Great hero's doppelgänger suffers a brain infection resulting from 40% of maths entering his bloodstream, pivots his staff's trajectory towards more murderous endeavors.
Comment I left a few months back on a video about the Kentucky Horse Park shooting a laser into space with an interstellar travel ad:
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An adolescent orphan, convinced that his father was murdered by an old basket-weaver during a dispute over the property ownership, leaves the orphanage seeking his father's old friends: a murderous illiterate cyclist, a mutilated old fascist and a guy with apparent agoraphobia. Then together they visit a fortune-teller in desolate Scottish town, who tells them that in order to win the said dispute they would have to find an old ASG lying in some forgotten basement.
Verizon: Now offering wireless dial-up!
Eccentric weapons collector gives Disney villain speech but keeps getting interrupted.
landlocked admiral won't stop talking about his chicken and furby collection.
Royal house member gets stabbed at local fantasy convention while submarine commander breaks taboo.
Royal house implicated in corporate subliminal advertisement scandal.
Four men enter a dark tunnel. Only three leave, with blood on their weapons and a secret to keep.
SWORD LORD OF THE GOBLIN HORDE
BLACK KNIGHT OF THE DWARVEN CAVERNS
WE MUST FIND THE HIDDEN WAY BY THE SWORD OF THE LORD OF THE GOBLIN HORDE
QUESTING THROUGH THE CAVERNS BENEATH THE ANCIENT RUINS OF DUNDEEEEEEEE (LOST FOR CENTURIES BEFORE THE FALL OF COWDENBEATH)
NUCLEAR DEVASTATION AND TOXIC LASER SLIME SURROUNDING ME
I think you mean COSMIC GLYPHS AND SIGILS BURNING BLACK(ANCIENT SYMBOLS FROM THE STARLORDS OF ETERNITY)
That's the second verse.
Yeah, before the first verse it goes by the sword of the lord of the horde. I made it the chorus after the first verse
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Mostly to this song in particular , just something about it that speaks to me. Plus, it's an amazing song.
...You sly dog.
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Angry magic man raises horny horses from the dead to Galavant through a city in a minor country all because he has a grudge against the king
Unicorn Invasion of Dundee I assume? Killer choice
Yeah definitely. You could also argue that it was keeper of the celestial flame, but nah it was unicorn invasion of Dundee
Recovering hypothermia patient attempts to contact his boss, but is stopped by murderous movie star.
Is this the one with or without the destruction of planet Earth and all Dundee?
"I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by ~~capitalism~~ Zargothrax.... SPACE!!!"
Hootsforce? Gloryhammer?
Fly Away?
Funny man loves his blunt weapon.
There's like ten songs about this, so ya killed it on the description front 😂
Only one has a music video where he gives it a lil smooch.
Hammer
Glory
Casino
Man plans to commit mass arson after recovering from frostbite
Galaxy on fire
Great hero's doppelgänger suffers a brain infection resulting from 40% of maths entering his bloodstream, pivots his staff's trajectory towards more murderous endeavors.
Hmm anti-telharsic??? What could it mean???
Basket broken, dreams shattered, murder sworn.
Keeper of the Celestial Flame!
*Hell yeah*
Holy shit is that keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy
Magic man mutilates machine, music maniacs mourn
Renowned thespian with a fondness for owls
Thespian? Owl? Who? I ask again, who, man?
It’s the one that starts off like dananananaaaa nanananananananananana danananana da da da da da da da da da da daaa da daaa danananananananananaaaaa
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>!Power of the Laser Dragon Fire!<
Biker gang slaughters unsightly civilians on radioactive bicycles.
Wasteland Warrior Hootspatrol
FIGHTING GOBLINS EVERYWHERE WE GO
Secret acreage in which mysterious individual resides with herd of horny horses.
The Land of Unicorns!
Royalty member suffers a stab wound and commits suicide.
An old man bothers three wariors, one of them expolodes
Comment I left a few months back on a video about the Kentucky Horse Park shooting a laser into space with an interstellar travel ad: https://preview.redd.it/hpqhqq6p40pc1.png?width=1252&format=png&auto=webp&s=a981ef97888ccbd45f51057c24249029c331e8a6
A prince goes to visit his friend on his unicorn ranch.
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Absolutely! Unicorn poop makes a great water/airtight insulator for spacefaring nuclear submarines!
A guys ponders what to do about his wife being cold.
Silent tears of the frozen princess
A bodybuilder tyrant beats everyone up with an axe until they proclaim him a king.
Contradictory construction tool that is both loved and hated by God.
Holy flamimg hammer of unholy cosmic frost?
That's the one!
Angry space Scots of lower than average height come to the surface before perishing.
Reawakening of the disorganised magical gentlemen.
*For the king we will ride to the dark galactic skies,* *To defeat the foes when the disorganised magical gentlemen reawake*
Love it!
Goblin
Average incel rant
Magic man with grudge refuses to forgive or forget more at 7
BBEG rolls a nat 20 on sleight of hand. Hero rolls a nat 1 on investigation.
Lazerblaster?
*correct ding noise * HOOTS
HOOTS
Some undead lads and their line manager flex for a few minutes.
Man uses daydreaming of intergalactic travel as escapism to avoid thinking about his inevitable and messy demise.
I WANNA FLY AWAAY
An adolescent orphan, convinced that his father was murdered by an old basket-weaver during a dispute over the property ownership, leaves the orphanage seeking his father's old friends: a murderous illiterate cyclist, a mutilated old fascist and a guy with apparent agoraphobia. Then together they visit a fortune-teller in desolate Scottish town, who tells them that in order to win the said dispute they would have to find an old ASG lying in some forgotten basement.
Guy finds empty box, learns he was tricked by another guy.
Funny Hoots destroy earth for DUNDEE
Barbarian suggests blowing up earth, everyone agrees for some reason
War. The earth explodes too.
Kuzco builds Kuzcotopia on Pacha’s house. Pacha seeks revenge by forging a pact with Chaos and swearing Kuzco’s doom.
One guy convinces a ton of other dudes to beat up a guy in a robe
Is the thunder angry?
Verizon: Now offering wireless dial-up! Eccentric weapons collector gives Disney villain speech but keeps getting interrupted. landlocked admiral won't stop talking about his chicken and furby collection. Royal house member gets stabbed at local fantasy convention while submarine commander breaks taboo. Royal house implicated in corporate subliminal advertisement scandal.
Lunatic flies into the sun while screaming about a magnificent tool of some sort
Some wizards made a reaaly big hot riot to save an old man from prision
Nerdy poor guy steals rich jock's girlfriend. Jock decides to use his privilege and connections to ruin nerd's life and take his girl back
Gun. Gun machine broke Understandable, have an excellent day
"I don't want to set the world on fire", I-
Conan the Barbarian is God now.
Song about a guy and his name
Royal green man destroys a wizard with his long hard object and then jumps in a volcano
Hamber
they don't exist anymore
A song about badland fighter hoot patroller
a man invades and takes over a state so he can play in movies
Warrior searches for a gun, but the box is empty, and a wizard has it instead
Angry basket weaver destroys a city with the national animal of Scotland
"My house is kil :[" Proceeds to perform a satanic ritual
An agoraphobic sub-commander violates the Geneva conventions, then his boss' friend kills an ex-basket weaver