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Maleidy

I think she likes girls a lot.


Lobotomysludge

Between the three whole shelves of Miku figurines and the plethora of crazy ass vintage Monster High dolls, believe me I saw S tiers line-up coming a mile away


black_knight1223

Monster high. Damn that brings back memories


Kikoplop3900

Treat her right dude, she's a real one


truthordivekick

Unless they got a lil melanin


lil_jonez420

no theres a black woman in A teir i think that the girl in B just doesnt have the most aesthetically pleasing design


PlayerZeroStart

Is Ram black? She always read more as tan to me.


truthordivekick

Oh true I didn't even notice Ram


Impossible-Mouse-558

if you’re gonna look for something weird to point out make sure it’s accurate


Koukijaku

Johnny C? https://preview.redd.it/7fio0tbqbsyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9a98003d69f145ea88fdd5dcf8d8d3a155f0b9


Lobotomysludge

Don’t worry I was sitting next to her speechless


LameGamingGuy

https://preview.redd.it/x9zync078tyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b461b2a69ee5df377e062070b78c6db4ce0a47


Bo-by

Tbf he kinda is just a shirtless weeb with a cowboy hat


joaquinojoestrela

You deserve the death penalty for talking shit about Johnny


Loc053

And he nails that look too


Jamal_Blart

Yeah and it’s fucking AWESOME


EgregiousWarlord

Calling Johnny the weeb when there’s Chipp over here


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

both are. Although technically jhonny is what a japanese america-weeb thinks looks cool


Altruistic_Cream_761

Pot in D? https://preview.redd.it/yq0njbpjrsyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e741e60306f5ece483e242000b0f76b705601ec


real_488

https://preview.redd.it/6d4ono82ssyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bd553388f223eb99899685f825c20b079d3ecf


Macoris06

https://preview.redd.it/get18pq54uyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9c6cf8e2dbe3f720da3e8666608a8f2f1dc981


Lobotomysludge

I actually thought she would like Pot’s design but my assumptions were brutally humbled


Altruistic_Cream_761

Show her this https://preview.redd.it/7ghcx5yyrsyc1.png?width=2404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f988dbefa9dd1b023437d918dd0803f5579ac5c


Lobotomysludge

It’ll be the first thing she lays eyes on when she’s off work


Altruistic_Cream_761

Good. LET THE POT CHURCH RISE https://preview.redd.it/qsdqk889ssyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e71a8c87bb19c0ceccdd0d2d72c5e88b4a782bc


Altruistic_Cream_761

WHAT DID SHE SAY TO BUNNY PAJAMA POT BROTHER?!?


black_knight1223

Bnuy


StriderZessei

"Clasp thine hands in supplication, or catch mine in penance."


Stormwrath52

I'm stealing this, thank you


ParfaitBedtime

How could she put **THIS** only in C tier?? https://preview.redd.it/32fua8ayqsyc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92373a4ea5a3b854c76f80d8748c21303438443


Lobotomysludge

We did Sol first so when I saw the immediate C, I knew we were off to an interesting start


ParfaitBedtime

Should've shown her the shirtless Sol picture


Jamal_Blart

*The Cock-Out Sol Picture


transfemcuttlefish

HE’S PULLING HIS VOLCANIC VIPER OUT https://preview.redd.it/gr76tvy08tyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c84992ca6cf3e45f43aa4d7e6bc2e265579fae


Yankasii

If Axl is this low (heh) wait until she sees the shorts


SluttyMilk

she might not be heterosexual


killerdonut358

OP plays guilty gear, he isn't either


Lobotomysludge

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


Educational-Low6124

Can anyone really call themselves straight if they play this game? I thought I was then I saw Johnny.


Boward_WOW_ard

S - extremely attractive women and testament (who is also extremely attractive)   A - silly goobers, depression and two women who can murder me  B - I couldn’t really think of something for this one  C - Hot buff (mostly) white guys who all refuse to wear normal shirts D- big guys and Axl low


Jakeit_777

Damn, she really said no fatties and no Bri'ish.


fish4043

bridget is high up, so she has made exceptions for some br*t#sh people


Android19samus

Goldlewis in D? Certified not a true American


tits_mcgee_92

Goldlewis in D tier was a true tragedy. It must have been a mistake and she was looking at someone else.


MrSolofanua

Elphelt in S. She's a keeper Edit: Nago only in B? Break up with her NOW


GlassSpork

Potemkin in D, leave her 😤


Tabascopancake

I could only understand Nago in B if the tiermaker pics were the only thing she saw


Awkward-Meeting-974

Nagos tiermaker pic isn't that good Like it's good, but it doesn't capture how truly cool Nagoriyuki truly is. He has perhaps the most swag I've ever seen in a fighting game character


LegendLynx7081

Was this based off just these squares or did you show her the full design?


Lobotomysludge

Full designs


MedicsFridge

break up with her then


Lobotomysludge

Right mate relax


Eskillz101

average r/relationship_advice comment


Silly_0wl

She basically insulted axl rose's fashion


Fatboy1513

It's not that great tbh


Silly_0wl

Mods, twist his balls


Fatboy1513

Harder, daddy~~~ uwu~~


Zer0_l1f3

Axl in D? She will not live to see another day


black_knight1223

https://i.redd.it/c02cl2gu7uyc1.gif


WildTROLLZORG

Where's the Slayer tier? Is it above S where I can't see it


Lobotomysludge

If it’s any consolation, I showed her the trailer at first and she thought he looked cool which prompted her to want to rank all the designs- Good sign for Slayer perhaps?


WildTROLLZORG

Ah yes very Dandy indeed


MedicsFridge

Slayer would be S+


BeautifulGeniusSaya

A.B.A and Testament on top? Your girl has immaculate taste. Put 'er there, bro. https://preview.redd.it/2vr9oyuptuyc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986d7de6201e220574578f3d1c8b4d09040f4acb


BustahWuhlf

Looking at this made me realize that we don't have a female character with a stylish/"drip" aesthetic. We have cute(Elphelt), badass(Baiken), creepy(ABA), serving(I-No), professional(Milia, Giovanna), but not a full-on stylish look. Like, Testament(though Testament also serves), Asuka(galaxy cape and J's for crying out loud), and incoming Slayer have that going.


Destiny_Dude0721

Do you think that Asuka's kicks are real or knockoff


BustahWuhlf

I think Asuka's J's are 100% perfect replicas of authentic J's. So the existence of his shoes begs the question of whether a replica is capable of matching or surpassing the original.


Destiny_Dude0721

I believe that Asuka took a pair of authentic, real J's and molecularly restructured them to be the same exact shoe made of new particles so that he can talk about the Ship of Theseus whenever they get brought up in conversation


BustahWuhlf

Perfect.


AceBowman

https://preview.redd.it/ajx6ljz71zyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9ef326ca391af2d6756686792b583c7bce39e8


noahboah

it's the one thing I think street fighter and tekken have over GG rn in terms of modern designs. The female casts of the former games feel a lot more modernized and exist in different aesthetic classes. Kimberly and Reina are very modern, cool but deadly street-wear adorned youngsters with tons of flair, flavor, and personality. Marisa is just perfect. Manon and lili are french. Jun Kazama is frieren. Etc. Love the GG roster, but they could definitely use some cooler or more badass women who aren't as anime sexy.


BustahWuhlf

I think GG female characters check most of the badass boxes for me, but yeah, a little more variety on that front, like having large/tall women would be cool. When I think of stylish female FG characters, I think of King from AOF/KOF or Jun from Tekken. I'd like to see someone like that who just radiates class the way Slayer and Testament do.


noahboah

King from KOF is literally one of my favorite FG designs ever, you're actually so right. I agree! Worst part is you know Daisuke and Arcsys would absolutely nail it too. They just need to see the vision.


ReallyNotObama

She really likes girls IG (yes I know testament isn't a girl, but based on design you'd probably assume they are)


sephiroth_for_smash

Faust not in S tier, break up immediately


GodBRD

Elphelt in S is based, Goldlewis in D is abysmal.


Master_Of_Yeeting1

Faust gang rise up


Lobotomysludge

She’s becoming a bigger fan of his the more I show her stuff from Strive


Scott_the_Thott

I think you should show her his moves from Xrd. The lick, the flower, the pogo, the prostate exam, etc.


Lobotomysludge

Haha I told her about the prostate exam and how they replaced it for bone-crushing excitement with the wheelchair and she said to me “Damn that’s boring”


Scott_the_Thott

Bro, she real for that. I hope if they add insta kills to the game they keep his the way it is. I doubt they'll do that, and if they do they'll probably change it, but I can dream.


Blackbanner07

I was about to say “she so fucking based” cuz yk Elphelt’s in S tier https://preview.redd.it/g5zqt9sgvtyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e344b1fbada6806cbb3f9a2287c8618fbea36ca8 But then I saw Potemkin in D tier


ArtsyFellow

A.B.A In S is obvious, best character in the game


HunniePopKing

based


Legitimate-Prompt-17

Based gf


Kikoplop3900

SHE IS CORRECT!!!!! FAUST FANS RISE!!!!!!


PalpitationHot6711

I like her taste, I would just replace Jack-o with Johnny, baiken, or HC.


1thelegend2

Based list, ngl


Cheezekeke

Lewis slander


TheLostPij

What the FUCK? https://preview.redd.it/1w266g36ftyc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22f0fa1e91961f4487da5529b6a457d20e3fe68


Groove-Control

Goldlewis and Pot in D???? I'm hurt...


Haxminator

AXL IN D?????????? NO TASTE


caketality

As a diehard Testament and A.B.A. fan I wholeheartedly approve of this tier list. She has great taste imo.


Beans-Cheese-Rice

Im loving me some ABA too, cant lie


yeah_i_hate_my_name

I could say lesbian behavior but a true lesbian would have anji on S


EagleAngelo

this is just a hot girl tierlist


Rough_Willingness474

Finally a tier list where elphelt is S tier


jonas_the_god

season 4 balance chqnges leaked (its so over)


LifeItem1386

WHY ARE KY AND SOL IN C TIER????


Lobotomysludge

Okay Sol, I admit I was shocked at. I did however let her see Ky’s design from Xrd and she said to me that one was better than Strives. Where she would place that design? I have no idea


LifeItem1386

Ok, I agree with her on that one his Xrd design is miles better than the strive one but he still deserves at least B tier


damodread

OP you must update this tier-list when Slayer comes out and we'll need your girlfriend to write an essay justifying WHY she didn't put him in S.


Lobotomysludge

I showed her the trailer for him and she did say he was cool, that kinda prompted me to have her make the list. I’ll report back when I find out where she would rank him


PunchKickRoll

What I gather from this is either your a lgbtq couple or she's in the closet. Basically doesn't like masculinity


ZeChickenPermission

Wtf... it's a meme...


Lobotomysludge

Nah you don’t understand, we’re ONLY supposed to rank characters based on if we’d smash or not. We’re not allowed to rank them based on things like y’know, general design or if we think they’re cool or not or anything. That would be crazy talk


ZeChickenPermission

Oooooh... thanks for clarifying. Liking characters? That's crazy talk.


Lobotomysludge

You know you can judge how characters look outside of attractiveness right?


xX_potato69_Xx

Sol Badguy


ZeChickenPermission

More like Sol Sadguy


xX_potato69_Xx

Sol Badguy


fish4043

More like Sol Sadguy


Zabor1998

That's just sad


Stanislas_Biliby

She doesn't like men?


LightningLord2137

Facts


M0HAK0

Agreed! That bottom tier is Perfect!


TGC_wastaken

Axl in D?!


JackAtlasDuelLinks

There's no girl under B tier. Check it out, your gf might be lebanese.


fish4043

nope, Anji is extremely low, and as we all know, Anji is an immediate s tier for lesbians


durclduc

If only


thirdMindflayer

I’m sorry but did you show her the soles of Gio’s shoes?? Way too low for me.


Lobotomysludge

Damn you’re right I should’ve done that


thirdMindflayer

Chipp above nago too I’m sorry sludge but your friend has horrible taste 😔


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Pot in D pot buster her ass


0paum

Johnny C tier? Sorry u had to break up with her bro 😔


Plenty-Courage1466

Your girlfriend has good taste to put aba in top of S so I can forgive the Potemkin slander.


Thesilverstalker

Honestly, it's pretty fun to see a no context tier list. Guilty Gear has some of my favorite character designs ever.


tjmincemeat

I’m sorry, but I have to Pot Buster your girlfriend


PErPEtUaLSUFfErINGS

Pot players awaken! We have a non believer


literally_italy

zato deserves s


Lobotomysludge

Based Playing The Angel pfp


Boxcutterfucker

Goldlewis d? Kill her it's the only way nobody disrespects the Lewis like this so blatantly


EuFodoYordles

*pot in D Your girlfriend is completely WASHED, break keep up with her and start dating some men who looks like potemkin


MistaRead

Johnny in C hurts


Regular_Journalist44

The Nago pot and Asuka placements are killing me


Available_Air_7472

She has fantastic taste my top 3 is in S that’s all I can ask for


Euro_GokuBlack

You must've had constructive thoughts about Pot being in D tier.


dinowitissues

Ky literally the drippiest mf in all of GGST with minimal effort


DEADMEAT15

Goldlewis in ***D?!*** How dare!


Cobralicious

Nago, Chipp, Asuka and Gio in B??? I don't even main Nago and still think this is one of the sickest designs ever. Shame.


Sea-Recording-7090

This is one of the best opinions I've ever seen in this subreddit


Snoo24950

How about Slayer?


-1nsertNam3-

Erm🤓 the sole bad guy needs to be in god tier


AJWinky

Clearly your girlfriend cannot properly appreciate an Absolute Unit.


GaryMoMoneyOak

The absolute disrespect of putting gold dick lewis in D tier


SonicFanboy182

Sol in C? Break up 💔


Icy-Store3900

https://preview.redd.it/hh69j0g1yvyc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745ab8b338aac997f5c463e69a5e16eb4da68151


GinsuFe

She got great taste for the most part. Love Faust being so high. S tier has a majority of characters I've tried to play.


wesker121

Having all dem baddies in s tier. Girlfriend is based. Extras points for putting I-no up there. 👍


IAmDingus

Tell your girlfriend I hate her


Keyjuan

Without knowing anything someone still put johnny in low tier


Moisture-Eyes

a faust-fucker, eh


bugedick

This is biased


R1D8

My 3 favorite characters in D teir? Ouch


lukgeuwu

Ram's actually my favorite of the Valentines, surprised she's not higher


ChapeliosBesoMa1n

She hates muscles that much? 💀


the--unforgiven

Axl and Pot in D makes me furious!


Ill-Translator4075

Does she know how beeeeeeg pot is???


vegemiteman262

tell her about bridget 😈


JCMB0SS1

No leaning....😔


Emotional-Turn-1261

Axl in D is criminal, his strive design is pretty Cool lol


Revolutionary_Ask666

I love faust infiltrating A tier, true king.


IntelligentImbicle

I will NOT take this Axl slander


queenoffishburrito

She gets it. She totally gets it.


RevolutionaryHour174

The asuka drip is unmatched imo


cooks184

Axl on D tier is a major concern my dude...


oatmeruu

POTEMKIN AT D?


sastianchiko

....... Is she lesbian?


Lobotomysludge

Would it make you and I gay if I we put male characters in S? Why do you think this is based on attraction?


sastianchiko

Idk man it was half joke half curiosity, I just found it weird that every single female character is on the upper half and every single male character (except Faust my beloved) is in the lower half


whoopsthatsasin

I assume she's not a fan of men?


Lobotomysludge

Just more of a fan of badass girls, really


cofffeeebeeens

Sexist aahh girlfriend


AbsentReality

Shes got some poor taste imo ngl


c4tb0y_6

Her putting test in S tier is based as fuck


jrninjahoag

This would be a better game if this was the objectively correct tier list for real


Acceptable-Baby3952

Nago is a black cyborg(looking) samurai with a sick oni mask. How’s he get beat by a sailor girl with a big weapon (in terms of design; I know may is a menace)


Lobotomysludge

She just thinks cute girls with big weapons doing bad ass shit looks, well… Bad ass, what can I say!


Acceptable-Baby3952

I guess it’s just heavily weighted that way. I don’t even hate May’s design, but, cmon. It beats Giovanna and is in the same league as Faust and baiken? The only thing I agree with is everyone in S rank stays. Except maybe Jack-o. Jumpsuit and long hair is anime badass girl’s factory default look. I bump her down one. Just one


SpiritFireGaming

No offense bro but your girl got negative fashion sense 😭


HibariNoScope69

why is this upvoted.


Lobotomysludge

Guilty Gear related post on the Guilty Gear sub, I wonder why https://preview.redd.it/nfgebjbgbtyc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a31a792741d9323cd4e6be7f9758103f8c60fae3


cumsocksucker

1. It's Guilty Gear 2. It's good at starting conversations in comments 3. It's got a little humor


Oime

For the same reason you’re downvoted. I like this guy’s post, I don’t like yours.


HibariNoScope69

ooooooh, bad taste. i got it.


Oime

I don’t think you know enough to judge anyone’s taste.


HibariNoScope69

i do.


Oime

Press “X” to doubt.


LoneEmberFTW

Huh, why the Bed so high?


Lobotomysludge

She just thought bed and Delilah looked cool


LoneEmberFTW

I respect that


Ok_Culture_1581

Your girlfriend is a Lesbian https://preview.redd.it/8txu2zc4wuyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf6fab0504cd21f80b3c4de7fc4a36c324692b8


Not2Chuffed

Old Faust is S, Current Test is B- (old Test S+) Asuka S Tier, more or less agree w the rest (maybe Jack O high B)


SneakyVraxx

Bro she's sexist lol


SYK1488

Women's opinions don't matter