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BattleSneeze

I have to say I'm fine with being number two on the 'hot' tab, when it is this story arc I'm yielding first place to. I love your work, man. Keep it up. *If Tweety dies we riot*


Reaperdude97

You should get a deal with HBO and make this into a tv series. This is riveting.


GamingWolfie

Not HBO it will be an alien softporn!


sagelikeadvice

There's a problem with that? Can't we have both action and da softporn?


Meatfcker

> Kirk's door slid open to admit a lithe female Nedji. She sidled up to the bed, her four legs lending her walk a delicate sway, and arched her neck towards the chiseled captain. > "Oh Kirk," she moaned, "I have--" > "Quiet," hissed the white, male protagonist. "Something's trying to take over the ship." > A gun appeared in the captain's hand as he rose from his sleeping pallet, naked. His wiener flopped loudly from just beneath the camera angle. > As he strode towards the door, Kirk glanced over his shoulder at the quivering Nedji. "Don't fly away, little bird. I'll be back." > The avian swooned as the human ran towards the plot.


BattleSneeze

Meatfcer, I think I might have fallen for you. Please, senpai, *show me your ways*


sagelikeadvice

Well didn't see that one coming.


JamowBeck

You would if it were hard porn.


Hykos

http://i.imgur.com/i9RBwQa.gif Late to the party but lovin' every paragraph!


GamingWolfie

We can have both, but i'm afraid HBO will screw it up somehow.


Lady_Sir_Knight

Nah, it'll be like sci-fi GoT.


Juz16

Holy shit, you're here!


Reaperdude97

I've been here since this reddit first began Juz.


Juz16

Really? Why didn't you invite me!


Reaperdude97

Because i dont want any damn Cappies on my dam /r/HFY You can either be Happy, or Cappie.


Juz16

Now I have to write a story about the night of capitalism and human endeavor.


Reaperdude97

Which i will counteract with a story about humanity and collectivism.


Juz16

Mine will be based on the success of Anarcho-Capitalism on Civcraft, giving it more credibility!


Reaperdude97

>Anarcho-Capitalism >Success Chose one


Juz16

You're ignoring the entire first iteration of Civcraft!


[deleted]

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.0227 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/41144)


BattleSneeze

MOAR


rabidelfman

Oh, this is going to get fun! Can't wait until the next part!


HFYBot

Stories by [/u/Meatfcker](http://www.reddit.com/u/Meatfcker): --- * [[OC] Contact Procedures](http://redd.it/248g8d "2014-04-29 08:24:43") * [[OC] A Song Before Battle (Contact Procedures II)](http://redd.it/24bmam "2014-04-30 07:41:15") * [[OC] War Cry (Contact Procedures III)](http://redd.it/24k6df "2014-05-03 02:15:23") * [[OC][Fire]](http://redd.it/24yqxo "2014-05-08 01:01:01") * [[OC] Lotus Station (Part I)](http://redd.it/251w7w "2014-05-09 00:30:33") * [[OC] Lotus Station (Part II)](http://redd.it/252rgj "2014-05-09 05:40:15") * [[OC] Lotus Station (Part III)](http://redd.it/255qr3 "2014-05-10 05:00:48")


[deleted]

i have to say, im starting to really hate the compact, any species that keeps another sentient race as slaves, needs to be completely crushed.


BlueSatoshi

> "Escape isn't really an option. You guys remember that Weequr merchant ship we captured a few years back?" Slater nodded. "Bastards thought they'd be safe in Terran space with slaves onboard. Didn't you head up the first boarding team that went over?" You clever bastard.