Wife jokes tend to revolve around insecurity, controlling behavior, or both. This joke might fall into the 'both' category, which is why it's just about perfect.
If my wife asked me that after I made that comment, I’d respond with “damn straight. You fine as hell.”
If your relationship isn’t secure enough to be able to do that, you guys are either, not trust worthy, or seriously insecure in yourselves/been broken from previous relationships.
Or go full nuclear with it. "Maybe if you spent as much time running on a treadmill, as you do running your mouth, you wouldn't have to ask that question"
Just say yes, she's probably not so insecure that she'd be upset that you said another woman was hot. Honesty is always the right choice in a relationship, and a natural one in a good relationship.
Oh same thing happened to me, it went:
Me: "Not like you, you have a beauty out of this world, impossible tovimitate in an infinite ammount of time"
Wife: "awwwwww🥹"
Me: Smoking, obviously My wife: She better have been
Yes… Not sure why this is quagmire question… if she looked just like the wife, she better have been hot to you…
Because if you say that another woman is hot to your wife, it's off with your balls.
Only if a relationship is insecure and unhealthy. Could happen if she's insecure/jealous/toxic or if he has a history of cheating
Yep, so about 50% of relationships
Just 50%?
69%
Wife jokes tend to revolve around insecurity, controlling behavior, or both. This joke might fall into the 'both' category, which is why it's just about perfect.
If my wife asked me that after I made that comment, I’d respond with “damn straight. You fine as hell.” If your relationship isn’t secure enough to be able to do that, you guys are either, not trust worthy, or seriously insecure in yourselves/been broken from previous relationships.
Or... how else would she look like you?
But that other woman looks just like your wife
"I just said she was."
“Of course she was, I said she looked just like you!” Easy.
Based wife
I like his wife too
Before I even opened the comments, in my head I said “yea, smokin”
Or go full nuclear with it. "Maybe if you spent as much time running on a treadmill, as you do running your mouth, you wouldn't have to ask that question"
Not as hot as the real thing
Safest option
This is the way to go!
This guy rizzes his wife again
Galaxy brain here
Obvious cop out
Okay this was the rizz I came to the comments for Teach me pls
It's easy, just be single in your 30s
Just 2 more levels
🤫
Mensa level IQ answer
"Second most beautiful woman in the world"
Me “an imitation is never quite as beautiful as the real thing” !
That’s a great answer
Thanks, I can be deviously smooth when needed. (If you’re reading this my little stalker ….😉)
you will live today
Creepy!
The right answer is “I didn’t notice, when I saw her I just kept thinking of you”
I didn't notice, I never looked up at her face.
She’ll say “then how did you know she looks like me ?”
^(it's a trap!)
That’s bad, she’ll say “oh, so you were looking at her body”
Yes that's exactly what I was doing
Answer her: "how dare you question how beautiful you are?!"
Ooh i like this one
My wife: "I saw this chick at the store you would've thought was super hot". Me: "Nice"
Me: Hotter than you! My wife: \*high five\* Me: \*looking at myself doing a high five in the mirror\*
I would say so, or she wouldn't have made me think of you?
My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.
“No as much as you” Marriage save
Heck yeah she was, but not as much as you
That's a gotcha..
"I just said, she looked like you!"
SMART ANSWER
Nothing can beat the original
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Hearing the words out loud, "Avert your eyes from this one," would be at least a little concerning to me.
I was really confused because when I first saw this I (mis-)read: "Was she shot?"
"Nothing can compare to the original"
Correct answer: Yes, but not as hot as the original.
She was almost as hot as you.
Not that hot like you
No, unlike you.
Yes, what part of she looked like you don't you understand?
“She didn’t look THAT much like you” is a good response here
“Hell yeah, I thought that was you for a second.” 
no cuz..i married for personality
Why would I check some stranger's temperature???
Got myself in that pickle once. Got out by saying "she was until I realized it wasn't you".
How else could I have been so confused
i know you are.
"Was she hot?" "I'd hit it."
37 degrees Celsius
Not as hot as the original. BOOM
I mean a less hot version of you bby
thats a tuff one
"Well, no. That's how I knew it wasn't u!"
Just say “ yea because she looks like you”
“A little, maybe she should’ve looked more like you”
"Not that much like you"
Copies never match the original
Nah she look fucking gross im want a divorce bye
I *said* she looked *just* like you, didn't I?
"Not as hot as you, like microwave version of you"
Did I stutter?
Who said, it was she? Who said he/she was 18+?
Yes .... 37C°.
I tell my wife that she's hot all the time, so it works out
yee.....nooereyyess?
Not as hot as you
"She is a flawed copy of the most beautiful woman I know." Now we wait
"damn straight, i even took pictures" then show a previously taken photo of wife
I just came here to say it: “Giggity.”
She made me think about how lucky I am to have you. It works both ways.
Hot as you.
I shouldn't have said that I should not have said that
Almost as hot as you
“So I saw this chick-“ *Chancla slices the air inches from face*
"She was like the Wish version of you."
"just like you", but not exactly like you as she isn't as pretty. (Proceeds to wipe sweat off forehead)
She was beautiful, however she wasn't stunning or sexy...
Easy, say "maybe, but not more than the original one" That would have rizzed me up in a hot second.
Correct Answer: Not as hot as the real deal.
you know, a bit worse than you, but still passable i guess
Just say yes, she's probably not so insecure that she'd be upset that you said another woman was hot. Honesty is always the right choice in a relationship, and a natural one in a good relationship.
"Actually, it was a he, and yes."
"I mean imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."
unretard for a second, is this real or for the shits and giggles? my gf gen doesn't mind me complimenting other girls at all
"has great personality"
\- “*No, she wasn’t as hot as you. That’s when I realised it wasn’t you.*”
Oh same thing happened to me, it went: Me: "Not like you, you have a beauty out of this world, impossible tovimitate in an infinite ammount of time" Wife: "awwwwww🥹"
Repeat after me: "If you were related, you'd be the hot sister"
Wife: Was she hot? Husband: She looks like you 20 years ago.
I don't understand these jokes. I talk about girls I find hot to my GF almost every week. Why should it be a problem?
One of those questions that backs you into a corner.
Finally, an actual meme on this sub
"This is a fuckin trick question" Her: "Fair enough"
"well, obviously just as much as you"
“Obviously, or she couldn’t have looked like you” 😎
cyclops may have some advice 😉
Me: why else do you think I thought it was you?
Absolutely not, thats where I understood that biatch is not you. That one was just copying the paragon of beauty my lord. Forgive us!
Almost but something didn't sit right with me so I looked closer and it wasn't you
"I just said she looked just like you. So yes."
2nd sexiest women I ever saw 2nd? Yeah you let me see your titties
Not as hot as you. Come on, amateurs.
“If she was, she’d be on fire.” Answer the question literally, lads! Good fortune to ye!
When I thought it was you, she was but when I realized it was not you then she wasn't.
She was not. That's how I knew it wasn't you
wdym she looks like you she ain't hot
"She had *that* and *that* so not as much as you" EZ
"Not as hot as you"
".....sorry I mispoke. She looked like me...."
Nah she is cold to me.
don’t answer
"not as hot as you are" Crises averted
"not even closely as hot as you are"
The real answer is, not as much as the one I have at home
“Not as much as you".
“Not as much as you".
"she was the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen"
Compared to you? No.
No matter the answer, the wife will kill the husband.
you and her are equal on looks, but your personality is better. how so? i asked for her number and she said do i look desperate?
You already lost by mentioning another woman to your wife
I'd be worried about her disappearing from existence it's a bad omen to encounter a doppelganger
Not as hot as you, but ya.
Answer should be "you're hot.. so yeah!"
If she were you, then she'd be hot. Yet she's not you so she's not hot.
“Not as hot as you baby”
Not as hot as you.
Great Value you babe. Almost convincing at a side glance.
“Of course she was, I just said she looked just like you!“
The answer is always yes!
Me: depends, was it you
“Fat version of you”
Ok boomer
I agree, very much boomer humor this one. I don't think most relationships these days have this insecure walking on eggshells nonsense
"No, she looked like she weighed about 10 lbs more than you"
Yeah she was hotter than you Lose some weight fatty
I'd say *Honey, I saw a less hot version of you at the store today* It works perfectly.