You say that. I went to a shopping centre yesterday where I literally walked through about 8 or 9 rows of cars looking for the trolley bay. I gave up. Idk if they didn't have one, or I was just blind, or maybe it was on the absolute opposite side, but they need to make it reasonably convenient for people to access.
[Or maybe you couldn't find it because it was occupied...](https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article28102078.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/308855518_10162100163579838_8012705988712457476_n_censored.jpg)
At Costco if you can't find the trolley bays it is because they don't exist. Just leave your trolley in an empty space and soon that space will become the trolley bay.
Me too, I absolutely hate them. That, and assholes who eat at food courts or Maccas and leave their rubbish on the table. Dickheads the lot of them. As George Constanza said, "We're living in a society!!".
I feel uncomfortable leaving my tray/plate on the table at a regular cafe or take out place, I’ll usually take it back to the counter.
Only at waitered restaurants do I feel fine walking away with my plates on the table.
I don't think any hate towards people who fail the trolley litmus test is irrational. If they're this flagrant about something that only detriments others, imagine what they're like with real, impactful decisions.
Oh it's not irrational, it is symptomatic of where we are as a society. The day that people became too self absorbed to walk 10 metres to put a trolley away and at the same time damage or potentially damage another person's property was the day our society jumped the shark. I am not isolating any individuals or groups as we have all, to some extent lost our sense of community and empathy for our fellow human beings. We are all blinkered in a way to the others around us.
I often think of Satre when I see this sort of behaviour. Please excuse me copy and pasting crib notes[Crib Notes](https://www.sparknotes.com/philosophy/sartre/themes/), I need to go to bed but I wanted to get my point across:
"Sartre believed in the essential freedom of individuals, and he also believed that as free beings, people are responsible for all elements of themselves, their consciousness, and their actions. That is, with total freedom comes total responsibility. He believed that even those people who wish not to be responsible, who declare themselves not responsible for themselves or their actions, are still making a conscious choice and are thus responsible for anything that happens as a consequence of their inaction. Sartre’s moral philosophy maintains that ethics are essentially a matter of individual conscience. He is clear in his belief that morals are always first and foremost a matter of subjective, individual conscience.
The notion of the Other plays a central role in Sartre’s thinking and writing about large-scale systems of social objectification, such as colonialism, racism, and sexism. Such systems enable the Other to be falsely seen as an object, a definable being-in-itself, and not as a free individual, a being-for-itself, possessed of his or her own undefinable, conscious state of being."
Bet you never thought of carpark etiquette in terms of 20th century philosophical theory. 😉
And I still won't...
Do you have any original thoughts on the matter? That would be infinitely more impressive than this copy-paste job.
If I wanted Sartre's opinion, I'd read it.
I know a friend who's job is to collect trolleys, I make sure to ALWAYS get out as many trolleys as possible and dump them in the worst spots (bonus points if I can get it on the roof of a car), he must really love me keeping his job secure.
I was parked directly beside a trolley bay one day, went and did my shopping, came back and some fucking dickhead had returned their trolley not into the bay right next to my car but literally in the gap between my car and the trolley bay, like what kind of dumb cunt fucktard does that shit
I had to use one of those oversized trolleys at Bunnings the other week, so I figured I’d walk it back into the store instead of the bay cause they don’t have many of them. The young lady greeter handed me a card for a free coffee which was hand written “Thank you for returning your trolley, have a free coffee :)”. I thought that was really nice.
There was a supermarket trolley test back in 2020. Simply put, it tests whether you would put the trolley back if nobody was watching. If you can do this, you are a good person. If not, you’re a massive cunt.
Ahh yes. The old, I’m either a lazy cunt or the I drive an absolute shit box so I have no respect for other people’s cars type of asshole
Absolute scum of the earth. And this cunt takes the award for scummiest cunt ever. It took more effort to be a fucking wank stain than it would have to out the trolley where it goes.
Does my head in. Wife’s car had her spotlights stolen, and a big graze down the back rear quarter where someone had hit it. All at the Hilton car park, I parked it and did the walk around as we’ve had issues there in the past to come back to see it
I thought he put the cart there to make it difficult to move your car when you went to leave.
I am still in favour of them installing some kind of automatic taser system that fires at you if you abandon your trolley/cart anywhere except the designated space for it.
Who's with me on this?
>I am still in favour of them installing some kind of automatic taser system that fires at you if you abandon your trolley/cart anywhere except the designated space for it.
Why make it non-lethal. Gene pool can use a little more chlorine.
What a bellend! Not only is he a muppet for just leaving it there, but Why didn’t he just walk himself backwards and out the way he walked in instead of trying to lift it over that car at the front. wtaf??
I hate it when they put it behind the pillar between 2 cars. You can't park because the trolley will be wedged there so u have to get out,move the trolley before parking.
Almost every car has central locking so it can be done with One Hand, so 30 seconds maybe 40 seconds to find and put your trolley away.
I'm so busy I don't have time ! Really, if you were that important somebody else would be doing your shopping.
They need to get rid of those stupid fucking coin locks. People desperate to get their coin back put those trolleys in the worst configurations. Then the next person can’t get the trolley out. Lot of trolleys don’t actually fit together so they put them in back to back with the chain wrapped around.
“It is generally thought, on those worlds where the mall lifeform has seeded, that people take the wire baskets away and leave them in strange and isolated places, so that squads of young men have to be employed to gather them together and wheel them back. This is exactly the opposite of the truth. In reality the men are hunters, stalking their rattling prey across the landscape, trapping them, breaking their spirit, taming them and herding them to a life of slavery. Possibly.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
I’ve stopped regular grocery shopping and get Click and Collect… because in recent years I’ve developed an energy limiting chronic illness and have reached my car only to completely run out of battery and be unable to return my trolley!
I know my Mum would be very disappointed in me so I just don’t shop anymore.
I returned my cart to a cart drop off location at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to me, it was not secure and rolled backwards a distance to dent my car. I felt like I’d been hit by a car, got out, and found myself responsible! Not the best day.
So, someone who gets a trolley at the door and returns it to a trolley bay is a good person.
And someone who gets a trolley at the door and leaves it in the carpark are cunts.
What about people who get a trolley from the carpark and puts it in the trolley bay?
What about people who get a trolley from the carpark and then leaves it in the car park?
I honestly think some people do not consider it their responsibility to put the trolley back where it belongs. They probably tell you it is the trolley guys job to put them back.
i accidentally scraped another car trying to park in a spot that had trolley in it but i didn’t see until i started swinging into the spot. Put your damn trolleys away 😭😭
A while back I had a guy call me a “lazy prick” under his breath at a Bunnings car park for leaving my trolley at the front of the vehicle. I happened to hear it.
Little did he know my intention was to secure my 4 and 5 year old kids in their car seats before returning the trolley to the nearby trolley bay. Definitely gave him a mouthful and he apologised profusely.
If someone leaves their trolley next to my car I’m not putting it back for em n i don’t care aha
Calling cunts a dumb dog bro??
Brother it’s next to the car cunt, you can still drive straight out reverse ect,
who’s the dumb dog ?
You’re acting like the fucking thing is now fused to the cunts car lmao
Just move the dog 30cms n leave
stop being a bitch
This is sometimes impossible in some Sydney supermarkets....because cause last time I was there...could literally not find one shopping trolley. Not even at the two monolistic shopping chains.
What is with that, they get stolen and melted into raw metal or something?
Problem solved.
Lazy fckers steal them and leave them on random peoples front lawns, how I got my welding trolley :D
Should do more to prevent the trolleys leaving the shop hey
I like to support the economy, if I put my trolley away then someone is out of a job. I guess I care more about people than trolleys and scratched cars
I haven been to a shopping centre park up where there wasn’t a million trolleys around. They literally have guys collecting them , so should I take that man’s job away ?
So your protest to billionaire shopping centre owners is to fuck up what for some people is the biggest investment of their lives who are not billionaires?
Heaps good protest there champ. I’m sure Elliott Rusanow is fucking devastated over your actions.
No, this happened when I was away from the car. I found the trolley beside my car and referred to the car’s sentry mode event which sensed and recorded the motion.
I used to work at Kmart, believe me it's all walks of life that does this no matter if you're poor or rich or colour of skin, ethnicity or religion wasn't just those of "intercontinental persuasion" smh your comment is racist and awful
I not only have put my trolley back every time I've used one in my life, I actively grab one some lazy cunt has left and return it on my way into the shops.
Imagine working that hard to be lazy. Weird
He likely scratched the blue Corolla when he attempted to lift the trolley between the pillar and the car, twice! What an imbecile.
That’s exactly what I suspected!
Would have been just as quick to walk to a trolley bay. Fuckwit
Yeah, the trolley bay was only 3-4 car bays away when I put the trolley back.
And they are breeding.
Yep, they’re getting 10 grand a pop to breed too. Incentivised idiocy.
You say that. I went to a shopping centre yesterday where I literally walked through about 8 or 9 rows of cars looking for the trolley bay. I gave up. Idk if they didn't have one, or I was just blind, or maybe it was on the absolute opposite side, but they need to make it reasonably convenient for people to access.
[Or maybe you couldn't find it because it was occupied...](https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article28102078.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/308855518_10162100163579838_8012705988712457476_n_censored.jpg)
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
At Costco if you can't find the trolley bays it is because they don't exist. Just leave your trolley in an empty space and soon that space will become the trolley bay.
I have an potentially irrational amount hatred for people who don't put their trolleys away
Me too, I absolutely hate them. That, and assholes who eat at food courts or Maccas and leave their rubbish on the table. Dickheads the lot of them. As George Constanza said, "We're living in a society!!".
"Its giving them a job, so actually Im helping"- Every person who leaves their rubbish on the table with a bin right next to them
I mean that is true tho.
It's true if you've never actually worked fast food before
I feel uncomfortable leaving my tray/plate on the table at a regular cafe or take out place, I’ll usually take it back to the counter. Only at waitered restaurants do I feel fine walking away with my plates on the table.
My number one pet peeve
I don't think any hate towards people who fail the trolley litmus test is irrational. If they're this flagrant about something that only detriments others, imagine what they're like with real, impactful decisions.
I have found my people
You will probably enjoy The Cart Narc on YouTube
Oh it's not irrational, it is symptomatic of where we are as a society. The day that people became too self absorbed to walk 10 metres to put a trolley away and at the same time damage or potentially damage another person's property was the day our society jumped the shark. I am not isolating any individuals or groups as we have all, to some extent lost our sense of community and empathy for our fellow human beings. We are all blinkered in a way to the others around us. I often think of Satre when I see this sort of behaviour. Please excuse me copy and pasting crib notes[Crib Notes](https://www.sparknotes.com/philosophy/sartre/themes/), I need to go to bed but I wanted to get my point across: "Sartre believed in the essential freedom of individuals, and he also believed that as free beings, people are responsible for all elements of themselves, their consciousness, and their actions. That is, with total freedom comes total responsibility. He believed that even those people who wish not to be responsible, who declare themselves not responsible for themselves or their actions, are still making a conscious choice and are thus responsible for anything that happens as a consequence of their inaction. Sartre’s moral philosophy maintains that ethics are essentially a matter of individual conscience. He is clear in his belief that morals are always first and foremost a matter of subjective, individual conscience. The notion of the Other plays a central role in Sartre’s thinking and writing about large-scale systems of social objectification, such as colonialism, racism, and sexism. Such systems enable the Other to be falsely seen as an object, a definable being-in-itself, and not as a free individual, a being-for-itself, possessed of his or her own undefinable, conscious state of being." Bet you never thought of carpark etiquette in terms of 20th century philosophical theory. 😉
And I still won't... Do you have any original thoughts on the matter? That would be infinitely more impressive than this copy-paste job. If I wanted Sartre's opinion, I'd read it.
I know a friend who's job is to collect trolleys, I make sure to ALWAYS get out as many trolleys as possible and dump them in the worst spots (bonus points if I can get it on the roof of a car), he must really love me keeping his job secure.
Nothing irrational about it at all. 😊👍
Same. It’s not hard, to just put your trolley in the many allocated spots a car park has to offer.
I leave mine out just to annoy people like you. It's seriously so entertaining watching people get all worked up over nothing at all. I
I hope you step on some bindis
Lakers jersey and crocks... Mate, he's a winner of some stagnant gene pool somewhere...
It's not even the right fucking sport - it's a fucking baseball jersey
Woah easy on the crocs
They've got their place, which is at home as inside shoes...
Well if that’s true why would they have 4wd mode?
How many 4WDs do you see at carparks and around the city.
I was parked directly beside a trolley bay one day, went and did my shopping, came back and some fucking dickhead had returned their trolley not into the bay right next to my car but literally in the gap between my car and the trolley bay, like what kind of dumb cunt fucktard does that shit
Rule #1. Don't park next to trolley bays. Ever.
This reminds me of the shopping trolly theory as a way to judge if someone is a piece of shit or not.
Not returning a shopping trolley is an indication of character
I had to use one of those oversized trolleys at Bunnings the other week, so I figured I’d walk it back into the store instead of the bay cause they don’t have many of them. The young lady greeter handed me a card for a free coffee which was hand written “Thank you for returning your trolley, have a free coffee :)”. I thought that was really nice.
That's brilliant! Also shows you how rarely people bother.
There was a supermarket trolley test back in 2020. Simply put, it tests whether you would put the trolley back if nobody was watching. If you can do this, you are a good person. If not, you’re a massive cunt.
Just lazy cunts
Never trust a man in crocs.
That's actually infuriating. What a role model too
Where is the cart narcs when you need them!
lol gotta love the Tesla. Srsly that’s why I park in the corner somewhere, can’t stand shopping centre car parks.
Don’t you know that respectful customs don’t apply to people like this because they are new parents? They are above the norms of regular people.
I think it looks like a mum and her son
Ahh yes. The old, I’m either a lazy cunt or the I drive an absolute shit box so I have no respect for other people’s cars type of asshole Absolute scum of the earth. And this cunt takes the award for scummiest cunt ever. It took more effort to be a fucking wank stain than it would have to out the trolley where it goes.
i force my boyfriend to put his trolley away now. hes unlearning this asshole behaviour
What a fkn vile cu@t
What a dick to intentionally put a cart next to you. Probably also scratched the car next to you. Now that’s what you call a dickhead.
Does my head in. Wife’s car had her spotlights stolen, and a big graze down the back rear quarter where someone had hit it. All at the Hilton car park, I parked it and did the walk around as we’ve had issues there in the past to come back to see it
I thought he put the cart there to make it difficult to move your car when you went to leave. I am still in favour of them installing some kind of automatic taser system that fires at you if you abandon your trolley/cart anywhere except the designated space for it. Who's with me on this?
>I am still in favour of them installing some kind of automatic taser system that fires at you if you abandon your trolley/cart anywhere except the designated space for it. Why make it non-lethal. Gene pool can use a little more chlorine.
Low level electric shocks are 100% my favoured enforcement of social etiquette
They are trash
I truly judge someone's entire personality based on whether they put their trolley back or not.
What a bellend! Not only is he a muppet for just leaving it there, but Why didn’t he just walk himself backwards and out the way he walked in instead of trying to lift it over that car at the front. wtaf??
I'd be sharing this in local Facebook groups just so this guy can get shamed by people who recognise him lol.
Too lazy to put it back
I hate that
Cart Narcs 🛒 https://youtube.com/@CartNarcs
Remember, most people fail the [Trolley Litmus Test](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/gm9lgm/the_shopping_cart_litmus_test/#lightbox)!
I hate it when they put it behind the pillar between 2 cars. You can't park because the trolley will be wedged there so u have to get out,move the trolley before parking.
It’s ok. He’s very busy and important
Almost every car has central locking so it can be done with One Hand, so 30 seconds maybe 40 seconds to find and put your trolley away. I'm so busy I don't have time ! Really, if you were that important somebody else would be doing your shopping.
That’s nothing. The trolley collectors are worse
They need to get rid of those stupid fucking coin locks. People desperate to get their coin back put those trolleys in the worst configurations. Then the next person can’t get the trolley out. Lot of trolleys don’t actually fit together so they put them in back to back with the chain wrapped around.
How long does your car battery last with the camera going 24/7
Long enough to film yourself for some reddit clout.
Tesla's record on movement.
Bring back public flogging for cunts like this.
“It is generally thought, on those worlds where the mall lifeform has seeded, that people take the wire baskets away and leave them in strange and isolated places, so that squads of young men have to be employed to gather them together and wheel them back. This is exactly the opposite of the truth. In reality the men are hunters, stalking their rattling prey across the landscape, trapping them, breaking their spirit, taming them and herding them to a life of slavery. Possibly.” ― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
Well, at least it isn’t in the disabled parking spot. Once one person does it, suddenly there are 10 trollies in the disabled parking area.
You know what they say "if you can't say anything nice....." So I'm done.
what an ass,, well hes tried but shit he could have put it back to trolley bay. this is very common tho
this is why i hate shop car parks
I’ve stopped regular grocery shopping and get Click and Collect… because in recent years I’ve developed an energy limiting chronic illness and have reached my car only to completely run out of battery and be unable to return my trolley! I know my Mum would be very disappointed in me so I just don’t shop anymore.
Lazy mofos like that should be banned from Shopping Centers. Unless you're elderly or have a disability/mobility issue there no excuse for it.
I returned my cart to a cart drop off location at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to me, it was not secure and rolled backwards a distance to dent my car. I felt like I’d been hit by a car, got out, and found myself responsible! Not the best day.
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt!
These idiots vote in elections. Think about that.
It's the same with pedestrian crossings, they are there for your safety use them.
So, someone who gets a trolley at the door and returns it to a trolley bay is a good person. And someone who gets a trolley at the door and leaves it in the carpark are cunts. What about people who get a trolley from the carpark and puts it in the trolley bay? What about people who get a trolley from the carpark and then leaves it in the car park?
I honestly think some people do not consider it their responsibility to put the trolley back where it belongs. They probably tell you it is the trolley guys job to put them back.
i accidentally scraped another car trying to park in a spot that had trolley in it but i didn’t see until i started swinging into the spot. Put your damn trolleys away 😭😭
Fuckwit
Post this on fb page bruh, he’s probably from South America etc Colombia or Brazil
Mummy says he's doing a good job
It’s called a shopping trolley
A while back I had a guy call me a “lazy prick” under his breath at a Bunnings car park for leaving my trolley at the front of the vehicle. I happened to hear it. Little did he know my intention was to secure my 4 and 5 year old kids in their car seats before returning the trolley to the nearby trolley bay. Definitely gave him a mouthful and he apologised profusely.
Cool story...
Thanks karma 1
could have used to beat shit out side of your car
Never trust a car driver to do the right thing.
Douche bag is very unaustralian vocabulary. Please use cunt or fuckwit or dumb dog.
Ok cunt
That ain’t related fuckwit
Meh, i don’t care when people do this to me as long as it’s not on a sloped surface idc It’s cool when people put their shit back also
Ok, so do you like it if somebody parked all their trolleys around your car and then you can’t get out of the parking spot, you dumb dog?
If someone leaves their trolley next to my car I’m not putting it back for em n i don’t care aha Calling cunts a dumb dog bro?? Brother it’s next to the car cunt, you can still drive straight out reverse ect, who’s the dumb dog ? You’re acting like the fucking thing is now fused to the cunts car lmao Just move the dog 30cms n leave stop being a bitch
Damn this sub is ruthless. The turkey didn't even touch his car lol.
So we've got to be the trolley boy as well as the cashier at woolworths? What next? The shopping centre janitor?
Or you could actually be a useful member of society and contribute to it by putting in the most minimal effort.
You leave your trolley between cars for people to collect?
This is sometimes impossible in some Sydney supermarkets....because cause last time I was there...could literally not find one shopping trolley. Not even at the two monolistic shopping chains. What is with that, they get stolen and melted into raw metal or something? Problem solved.
Lazy fckers steal them and leave them on random peoples front lawns, how I got my welding trolley :D Should do more to prevent the trolleys leaving the shop hey
Mr Tesla driver didn't have an issue with it until it was his car.
Get a fucking life bra, no one cares
How would you feel if someone was to scratch one of your hot wheels?
Hahahahah I have real cars too, and people leave carts around all the time. I repeat. Get a life
Put your trolley away properly next time.
No
You sound like someone who doesn’t put away their trolley.
Could instead be the one who abandons it them three streets away? “Not my problem”
I like to support the economy, if I put my trolley away then someone is out of a job. I guess I care more about people than trolleys and scratched cars
I haven been to a shopping centre park up where there wasn’t a million trolleys around. They literally have guys collecting them , so should I take that man’s job away ?
Keep telling yourself that mate. Any excuse to not be a responsible adult.
Hahahah. Easy nerd
it seems yes we do
I never put mine back. It’s my protest to an absolute shit design.
Your a piece of shit
*You're
So your protest to billionaire shopping centre owners is to fuck up what for some people is the biggest investment of their lives who are not billionaires? Heaps good protest there champ. I’m sure Elliott Rusanow is fucking devastated over your actions.
What's the problem?
Didn't you say anything?
No, this happened when I was away from the car. I found the trolley beside my car and referred to the car’s sentry mode event which sensed and recorded the motion.
Oh what a pain. I was hoping you'd leap out saying Now listen here 😜
That's not my car or your car.
Cart? It's a fucking trolley. Piss off with this stupid seppo language!
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I used to work at Kmart, believe me it's all walks of life that does this no matter if you're poor or rich or colour of skin, ethnicity or religion wasn't just those of "intercontinental persuasion" smh your comment is racist and awful
Now now, we've all done it before. And if you haven't, your a model citizen (with no balls)
It’s ballsy to be lazy?
I put my trolley back. I also served time in prison, for things you wouldn’t have the balls to do. I think your theory is floored there champion.
I not only have put my trolley back every time I've used one in my life, I actively grab one some lazy cunt has left and return it on my way into the shops.
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‘Just a Tesla’?? Go check the prices of one you fuckwit
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Who wants a fucking 3 year old car?