions, and unfinished croutons. Throw in some lettuce and tomato slices, and you got a vertically assembled salad
Well, as others have said, take that bone out. Nobody likes a boney salad.
It looks like you grilled the buns for croutons, that's good. Cheese is always a welcome addition too.
Ham. Salads have ham on them sometimes. Not sure how it's usually put in a salad, but you could probably try just a big slice of roasted honey-glazed ham.
More seriously though, a decent pile of baby spinach on that instead of the boney meat bit and it's a perfect burger (with an added boney meat bit on the side for dessert!).
A salad is a dish consisting of mixed ingredients, frequently vegetables. They are typically served chilled or at room temperature, though some can be served warm. Condiments and salad dressings, which exist in a variety of flavors, are often used to enhance a salad.
Garden Salads are based with leafy greens.
Your mistake is thinking a salad must contain vegetables, when in reality a salad should contain a minimum of 3 ingredients.
This is just an oddly layered, high protein salad.
You didnβt add any sauce. Everyone knows that to eat salad, you need a sauce. Iβd suggest sweet βn sour or buffalo sauce. Maybe teriyaki sauce is nice too. And you need a lot more ketchups
Your not taking the bone out. I prefer my salads boneless
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I stopped at a fifth. Needed something to wash down the salad
Drink a beer and keep going!
You mean a vitamin water?
Whatever your dad said was in that glass
I also plead the fifth this
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I like bonesless pizza with a 2 Liter coke.
Sans bone would make room for more bacon. A salad isnβt a salad without at least 4 strips of bacon (or the equivalent in bacon crumbles).
Add more bacon, obviously.
LOL " it had nice chonky bacon bits "
Id like to order one salad please
What kind of cheese filling do you want in that?
Yes.
all of them
The animals whom make up the sandwich, ate vegetables. So its a salad by one degree of separation.
I mean, if you count each piece of meat as one degree as you should, it's really four degrees
so technically what youβre saying this is also plant based? well thatβs just the most healthy sounding salad if Iβve heard of one!
I like the way you think.
Not enough cheese
I don't think you did anything wrong.
Try, try, try again. You will succeed sometime ;)
Suc 33 ds?
Sesame seeds count as veggies in my opinion.
Thought this was bad r/boomerhumor for a sec
Not so much bread next time.
Haha, meat good veggies bad! I fucking love meat but this trope is really tired.
Anyone want to crosspost to a boomer meme sub?
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On my feed, the post beneath yours is a joke about bacon.
The joke is... I eat meat πππ
But they eat meat! So quirky xD
Veggies are crap though tbf
How's the gout?
And high cholesterol and leaky bowels
I think it needs more cheese.
can i have it???????
Oh god this looks amazing.
You forgot the mayo, if you add mayo it automatically makes it a salad
This is what I'm saying, OP forgot to add ranch dressing.
Hurr hurr I eat meat, I'm so cool and funnnaaayyyy! I'm so quirky xD I wonder how many of these people can even identify half the steaks they eat.
Have you tried to take out the bone? Perhaps thatβs what is impeding you to make the saladβ¦
people like to say vegans don't shut up but the kinda people like OP are fucking worse. JFC we get it. You shit out cannon balls.
Man dude doesn't even mention vegans just makes a joke about a burger instead of a salad and the Vegan still manages to announce that they're vegan
I'm not a vegan... lmao
Looks like the perfect salad to me
Nothing was done wrong here, carry on!
You're doing it right
Looks good to me, where can I get such a salad
I think its a sin to eat my foods food.
I don't see any flaws in your execution
You need tomatoes, TOMATOES!!!!
A little more bacon and perhaps one more slice of cheese and you'll have accomplished perfection...
Unpopular opinion: Bacon ruins steaks because its flavor is too overpowering.
You clearly forgot the onion rings.
Someone please post this in a vegan subreddit and share the link to the subreddit.
Too many sesame seeds in that salad, mate.
The meat isn't rare enough.
You put to much tomato, look at all those tones of dark red and pink.
Isn't it just plain raw?
Awesome salad π
The balance is all thrown into whack because you've put four different types of protein in there. gotta add at least one more type of carb\^\^
This salad is awesome l
Youβve done absolutely nothing wrong
Wrong sauce.
Oh god this looks amazing.
Abso-f\*ng-lutly-nothing.
idk about you but it looks like ur doing everything right
you need veggies = potatoes = french fries.
You just need to believe you can do it one day. till then keep trying
For a healthy salad, add some mushroom and grilled onions.
look like you nailed it, ill take two
Your salad looks tasty, but maybe look up the definition of the word salad in a dictionary
Too many veggies
Try a rib salad lol
I donβt see anything wrong with this.
Your croutons are a bit large. But that's just my opinion. Looks like you nailed it.
You need serious practice. But keep on tying you get it right eventually.
Don't forget to pour all that cheese shit on top of it/s
Not enough bacon. Duh
I'll take two
how tf do you eat a rib ON A BONE in a burger?
How do people actually eat these stupidly big burgers?
Too much salad dressing.
Nothing is wrong with that salad.
I bet itβs the salad fork. Youβre missing a salad fork and I bet thatβs what feels off.
Nailed it.
nah nah nah, this seems about right
Whereβs the problem?
You need more protein.
Too much bread, cut down on the croutons
Nothing, the beef ate the grass. It counts
nothing. cow eats grass, wheat is made from plants- so it's vegetable
I see all four food groups represented for a healthy well balanced diet
Caeser salad, nice It's not common to use wheat but it's still vegetable with meat
everything
Well it has cheese so thatβs like a salad
Not enough cheese
Simple. There's a bone in it.
Stop using your instincts and rely on the force
WRONG? BEST salad ever!
Bone adds crunch. Nice touch
Too little melted cheese.
Close enough! Cheese are vegetables! /s (please kids, eat healthy)
Too many carbs from the bun. Otherwise I love the salad dressing1
You're not getting enough fat on the lettuce.
The meats too thick, you need to slice in into thinner slices so people can actually fit their mouths around it to take a bite.
I think you made a fantastic salad, it even has a handle for grip.
You have protein, cheese, ~~sauce~~ dressing, onions, and unfinished croutons. Throw in some lettuce and tomato slices, and you got a vertically assembled salad
No thank you.
You left the bone in.. salads are boneless
Needs more cheese
Nothing wrong bro It's perfect
More dressing!
Alright, well, first you're gonna wanna bowl.
You forgot the onions
I donβt see anything wrong with this salad.
Ngl, I'd eat that.
Just keep trying.
I heard these are best when picked from garden and spiced immediately. They turn out much better that way.
Maybe add a piece of parsley. But just a piece!!!
In the midwest any jumble of ingredients can be called a salad. Unless its between 2 slices of bread, then its a salad sandwich.
That is technically a Ron Swanson style meat salad.
I cut my bacon in half for my salads. I donβt like it hanging out like that. Everything else is spot on. Would destroy.
Nothing is wrong with it.
A burger youncant properly eat is a bad burger but it has a handle so thatβs great and Iβm now very hungry
Does this count as self-harming behaviour?
Too many croutons
Looks right to me
Well, as others have said, take that bone out. Nobody likes a boney salad. It looks like you grilled the buns for croutons, that's good. Cheese is always a welcome addition too. Ham. Salads have ham on them sometimes. Not sure how it's usually put in a salad, but you could probably try just a big slice of roasted honey-glazed ham. More seriously though, a decent pile of baby spinach on that instead of the boney meat bit and it's a perfect burger (with an added boney meat bit on the side for dessert!).
Clearly you should use a plate and abandon the bread, put some sauce and then the salad shall be perfect.
If your making a salad well good luck
Your bacon is too lean - needs more fat.
Perhaps a more appetizing cheese
Oh I see it, your feeding your cows enough grass, maybe give them more?
You defend your salad by eating veggies predators. Good job!
Looks good, missing pickles though.
Is that applewood smoked bacon? It has apple in the name, that would make it a salad.
Cheese. Would be perfect without the yukky cheese.
Not enough Sweet Baby Ray's hickory and brown sugar salad dressing.
See there's your problem, you're supposed to crumble the bacon, not leave it whole. Common mistake, I'm sure you'll nail it next time.
Umm, this IS a salad.
I like my salads π ±οΈoneless
Nailed it in my opinion
Itβs perfect.
A salad is a dish consisting of mixed ingredients, frequently vegetables. They are typically served chilled or at room temperature, though some can be served warm. Condiments and salad dressings, which exist in a variety of flavors, are often used to enhance a salad. Garden Salads are based with leafy greens. Your mistake is thinking a salad must contain vegetables, when in reality a salad should contain a minimum of 3 ingredients. This is just an oddly layered, high protein salad.
Too much green and veggies, try adding some protein and fat
If macaroni and mayo can be called a salad, then so can this
The cheese. Thats dairy and high in calories
You forgot the lettuce tomato and pickles but otherwise thatβs a great salad
Looks right to me
Seems like a perfect vegan salad, I donβt know what youβre talking about.
This just reminds me of that one girl "oh no they gave me a burger instead of my salad"
I wonder why guys die younger than gals of heart attacksβ¦..
Can I get some BBQ sauce as dressing for my salad?
Honestly, that's too much lettuce. π
Stop using bread
this photo gave me an erection
Just add slice of tomato and you have perfect salad.
Too much bread on that salad.
My heart saw this and winced. The rest of me went I'd give it a crack
You need to remove the bone for it to be a salad. Rookie mistake.
Salad is white meat.
Meat gives 100 health.
You are OBVIOUSLY missing the top burguer patty
there's too much lettuce on this, it's supposed to be balanced with the other ingredients.
Gotta remove the bones. They can get stuck in your throat and lead to medical expenses, which nobody wants.
You didnβt add any sauce. Everyone knows that to eat salad, you need a sauce. Iβd suggest sweet βn sour or buffalo sauce. Maybe teriyaki sauce is nice too. And you need a lot more ketchups
Nothing wrong
No onion
How would you actually take a bite of this? Unhinging your jaw like a snake seems like the only plausible way
looks like a perfect salad to me.
Too much carbs
Id unironically eat that
Perfect
i see nothing wrong with this salad. i would however suggest you add a little cheese to that
Not enough bacon...
I put pickles on my burger just in case jesus is watching. Gotta have them greens
Too many crutons.