Wenger signed Henry in order to become a hero for young French talents and sign them to Arsenal, and Mbappé, who Wenger tried to sign, grew up idolizing Henry, who will convince Mbappé to join Arsenal over Madrid, and he will help us win the sextuple. Arsène Wenger, he’s done it again.
He grew up with his bedroom wall covered in CR7 posters there’s multiple photos of him as a kid in the room. CR7 is the reason he’s always wanted to play for Real Madrid.
I'm both worried but excited to see how he does there tonight.
If they get the system right. His runs down the left could be so dangerous.
Hopefully they all suddenly learnt to play good and not shit
And we have a chance
Strong line-up. Remember guys, if we don't win look at where mateball has gotten us, I don't want to see any reactionary Ange out stuff in the match thread, he can keep us entertained next season at least. COYS audere est facere
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Coys, North London united ❤️🤝🤍🙏🙏🙏🙏
Usually this sub makes me want to commit with the negativity and whining, but holy fuck the amount of you that are committing to this bit has me in fucking tears. I love this team
Yup. They're shoring up midfield but they desperately need Madison to be able to play forward passes to son on the counter. Think kulu for Madison at 60 mins
Great shout yeah, they'll have a tough time getting out for large portions so hopefully they can move it quick.
Play that ball over the top down towards Johnson and have him run.
Gonna be a stressful night
Defensive lineup could be good in theory. But knowing the Spurs DNA, not confident. Could totally see:
Haaland ‘12
Silva ‘19
Then spurs will do nothing for the half because they’re too defensively set up to push forward. Make a change at half, concede again, then score a late consolation to make it 3-1.
What the fuck is a Dragusin lol.
Bentancur, Sarr, Hojbjerg for a midfield 3 lol, is Ange actually planning to park the bus?
Think this team gets pumped tbh.
Son seems like he's less scummy than nearly everyone else they have. That's the absolute closest I can get to saying something nice about Sp*rs.
Can't wait for his hat trick tonight, hopefully with Haaland crying and/or lashing out violently at the final whistle. For one time only, COYS.
That is actually close to the best team they can put out.
I would have switched Hojbjerg for Kulusevski, but other than that they put out their best and most cohesive available starting 11.
Ange at least didn’t name a team to throw the game, that’s for sure.
All's good until Romero lunges in a tackle,gets the ball first only to slightly graze Phil Foden,VAR intervenes and sends him off.Haaland,Kevin score hatricks.
They can't defeat set pieces. Up against Haaland and co this might be a field day. Honestly, I'm hoping for nothing as they are nothing. Ange has already said it, the trophy cabinet is empty and it'll remain that way for some time to come.
This is a more defensive than usual lineup from these lot.
They hope to stop Citeh scoring goals with more defenders and midfielders and I hope hope hope it works!!!
what a strong line up. probably the best player in all position except romero ( I think casemiro is a bit better this season). They got the best pierre in north London too. #SeriouslyCOYS !!!
They're in a bit of a lose-lose situation, the ol' spuds. Even if they play their balls off and lose they'll be accused of throwing the match; if they win they could help us win the league. I'm expecting them to lose, the cowards.
They benched Kulusevski because he's a true Gunner smh
He will come as a sub and score/assist the winner.
Subscribe
inshallah
Maddison is a massive gooner too
Is that true hahaha? Man they really have nothing
It’s the default position. Everyone is born an Arsenal fan until some are indoctrinated by other clubs.
That means Mboopi was born an Arsenal fan too?
Kid grew up with Henry posters on his bedroom walls.
Send Henry to Paris right now!
Wenger apparently tried to recruit him to Arsenal when he was younger
Wenger signed Henry in order to become a hero for young French talents and sign them to Arsenal, and Mbappé, who Wenger tried to sign, grew up idolizing Henry, who will convince Mbappé to join Arsenal over Madrid, and he will help us win the sextuple. Arsène Wenger, he’s done it again.
He grew up with his bedroom wall covered in CR7 posters there’s multiple photos of him as a kid in the room. CR7 is the reason he’s always wanted to play for Real Madrid.
I'm pretty sure maddison said on Stephen Hendrys cue tips interview he grew up a Manchester United fan
relying on fucking boris johnson to produce, it’s so over
He’s been awful this season
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A FUCKING WORLD CLASS LINE UP LADS LET'S HAMMER EM COYS
That defense is better than ours.. Holy fuck - what a team. True PL Oct winners
Ikr I'm jealous 😭😭 Tears in my eyes I'm so emotional They're gonna do us proud tonight our boys 🙏🏻
Unironically though VDV at left back under Arteta would be generational
I'm both worried but excited to see how he does there tonight. If they get the system right. His runs down the left could be so dangerous. Hopefully they all suddenly learnt to play good and not shit And we have a chance
When does his contract end? Asking for a friend
Campbell 2.0?
Time for the best defence in North London to shine
Best defense in NL playing specifically on this day, May 14th, 2024.
And just for like 2 hours or so
OH WHEN THE SPURS
😂 👍
COME ON YOU SHITS
I am on the toilet. This comment is a double entendre
I don't want to see a single comment with spurs slander today COYS
COYS ♥️
Lol you are really committed with that profile pic
This guy really went the extra mile lmfao
change your flair bro, wtf /s
Closest he could get to Son.
Nahh profile pic is madness lmao
What the hell are you doing change that pf back
Oh that's clever!
nah your not a true spurs fan. Tf is that flair
Ngl the profile pic change is bit much
Hey whatever helps
Looks very strong. Happy he went for VdV LB
Dragusin simply played 7 games this season, that's not really a good shoutout.
better than Emerson LB
Apparently he did very well the other day against Burnley while VdV was at LB
From Burnley to facing lab-designed striker specimen in Haaland!
I was told he is basically a league 2 player.
7 for Tottenham. He only arrived in January.
He’s a late January transfer. Not that crazy.
He is also very slow…hope they are not planning on some stupid high line though
It’s Ange. He played a high line with 9 men at Stamford Bridge
VDV fullback and no Emerson means Ange wasn’t bullshitting. He wants a result here. Son is useless as a striker unfortunately.
Ofc he wants a result. He'd rather get top 4 over whatever we end up doing
Yeah I doubt Ange really cares whether or not we win the league. All he wants to do is win as much as possible
Exactly. Top 4 is massive to them. More money and better summer planning. Ange knows that
if mourinho was still manager of spurs he’d have actually played the kids. ange is a good manager, and a good man too, mate
Wonder if it will be maddison as a false 9. Don't think he'd be much use out on the left
Strong line-up. Remember guys, if we don't win look at where mateball has gotten us, I don't want to see any reactionary Ange out stuff in the match thread, he can keep us entertained next season at least. COYS audere est facere
Almost seems more defensive than they usually set up. Can only be a good thing. (90 + I'm delusional)
Its who they are mate
A draw would do it
lol the whole sub cheering bottleham
I always rated them. Such a commendable team. COYS.
That chicken on a ball badge not at all ridiculous!
The pigeon in a white kit not at all useless.
This sub became r/coys for the night and the spurs sub are r/gunners. We are truly living in a multiverse of madness 😂
Neither sub would even consider doing that for April fools day. You cannot write this shit lmao
If you told me we would be chanting "COYS" 4 years ago, I'd have slapped your face 😂 PL script in full force! 😂
COYS 💀
Who TF is Dragusin?
Shhhh, it's Saliba in disguise
22 years old Romanian CB who played only 7 league games this season.
Fantastic Juve academy talent. He hasn't kicked on in 2024 for Spurs (luckily).
that means he’ll kick on tonight
The best player in the world. He is the reason spurs is gonna win
Dracula
Dragonball
Name translates to "We don't trust Emerson Royal" in Romanian
Dragusin Din Tei
Khal Drogo's cousin
today, he becomes Romanian Saliba 2.0
COME ON YOU SPURS
How did I know the lineup would be posted here before the sp*rs page
I believe!!
3 CB’s BIG ANGE PLAYING TERROR BALL TODAY LETS GOOOOOO
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No! Just no mate
Maybe I did go a bit too far 😓, but it's necessary
this is cursed
Peace has broken out from Chingford to Cockfosters
Actually made my skin crawl
🐓🔙🔝
I can’t believe people are typing it. I mean I want them to get a result for us but I can’t say it 😂
Oh come on we need this. Every single gooner should admit we want them to win
Same. I can only go so far.
Can't wait
That flair
Going to need a proper good scrub in the shower later to get the stench of mediocrity off me.
Love it Defensive line up with 3cb. And 3 holding mf like utd did to us on Sunday. Let's get em boys Coys
Many Spurs players today get to live their dream of playing for Arsenal.
New CB against fucking Haaland. Need Dragusin to have game of his life.
He needs to channel his inner BFG and turn up for a single match and drop a MOTM performance
that does look like a good lineup
COYS
COYSSS
Well Royale isn't starting so Spurs already have an advantage 🤣
Looks like the squad they gave you at the beginning of the Master League on the old PES games...
ALL MY HOMIES LOVE TOTTENHAM
This post 💀💀💀💀
COYS - COME ON YOU SHITS
lol r/coys won’t be happy with this
You mean Spursenal lineup
Drag us to the title sin
Hai Dragusin!
Usually this sub makes me want to commit with the negativity and whining, but holy fuck the amount of you that are committing to this bit has me in fucking tears. I love this team
Their best lineup but won’t be enough to stop city
Maddison on the wing? Or is it a diamond midfield? Hmmmm
I think defending wise basically a 4-4-2 diamond shape in defense In attack Madison will drift left I imagine
Shoring up the middle of the pitch at least with 3 defensive minded CMs. I like it.
Yup. They're shoring up midfield but they desperately need Madison to be able to play forward passes to son on the counter. Think kulu for Madison at 60 mins
I think it be 4 2 2 2 Box midfield with split strikers
Great shout yeah, they'll have a tough time getting out for large portions so hopefully they can move it quick. Play that ball over the top down towards Johnson and have him run. Gonna be a stressful night
"mate" merchant masterclass
Haaland '5 incoming.
Tottenham best team is the world. COYS! Hopium 0.001%.
Van De Ven LB I like that the only liability is Højberg he was horrific in the FA Cup game vs them
Come on you Shits!
GO ON ANGEY!!!
Defensive lineup could be good in theory. But knowing the Spurs DNA, not confident. Could totally see: Haaland ‘12 Silva ‘19 Then spurs will do nothing for the half because they’re too defensively set up to push forward. Make a change at half, concede again, then score a late consolation to make it 3-1.
Fingers and toes are crossed
Sonny 🤤
COYS❤️❤️❤️
COYS!
Lmao I absolutely love how this is being treated as our own match 🤣
Well their fans hate the team today so they've kinda got us on loan for one game lmao
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COYS!!
COYS, maddison masterclass incoming.
COYS
Lez Foggin Go Mates!
Why’s this classic Arsenal lineup wearing white?
I fucking love chicken ball 💀
Ok, wtf are we doing. It's a spurs game.
VDV at left back is actually what Spurs fans want for their team to do well, so this is very funny.
And it's Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur fc, the second best football team the world has ever seen
90 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES LET'S FOGGING GO GUISE
ROMERO AND VDV >>> SALIBA AND GABRIEL
This is torture.
Now delete this fucking bullshit please.
They're all shit.
What the fuck is a Dragusin lol. Bentancur, Sarr, Hojbjerg for a midfield 3 lol, is Ange actually planning to park the bus? Think this team gets pumped tbh.
Son hattrick 3-0 final
Son seems like he's less scummy than nearly everyone else they have. That's the absolute closest I can get to saying something nice about Sp*rs. Can't wait for his hat trick tonight, hopefully with Haaland crying and/or lashing out violently at the final whistle. For one time only, COYS.
"Stand up if you hate Arsenal" We're just living rent-free and I LOVE it!
I hope they form a complicated geometric shape in front of their goal so nothing can get in
seeing people site the exact same players and saying the opposite outcomes just makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1gHqritRQ
No bissoma this is good
Are they trying to defend? Red incoming, innit?
Let’s go Spurs! *goes to brush teeth*
A center back as full back - looks like Teta paid a visit to their training ground yesterday.
COYS!!!
Is this sub posting the Spurs lineup? What a time to be alive 🤣🤣🤣
City’s lineup is so unfair
"Fight and win"
That is actually close to the best team they can put out. I would have switched Hojbjerg for Kulusevski, but other than that they put out their best and most cohesive available starting 11. Ange at least didn’t name a team to throw the game, that’s for sure.
Maybe I don’t watch enough Spurs games but this seems like a weak lineup to me
Spuds most important game of the season is one they want to lose. Sums them right up
If Spurs win today, I'll buy their jersey (I won't wear it just use it as a toilet paper but a buy is a buy )
2' Foden 5' Haaland
I honestly have more hope that west ham will do a crazy
Come on you Spuds
Is that VDV at left back?
What do we think of Tot'num ⁽ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ⁾?
POV: we are cooked
Come on you Spurs! Always rated this team 📷🎯
I ain’t looking til the match is done, need to consider my health and mental well-being.
All's good until Romero lunges in a tackle,gets the ball first only to slightly graze Phil Foden,VAR intervenes and sends him off.Haaland,Kevin score hatricks.
Come on you disgusting lily whites!
Looks like they might do a midfield diamond and split Son and Johnson as two sprinting forwards. On paper, could be effective. In reality, Haaland 4’
Oh when the spurssss
Honorary medal to spurs if they win or draw today.
They can't defeat set pieces. Up against Haaland and co this might be a field day. Honestly, I'm hoping for nothing as they are nothing. Ange has already said it, the trophy cabinet is empty and it'll remain that way for some time to come.
Truly a transfer window winning team 🏆
This is a more defensive than usual lineup from these lot. They hope to stop Citeh scoring goals with more defenders and midfielders and I hope hope hope it works!!!
what a strong line up. probably the best player in all position except romero ( I think casemiro is a bit better this season). They got the best pierre in north London too. #SeriouslyCOYS !!!
Oh my god they’re so shit, they’re not gonna do it. Fuck fuck shit fuck FUCKKKK
Don't Do That. Don't Give Me Hope.
They're in a bit of a lose-lose situation, the ol' spuds. Even if they play their balls off and lose they'll be accused of throwing the match; if they win they could help us win the league. I'm expecting them to lose, the cowards.
Jesus Christ Spurs are in total shambles.
They are definitely not interested in scoring
45' mins supporting a club i don't like and I'm already feeling the pain (I respect Spurs fans now)