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lodenscore

Dang it, do you know how wierd people look at you in the office when yer a grown man trying to hold back sobs\`? ​ Great work wordsmith!


Jackviator

Bottling up your emotions = bad Healthy expression of emotions = good Those around you who can’t see that = not worth your time, fam …And thank you for the kind words <3


hydrochloriic

I can hear the HR corpo-speak from here: *something something* inappropriate time & place *something something* unproductive use of company time. Capitalism was a mistake. Not like your story! Concise but clear, well written!


SardScroll

To be fair to HR, you are reading HFY during work hours, which probably isn't your job, and looked down on in any economic system that has jobs (capitalism, communism, feudalism, etc). Unless you're on your lunch break or something.


hydrochloriic

Yeah, I mean that’s generally true. Though I meant more the crying at work part, not the reading HFY lol.


FuckYouGoodSirISay

Guidance unclear, am IT. The absolute fuck am I supposed to do when the things thing enough to thing and my only other option is to stare at the wall of my 4 foot by 4 foot broom closet of an office space shared with two other people.


Wolf_Senpai96

Fix thing that is thinging just enough to thing therefore inevitable causing thing to cease thinging while your thing inside your skull goes through a list of vulgarities that somehow make the process of making the thing do the things again more productive and perhaps even utilizing another thing to perform percussive maintenance on thing until thing things and your thing contained inside your skull releases the happy things as a result of the cathartic act of using thing to strike thing until all the things have in fact thinged.


FuckYouGoodSirISay

Man I forgot entirely what my comment was and this was a mind fuck to read. TLDR I am a sys ad with out a single admin right on anything but email. It's been a fun 3 years.


hearth-bursr

capitalism is not the problem, the problem are politics and the finance industrie that created the meaningless jobs. &and middle management mostly middlemanager


5tr4nGe

No capitalism is pretty exclusively the problem. Worker owned and operated cooperatives are the future


TacoTerra

Most workers don't have the education to operate a business of any scale. If they did, they wouldn't be at the bottom of the ladder.


Wolf_Senpai96

It is somewhat amusing that people disliked your comment considering what goes into actually running a business. The licensing, the permits, the setup costs, managing the schedules and paychecks, managing liability, handling the maze that is healthcare for employees, attempting to setup the system for 401k's, trying to weigh cost vs profit, the fact that if it falls flat the original founders will potentially lose their homes as a result of bankruptcy, marketing, and more all go into running a business. Middle management sucks, some corporations could absolutely be more lenient given the amount of profit they flip, and politicians have and will always continue to screw each and every last one of us. how many billions of our hard earned money has been sent over seas? how many billions have been wasted on pointless projects to stroke someone else's ego? One of the EASIEST ways to improve the quality of life for almost every American would be the reduction of taxes. When you get taxed for making money, having money, spending money, purchasing fuel to get to the place where you will be taxed for earning money in a car that you were taxed for purchasing and are continually taxed for owning sitting in the driveway a home that you were HEAVILY taxed for purchasing, taxed for owning, taxed for maintaining, all so that you can survive long enough to go back to work, get taxed AGAIN for making money, taxed for spending the money on food.etc so on and so forth... Reduce taxes by 10% and the positive change in the average quality of life will be more than substantial.


Delirick

I thought it was gonna be “it’s not your fault”


Jackviator

I didn’t want to steal Maguire’s line; dude’s had enough of that already


Stop_Sign

I thought "it'll be okay"


Nulled_Outter

That was incredible! Thats some *golden* writting if i have Seen some


no_opinions_allowed

I never comment on stories, but I just have to leave a comment on this one: this was both amazing _and_ original.


DestroyatronMk8

This. I really like this. Never underestimate the power of a good hug.


xtime595

Now I wanna see humanity go to war on their new friends behalf, so they don’t have to suffer again, and then they could see why humans are labeled as deathworlders too, and why they weren’t afraid to enter their homeworld


ArkitektBMW

I was waiting for that. I mean come one. Our species split the atom, just so we could attack each other with it!


night-otter

Hello my friends, The Onion Ninjas. I knew you would be coming.


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sluflyer

Awesome stuff


JaccoW

Technically those are six words. Still, thank you for the feels. Your emotions are valid, don't bottle them up. Feel them, talk about them and try to give them a place in your life.


Left_Nut_McGee

I, for one, welcome our onion ninja overlords.


AbleAd3932

This needs a not safe for work tag. How dare you make ne cry at the office 😜


Chronos-X4

Beyond amazing, wordsmith. You managed to say a lot by only writing a bit, what's strictly necessary to get the point across. Kudos. That is an art in and off itself. Wow... didn't realize I'd actually feel this bad for a fictional alien character. We often don't realize how good we have it... we also don't often realize how bad we have it. Thanks for the reminder.


HolidayAsk9079

I'm crying in the middle of a restaurant right now excellent work my friend


Jackviator

I wasn’t expecting anyone to even *see* this almost a month down the road; I’m glad you enjoyed it :)


Fontaigne

The internet is forever. Four months; still tears.


KerouacsGirlfriend

So good. I actually teared up at the last line!


RamonInNZ

I had those spoken to me and it changed my life! If you can say “It’s ok. You’re safe.” once in your to someone and turned them around then well done....


Jackviator

Thank you for the kind words :)


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corgimom222

This is precious, I love it


Arcane_NH

!n


CaptRory

Awwwww~! T_T


DSleepyEyesHere

God damn it! Onion Ninjas strike again! Good job wordsmith.


Vaiama-Bastion

Legit tears. Omg very well written.


GammaOfTheSeven

this has made me realize how long since I've had a hug, I think I'm gonna give my mum a call about visting


Meig03

Wow, very well written and evocative.


DieselDragon23

Glad to see this story getting the love it deserves!


coolparker101

Commenting to save Also wordsmith, Thanks


[deleted]

Annnd I'm crying


PolyhedralZydeco

Its true though, you can only heal of some aspect of trauma only after you see any other context than what you’ve known and gain perspective.


torin23

!N


karenvideoeditor

That was wonderful. <3 A real deathworlder given a hug... I can't imagine. PTSD up to fucking eleven.