"all right well stand over there" in the most nasally non masc voice ever, i can feel the resentment thru the screen 😍🥰 I know she misses nick giving af abt image/photos
She loves showing her drinking while with the baby. It's a source of pride for her. Reminder: This bitch is 40 fucking years old. Unreal how stunted she is.
Why are they drunk 2 hrs at a bar and they are hating eachother and cringe? I hope she gets Saturday scaries, lmao her randomly patting her baby in the story before this was so insane, why r u patting a babies chest when she is sleeping, freak trying to be motherly, jUnGLE MoTHer
It was so weird. She started by trying to look like a loving mom (but failed, and looked like a bad actor holding a fake baby) and then she remembered that she is supposed to be hot so she immediately grabs her drink and eye fucks the camera. Lmao she is such a freak show.
Bringing a dog, baby, and a racist idiot into an establishment is doing too much.
FJB 🥴How much f-ing R-wing merch does this man have? Does he have no other interests? Can he represent a sports team or a neutral? It's giving cult member and desperate for interaction.
Of course not, it is for the ultra-tacky. She's always talking about European vibes yet his fashion is the human equivalent of a crusty bumper-stickered car, ATP.
Genuinely, WTF did he wear before Dear Leader’s campaign came into his life? At this point, I want throwbacks to prove he wasn’t almost naked.
Imo no. If you keep having to repeat on social media how lucky and attracted you are to your husband you’re trying to make yourself believe your own words. It’s as if she is creating affirmations for her marriage. “ I am sexually attracted to Jason”,“ I love Jason so much I’m grateful to be his wife, I’m grateful Jason chose me”. Like your happy you went from a rich man to a man that doesn’t work who is a beta instead of an alpha. Sure.
she’s definitely drunk & accidentally posted that or just didn’t mute it 💀 the stroller sounds creaky asf tho, thought he crashed the stroller into something first watch 😭 also I love how she didn’t want to film the baby, just the dog LMAO
That one Snapchat story of her filming Nick doing yard work at her Brentwood house while she’s doing nothing of value to help and bragging “I don’t know what he would do without me you guyzzzzz” immediately came to mind when I saw this.
She loves her men like she loves her pets (and daughter). Propping ‘em up like puppets for her delulu subbies 😍🤩
same. that was scary tbh. with how people drive these days and it being nighttime and next to a curb where a car can pull up, i would have been a lot more careful. but ofc we expect nothing less from these 2 loser parents.
i didn’t like that tone either. that was probably the first time she’s felt more mom like. part of her has some aspects of being maternal but it was slammed the second she tried. only time i’d actually find it valid for her to yell tbh
i felt his tone was appropriate lol shes literally in a tight area trying to film in front of him while hes trying to walk the baby out, for as much as he is annoying and gives hella ick its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her
>its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her
ALL this. his tone was actually more patient than she deserved.
This two only tolerate each other when they are drunk but not too drunk because a fight will break out. Also I think they need to drink so they can handle the flop trad family shit because sober both hate themselves and one another. Such a shitty situation.
the FJB hat, the janky ass Dior stroller (is it even real??? it looks so fake and ghetto), the poor dog looking like a hostage, it just really is all so tacky lmao i cant even handle how tacky they are 😬 if she was so bougie and rich mom she would have a double stroller w a comfy bassinet decked out for ming… her dog looks ready to charge out running and never look back
if you could guess, which pills do you think they pop?
i know she was a major coke head (past videos where she’s clearly tweaking) but i’m inclined to agree. there’s no way a jobless man-child & a frivolous spender who lacks any foresight could afford an 8ball prior to each video they film. she’s def in the hole.
Exactly. Myself and others believe she herself was abusing Adderall back in the day based on a misdiagnosis that she used to her benefit to control some of her brain scatter, impulsive behaviors, and weight.
I honestly can't pinpoint what I think it is specifically because I doubt these two idiots even grasp what downers and uppers are, but those weird tics she would do where her eyes would get super wide and whatnot appeared (to me) to be related to the effects of long term stimulant abuse e.g. amphetamine abuse via Adderall *and* coke obvi. These two hillbillies look like they do meth, but it's probably still just a low dosage Adderall that they don't take everyday.
She’s a f’n jungle mom. Zero motherly instinct. Wtf is she doing patting her baby’s chest in a weird almost uncomfortable shy embarrassing way while she’s sleeping? I think she should’ve bought a bird or a hamster instead of having a baby.
Alex, you’re so fu*king weird in a bad way and you know it! You’re not a rebel or this popular rant queen. People love watching the train wreck you are. We all know that you truly hate yourself and that is actually why you are a twisted sick bitch.
Start taking your meds before your kid turns out just as f’d up as you.
It’s so clear that your bum husband can’t stand you lol
Who can blame him? You’re as nuts at they come.
I’m honestly shocked that you’ve not been taken away and locked in a looney bin.
I can’t stand this woman and her husband is clearly a POS but this just looks like a dude being annoyed with filming. My husband doesn’t love it either but lets me do it lol
I think we’re reaching with this one idk just sounds like a normal married couple / husband who’s wife wants to take an insta photo.. he fully did it and he didn’t have to
"all right well stand over there" in the most nasally non masc voice ever, i can feel the resentment thru the screen 😍🥰 I know she misses nick giving af abt image/photos
He sounds so sick of her.
he is clearly IRRITATED BY HER.
Her baby voice is so revolting
He has a very effeminate voice.
![gif](giphy|qvLz0cb5n8mGI) Jason and the baby give me Alan and Carlos vibes
That’s because he tucks.
You killed me🤣
They both have the same refrigerator body shape! Lol
Same diet, same outcome lol
They actually ook like an older lesbian couple 😂
omg i just lost it LMAOOOOO you're freaking right!!
She loves showing her drinking while with the baby. It's a source of pride for her. Reminder: This bitch is 40 fucking years old. Unreal how stunted she is.
I know teen moms with more tact.
Why are they drunk 2 hrs at a bar and they are hating eachother and cringe? I hope she gets Saturday scaries, lmao her randomly patting her baby in the story before this was so insane, why r u patting a babies chest when she is sleeping, freak trying to be motherly, jUnGLE MoTHer
She looks so drunk and smug in the face when she’s doing that awkward chest patting.
It was so weird, gave- “look at me … I’m a real human- I mean mom!”
It was so weird. She started by trying to look like a loving mom (but failed, and looked like a bad actor holding a fake baby) and then she remembered that she is supposed to be hot so she immediately grabs her drink and eye fucks the camera. Lmao she is such a freak show.
With his FJB hat (fuck Biden)🙄🙄🙄. Nice Dior stroller and princess dog, Jayson. I’m sure trump will notice you someday.
Wonder how he feels about her putting drool emojis on her story of Donald Trump (spoiler they both drool at the thought of that freak esp jayshon) 🤢🤤
The stroller is so damn TACKY
Bringing a dog, baby, and a racist idiot into an establishment is doing too much. FJB 🥴How much f-ing R-wing merch does this man have? Does he have no other interests? Can he represent a sports team or a neutral? It's giving cult member and desperate for interaction.
He is SO Immature. Does he think Trump or any of trumps children walk around with those stupid merch everywhere ?
Of course not, it is for the ultra-tacky. She's always talking about European vibes yet his fashion is the human equivalent of a crusty bumper-stickered car, ATP. Genuinely, WTF did he wear before Dear Leader’s campaign came into his life? At this point, I want throwbacks to prove he wasn’t almost naked.
Why does he sound like big bird from sesame street
BRUH 😂😂😂 spot on.
I was thinking Mickey Mouse but no you are so right! He sounds like Big Bird! 😭😭😭 ![gif](giphy|8Bl1C8W03je3AAcJ7o)
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His voice is so unattractive. Maybe I’m a weirdo but a good voice means so much to me. A bad voice ruins everything lol.
I’m like that too. Jayshun’s Big Bird voice would make me shrivel up and die. 🤮
Big Bird omg🤣
He’s so ick
He really is.
he’s so beta. but shes SOOOO sexually attracted to him, right?
Imo no. If you keep having to repeat on social media how lucky and attracted you are to your husband you’re trying to make yourself believe your own words. It’s as if she is creating affirmations for her marriage. “ I am sexually attracted to Jason”,“ I love Jason so much I’m grateful to be his wife, I’m grateful Jason chose me”. Like your happy you went from a rich man to a man that doesn’t work who is a beta instead of an alpha. Sure.
i agree! well said
she’s definitely drunk & accidentally posted that or just didn’t mute it 💀 the stroller sounds creaky asf tho, thought he crashed the stroller into something first watch 😭 also I love how she didn’t want to film the baby, just the dog LMAO
Your pfp 😭
I know they’re both drunk
his voice is hilarious.
It’s so nasally! Like he talks from his nose haha
The way these two idiots are both drinking and then driving with their baby and dog. Fucking idiots.
All I hear is Ernie when he says “ all right well stand over there”
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sloppy alkie mother
lmao she forgot to turn off the sound or shes off her meds 😂
She's tipsy or worse, drunk. The OP should've included the bizarre scene right before this one.
She's inebriated😂
his face is so damn red
from all the alcohol
duhhhh
The mans needs TRT.
His voice is sooo feminine!!! Omg! Such a girly nasal head!
His voice sounds like a cartoon character 😂💀
It’s very high pitched gay
I’d bet he’s downlow. He overcompensates so much in his sm posts.
His squeaky little voice 🤣🤣🤣
This dude is such a colossal failure. Imaging basing your entire personality around politics and wearing political merch every day of your life? Lmao
What does she say at the beginning? I want to film bird? What?
Yes she said “I want to film bird.” She calls Ming different variations of “bird” in her baby voice in an attempt to be cute🫠
Thank you for the explanation. I don’t remember her calling Ming, bird. That’s new to me.
He’s a dumbass for not putting his foot down and saying no to this shit
he‘s not paying the bills, that’s the only reason he’s keeping up with this shit
His walk looks so weird..does he know how to bend his legs or what
She acts more obsessed with her dog than her own baby
He sounds like the voice of a bird mimicking someone
Jason's voice is identical to that annoying baby voice Alex uses with Ming .
Even the husbum sounds annoyed by her
That one Snapchat story of her filming Nick doing yard work at her Brentwood house while she’s doing nothing of value to help and bragging “I don’t know what he would do without me you guyzzzzz” immediately came to mind when I saw this. She loves her men like she loves her pets (and daughter). Propping ‘em up like puppets for her delulu subbies 😍🤩
The white trash outfit and DHGate stroller. She’s clearly winning at life.
He has the voice of a eunuch
The way he shrugged and moved his head irritated orderimg her to move over there! They clearly don't have a great relationship! Lol
You know bummy feels so fab with that fake stroller💅💅💅
I would be so embarrassed. Even if it’s real, it’s atrocious!
2 adult freaks, the hat, the stroller, the baby AND the dog in a restaurant on a Friday night??? Yeah. They are literally a public nuisance.
His voice 💀 both are freaks
Thought he was going to walk straight into oncoming traffic for a second! They act like crackheads.
same. that was scary tbh. with how people drive these days and it being nighttime and next to a curb where a car can pull up, i would have been a lot more careful. but ofc we expect nothing less from these 2 loser parents.
Oh I don’t like his tone. If my man spoke to me like I was his biggest inconvenience I’d be so off him, like ew.
He's so over her chronically online, taking photos of everything, bullshit.
i didn’t like that tone either. that was probably the first time she’s felt more mom like. part of her has some aspects of being maternal but it was slammed the second she tried. only time i’d actually find it valid for her to yell tbh
i felt his tone was appropriate lol shes literally in a tight area trying to film in front of him while hes trying to walk the baby out, for as much as he is annoying and gives hella ick its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her
Exactly and her with the annoying voice on top of it, like she a sone damn 3 year old. I would have told her a stern “ STOP IT ! “
>its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her ALL this. his tone was actually more patient than she deserved.
Reminds me of a quotation from Class by Paul Fussell: "Born to be slaves, struggling to be lords"
This two only tolerate each other when they are drunk but not too drunk because a fight will break out. Also I think they need to drink so they can handle the flop trad family shit because sober both hate themselves and one another. Such a shitty situation.
the FJB hat, the janky ass Dior stroller (is it even real??? it looks so fake and ghetto), the poor dog looking like a hostage, it just really is all so tacky lmao i cant even handle how tacky they are 😬 if she was so bougie and rich mom she would have a double stroller w a comfy bassinet decked out for ming… her dog looks ready to charge out running and never look back
And I wish she would leave that damn dog home ! Taking this dog everywhere is so cringe 😬
Ew ew ew. I bet she uses that voice on him during their sexy times. And he talks back in his squeaky voice. They’re both so revolting. 🤢
He looks 100 years old
She’s an obnoxious drunk and he’s over her ass hahahaha
They’re prob coked out too he rubs his nose so obvious and she’s back to sniffing in her videos
These two hungry, hungry hippos are too broke to afford coke. They're the type to pop pills and down it with alcohol daily.
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Get out.
if you could guess, which pills do you think they pop? i know she was a major coke head (past videos where she’s clearly tweaking) but i’m inclined to agree. there’s no way a jobless man-child & a frivolous spender who lacks any foresight could afford an 8ball prior to each video they film. she’s def in the hole.
Exactly. Myself and others believe she herself was abusing Adderall back in the day based on a misdiagnosis that she used to her benefit to control some of her brain scatter, impulsive behaviors, and weight. I honestly can't pinpoint what I think it is specifically because I doubt these two idiots even grasp what downers and uppers are, but those weird tics she would do where her eyes would get super wide and whatnot appeared (to me) to be related to the effects of long term stimulant abuse e.g. amphetamine abuse via Adderall *and* coke obvi. These two hillbillies look like they do meth, but it's probably still just a low dosage Adderall that they don't take everyday.
Bet having a job to independently support yourself ain’t looking so bad now, huh Jason?
I came straight here after Insta & it has me loling each time I watch
He’s so fat just like her.
She’s a f’n jungle mom. Zero motherly instinct. Wtf is she doing patting her baby’s chest in a weird almost uncomfortable shy embarrassing way while she’s sleeping? I think she should’ve bought a bird or a hamster instead of having a baby. Alex, you’re so fu*king weird in a bad way and you know it! You’re not a rebel or this popular rant queen. People love watching the train wreck you are. We all know that you truly hate yourself and that is actually why you are a twisted sick bitch. Start taking your meds before your kid turns out just as f’d up as you. It’s so clear that your bum husband can’t stand you lol Who can blame him? You’re as nuts at they come. I’m honestly shocked that you’ve not been taken away and locked in a looney bin.
He’s being paternal in this moment and she’s worried about a video. He’s sick of her shit.
this is what i gathered too. she's a drunk mumbling embarrassing idiot and mother. tacky.
I can’t stand this woman and her husband is clearly a POS but this just looks like a dude being annoyed with filming. My husband doesn’t love it either but lets me do it lol
Was that creaking the stroller? BFFR! 💀
Dud Dad.
Jungle Mother, Stater Brothers Stroller activities
Who is this guy? I am not very familiar with her Lore but is this her husband?
he is so over her insecure bullshit. i don't blame him one bit. they truly deserve each other <3
It's he wearing proud boy merch? Eugwh. Nasally Ted Cruz ass voice.
I think we’re reaching with this one idk just sounds like a normal married couple / husband who’s wife wants to take an insta photo.. he fully did it and he didn’t have to
okay and they’re blind drunk stumbling around with an infant for the second day in a row, so what now?