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ViragoVix

“I like money!” — ~~Mr. Krabs~~ Lebron James


Maximillien

You put some respect on [Frito Pendejo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck)'s name.


RedditedYoshi

I cannot ever get over this fucking movie.


farapin

All the sword upgrades feel lackluster so I routinely skip those if there is something more interesting available. 


jollisen

Im gonna beat you to death with the daedalus hammer


DesiratTwilight

Don’t speak to me or my Cursed Slash ever again


Available_Top8123

If that cursed slash isnt paired with flurry slash I'll speak to you however I like


DesiratTwilight

A cursed flurry slash sounds like a frozen drink from a fast food joint that they only serve around Halloween


MapInteresting2110

Me and my double dash strike combined with Artemis dash strike boon and the 200% increased backstab damage would like a word with you.


eshansingh

Shadow Slash (200% backstab damage) doesn't work with dash strikes.


MapInteresting2110

I wasn't aware of that. Are you certain that's true because I feel like dash strikes in general benefit from backstabs.


CoffeeStout

dash strikes do in general, Shadow Slash specifically does not. It's one of the weird interactions in this game that isn't clear.


MapInteresting2110

I guess I was just being too optimistic with my math thanks for the clarification.


heartless77

Definitely true. Shadow slash unfortunately does not affect dash strike damage.


MapInteresting2110

I also just did a run with a chaos boon which buffed backstab damage and that definitely worked with dash strikes. My first hammer was big chop so I'll see if I get shadow strike as my second. Stay tuned!


zaidy329

Backstab damage works with dash strikes. Shadow strike specifically does not.


Battle_for_the_sun

No way, big chop is super fun


RedditedYoshi

I love me an Aphrodite Big Chop. Also, I love how everyone calls it "big chop" instead of whatever the fuck it's called. <3 (Sunderer something, or something. I think.)


AyyIsForApple

WORLD SPLITTER


RedditedYoshi

I was pretty close... ...Lol.


A20characterlongname

That's what I'm saying, they're leaving critical information out of these stories


nsg337

the one that doubles your dash striks is insane wym?


vetb8

guy who hasn't used double edge before


HorizonTheory

World splitter


Ogre328

I mean I might agree with you when I'm using Poseidon aspect


Dom_19

The only good upgrade is double edge.


AshenHarmonies

Cruel thrust is pretty good too, if a bit slow to use


superbadsoul

Hoarding+flurry is easy mode


RedditedYoshi

Wait, Flurry is low amount of flat damage, done quickly, and Hoarding is percent based--they seem like anti-synergy to me. Can you elaborate?


superbadsoul

Yeah, hoarding description isn't great. I might be slightly off (anyone feel free to correct me, haven't played in a minute) but IIRC it's neither a percentage multiplier to your base damage, nor does it add to base damage. Instead it's a flat added damage after multipliers, and the flat number is based on 5% of your current gold. If you're hoarding obols in anticipation of this upgrade, you can end up doing 100+ bonus damage per attack if you break 2000 obols. This is of course best exploited with speedy attacks, so flurry upgrade and hermes attack speed boons are a perfect pair.


RedditedYoshi

I'll be kajiggered.


thelsh

The only good upgrade is double edge


Grimm_Charkazard_258

okay *cackles in Draining Cutter*


MixRevolution

The bronze jade made some bad decisions


Bignutdavis

The W is all that matters here


Piern1k

Ok, that is the second Le Bron James meme I saw in a row, what's going on


ruttinator

If this is only your second then welcome to your first day on the internet. It only gets worse from here.


Lost_Worker_5095

"Are you out of your mind " - Angry joe


d3hall

How will this affect LeBron's legacy?


DripyKirbo

EWWWW his ass is NOT my sunshine


desertsatyr

I'll only skip hammer for Poseidon or maybe Chaos


Redrobbinsyummmm

Team chaos all day


Redrobbinsyummmm

“I’m at 25 health, fuck it we ball”


Code95FIN

All you need is hoarding slash and then a hell of a lot of money


Velocityraptor28

maybe he's just trying for a particular build


OwlOfFortune

it's hammer time.


CaptSaveAHoe55

As a young man’s t-shirt once said “Lebron is a bitch”


_JosephExplainsIt_

I used to do that when I started out and was spamming the shield instead of trying out other weapons. Now I always go for the hammer


Ninjixu

If the choice was get hammer, but lose the run or choose anything else and win, I’m going hammer 100% of the time


UnfairRavenclaw

Didn‘t AngelL1C literally do this in what is considered the best Hades run of all times (non seeded 64 Heat run)?


HistoricalFerret6089

Because dadelous hammers can have a lot of rng into them because they change your moveset. I really hate getting the "slower charge more damage" one for the bow for example . With 64 heat you get locked into one of those immediately, and if you have bad rng it can ruin a run


vetb8

second hammer with ap2 on zeus with no cshot is a very different scenario lol


Armadillo-South

this is me when using poseidon aspect on the sword. Doesnt really need any daedalus bonuses so literally even a key room is better than a daedalus


ItsGotThatBang

Me when I want to buy everything in the last room


Wildfire226

Maybe the bron James was using Zeus aspect, the shield hammers are staggeringly mid with it outside of pulverizing blow and dashing wallop


vetb8

this is probably the worst take ever presented on this sub ever and that's really saying something


Wildfire226

I just don’t like em! I tend to underuse bull rush with that aspect specifically, so most of the bull rush ones go underutilized, and explosive return and empowering flight are both shit with Zeus specifically Minotaur rush is about the only one that could force me to use bull rush more often, but I usually avoid hammers because there’s a damn good chance I get stuck with Empowering flight/ Explosive return/ Sudden Rush or something like that


vetb8

charged shot is the best hammer in the game


Wildfire226

That one’s on me, I didn’t know the base damage of the standard bull rush and 80 base damage didn’t seem that impressive on paper, but that is kind of crazy. There’s just a few too many stinkers for me to look at a hammer with Zeus and say I want it Def more than money though lmao


thecowcollector

Explosive return is actually really good for Zeus aspect if you’re using it correctly (like a yo-yo)


Wildfire226

I tend to dump it on a group of enemies so I can deal with something else, or dump it on more stationary enemies to stack boon effects like hangover or what have you


snakeapresa117

I ignore them on cast/dash only runs


YevgenyPissoff

r/nbacirclejerk is leaking


Stinky_Toes12

You are my sunshine


mares8

Definitely, he wants money to buy an NBA team. Exactly why he says China is numbah one. He also always picks golden touch and goes for Poseidon and Oceans bounty. If he doesn't get Oceans bounty on start rare or better on rerolls he restarts the run