My family won’t play monopoly with me anymore because I’d always resort to derivative deals when I owed money, “hey instead of me paying you $500 now, I can pay you $700 for the next time I land on your space, or we call the debt square (free pass) if you land on my space, less service fees for convenience”
After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused.
Finally a quick game of Monopoly!
Yeah, everyone goes straight to jail.
Speedrun strats
"All deals between players are allowed"
Rules stat if you can't pay you have to put your assets up for auction. That mean the hole famaly gets to bid on her
😐🤮😐
That’s a lot of holes!
*hoes
Playing Monopoly was probably more satisfying... 😏
Oh that was an option? Shit...
Plot twist: Its a family game night
[https://www.tiktok.com/@cracker.milk/video/7294092931462368519](https://www.tiktok.com/@cracker.milk/video/7294092931462368519)
Lol I read only the top part first, then scrolled down to see the rest 😅 good chuckles ensued 👍
Hey I read my memes from top to bottom too! What are the odds
I know right O.o
Lol, sounds like the plot of a nubiles films video
Straight to jail. Horny jail.
I think Theo Von makes that face 25% of his life.
My family won’t play monopoly with me anymore because I’d always resort to derivative deals when I owed money, “hey instead of me paying you $500 now, I can pay you $700 for the next time I land on your space, or we call the debt square (free pass) if you land on my space, less service fees for convenience”
When the family game night gets kinky
Fixing binds will be normalized. It is done now for many many 'people' in dire straights, those that "live beyond their means"
After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused.
Not sure why this isn’t an episode of Property Sex yet. Lol
Family game night got a little strange
When you play board games with the exhibitionist couple
If only Peter adopted this idea to pay his rent
Yo WTF y’all doing 🤷🏽♂️ we got money on this game 😂😂😂😂😂
I'll use my get out card
better wear a thimble
Wasn’t this a skit ? I’ve seen this as video
I’m glad i read the meme first before the post’s title. Got a good laugh in, plus interest
Dammit I'm at work and now everyone is wondering why I am laughing so hard!
Theyre not wondering. Theyre stressed and wondered if its worth reporting your ass.