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Own_Poet_6564

"all right well stand over there" in the most nasally non masc voice ever, i can feel the resentment thru the screen 😍🥰 I know she misses nick giving af abt image/photos


Petunia13Y

He sounds so sick of her.


[deleted]

he is clearly IRRITATED BY HER.


sparklecoffeequeen

Her baby voice is so revolting


Mother-Map1669

He has a very effeminate voice.


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

![gif](giphy|qvLz0cb5n8mGI) Jason and the baby give me Alan and Carlos vibes


Regular-Cockroach6

That’s because he tucks.


Cultural-Map-6410

You killed me🤣


Didi7989

They both have the same refrigerator body shape! Lol


hunterxryn777

Same diet, same outcome lol


Didi7989

They actually ook like an older lesbian couple 😂


kellyhalpert

omg i just lost it LMAOOOOO you're freaking right!!


JANINE2022

She loves showing her drinking while with the baby. It's a source of pride for her. Reminder: This bitch is 40 fucking years old. Unreal how stunted she is.


w0rstbehaviour

I know teen moms with more tact.


Own_Poet_6564

Why are they drunk 2 hrs at a bar and they are hating eachother and cringe? I hope she gets Saturday scaries, lmao her randomly patting her baby in the story before this was so insane, why r u patting a babies chest when she is sleeping, freak trying to be motherly, jUnGLE MoTHer


neulimit

She looks so drunk and smug in the face when she’s doing that awkward chest patting.


FunAd1406

It was so weird, gave- “look at me … I’m a real human- I mean mom!”


_ItWasAllADream

It was so weird. She started by trying to look like a loving mom (but failed, and looked like a bad actor holding a fake baby) and then she remembered that she is supposed to be hot so she immediately grabs her drink and eye fucks the camera. Lmao she is such a freak show.


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

With his FJB hat (fuck Biden)🙄🙄🙄. Nice Dior stroller and princess dog, Jayson. I’m sure trump will notice you someday.


Own_Poet_6564

Wonder how he feels about her putting drool emojis on her story of Donald Trump (spoiler they both drool at the thought of that freak esp jayshon) 🤢🤤


problematique95_

The stroller is so damn TACKY


No-Eye8629

Bringing a dog, baby, and a racist idiot into an establishment is doing too much. FJB 🥴How much f-ing R-wing merch does this man have? Does he have no other interests? Can he represent a sports team or a neutral? It's giving cult member and desperate for interaction.


Creepy_Juggernaut927

He is SO Immature. Does he think Trump or any of trumps children walk around with those stupid merch everywhere ?


No-Eye8629

Of course not, it is for the ultra-tacky. She's always talking about European vibes yet his fashion is the human equivalent of a crusty bumper-stickered car, ATP. Genuinely, WTF did he wear before Dear Leader’s campaign came into his life? At this point, I want throwbacks to prove he wasn’t almost naked.


mountainsamurai

Why does he sound like big bird from sesame street


velvitjin

BRUH 😂😂😂 spot on.


vanitaa3

I was thinking Mickey Mouse but no you are so right! He sounds like Big Bird! 😭😭😭 ![gif](giphy|8Bl1C8W03je3AAcJ7o)


Glam-Girl2662

😂😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|cRAMYN5WGIv4ggLmH4)


Dreamyblues

His voice is so unattractive. Maybe I’m a weirdo but a good voice means so much to me. A bad voice ruins everything lol.


vanitaa3

I’m like that too. Jayshun’s Big Bird voice would make me shrivel up and die. 🤮


Dreamyblues

Big Bird omg🤣


Ok-Compote1270

He’s so ick


JANINE2022

He really is.


Internal-Oil6517

he’s so beta. but shes SOOOO sexually attracted to him, right?


Sylvanas22

Imo no. If you keep having to repeat on social media how lucky and attracted you are to your husband you’re trying to make yourself believe your own words. It’s as if she is creating affirmations for her marriage. “ I am sexually attracted to Jason”,“ I love Jason so much I’m grateful to be his wife, I’m grateful Jason chose me”. Like your happy you went from a rich man to a man that doesn’t work who is a beta instead of an alpha. Sure.


Internal-Oil6517

i agree! well said


Shiftingforhotmen

she’s definitely drunk & accidentally posted that or just didn’t mute it 💀 the stroller sounds creaky asf tho, thought he crashed the stroller into something first watch 😭 also I love how she didn’t want to film the baby, just the dog LMAO


Beginning-Spirit5686

Your pfp 😭


sha66ydo6

I know they’re both drunk


w0rstbehaviour

his voice is hilarious.


Didi7989

It’s so nasally! Like he talks from his nose haha


Queen_Barbie_33

The way these two idiots are both drinking and then driving with their baby and dog. Fucking idiots.


Zealousideal_Lead942

All I hear is Ernie when he says “ all right well stand over there”


FunAd1406

![gif](giphy|5iOVaF73aQe7S)


lonelyPAWG

sloppy alkie mother


itssreddd

lmao she forgot to turn off the sound or shes off her meds 😂


spiffyshxt

She's tipsy or worse, drunk. The OP should've included the bizarre scene right before this one.


Mother-Map1669

She's inebriated😂


Shiftingforhotmen

his face is so damn red


FrequentEmotion6919

from all the alcohol


Shiftingforhotmen

duhhhh


theressomuchtime

The mans needs TRT.


Glam-Girl2662

His voice is sooo feminine!!! Omg! Such a girly nasal head!


Think-Committee5830

His voice sounds like a cartoon character 😂💀


Didi7989

It’s very high pitched gay


vanitaa3

I’d bet he’s downlow. He overcompensates so much in his sm posts.


HumanSatisfaction753

His squeaky little voice 🤣🤣🤣


Think-Confidence-624

This dude is such a colossal failure. Imaging basing your entire personality around politics and wearing political merch every day of your life? Lmao


Active-Cloud8243

What does she say at the beginning? I want to film bird? What?


estrella007

Yes she said “I want to film bird.” She calls Ming different variations of “bird” in her baby voice in an attempt to be cute🫠


Active-Cloud8243

Thank you for the explanation. I don’t remember her calling Ming, bird. That’s new to me.


worstgrammaraward

He’s a dumbass for not putting his foot down and saying no to this shit


FrequentEmotion6919

he‘s not paying the bills, that’s the only reason he’s keeping up with this shit


itmeezy

His walk looks so weird..does he know how to bend his legs or what


No-Return-7097

She acts more obsessed with her dog than her own baby


Lavendermochie

He sounds like the voice of a bird mimicking someone


Over_Night_313

Jason's voice is identical to that annoying baby voice Alex uses with Ming .


Weare4llmadhere

Even the husbum sounds annoyed by her


brightestdaylight

That one Snapchat story of her filming Nick doing yard work at her Brentwood house while she’s doing nothing of value to help and bragging “I don’t know what he would do without me you guyzzzzz” immediately came to mind when I saw this. She loves her men like she loves her pets (and daughter). Propping ‘em up like puppets for her delulu subbies 😍🤩


Designer-Platform658

The white trash outfit and DHGate stroller. She’s clearly winning at life.


McGturtle

He has the voice of a eunuch


Didi7989

The way he shrugged and moved his head irritated orderimg her to move over there! They clearly don't have a great relationship! Lol


Far_Camp_122

You know bummy feels so fab with that fake stroller💅💅💅


hellohellonick

I would be so embarrassed. Even if it’s real, it’s atrocious!


She__Devil

2 adult freaks, the hat, the stroller, the baby AND the dog in a restaurant on a Friday night??? Yeah. They are literally a public nuisance.


Time-Ad8886

His voice 💀 both are freaks


neulimit

Thought he was going to walk straight into oncoming traffic for a second! They act like crackheads.


kellyhalpert

same. that was scary tbh. with how people drive these days and it being nighttime and next to a curb where a car can pull up, i would have been a lot more careful. but ofc we expect nothing less from these 2 loser parents.


iziieee

Oh I don’t like his tone. If my man spoke to me like I was his biggest inconvenience I’d be so off him, like ew.


rachelzrzr

He's so over her chronically online, taking photos of everything, bullshit.


cynicnoir95

i didn’t like that tone either. that was probably the first time she’s felt more mom like. part of her has some aspects of being maternal but it was slammed the second she tried. only time i’d actually find it valid for her to yell tbh


Ok_Engineering_2985

i felt his tone was appropriate lol shes literally in a tight area trying to film in front of him while hes trying to walk the baby out, for as much as he is annoying and gives hella ick its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her


Creepy_Juggernaut927

Exactly and her with the annoying voice on top of it, like she a sone damn 3 year old. I would have told her a stern “ STOP IT ! “


kellyhalpert

>its like hes the only one trying to be “normal” for the baby while the mother only cares about instagram… id be so fucking irritated by her ALL this. his tone was actually more patient than she deserved.


BeautifulPeasant

Reminds me of a quotation from Class by Paul Fussell: "Born to be slaves, struggling to be lords"


moonmooon888

This two only tolerate each other when they are drunk but not too drunk because a fight will break out. Also I think they need to drink so they can handle the flop trad family shit because sober both hate themselves and one another. Such a shitty situation.


Ok_Engineering_2985

the FJB hat, the janky ass Dior stroller (is it even real??? it looks so fake and ghetto), the poor dog looking like a hostage, it just really is all so tacky lmao i cant even handle how tacky they are 😬 if she was so bougie and rich mom she would have a double stroller w a comfy bassinet decked out for ming… her dog looks ready to charge out running and never look back


Creepy_Juggernaut927

And I wish she would leave that damn dog home ! Taking this dog everywhere is so cringe 😬


vanitaa3

Ew ew ew. I bet she uses that voice on him during their sexy times. And he talks back in his squeaky voice. They’re both so revolting. 🤢


othervirgo

He looks 100 years old


Awkward_Truth4703

She’s an obnoxious drunk and he’s over her ass hahahaha


lemonlover3308

They’re prob coked out too he rubs his nose so obvious and she’s back to sniffing in her videos


spiffyshxt

These two hungry, hungry hippos are too broke to afford coke. They're the type to pop pills and down it with alcohol daily.


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lemonlover3308

😭😂


spiffyshxt

Get out.


theseasonisours

if you could guess, which pills do you think they pop? i know she was a major coke head (past videos where she’s clearly tweaking) but i’m inclined to agree. there’s no way a jobless man-child & a frivolous spender who lacks any foresight could afford an 8ball prior to each video they film. she’s def in the hole.


spiffyshxt

Exactly. Myself and others believe she herself was abusing Adderall back in the day based on a misdiagnosis that she used to her benefit to control some of her brain scatter, impulsive behaviors, and weight. I honestly can't pinpoint what I think it is specifically because I doubt these two idiots even grasp what downers and uppers are, but those weird tics she would do where her eyes would get super wide and whatnot appeared (to me) to be related to the effects of long term stimulant abuse e.g. amphetamine abuse via Adderall *and* coke obvi. These two hillbillies look like they do meth, but it's probably still just a low dosage Adderall that they don't take everyday.


XKuro92

Bet having a job to independently support yourself ain’t looking so bad now, huh Jason?


alectoms

I came straight here after Insta & it has me loling each time I watch


TrainingHot7966

He’s so fat just like her.


eyesonme33

She’s a f’n jungle mom. Zero motherly instinct. Wtf is she doing patting her baby’s chest in a weird almost uncomfortable shy embarrassing way while she’s sleeping? I think she should’ve bought a bird or a hamster instead of having a baby. Alex, you’re so fu*king weird in a bad way and you know it! You’re not a rebel or this popular rant queen. People love watching the train wreck you are. We all know that you truly hate yourself and that is actually why you are a twisted sick bitch. Start taking your meds before your kid turns out just as f’d up as you. It’s so clear that your bum husband can’t stand you lol Who can blame him? You’re as nuts at they come. I’m honestly shocked that you’ve not been taken away and locked in a looney bin.


Sweet_Anything625

He’s being paternal in this moment and she’s worried about a video. He’s sick of her shit.


kellyhalpert

this is what i gathered too. she's a drunk mumbling embarrassing idiot and mother. tacky.


Fabulous_Evening3348

I can’t stand this woman and her husband is clearly a POS but this just looks like a dude being annoyed with filming. My husband doesn’t love it either but lets me do it lol


hellohellonick

Was that creaking the stroller? BFFR! 💀


neulimit

Dud Dad.


cbaby1996

Jungle Mother, Stater Brothers Stroller activities


ok-girl

Who is this guy? I am not very familiar with her Lore but is this her husband?


kellyhalpert

he is so over her insecure bullshit. i don't blame him one bit. they truly deserve each other <3


AriaBlend

It's he wearing proud boy merch? Eugwh. Nasally Ted Cruz ass voice.


trickytrixstar

I think we’re reaching with this one idk just sounds like a normal married couple / husband who’s wife wants to take an insta photo.. he fully did it and he didn’t have to


lonelyPAWG

okay and they’re blind drunk stumbling around with an infant for the second day in a row, so what now?