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TatoIndy

The limit does not exist!


MonkeyFishBucketHead

I believe it’s an n+1 scenario, there’s always space for one more. They do fold up pretty small (some of the time)


Beaker4444

I'm favouring G+1 or does "n" denote "noodle" in which case I'm with you 😂


BorzoiDaddy

Came here to comment this.


Alufea

Same!!


BlakJak206

Correct number of greyhounds to have is n+1, where n is the current number of greyhounds you have.


katherineann8

So true 😂 they just seem to multiple like bunnies in our family


bosorka1

a beautiful equation. this should be taught in every math class.


Particular_Shock_554

How many beds? I'm at n+5 here (n+7 if you count the human beds), but she's an only hound and I don't know if that'd be enough for two.


ryans_privatess

So many snoots


thedutchrep

The limit is capacity to take care of them. Looks to me like you could add a few more 😄


katherineann8

😂 my parents have the capacity to take care of more (my mom is the one in the picture) unfortunately, I am a full time student with one grey and am at my own capacity


thedutchrep

One is still a pretty good deal in that situation 😄 enjoy 😊


Kerfuffle666

I’ve had 3 at a time. They’re the best doggies ever. They also all thought my bed was theirs… so there was a few years I struggled to sleep.


katherineann8

My bed is my greys bed unfortunately 😂


Kerfuffle666

That’s just how it is. Good dogs.


paupaupaupau

Your grey deigns to share their bed with *you* is more like it


AllTheTakenNames

Small correction…they knew your bed was theirs. ;) I post this while our grey is under one blanket and anchoring another so that only have about 60% blanket coverage


Gryen

If our local adoption chapter hadn't closed we would have gotten at least 1 more. I love how quirky they are and they seem to do so well in a group!


yusill

Us too. But greys are hard to come by in Ohio.


MonkeyRidesTheBear

Like guitars and horsepower, there’s no such thing as too many or too much.


just_sophiee

I want to squeeze them all


katherineann8

They are so squeezable


ReturnOfFrank

It's exactly two more than you have. Because you always think, surely we can make room for one more.


katherineann8

There is always room for another, no matter how small the area (they somehow manage to squeeze into all the available space and leave nothing for us humans 😂)


Chak-Ek

There is a formula. Maximum number of greyhounds = N+1 where N= the current number of greyhounds. I personally have gone as high as four of my own plus two foster greyhounds.


randomburnerish

A group of noodles in called a pasta salad. You got a lovely one there!


Aromatic_Lemon_957

Just a herd of long snouted horsy bois


Alufea

I prefer the term “gaggle” to herd. Seems to fit them well ;)


just_sophiee

I want to squeeze them all


SuspiciousAddress7

As many as you can afford. Then you get more jobs too


06210311200805012006

The correct number of greyhounds is *n* + 1


pauhow314

In my view, too many is not nearly enough 😹


KTcat94

Look at all that space for more noodles!


ElvenLogicx

Question: how toxic are the collective fumes coming from these babies? Even the air fresheners in my house can’t compete


katherineann8

Honestly, I don’t remember it being too bad 😂 I could’ve just blocked it from my memory if it was awful, the poo can was definitely a different story though


Alufea

My hubs recently got us [this](https://lunagiftco.com/products/greyhound-candle-smells-like-the-opposite-of-greyhound-farts) to help in this situation. :) I chuckle every time I see it.


katherineann8

Honestly might need to be my Christmas/birthday gift to my parents this year 😂


Deep-Shoe3530

I would very much like to be surrounded by this many greyhounds please ☺️


katherineann8

Only problem is not enough hands to pet them all at once, even if you use your feet


catsuison

I don't understand the question


BlazeFox1011

I sometimes forget I have one with how quiet he Is.


katherineann8

I would do this with mine as she is super quiet and lazy, but she would die without pets and needs to remind me occasionally by sticking her face into my hands or shoving her head into my arms while working/typing on the computer


RedDotLot

N+1


SantaBaby22

When you can’t afford to feed the masses I suppose.


Level9TraumaCenter

If you can see the floor, there's room for more. I like to say three's not enough, and four's too many. But we've had 5 for short periods.


katherineann8

Before I got my grey, my parents had two and fostered two while with our iggy, my parents wanted to keep them but it was just too much for them all at once 😂


spoondigg

Need more, not enough.


Rhian1986

There isn’t an upward limit. All the snoots ever is still too few!


Diaammond

Your parents are rock stars! I want to live there, too!


evaj95

There could never be enough!


bitterberries

Seven, seems reasonable.. I've had as many.. It's not a problem...


Munchkin_of_Pern

Are you my grandmother, with her pack of twelve?


Alufea

Life goals right here.


Raiden_Kaminari

I see tons if space in that picture. 😆🥰😉


Ok_Prompt1003

I want to pet them All !


OkraEmergency361

Heaven! So much noodle love!


Pun-Queen

I would love to hang out with such a pack of hounds however the farts when they're together....terrifying


katherineann8

Only if the farts come at the same time 🫣


brjukva

This is heaven! There can't be too many!


BellowsPDX

Everyone is up to something except for the red one closest to the camera 🥱


katherineann8

That’s Ramsey, he was the laziest of all the babies and commanded that attention come to him 🤍


ATHiker4Ever

I have a greyhound because someone collected too many greyhounds and there was fighting.


katherineann8

Yes, that is definitely a risk (especially with sassy greys), luckily this was only for a week or two over Christmas


bebe6211

Jealous AF


SweatyPalmsSunday

Sooo much poop


first_place_boner

Bro will you leave some for the rest of us?! /s I’m SO jealous!!! 🥰🥰🥰


katherineann8

😂 they are veryyyy spread out through our family luckily, two greyhounds at most per home


camillabok

Full Pringle box can't describe that. One grey, one chip. Full box, we talking. Till I can grey again, my service Boi of All My Heart, passed away a few mons ago. Till my heart can love again... My next "chip's" name is Bones. 🤷‍♀️🌈👌🏻


itsmontoya

It's based on couch space, not home square footage


Muglz

Not enough


lurkenstine

each one is the other one anxiety buddy


_nosuchuser_

These people have 19 greys and whippets [Link!](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/mar/30/we-have-five-in-our-bed-any-more-and-i-wouldnt-sleep-meet-the-extreme-dog-owners) That's a lot of snoots and farts...


katherineann8

Hahah, I’ve always said I wanted a lot of dogs myself, but then I had to take care of my family’s dogs by myself before, and it ended with tons of pee and poop cleanup (due to elderly iggy and diarrhea in one of the greys, which led to my dog having diarrhea in my car on my way back to school) so safe to say I’m happy with 1-2 dogs for myself


charcharking_555

I think it’s my idea of pure heaven


ChosenCarelessly

There’s a saying amongst cyclists that the right number of bikes is ‘n+1’, where n is the number of bikes you currently have. I think it works like that for hounds too. (Also s-1, where s=the number that causes your partner to seperate from you). [Source](https://www.velominati.com/) (rule 12)


katherineann8

My dad is also a cyclist, and he definitely follows this rule for his bikes wayyyy more than he does his greys 😂


mikeeginger

Nawww they are so cute


labcoat22

I do feel like three, is the magic number


COgrace

Is this a trick question?


katherineann8

Maybe 🫣


GlauberBerti36

Is this what heaven looks like


Flownique

I would love just one. Some people have all the luck.


katherineann8

Awwww, I’m sure you’ll get a noodle someday!! I did get very lucky with mine, as she was a Christmas gift due to mental health issues, and my parents already had greys so I didn’t have to go through the whole process myself! (Same for my siblings, all got very lucky with our babies)


riqueoak

There is no such thing as too many.


Leading_Manner_2737

Omg


SuperValle

That's nearly enough hounds!


Think_Sprinkles4687

I think the real question is how many greyhounds is not enough.


GreyhoundsNB

Love greyhounds 💖💖💖


StellarStuffx

No. o.o


ManElectro

It seems like you're at the correct number.


BAMurr

I love this so much and all these comments are the best!! 🐾🥰🐾🤣


lizard1020

Oh, I hope you get them to roo together!🥰