There is many so I will write the first what came to my mind...
>"When you're at her place, there's Lorelai, when you're here, there's me, and when you're out there, there's Taylor."
When he was buying the books about love from Andrew’s bookstore. Andrew wants to scan the books and Luke wont give them to him so Andrew gets suspicious and asks if Luke was trying to buy some porn. Luke asks if Andrew sells porn at the book store and Andrew says no. So Luke says……. ^
Luke really should have just gone to the next town over to buy his book. Would have given Taylor something else to complain about. That's an even bigger no no than buying lettuce from Woodbury.
Towards the end of season 4 (maybe episode 18 or 19) when he buys the self help book from the stars hollow bookstore but he won’t show the cashier (I think his name is Andrew) what he bought so he hides it and just gives him the money
Luke: you can't kill the bag boy
Loralie: why not?
Luke:it's double coupon day you'll bring down the town.
And the way that Loralie just accepts that as an answer. I love them in that scene.
“The counter is MY scared space! You don’t do yoga on the Dalai Lama’s mat, and you don’t come behind my counter, period!”
"When you make plans, then you have expectations, and when you have expectations, they… you will get disappointed"
"Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie."
Taylor, no, no, no, no. And every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no!" And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no!"
"It starts out all very nice, two people promising to be together forever, I'll die when you die, my life meant nothing till you used my toothbrush."
And, just surprised I haven't seen it yet.
"I have no patience for jam hands!"
*Boyscout picks up lid of donut display*
Luke: Put that down!
Boyscout: Why?
Luke: Because otherwise you're going under it.
Boyscout: I won't fit.
Luke: Oh yes you will.
*Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe*
*That was very immature*
*Yeah well, tickled me*
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Yep. In the episode "The one with Chandler's work laugh" his boss says they had just hired a new law firm called Dewey Cheatem and Howe.
I have seen other similarities between Friends and Gilmore Girls so some overlapping with the writers wouldn't shock me. However it could also be because I watch both shows so often that I am just very aware of repeated jokes or storylines.
Luke: You left your keys in the stove?
Lorelai: No, my socks.
Luke: Your socks! Of course. How naive of me.
Lorelai: It makes them warm and slightly toasty. Huh. That's weird.
Luke: What's weird? There's so much to chose from.
"Hands in the air! I want to see hands in the air!"
"Rory, how much do you like this person?"
"You bring an enemy coffee cup here on the day of our reconciliation?"
"Marriage is ok as long as they dont make you eat french food."
I looooove "Rory, how much do you like this person?" Because you just know he wanted to throw Paris out, but he also loves Rory and was giving her room to overrule that impulse.
Not exactly a quote from him, but when the bike race comes to town and they're yelling "big hole" on repeat and he gets pissed and then you hear them yell " BIG BAT" I lose it Everytime.
Luke: "Fast Runner." (Talking about Rory)
Dean: "It's the coffee."
Luke: "Not your face?"
Dean: "What?"
Luke: "Nothing, just missed my youth for a second."
Based, It’s actually funny how that show has creeped its way into my sense of humour, I tend to talk quickly and make a lot of references to different forms of media ,
It’s really quick and underrated but when he’s looking at apartments and rings Lorelai in a rant:
Luke: “And three of the places make you put down a $500 deposit if you have a dog. Can you believe this?”
Lorelai: “You don’t have a dog.”
Luke: “I know, but it’s wrong!”
Taylor: You would kick tiny Tim’s crutch out from under him wouldn’t you??
Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, gimpy’s going down!
Was surprised not to see this one.
devilsburnerphone beat me to my favorite, but a close 2nd for me is:
"A skateboard and pop bottle shop. With in-house experts to teach the craft of street-slaloming."
There is many so I will write the first what came to my mind... >"When you're at her place, there's Lorelai, when you're here, there's me, and when you're out there, there's Taylor."
😆 good one!!
I kinda remember that one what was the context
I think he was warning Jess about how to behave with Rory?
“It’s Luke. Just. Luke. Mr. Luke. In fact, don’t address me at all!!” Also: “LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY CANDY!!!!”
“You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?”
When was this?
When he was buying the books about love from Andrew’s bookstore. Andrew wants to scan the books and Luke wont give them to him so Andrew gets suspicious and asks if Luke was trying to buy some porn. Luke asks if Andrew sells porn at the book store and Andrew says no. So Luke says……. ^
Luke really should have just gone to the next town over to buy his book. Would have given Taylor something else to complain about. That's an even bigger no no than buying lettuce from Woodbury.
Towards the end of season 4 (maybe episode 18 or 19) when he buys the self help book from the stars hollow bookstore but he won’t show the cashier (I think his name is Andrew) what he bought so he hides it and just gives him the money
That's your room. Finish up. We'll hold hands and skip afterwards.
Oh that is my favourite
Oh that’s a good one
I use the we'll hold hands and skip all the time
“I'm always employee of the month. I'm employee of the year, of the century, of the universe!”
“You should be so lucky to have a job like mine!” (I’m obsessed with the way he points at Jess in that scene) 👉🏻
I imagined the point immediately when I read your comment before I finished it!!
I know this isn't the conversation right now, but this is where we need the singular F bomb for the show.
Luke: you can't kill the bag boy Loralie: why not? Luke:it's double coupon day you'll bring down the town. And the way that Loralie just accepts that as an answer. I love them in that scene.
Me too!!
Jess… are you a gigalo?
the best!!!
“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” Also… “Get away from me you mental patient!”
Here are a couple of mine….. Kirk: I have a girlfriend Luke: double dipping, you dog (in his monotone voice 😂)
This thing we're doing here, me, you, I just want you to know that I am in... I am all in.
A classic 🥹
“The counter is MY scared space! You don’t do yoga on the Dalai Lama’s mat, and you don’t come behind my counter, period!” "When you make plans, then you have expectations, and when you have expectations, they… you will get disappointed" "Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie."
But we need the rest of that for the best part. “What if I’d thrown a pen?” “I’d have brought you a trout.”
I don't make the rules, I just serve.
What if I threw a pen? I would've brought you a trout.
"I just... like to see you happy." Because this sums up Luke in one line.
YES!
That episode makes me a blubbering mess. That’s the perfect last line for Luke.
They got stood up! They should have been wearing prom dresses!
And then he brings rhem hot coffee That big ol softieee
Don’t sit on any cold benches!
I was just going through all the comments to see if anyone used this one and there you are at the bottom! LMAO 😂
"Taylor No!"
Taylor, no, no, no, no. And every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no!" And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no!"
I love the slight subversion of expectations with “How’s Ted?”
Or just simply, TAYLOR!
The ever so classic “Dammit, Taylor!”
Indeed a classic!
I don’t have time for jam hands!
I loved how Susie hated jam hands in MMM too.
"It starts out all very nice, two people promising to be together forever, I'll die when you die, my life meant nothing till you used my toothbrush." And, just surprised I haven't seen it yet. "I have no patience for jam hands!"
“Fresh coffee'll be ready in a minute, unless you wanna just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.”
**“I am in. I am all in.”**
*Boyscout picks up lid of donut display* Luke: Put that down! Boyscout: Why? Luke: Because otherwise you're going under it. Boyscout: I won't fit. Luke: Oh yes you will.
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe that was very immature yeah well, tickled me
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Isn't that a joke Chandler's boss cracked in Friends. Perhaps some of the writers overlapped.
I think it was originally from a Three Stooges bit so both references were an homage to that.
Yep. In the episode "The one with Chandler's work laugh" his boss says they had just hired a new law firm called Dewey Cheatem and Howe. I have seen other similarities between Friends and Gilmore Girls so some overlapping with the writers wouldn't shock me. However it could also be because I watch both shows so often that I am just very aware of repeated jokes or storylines.
wait really? i have also watched friends multiple times i don't think i caught it, do u know what episode?
"You can have my word and a couple of middle fingers on that, Taylor!"
“Write that down and leave out the part about the middle fingers” 🤣
Luke: You left your keys in the stove? Lorelai: No, my socks. Luke: Your socks! Of course. How naive of me. Lorelai: It makes them warm and slightly toasty. Huh. That's weird. Luke: What's weird? There's so much to chose from.
I love how it ends “I can never pick you up from here again” 🤣
ahaha yes
Red meat will kill you.
"Hands in the air! I want to see hands in the air!" "Rory, how much do you like this person?" "You bring an enemy coffee cup here on the day of our reconciliation?" "Marriage is ok as long as they dont make you eat french food."
I looooove "Rory, how much do you like this person?" Because you just know he wanted to throw Paris out, but he also loves Rory and was giving her room to overrule that impulse.
Doesn't she respond, do what you've got to do? I love that
Not exactly a quote from him, but when the bike race comes to town and they're yelling "big hole" on repeat and he gets pissed and then you hear them yell " BIG BAT" I lose it Everytime.
Hahaha me too 🤣
I came here looking for this 🤣
Luke: "Fast Runner." (Talking about Rory) Dean: "It's the coffee." Luke: "Not your face?" Dean: "What?" Luke: "Nothing, just missed my youth for a second."
🤣
It's like drinking a My Little Pony!
Not quite a big one but one I personally love Kirk: if I were Tom cruise where would you sit me? Luke: in an acting class
I love the quick witty lines too!
In my opinion it’s those quick rapid fire lines that make The show for me ,
Same!!
Based, It’s actually funny how that show has creeped its way into my sense of humour, I tend to talk quickly and make a lot of references to different forms of media ,
emily: what do you think of the romanovs? luke: they probably had it coming 🤷🏻♂️
You two are a match made in heaven
# “This thing we’re doing here, you, me. I’m in. I’m all in."
It’s really quick and underrated but when he’s looking at apartments and rings Lorelai in a rant: Luke: “And three of the places make you put down a $500 deposit if you have a dog. Can you believe this?” Lorelai: “You don’t have a dog.” Luke: “I know, but it’s wrong!”
Taylor: You would kick tiny Tim’s crutch out from under him wouldn’t you?? Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, gimpy’s going down! Was surprised not to see this one.
This is a good one!!
“KEEP YOUR PANTS ON”
“He can turn it off and turn it on so fast” 😂
Kirk: I love you Luke Danes Luke: Im stupid Kirk: I love Luke Danes
“Look at all the pretty caaannndy!”
If you drink anymore coffee they’ll each have two heads!
"How about I toss the shirts outside first so that you will have something to land on" (luke to kirk)
How the girls swoon for Butch Danes! 😂
"I'll do the chicken dance on my lunch break"
Got a handful of Barbie
Luke: "Those jeans are really working for you." Lorelai: "Yeah?" Luke: "They're working for me too." True 100% of the time.
Not yours, not yours, yours Actually honestly that whole scene
Yes! That whole scene!
“Jess are you a gigolo??”
It’s like Hitler’s Germany!
“It’s no big deal” usually said about something that is a very big deal
"Double dipping - you dog" https://youtu.be/EimS80dlc7k?si=lLXUdUmebrHavZbs
I love him teasing Kirk
devilsburnerphone beat me to my favorite, but a close 2nd for me is: "A skateboard and pop bottle shop. With in-house experts to teach the craft of street-slaloming."
“Got a hand fulla Barbie”
LUKE: Pale does not mean Mad Cow Disease. LORELAI: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease? LUKE: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.
"They probably had it coming."
A match made in heaven.
I JUST SPENT $100,000 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
I was just joking… You really got pucked in the head?
"yeah i'm fine, i'm great. it's big, fat, happy sunshine day for me."
"Everything In The Past Was So Quaint, So Charming. Times Were Simpler. Kids Didn't Have Sex. Neighbors Knew Each Other. It's A Freaking Fairy Tale."
That's my favorite. I especially like what he says right afterward, "life sucked back then too, it just sucked without indoor plumbing".
YES. My man was spittin truths
“Have you been diagnosed?”
Luke is by far one of my favorite characters. His one liners always hit. 🤣
Have you gone bonkers?
The iconic one: "No phone in the diner!!" fixedly looking at Lorelai
Responding to Emily about the Romanoffs, “They probably had it comin’”.
Red meat can kill ya
Enjoy.
Some little kid comes in and asks for an egg cream and Luke asks him who put him up to it and he says “And if you lie, you go to hell!”
I love this one from Rory’s grad, “I’m blubbering, you’re freaks”
First thing he ever said on the show: "Red meat can kill ya, enjoy" had me rolling
That wasn’t his first line 🫶🏼
First one liner i remember then, but right there's the Lorelai being a coffee junkie bit ☕️ totally forgot🧠
"i am not hotter than willy wonka"
both from the same scenes “Got a hand full of barbie.” “I like the barbie ones.”
"Damn it, Taylor."