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MrThrowAweh

Quality meme based on an actual policy proposed by a party 👌


moffboff

If the tories are putting policy forward for mandatory orangutans on bicycles... it may get my vote.


_Zyphis_

What’s the referenced policy?


Crimsonmansion

National service.


Speedwagon1738

Don’t worry, they won’t.


Flameball202

Thankfully the Russian plant has split the Tory voters


moffboff

I'm not against orangutans on bicycles, though I do hate the tories.


thebigboybang

Don't you mean just poor people?


IlllIIlllIIIllI

I think they’re referencing national service though you’re not wrong either


Playful_Possibility4

More chance of being sent to Rwanda


Objective-Nobody-461

Ain’t that the truth


Nopetynope12

Nah, it'll only apply to the current 15 and 16 year olds


GameboiGX

Aw shit


PreviousDraw7927

Chat, am I cooked?


Nopetynope12

It's ok we'll be cooked together


aerial_ruin

Man, ain't seen that ape in years


Silent_Shaman

There is not a single chance they win this, their best hope is second place


AttentionOtherwise80

That's a very big IF...


CoffeeCrashed

Here we see a snapshot of rishi's daydreams.... ...seconds before leaving a celebration too early.


gdgriz

The torries wish they were as smart as an orangutan on a bicycle. They are more like Ebola but not as popular.


StayComprehensive743

In the impossible even they do ill disable mslf


FeelsNeetMan

I love how in my region everyone that doesn't have flags has little liberal democrat signs. And then everyone that has England flags regional flags or UK flags has vote reform signs. (And silently how half of the Palestine flags have just disappeared)


Mountain-Tea5049

The issues aren't "all" because of the Tories. It's because of the globalised world. We made a conscious decision decades ago to reduce global poverty. We succeeded. The cost, of course, is that the countries with all the resources now have the capacity to manufacture. Why do they need us? The UK has few resources, produces little, and the brain power it does export is about to become obsolete with the advancement of AI. In 100 years we will be the new third world. After what little resources it does have are drained dry of course: E.g. the NHS. And money earned is exported out of the country. (£23,000,000,000 of "official" personal remittance in 2020 alone, not including undeclared cash)