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Son : *opens his bag and takes out the science project* Teacher : impressive. What does it do?


ras_2004_shaikh

Oh it's gonna blow your mind, Sir.


[deleted]

..and some


Ok-Flow-5670

Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom


Bananz0

r/unexpectedpenguinsofmadagascar


Polatimus13

r/subredditsifellfor


magnum_the_nerd

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


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SserjayY

Haha, my mind went strait to just cause, then I remembered POM is just cause in penguin form


[deleted]

Kaboom: “you called, sir?”


Dark_Storm_98

Nah, imagine the son's on some trip to America Everything goes smoothly He comes back, and his house is gone. So's his dad. Because karma is a bitch.


DerrainCarter

That explains why the teacher **slightly** overreacted back [then](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident?wprov=sfti1)


P33kab0Oo

Awww! They blow up so fast!


[deleted]

That means the son is carrying the school backpack.


adityaraj16

Underrated comment right here☠️


[deleted]

And maybe his backpack contains diapers


No-Swordfish6703

I was about to comment it man


GilbyTheFat

Everyone else: "what was in the bag?" Me: "is that Mufti Menk?"


yourlocalwatermelon

Yeah no seriously


vanillaninja777

So the son gets the yummy lunch?


OnyB1l

He gets the explosive bunch


BigManLawrence69420

Plot twist: It was his brother’s backpack and he had middle school textbooks.


UnderTheCoverAgent

At least the kid's not a school shooter


REAL_SLIM_SHADY_ALB

He's a school bomber


Fox281

School exploder


HopefulFox777

School boomer


gamerzombie1928

The Arab kid versus the quiet kid.


Dark_Storm_98

What's in the backpack? Edit: Nevermind I get it now


Delicious_Badger_322

No son anymore


Time-Classroom-2442

No school anymore


Assassin121YT

Dream of every student, the son would be a hero to the students and they would build him statues in their minecraft worlds


Delicious_Badger_322

LMAO


ACmaster

There are more American school shooters than suicide bombers at this point


EdwardLawman26

No needed to be offended, bro. It's just a joke.


ACmaster

Offended? nah man i’m just saying y’know


EdwardLawman26

Just opened to see [removed by reddit]. Lmao! This place is worse than Twitter.


Itzbubblezduh

My god!


HoLL0POinT

God is great my brother


[deleted]

Then who is doing mass shooting in the schools?


RandyEskimo

When are people going to realise racism does nothing for anyone


snifferpipers

Racist ass unfunny shit. When will y’all grow out of it🙄


[deleted]

Imagine his surprise on reaching the school only to find everyone has died in a school shooting by a white kid with right parents. Lol merica.


bornacconly

Can you hear the eagles call?


bornacconly

KAAAAAWWWW


stringedinsanity

Yeah cause you are not a racist if you just stereotype and insult white people ! Right ?


xenic_izuku200

Not funny + didn't laugh. You rasist


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xenic_izuku200

I know he is rasist to muslims


german_monarchist71

Bruh


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realbanana030

A shitposter here all right


Pure_Independence763

What’s donowalled?


[deleted]

He what?


xenic_izuku200

I mean that's rude and This is evidence of your stupidity


pumpkinflumkin

I don’t get it


SpotifyIsBroken

racism! ​ get it?


HoLL0POinT

God is great


Shaerms

Lol whoever downvoted you doesnt get it. Great comment.


generic_thingy

Underrated


[deleted]

It's because he's obviously Muslim and there is an ongoing stereotype which is that Muslims are bombers. So the meme is implying that he gave the son the bag with bombs and not books


pumpkinflumkin

Not very funny


[deleted]

I didn't say I support it my guy. I literaly just described the joke like u asked


JCGrdnski

Ye, you gave him the wrong lunch, he's not going to eat now.(yes I have an innocent mind and want upvotes how could you tell?)


Striking-Two-1720

Accidentally gave him books


[deleted]

Oh my God the bag has books!!


FuqBigGov

😅😅😅


JayAlexanderBee

That's not MTG


themkultr

The day his son and the quite white kid became best friends.


Guywithoutfacialhair

Oh no he took books to school!!! 😩


FLUX51

don't worry! it would serve its purpose either way.


retiredhobo

plot twist: he actually lives in the U.S. and the “wrong” backpack is the one that isn’t bulletproof


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

Oh no……..anyway


CorrectFrame3991

At least the son will blow up on the internet


Ok-Plane8003

That’s so Pam.


HumbleBear75

… but which one’s the wrong backpack?


El_Red_Yeeter

I accidentally gave him the bag with his stationary in it 😱


C-h_h

Pretty shitty joke. Some casual racism bs. Musta been a white dude or some self hatin person who loves white people Edit: Thanks I know Muslims arent a race, it was just bad choice of words, my vocab may not be the greatest but if you were intelligent enough, you'd understand the point I was making, you wouldnt be knit picking at such weak points.


Berke85

Allahu akbar boom


YeeTee55T4R

Literally just a joke


Reddit_Hates_Me1

No, it's a years old meme, and it was pretty funny the first time I saw it, and I'm a Muslim. No need to feel offended for other people. It's stupid.


C-h_h

Just because your muslim doesnt mean you speak for the whole muslim population. Great Im a man, I guess I speak for all men.


Reddit_Hates_Me1

OK, well even then, Islam isn't a race. It's a religion. The correct term would be "Islamophobia", however even that's a stretch, because this is just a harmless joke.


C-h_h

I never said they were a race...


Reddit_Hates_Me1

You said this joke is racism...


C-h_h

Your right I did but im pretty sure your smart enough to know what I am referring to.


Throwingawayindays

He DOES speak for the whole population


C-h_h

You came too late for the trolling. The post has already been taken down. Thank you for your input though.


Throwingawayindays

Lol I just saw that


[deleted]

Islamic terrorism isn’t a race dumb fuck.


C-h_h

Thanks i acknowledge already my choice of words but if you had read the rest the comments, you would know that i had already agreed and that if you were intelligent enough, you'd understand the point I was getting but I'm just a dumbfuck =). Thanks you smart fuck =)


MangolfTheRed

😏


PeterGibbons316

Classic [roommate mix up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14077PJvg4E).


Sad-Mission-6560

The snowflakes got it banned 😂


OneCrazyPaul

"Funny"


Rumpelmeister

Haha racist joke haha very funny


No-Swordfish6703

Well mission failed successfully


No-Astronomer-4431

So not halal mode brother


[deleted]

how clock boy's dad must have felt


a12ncsu

😂😂….. I’m going to hell


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a12ncsu

Except his dad gave him the one with the books not the bombs.


BATTLEAXE720

Achmed the dead terrorist...... His origin story is even worse than I thought!


KubFire

This on its own is so incredibly racist and i so like it


yanias1

Damn that blows


12eriks

So one reddit sub ban me for innocent joke about jews ( I am jew) but another sub makes joke memes about arabs. What is wrong with reddit?


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picopark

Check the post once again.


[deleted]

LOL


[deleted]

He'll have a blast day at school 😅🤣


[deleted]

I felt bad for laughing at this, but considering how their religion treats women I don't.


HoseanRC

our religion? It says woman should wear hijab (just like nuns), it makes them not to be like drunk 18+ american womens in a party (you know, having sex with someone without marriage...)


endeavour7

its in western culture to enjoy life, if you go to east asian part even with no islam women aren't like the women in america(not that American women are bad)


Ur__mine

Let me rephrase what you said considering how their men treat women in the name of religion. I'm telling it's not the religion it's the men


[deleted]

Is it?


Ur__mine

Yep it is


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

It’s their religion.


Ur__mine

Well I'm from their religion and a women so I know what I'm talking about


[deleted]

And men WROTE the goddamn book and every evil nasty thing in it. Plus, a religion IS its people. Do you really believe that a stupid book is true, when 99.5% of its followers are filthy minded?


CHAOSCHAOSCHA

honestly man it gives me a solid schedule so idrc at this point also ive met some good friends from it so like it is what it is


[deleted]

What’s your point?


CHAOSCHAOSCHA

dunno to be honest, im just telling you my experiences with it


[deleted]

That’s the lousiest argument I’ve ever heard.


CHAOSCHAOSCHA

well im not the one with the deleted account so gg.


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Reddit_Hates_Me1

Why is it always Redditors who express their atheism so toxicly?


[deleted]

It is what it is


redditsmadlad

R u muslim? If not kindly stfu don't act like an authority in a situation which is based on religion and u know nothing about


[deleted]

I know more about Islam than you do, friend


realbanana030

Ok just go harass people with a religion then in public Even though it's none of your business Basement dweller


[deleted]

“Basement dweller” - a troglodyte believing in a mythical 3000 year old fairy tale.


realbanana030

Says the one who deleted his comments coward


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Zane_DragonBorn

Not a man of culture I see


Reddit_Hates_Me1

No, it's just that this meme is years old. You can even see the mould on it.


[deleted]

🇵🇱


BigManLawrence69420

Nothin’ personal, kid.


mahitheblob

I'm Muslim and I laughed way too hard at this. Bwahaha.


elchucho111

It's not the wrong backpack, it was Allah's will for him to get that one


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Muppetchristmas

Bombs


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Muppetchristmas

Man is terrorist Had backpack bomb Kid goes to school with wrong backpack *Boom*


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Muppetchristmas

There is no backpack...


redditsmadlad

R u new to reddit if so pls get off it will better for u Btw it is because the man is muslim so terrorism


[deleted]

This is my 3rd year. I wanna delete my account though.


furrycunt-lover

Well tell him to be a good boy and go Boom!!


[deleted]

How does this have 1200+ upvotes? Overused af


Reddit_Hates_Me1

Exactly what I was thinking.


Reddit_Hates_Me1

>"Funnymemes" >Posts a meme over 3 years old and is mouldy >Reaches hot >Appears on my front page >disappointed.png


w_e_t_p_a_x

Kids these days blows up so fast.


Better-Performer-490

Boom! 73 virgins plus unknown collateral damage.


Longjumping-Long-220

bro i saw this meme way too many times ffs


Hardyminardi

Religious terrorism is so fucked up these days, that probably means he gave him the one that doesn't explode!


[deleted]

"These days" lol since when was it ok


Hardyminardi

Um, you really don't understand my sentence, at all. Read it again.


subsonicmonkey

HA HA HA CASUAL RACISM HILARIOUS


Sad-Mission-6560

Hi guys UPVOTE EACH OTHERS COMMENTS


Arcadius274

Maybe he gave him the blowup doll by mistake u racists


ralfvi

It take me some time to realize its a dark dark dark humour.


negativeintrovert

You username is fitting for this post


stringedinsanity

I hope all the people commenting about white and school shooter blah blah is just as racist. Even though most people think its not racist to say things about white people , it is.


Independent-Bell6080

PrAcTiCaL pRaNk GoNe WrOnG.


GolumCuckman

Calls son to warn him but…


SuspiciousGrievances

Kids, they blow up so fast.


Commercial_Pie_4558

Boom


Gold_Floatzel

Set if off and you'll be in the news my man


Realapple12

😂😂


ratatoskr_9

This could be interpreted either way... lol


Vanson1200r

He knew what he was doing.


Maximum-Policy5344

And now he has Mom's breast pump.


ctnfpiognm

Seen this one before


8ruhm0ment

He is gonna blow up on the socials!


the_friendly_one

Maybe I should call him to let him know...


KamiMazoku17

*His son opens the backpack and is suprised to see textbooks, homework, and his school issued computer*


PrimeKnight999

I feel his sweatin session


SpotifyIsBroken

Where's the "joke". This just seems like racism.


Nite-_-Owl

Boom boom


TrickKlepto

What was the joke, it’s been removed