Xenos civilians ain't the same like human civilians for post-strife mankind. Especially when you've grown up with frequent Drukhari visits to your home world...
Wild sessions of "handholding". Meanwhile Pherom Sichar, the leader of Hy Brasil in Holy Terra was BRUTALLY MURDERED by a Callidus Assassin disguised as a Lucifer Black. Outrageous!!!
Well damn eldar mama has two choices.
1. Throw the kids towards vulkan and run while having kids is hard for Eldar at least she will live to possibly make more.
2. Just sigh embrace her children and internally cry as the heat increases.
Vulkan:To late. And bro why the hell are you allying up with xenos and eldar in particular? Like we use to make family contests of how many we could kill.
Well, I tried to find the source of that image, but can't.
https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/media?lang=en
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This is funny.
https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1524854373192548354
https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1524863391864700957
https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1529175551080116224
https://i.redd.it/27qzfzpi3mga1.gif
Option A: Hug them(they're your Nephews) Options B: Heavy Flamer Vulkan: *Nervous Sweating*
Option C: Light yourself on fire and then hug them
Option D : nuke italy
I recommend option A, my lord.
I for one see this as an excellent motivation/opportunity for him to work through his trauma. Wholesome Vulkan is wholesome!
Options B.
Xenos civilians ain't the same like human civilians for post-strife mankind. Especially when you've grown up with frequent Drukhari visits to your home world...
I know this artist..
Why do you think they have upside down omegas on their shirts?
Roboute and Yvraine did a slight bit of.. "Handholding".
Wild sessions of "handholding". Meanwhile Pherom Sichar, the leader of Hy Brasil in Holy Terra was BRUTALLY MURDERED by a Callidus Assassin disguised as a Lucifer Black. Outrageous!!!
That’s the Ultramarines symbol.
a farseer arranged this so one kid would die and the other gets locked in a mech lol
Well damn eldar mama has two choices. 1. Throw the kids towards vulkan and run while having kids is hard for Eldar at least she will live to possibly make more. 2. Just sigh embrace her children and internally cry as the heat increases.
We can't have anything happy in the Grim Darkness of the far future :(
Nah, Guilliman’s gonna bitch-slap Vulkan across the tits for even considering pointing a melta at an ally.
Vulkan:To late. And bro why the hell are you allying up with xenos and eldar in particular? Like we use to make family contests of how many we could kill.
That's the Ultramar sign in those kids' chests
Pretty obvious who dad is, innit?
 Let me get that for you Vulkan
Well, I tried to find the source of that image, but can't. https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/media?lang=en ---- This is funny. https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1524854373192548354 https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1524863391864700957 https://twitter.com/DuskDawnGirl/status/1529175551080116224
"BRUVA! MAY I PERHAPS PARTAKE IN THE BABYSITTING OF YOUR SMALL, POINTY EARED PROGENY? I PROMISE TO BE EVER SO GENTLE WHEN I GIVE THEM THE BIG HUGS!"
"Vulkan, stop unintentionally killing my children." -Corvus Corax
Look guys we apologized let’s all be grown ups and move forward. *heavy flamer noises
Even the nicest primarch commits genocide on a regular basis lol
we must pet the creatures, my lord
“I would like to pet this creature.” -Lord Lavanugget himself