Because the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon is an improved version of the original one, which is called the Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon.
But in that case doesn't it make more sense to call the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon the Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon Mk2 instead of calling it the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon?
Everyone seems to be joking, but I want to give the real answer. There was a mini game in last year's Genshin summer event where it was called exactly that.
Because Chatillon who made the original Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon has a naming sense like Naruto's dad
Verbesserte Krokomorphe Vortexbasierte Krokodilgepanzerte Schwere Marinekreuzerentlehnte Freizeitwasserdruckkanone I guess (though if the heavy refers to the battleship and not the cannon itself, we'll have to reorder like half the words)
In German it's (from the German Version of Genshin): "verbesserte schwere maritime krokodilförmige wirbelaggregationsprinzipielle Vergnügungswasserkanone"
What puzzled me more was what war Fontaine lost all their battleships in? She talks about it like it happened during her lifetime, which nation was Fontaine at war with???
Yes but the woman says she served in the navy when there was still a navy, which would imply that she was there 500 years ago. So it must not have been against Elynas
Uhh, does she have blue hair? (I haven't played today yet)
Chatillon, the guy who gave us the original Spinoblaster back in 3.8, was a hydro eidolon copy.
Fontaine lost it's marine battling Elynas during the cataclysm, they didn't bother building another one (probably because Furina had her head full) and because Meka became Fontaine main military asset
So did I misunderstand? Brest says that like she was there when the navy still existed, which would imply she's like 500 years old? Did I misinterpret that?
probably not ALL ships got destroyed back then but they never commissioned to build another one and the last of the ship might have finally succumbed to time during her era. which is pretty impressive considering it lasted hundreds of years.
Cool Gun necessarily needs an unnecessarily long name, like 120cm-Caliber-Anti-Surface-And-Air Gunpowder-And-Electromagnetic-Propelling Semiautomatic Fixed Guns, which no one actually calls them because it's too long, so you either use an acronym or call it the OMEGA SPACE GUN.
Because the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon is an improved version of the original one, which is called the Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon.
But in that case doesn't it make more sense to call the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon the Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon Mk2 instead of calling it the Improved Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon?
Thats the 3rd iteration.
neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon was taken already
I'm sure its a reference to the "Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon"
Where have I heard that? Gintama?
Yep
It's to make fun of real-life engineers being terrible at naming their products.
Everyone seems to be joking, but I want to give the real answer. There was a mini game in last year's Genshin summer event where it was called exactly that.
Because whoever created it is a former isekai writer. Gotta live up to those names
Because Chatillon who made the original Crocomorph Vortex-Based Crocodilian-armored Heavy Naval Battleship-style Recreational Water Blasting Cannon has a naming sense like Naruto's dad
for once, Sucrose is better at naming things
a gintama reference maybe?
100%
Because it's Fontaine, they always use "pseudo-science gibberish" when naming things
i wonder what it would be called in german
Verbesserte Krokomorphe Vortexbasierte Krokodilgepanzerte Schwere Marinekreuzerentlehnte Freizeitwasserdruckkanone I guess (though if the heavy refers to the battleship and not the cannon itself, we'll have to reorder like half the words)
In German it's (from the German Version of Genshin): "verbesserte schwere maritime krokodilförmige wirbelaggregationsprinzipielle Vergnügungswasserkanone"
Fischl von Luftchloss Narfidort Prinzessin der Verirteilung Immernachreich Apokalypse: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary
It's gotta be a Gintama reference... right? 😂
What puzzled me more was what war Fontaine lost all their battleships in? She talks about it like it happened during her lifetime, which nation was Fontaine at war with???
Liyue due to their aggressive 9-dash line maritime territory.
It's a historical ancient Liyue fishermen fishing ground. So it belongs to Liyue.
Everyone knows all water belong to Neuvilllete lmao
Probably with Elynas about 500 years ago.
Yes but the woman says she served in the navy when there was still a navy, which would imply that she was there 500 years ago. So it must not have been against Elynas
Uhh, does she have blue hair? (I haven't played today yet) Chatillon, the guy who gave us the original Spinoblaster back in 3.8, was a hydro eidolon copy.
Fontaine lost it's marine battling Elynas during the cataclysm, they didn't bother building another one (probably because Furina had her head full) and because Meka became Fontaine main military asset
So did I misunderstand? Brest says that like she was there when the navy still existed, which would imply she's like 500 years old? Did I misinterpret that?
probably not ALL ships got destroyed back then but they never commissioned to build another one and the last of the ship might have finally succumbed to time during her era. which is pretty impressive considering it lasted hundreds of years.
Genshin is really loosey-goosey with timeframes and lifespans.
Aren't they technically landlocked.
I mean as far as I can tell one edge isn’t?
They lost the whole fleet during the Cataclysm in the battle with Elynas. The loss of the modern fleet is, as far as I can tell, totally inexplicable.
Gintama reference maybe?
If you said this was the official name for one of the Fontaine puzzles I would believe it
ICVBCAHNBSRWBC for short
Uh, because it's awesome.
It's really perfect.
You wouldn't get it
I love Brest
I love Brest
Literal word salad
Why wouldn’t it be?
For peak 2024 anime title energy
Better question is who called this chick Brest of all things
Cool Gun necessarily needs an unnecessarily long name, like 120cm-Caliber-Anti-Surface-And-Air Gunpowder-And-Electromagnetic-Propelling Semiautomatic Fixed Guns, which no one actually calls them because it's too long, so you either use an acronym or call it the OMEGA SPACE GUN.
Because least verbose genshin impact text. Also it's funny, probably.
Imaginarium Theater has the best function ever "Show shorter description"
one of the boons even with shorter descriptions was still 3 scrollbars long
Well, at least they're trying?
I didn't say they weren't but thanks for downvoting me anyway :)
Genshin out here like "don't name your new mechanic or event something stupid and/or over the top for 5 minutes challenge (level impossible)"