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Its1mple

I have to admit. This is just brilliant.


JimTheSaint

its not real. - no reastaurant want you taking up a table 1,5 hours just drinking water. - and then probably leave.


BofffaDs

Assuming that the business is populated by frequent patrons, that statement would be true. If the restaurant is failing and they are literally empty all the time that's a different story. A table of one is better than no table.


Most-Net-5665

Yeah but after I find out, I'm dining and dashing.


Kite_Azure-Flame

That sounds like the restaurant is about to get sued.


SiriusCb

This should be illegal...


Antique_Ad_9250

From now on whenever I get stood up I will dine and dash on the offchance it was the restaurants plan


Proud_Ad_8317

would madam be ordering the catfish special tonight?


Ok_Willingness7111

I wonder how far little Billy has to go in that app, does he has to send D picks?


Ivegotjokes4you

Can you even be mad? It’s genius


StupidandGeeky

I could see semi-failing nightclubs trying this. Any women walking in will help get guys showing up.


Poococktail

Sad and impressive at the same time.


HelloIamAlpharius

top tier Alpharius moment


Lost-InThe-abyss

Society is going to far


entropig

What a great idea! I wonder how the restaurant owners would feel when I trash their place?


mcfiddlestien

Insurance will cover the damages but the question is will being in a cell actually make you feel better?


entropig

A cell? What fascist country do *you* live in? I’d get away with a fine at most.


[deleted]

the one who talks is the one that doesnt do anything


Salvia_hispanica

Lucky she's a middle class, white woman. People listen when she complains.


Nikolateslaandyou

Are you kidding here? At the moment a black person can say whatever they want and everyone has to listen cause over a hundred years ago people they didn't even know were slaves...black people sold by fellow black people to white people.


Zyfil

that is the EXACT opposite of the truth, nowadays if a person of your description complains about anything, they are immediately called a karen and get ridiculed about on the internet


Salvia_hispanica

Racism and rape culture hurt white womxn too


MissCuteCath

Looks like too much hassle to get Sally to buy a 20 dollar meal. Also odds are after being stood up she might think she is the problem or is too fat or anything we girls do to deflect the fact men are pigs, and decide she not want to eat anything.


StrangerTune

How's this not misandry? If I were to call women hoes wouldn't that be considered misogyny? For the simple fact that it's a gross generalization. Now, I wanna see people saying "oh, it's a lighthearted joke, in context". The standard should apply the same to everyone.


DCilantro

Yep, that's us. We're all the worst. You sound like such a lovely person, it couldn't possibly be you.