I always thought Lane was just trying to point out that the groupie hadn't put any thought into what she would actually read, like the groupie thought saying she wanted to read was to sound smart but she couldn't even name a book lol.
I just watched the episode where Richard starts wearing a track suit after his heart surgery. Maybe he did that to really get under Emily’s skin! I never made that connection before.
I have had so much (I thought irrational) hatred for Tom Cruise my entire life, I always loved this. Don't even know if he's a good actor or not because I get so annoyed just seeing his face I can't determine what I think of his acting skills.
"He's totally fine having his personal freedom slowly stripped away, as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American." 🏅
"Whatever you say, Uncle Luke." "It's Luke. Just Luke. Mr. Luke. In fact, DON'T ADDRESS ME AT ALL!"
Milo and Scott had some great on-screen chemistry haha.
The scene with Emily dressing down Shira at the party Rory threw with the DAR. Everything about it: what she said, how she said it. Just a chefs kiss moment.
And also one of my favourite moments was her and Richard telling Rory and Lorelai about it especially when Richard corrects Emily’s recollection so that we get the full effect all over again!!
Honestly, people take things a bit too seriously. This scene was much needed for the Gilmores so they could get everything out of their system. All issues tackled, all emotions on the table, now they can move on and be a family.
I love this scene so much.
People love to rag on it becuase it’s “weight shaming” but the whole idea of it is supposed to be nasty and Emily goes for the jugular.
“He told you he’s leaving her? He told you he’s moving out, they’re getting divorced, he’s got a lawyer, they’ve divided up the monster truck season tickets?”
Hands down Mrs Kim verbally attacking Zach on the street: You! You dirty, filthy devil boy! You will pay for this. You will burn in hellfire for this! You will swim in the sludge with Satan’s hell-dogs, and feed them your innards for eternity! She’s an innocent girl. And you are a wild pig of filth! I know! I know all you do! You think you can hide from me? That you can carry on your dirty, filthy schemes without me finding out? You put your hands on Lane! My Lane! And before God, I swear that you will be punished. Because that is what happens to all swine that walk up tall!
Took me out of it a bit honestly. So much bad theology in this. Mrs Kim is SDA. None of that's in their beliefs. They're weird, and nutty sure, but they don't believe in hell. A hell of eternal torment is considered a pagan non-Christian belief for SDA. It's like Mrs. Kim converted to wicca.
Eh, the show plays fast and loose with accuracy all the time.
Two Japanese-American women were playing Korean-Americans.
The DAR doesn't have presidents it has regents, except for the president-general.
It gets dark early in Martha's Vineyard in February and it's also really cold.
"Wodehouse" is pronounced "Woodhouse."
And, as a history graduate, we shall not talk about the Bracebridge dinner. Or the episode that Paris doesn't care that she's been given an unwinnable position in a class history debate. ~~She gives Rory part of the main debating role as a bonding moment, when they lost she would care, she would blame Rory, it would be plot relevant! There is no realistic way to argue Charles I had a fair trial!!! And Paris would care!! You can have an argument over whether it was necessary to execute Charles to end the war, or whether it was supported by the majority of the country or even whether the charges of treachery he was brought up on were justified, but you can't hold a vote that comes out 'no', then chuck out all the 'no' votes with military force and hold the vote again and call that a fair trial without getting unbelievably philosophical about the concept of justice and taking the position that a brand new military coup has a just right to unilaterally dictate justice, and even then I think you'd be hard-pressed to use the word 'fair' rather than 'legitimate' and Paris would be outraged or excited or something about this, and then you don't even get to see how they try to argue it, and and and~~
I looked it up and it seems the SDA have a similar belief to what JWs do. When evil people die, they just stay dead and don't go to heaven or get resurrected
Go to hell!!
RIGHT BACK ATCHA
Luke at no literal chill is so fun also
Excuse me where would we find the best antiques
Michel: at your house i guess
I aspire to be michel I'll think of more
When Emily shows up at Lorelai’s house and Lorelai is wearing her Juicy sweatpants and tells her mother she just needs a minute to change and Emily says, “Into what? A bra that says Tasty?”
“You can use your mothers old golf clubs. There upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential”
“Please don’t wear those pantyhose with the seems up the back you look like 10 cents a dance”
-the one and only ✨Emily Gilmore ✨
Paris has a lot of great ones. When I was in college, I came home soaking wet and my roommate asked me "is it raining?" I so badly wanted to quote "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" But she would not have gotten the reference haha.
Add Michel to that.
"Madame, you have no idea how desperately I'd like to help, but see, I'd have to build a room for you myself and I'm not a man who works with his hands."
"Have a nice day."
Michel: "Drop dead, and we'll discuss it."
"Excuse me, do you know where we could find antiques?"
Michel: "At your house, I'd guess."
Lorelai: "It's heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me."
Rory: "I thought she discarded those years ago."
I just watched the episode where Jess visits Rory when she's on her hiatus from Yale and Logan is being obnoxious and asking about Jess' book. He wants Jess to send it to him. Jess says ok yea, "To the blonde dick at Yale" I always loved that one lol.
When Emily has that entire scene with Luke, where she hammers him and then uses her unreal social aggression powers to force him to thank her every time. It’s awful, and I love Luke, but I laugh whenever I see that scene.
From season 1:
Michel: "She scratched my shoes!"
Drella: "What a baby."
Michel: "These are $300 italian loafers!"
Drella: "I wonder if Versace makes a pacifier."
"You can use your mother's clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust with the rest of her potential." 😂 😂
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Emily calling Rory:
“I was going to wait for you to call me back, but my life’s not as long as yours.”
Also Jess during the whole the whole buy a basket situation:
“Basket; basket maker; guy who didn’t bring enough money.”
“Come on man, she’s not shippin’ off to ‘Nam!”
My fav was in the early episode of the first season, where Michel is asked by an elderly lady, where one can find old antiques, and he says something like, "At your house, I'm sure." Cracks me up every time.
There's no fate. There's no destiny. And there's no luck. Astrology is rediculous. Tara cards tell you nothing. You can't read a palm. Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morris is not hanging out with Elvis. And the Kennedys did not kill Merilyn.
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You wanna jump in here? No i think paris has it covered
This is the right answer. 
This right here is why I love Paris.
Yesss this is my favorite Paris insult
this is the scene that got me started on gilmore girls
Oof I don’t even like Logan but this is brutal. She basically tells him to end himself. :(
Was she lying? Paris never liked Logan and often wondered why Rory was with him.
Didn't the hostility only start after rory dropped out?
She was the voice of the audience on that one!
I found it interesting both Paris and Emily used the phrase "two bit" when insulting the Huntzbergers to their face.
Zach Groupie: “I’d love to take a year off and just read.” Lane : “What book?”
This one is my fave!
I think I might be missing something with this one can you explain
She would take a year to read 1 book
Omg I'm a dumbass this makes so much sense
Oh come on. Don't sell yourself short. You'd at least manage two books 🤣
I always thought Lane was just trying to point out that the groupie hadn't put any thought into what she would actually read, like the groupie thought saying she wanted to read was to sound smart but she couldn't even name a book lol.
No, it was definitely that it would take her an entire year to finish a book.
I did too lmao
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I just watched the episode where Richard starts wearing a track suit after his heart surgery. Maybe he did that to really get under Emily’s skin! I never made that connection before.
Well I'm with Emily here. Tracksuits are horrible and a style sin!
That’s why I sold all 20 of my Juicy ones on Posh.
You could have washed them first. That would have been posher.
Hahaha! Good for you 😉
This is such a hysterical line to me, forever and ever.
“I've often wondered, does someone in your family own a flannel company?” - Michel to Luke 😂
SUCH an underrated line. One of Michel's best.
Michel and Paris got all of the best lines. Thank you,Amy.
That green coat makes me want to barf, not to mention the fingerless gloves. SMH.
“People are paticularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.”
Same lol
Michel is the patron god of all customer service workers sometimes.
“You’re like a pop-up book from hell.”
my FAVOURITE one for sure!!!!
I’m with ya on that one!
Kirk: Where would you seat Tom Cruise? Luke: In an acting class.
I have had so much (I thought irrational) hatred for Tom Cruise my entire life, I always loved this. Don't even know if he's a good actor or not because I get so annoyed just seeing his face I can't determine what I think of his acting skills.
Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise in every film starring Tom Cruise. Except Tropic Thunder.
You forgot that Tom Cruise also usually produces his Tom Cruise films starring Tom Cruise played by Tom Cruise himself (I also don’t like him)
Cruiseception
I never did either. He thinks way to much of himself. And he's not even a very good actor. And he probably holds a mirror up to himself.
Tom Cruise runs in every movie. He's a runner!!!
That's many actors. DeNiro, Hanks, etc. They're not acting. They're just being who they are.
Considering Tom Hanks started out as a comedian, pretty sure playing major dramatic roles isn't who he actually is
“At lest she had a husband to kill” might be my favorite from the whole series. Also love “tie your tubes idiot!!”
"He's totally fine having his personal freedom slowly stripped away, as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American." 🏅
I love this one
Who said this one?
Lorelai about Paul Anka
Ohhhh right lol
Paris - “this great man wasn’t brought down by my vagina” 😂😂 Paris has some of the best lines in the show honestly
Michel to Rune: "That would be if this were a museum and you were a man allowed in museums." 
I’m confused. Are there people not allowed in museums?
No, that's why it's such an insult!
Jess dressed exactly like Luke and he tells him to change so Jess responds “I thought this was the uniform”
"Whatever you say, Uncle Luke." "It's Luke. Just Luke. Mr. Luke. In fact, DON'T ADDRESS ME AT ALL!" Milo and Scott had some great on-screen chemistry haha.
It’s not your looks that keep them away Lorelai, think about that.
The scene with Emily dressing down Shira at the party Rory threw with the DAR. Everything about it: what she said, how she said it. Just a chefs kiss moment.
And also one of my favourite moments was her and Richard telling Rory and Lorelai about it especially when Richard corrects Emily’s recollection so that we get the full effect all over again!!
“I only wish I had remembered to call her a cocktail waitress!” “Oh, that’s my mother’s version of the “c” word.”😂😂
This is such a good scene! I don’t understand why it gets so much hate!
Honestly, people take things a bit too seriously. This scene was much needed for the Gilmores so they could get everything out of their system. All issues tackled, all emotions on the table, now they can move on and be a family.
It gets hate? Whyyyy. It's one of my favorites in the entire show.
Yes, that whole "come to Jesus" scene at Richard and Emily's was incredible! This part, especially!!!
I love this scene so much. People love to rag on it becuase it’s “weight shaming” but the whole idea of it is supposed to be nasty and Emily goes for the jugular.
“He told you he’s leaving her? He told you he’s moving out, they’re getting divorced, he’s got a lawyer, they’ve divided up the monster truck season tickets?”
Paris: Are you gonna move, or do you need a 5, 6, 7, 8? Every time, she makes me laugh hard with that line. I adore annoyed Paris.
First episode. First scene Lorelai: "That was possibly, very sweet of you" Me and my wife quote this all the time 😋
Hands down Mrs Kim verbally attacking Zach on the street: You! You dirty, filthy devil boy! You will pay for this. You will burn in hellfire for this! You will swim in the sludge with Satan’s hell-dogs, and feed them your innards for eternity! She’s an innocent girl. And you are a wild pig of filth! I know! I know all you do! You think you can hide from me? That you can carry on your dirty, filthy schemes without me finding out? You put your hands on Lane! My Lane! And before God, I swear that you will be punished. Because that is what happens to all swine that walk up tall!
Took me out of it a bit honestly. So much bad theology in this. Mrs Kim is SDA. None of that's in their beliefs. They're weird, and nutty sure, but they don't believe in hell. A hell of eternal torment is considered a pagan non-Christian belief for SDA. It's like Mrs. Kim converted to wicca.
Eh, the show plays fast and loose with accuracy all the time. Two Japanese-American women were playing Korean-Americans. The DAR doesn't have presidents it has regents, except for the president-general. It gets dark early in Martha's Vineyard in February and it's also really cold. "Wodehouse" is pronounced "Woodhouse."
And, as a history graduate, we shall not talk about the Bracebridge dinner. Or the episode that Paris doesn't care that she's been given an unwinnable position in a class history debate. ~~She gives Rory part of the main debating role as a bonding moment, when they lost she would care, she would blame Rory, it would be plot relevant! There is no realistic way to argue Charles I had a fair trial!!! And Paris would care!! You can have an argument over whether it was necessary to execute Charles to end the war, or whether it was supported by the majority of the country or even whether the charges of treachery he was brought up on were justified, but you can't hold a vote that comes out 'no', then chuck out all the 'no' votes with military force and hold the vote again and call that a fair trial without getting unbelievably philosophical about the concept of justice and taking the position that a brand new military coup has a just right to unilaterally dictate justice, and even then I think you'd be hard-pressed to use the word 'fair' rather than 'legitimate' and Paris would be outraged or excited or something about this, and then you don't even get to see how they try to argue it, and and and~~
Wicca doesn’t believe in hell either.
I think you mean evangelicals, not Wiccan.
I looked it up and it seems the SDA have a similar belief to what JWs do. When evil people die, they just stay dead and don't go to heaven or get resurrected
Yeap, they're what we call Annihilationists.
I love this, too. We use "wild pig of filth" and "swine that walk up tall" as insults all the time. 😂
“I knew the mental Illness in your family would catch up to you some day!” Richard Gilmore 😂😂😂😂
Aunt Cora was NOT mentally ill, she was ATHLETIC!
My friend called me mentally ill the other day and we both watch this so i said i was athletic and we both collapsed laughing
Only whores have two glasses of wine at lunch 😅
“Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!”
Which is also the setup to one of the best GG lines of all time
“Your festive interjections are a real kick in the pants but we're low on time so can it.” - Paris to Brad lol
Was looking for this one. My favorite!
I just watched this a couple nights ago. Cracks me up 😂
When Luke gets fed up with Jess and sledgehammers a hole in the wall, hands it to Jess and says: "That's your room. Finish up."
"We'll hold hands and skip afterwards."😂
Paris taunting Brad while singing Into the Woods. Girl really does her homework.
Yes! ‘Can you move? Or do you need a 5, 6, 7, 8’
Boy she is up on her theater references
I love how they wrote that into the show because Adam Wylie (Brad) actually played Jack in Into the Woods on Broadway.
Yes! I love that there's that layer of truth to it
This is mine. Love this scene. Probably in no small part due to my love of that musical and Sondheim generally.
‘ is it raining outside ‘ ‘ no it’s national baptism day… tie your tubes idiot ‘
CLASSIC
My favorite 😂
“Tie your tubes idiot” sent me TO THE MOON 😂😂😂😂
Go to hell!! RIGHT BACK ATCHA Luke at no literal chill is so fun also Excuse me where would we find the best antiques Michel: at your house i guess I aspire to be michel I'll think of more
When Emily shows up at Lorelai’s house and Lorelai is wearing her Juicy sweatpants and tells her mother she just needs a minute to change and Emily says, “Into what? A bra that says Tasty?”
Lorelei: Oh my god it’s the title search for the Rachel property and guess who owns it? Sookie: tell me it’s not that bastard Donald Trump 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“You can use your mothers old golf clubs. There upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential” “Please don’t wear those pantyhose with the seems up the back you look like 10 cents a dance” -the one and only ✨Emily Gilmore ✨
"Buttfaced miscreant" makes me laugh every single time
Logan’s reaction makes it so much better “Buttfaced miscreant???” “Why would you do something like that?” “I’m sorry, Buttfaced miscreant?”
Jess: "Talk into the clown." Dean: "I am."
Deans character got major upgrades after they broke up i like passive aggressive dean
Paris has a lot of great ones. When I was in college, I came home soaking wet and my roommate asked me "is it raining?" I so badly wanted to quote "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" But she would not have gotten the reference haha.
This is my favorite!
I'd say Paris and Emily had the best quotes. Theyre my fave characters
Add Michel to that. "Madame, you have no idea how desperately I'd like to help, but see, I'd have to build a room for you myself and I'm not a man who works with his hands."
"Have a nice day." Michel: "Drop dead, and we'll discuss it." "Excuse me, do you know where we could find antiques?" Michel: "At your house, I'd guess." Lorelai: "It's heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me." Rory: "I thought she discarded those years ago."
"I saw a can of cream of Mushroom soup, no good can come from that."
I love when Lorelei is singing like Louis Armstrong to Luke and he asks her “have you been diagnosed?”
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“Does Dorothy Parker know about you!?” Is my favorite
“No its national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot.“ - Paris
“Can I interest you in a sick day?” should be a mandatory workplace insult
Lorelai to Rory (s01e07): "I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron."
I quote the golfclubs one everyday
Paris telling someone to tie their tubes for asking a drenched Rory and Paris if it was raining outside
I just watched the episode where Jess visits Rory when she's on her hiatus from Yale and Logan is being obnoxious and asking about Jess' book. He wants Jess to send it to him. Jess says ok yea, "To the blonde dick at Yale" I always loved that one lol.
Someone's really obsessed with length
"Well that had all the tact of a nazi storm trooper"
“I do not want to die without seeing midgets dancing with mushrooms” Michel to Lorelei
When Emily has that entire scene with Luke, where she hammers him and then uses her unreal social aggression powers to force him to thank her every time. It’s awful, and I love Luke, but I laugh whenever I see that scene.
From season 1: Michel: "She scratched my shoes!" Drella: "What a baby." Michel: "These are $300 italian loafers!" Drella: "I wonder if Versace makes a pacifier."
Only prostitutes have 2 glasses of wine at lunch! Well buy me a boa and drive me to reno because I am open for business
Luke: "You cannot gather here!" Lorelai: "Wow. Sleeping with you is getting me nothing."
"You can use your mother's clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust with the rest of her potential." 😂 😂 https://preview.redd.it/ncmqaxor6cmb1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfde4e0a19840c727e151979bf21967f7a374f4
“Is it raining outside?” “no it’s national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot!”
Anything Paris says is usually a gem. I'm so glad they created her character. She's the perfect foil for Rory. I wasn't happy with her in AYITL.
For me it will always be, “Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!” I swear I screamed
“Would you like a beer LUKE?”
Luke: We've been here before Lorelai: I recognize that tree
Lots of blinking 😂
"Is it raining?" Paris- "no it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot!"
Michel: “people are particularly stupid today, I can’t talk to anymore of them” because honestly mood
Is it raining? No its national baptism day tie your tubes idiot
Would you like another *beer*, Luke? I say this to my husband every time he has a beer (which is often!)
“Is it raining” Paris: “No it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot”
Emily calling Rory: “I was going to wait for you to call me back, but my life’s not as long as yours.” Also Jess during the whole the whole buy a basket situation: “Basket; basket maker; guy who didn’t bring enough money.” “Come on man, she’s not shippin’ off to ‘Nam!”
My fav was in the early episode of the first season, where Michel is asked by an elderly lady, where one can find old antiques, and he says something like, "At your house, I'm sure." Cracks me up every time.
Rory: : Well I'd take some dance lessons because the way you express yourself needs a little work
When I'm in my truck I'm still a man.
There's no fate. There's no destiny. And there's no luck. Astrology is rediculous. Tara cards tell you nothing. You can't read a palm. Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morris is not hanging out with Elvis. And the Kennedys did not kill Merilyn.
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Lorelai's face in the last frame hahaha
I know!!! It makes the whole scene perfect!
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“Lorelei, does anything work above your neck?”
Mrs. Kim: Don’t just stand there looking stupid. MOVE!
Random Yaley: is it raining? Paris: No, it’s national Baptism day! Tie your tubes you idiot!
"I don't know where that things been, but it's certainly going no where near my mouth." - Emily