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CitizenFiction

I mean, headcrabs are fuckin big. Imagine a cat attacking you. It might not be as easy as you think to get them off of you if they are determined enough. Now consider that the headcrabs entire existence is based around finding a host. So its body is designed to be very efficient at that. Getting it off of you would likely take a considerable amount of strength. Not to mention that it has large sharpened appendages and insanely powerful hind legs that are designed to allow them to jump far distances. Add to the fact that if they aim correctly, their teeth could latch into your chest before they try to get on to your head. In short, headcrabs are dangerous af.


Minute_Paramedic_135

They look a little heftier than cats even


TheGreatBenjie

I mean in Half Life Alyx, Russel has one in his fridge that looks about the size of a thanksgiving turkey...Imagine that flying at your head at mach 10


LargeDuckEgg

I don’t have to imagine. It’s midnight on thanksgiving and we are eating then because everyone forgot to put the turkey in the oven until late. Then uncle Joe starts talking about how the aliens are coming from the ice in Antarctica to turn us into the socialism, and my aunt Gladys starts shouting racial slurs at him as it is the only language he comprehends. My nephew, hearing this, goes into an incredible rage, and starts grabbing dishes and pieces of food and throwing them at whoever looks him in the eye. Aunt Gladys sees this and to discipline the boy, flings the turkey at him to knock him out for the night but misses me and knocks me out instead. I wake up in my living room with all the furniture and valuables missing and a note from my aunt Gladys telling me they’ve fallen on hard times and needed to borrow a couple things. I don’t see or hear back from them for another year.


OhBadToMeetYou

Is this a copypasta


LargeDuckEgg

Nope. Just my thanksgiving


Gregsusername

I imagine they’re the size and texture and weight of a raw turkey


rhamantauri

Plus, you see how many of the pods were all throughout ravenholm? If each pod holds like 4-5, even 20 pods could disable a small population. The city itself was riddled with fear when the world fell, and took up severe measures to keep out any ground invading forces. That’s what ravenholm prepared for. They didn’t anticipate being nuked from the sky with headcrab rockets. They made themselves a perfect enclosure.


HeyRiks

Not to mention they love to hide and sneak around and possibly attack you in your sleep.


Sinistar83

>I mean, headcrabs are fuckin big. Imagine a cat attacking you. It might not be as easy as you think to get them off of you if they are determined enough. OK now I want a HL mod that replaces all the headcrab models in the game with cats 🤣


03Luigi

So that's why the cat gave barney nightmares


dankstarfighter

Meanwhile headcrabs in hla:


CitizenFiction

Eh, I let it pass tbh. It's pretty fun to get attacked by one and to pull it off. But if they made it actually difficult to get off of you it'd be super annoying (at least to beginner VR players). HL:A had to nerf some enemies to make it fun in VR and I'm totally okay with that. It doesn't feel like a breeze but it's not insanely hard either. They paced it well.


Ok-Bicycle3514

The commentary mentioned how they had to change the AI for Combine soldiers because the HL2 AI had them rush at the player and that's a lot more nerve wracking in VR.


lacergunn

Now I want someone to mod hl2 ai into hla. Though I guess thats just half life 2 vr.


ZylonBane

FPS on consoles: Nerf the AI for people playing with controllers. FPS in VR: Nerf the AI for people playing with headsets. FPS in direct brain interface: Nerf the AI into—you guessed it— Frank Stallone.


Thepvzgamer

You’re making them insanely dangerous even though I bop them with 2 pistol shots


karzbobeans

They literally die from one wack of crowbar. They are like cats… big pussies.


satanrulesearthnow

Most people don't go whacking shit with a crowbar so there's that


colin1234514

Will helmet bigger than their mouth work?


CitizenFiction

Honestly, yea that sounds like it would work lol


LordGeealesiebugg

Man I fucking beat the shit out of a cat head crabs ain’t shit


MF_Kitten

Having seen headcrabs in VR, I can say they're more like the size of a large thanksgiving turkey. Pretty big!


ActiveRegent

Me pullin' up to the fight in football armor and chainmail


[deleted]

Beacuse the HEV suit has this secret function known as "Plot Armor"


BronzyTime

why can fathet gregori defeat them huh?


SkullRock1

Because he's Bulgarian obviously 🙄


Athesies

He is absolutely built different to other humans


topkeksimus_maximus

Jesus


03Luigi

He has the power of God on his side


ZaryaMusic

And anime


dally-taur

the HEV suit a literal plot armor tho


Minute_Paramedic_135

No, it’s the gman creating plot armor


Minute_Paramedic_135

It’s the gman (aka Garry newman) providing the plot armor


OmegaFanf3E

youre wrong its Gabe Newell presenting you half-life Alyx!


DecimatingRealDeceit

Which turned out to be literal G man doing a Little bit of Trolling arouñd


Wll25

Can't stab into the metal shoulder parts


Xxgamer64xX5203

yea but the citizens that gordo recruits seem to have plot armor too then..


Jer0me226

People often forget freeman is probably much more capable of destroying the headcrab than the average citizen


dally-taur

that plus the hev suit


JupiterboyLuffy

And the fact that he uses a crowbar


Ultimatum227

Dude swings a metal crowbar back and forth as if it was made of plastic. Full swings even. He definitely has an edge over everyone else.


Fluffy-Mammoth-8314

A year ago I touched a real crowbar for the first time in my life (I'm almost 30 and I don't know why I haven't handled one earlier) I lifted it and wondered, how the hell did Gordon do that in HL1 💀💀💀


dally-taur

power armor?


IReallyLikeGorillaz

an expensive piece of Black Mesa issued equipment


Fluffy-Mammoth-8314

But he couldn't do that in hl2 :(


GonWithTheNen

At first I thought, "*Freeman's suit gives him protection against headcrabs that the average citizen doesn't have...*" but then I remembered that **he never wears a helmet.**  (ʘ_ʘ)


HeyRiks

I like to think his hev helmet rolls up in combat/submerged, dead space style


Thermal_Laboratories

Like the Da'at Yichud armour that Blazkowicz wears in Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

i believe he canonically wears it, but for promotional art and his in game model he doesn't to make him more recognizable or something.


satanrulesearthnow

I find it hilarious that in the box art there's this random protagonist that never shows up ever lmao


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

i mean, he does occasionally show up in blue shift and opposing force, but that's about it really


SkullRock1

Because of the Combine bombardment


SkullRock1

They were essentially overwhelmed by the amount of headcrabs, which were additionally poisonous... And the lack of supplies


dally-taur

add the line from this clip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J\_6IPc2YFM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_6IPc2YFM) with out hev suit you die from first swipe of a crab


HeyRiks

I never thought the poison headcrabs were supposed to kill people. Head canon: the neurotoxin is incredibly debilitating so it makes it easier for other headcrabs to attach to victims


Asian_in_the_tree

Buddy. Imagine you, a random citizen chilling in your home right now, minding your own business, and suddenly you just got hit by a bunch of missiles. And the missiles start to spawn bugs that jump on your head and turning people into zombies.


save_the_tardigrades

Stop describing my secret paradise!


Odenzio

Headcrab kink🤤


TheBrit7

And I think I'll end my intrigue on this post here


[deleted]

NO!


YoshiBro-64

Citizens can’t quicksave.


Dachu77

Noobs


Fancy-Comedian-9672

Use a tactic known as the "larry's hat"


Fancy-Comedian-9672

if its anti-barnacle then its anti-headcrab


Impressive_Board7198

I can't believe no one brought up the fact that there are 3 types of headcrabs there. You got the normal ones, the fast ones, then the black poisonous ones.


Er_doktor_tf2

The head crabs had big meaty claws


StormXTS

if a head crab attacked me i would let it go on my head but not let it bite into my head. instead i will let him sit there and i will name him jorge and we can explore the world together. he will be friendly to me as i will give him treats like lasagna and chocolate bars


Tennnujin

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead


IReallyLikeGorillaz

c'mon, hop up


Working-Link-6643

i hope that this post doesn’t turn this subreddit into the batman arkham subreddit


bigfatcarp93

**I hope it does.**


1_threw_8

Have you seen them in half life alyx? They're much bigger than you'd think in VR


Rex_Africae

I dare say that these guys must have been responsible for most of the casualties humans suffered, if we count only the Xenian fauna. All it takes is for you to divert your attention elsewhere for a second, and boom, the head humper latches onto you.


Ivan_Analrash

Also no HEV suit to tell you that you have minor lacerations


YourAverageCyborg

r/BatmanArkham the aslume escaped


Exodite1273

The shelling sends out shockwaves. The humans are stunned, shaken, and vulnerable to parasites jumping into their heads and hijacking them. You can be the smartest guy in the world but all it takes is a cylinder rocketing through your roof, knocking you flat on your ass from the shockwave, and then some head humpers emerge and zero in on your head. (See: that scene at the end of Route Kanal where the refugee camp gets shelled, the shells are sending out shockwaves that either instantly kill or knock out nearby unarmoured humans.)


andyeyecandy111

Crowbar shop was closed.


Shinotama

They took down a whole government black site with some of the world’s brightest scientists..


Mirabooo

Outnumbered.


Anal_Disclosure

Springy spikey meaty little fuckers


LunaTheJerkDog

Even with video game super powers and weapons it’s pretty hard to stop yourself from getting ambushed by these things. Imagine 1 hit = zombified and non-video game aiming ability if you have a weapon at all.


Mtnfrozt

Well, if you were a resident of a pretty small town and you see something you've never seen before, what would you do? Run and tell people or attempt to fight it? Realizing that they're overcoming the the small and isolated town, you're pretty much fucked even if you stronghold somewhere. Resources would be limited, and seeing those creatures turn your neighbors and friends into zombies probably will keep you on edge for a while but not enough to hold out. Tldr: headcrabs can be deadly in packs.


redditcdnfanguy

I think that they were overwhelmed by numbers, and pretty soon, it was too late.


OnlyPlaid07

The "are they stupid?" Posts really need to die


SufficientTangelo367

Would that mean you are ***stuoid***?


Skywers

The Combine bombed the town. This may simply have taken the rebels by surprise, as they were neither prepared nor equipped to defend themselves directly. The rebels are not constantly equipped with their weapons when they are in some sort of base. So Ravenholm probably fell because there were so many enemies everywhere who quickly overwhelmed and took the rebels by surprise.


New_Chain146

Skill issue.


eyeofnicht

OP would be a headcrab zombie and he doesn't realize it.


KillerSquirrel2007

Is there a lore reason why the headcrabs didn’t leave ravenholm


Granixo

My guess is that Ravenholm got screwed soon before Gordon arrived, since Eli knew about it but Alyx didn't.


meme801

Alyx did know about it, considering she stated that the tunnel is sealed for a reason


RevineYT

Why didn’t they call G-Man?


PotatoP0weredRobot

Let’s say this. You’re in a town with roughly 50 people and the combine shells your entire region with hundreds of, regular, fast, and poisonous head crabs for a whole day. Do you think you could survive that?


AdeIic

Headcrabs would actually be terrifying if they were real. Their main torso is as large as a turkey and they fly at you from 10-20 feet away. If they get on your head then their beak will dig into your skull and you're done for if that happens. Even if you avoid their beak they have bigass claw daggers that at the very least will cut you and most likely will hook into you causing pain and making the headcrabs job easier. Plus if you're in a group and a headcrab gets one of you, all of a sudden you're fighting a human too.


ctevi123

You humans are scared of little spiders, and think you can destroy all headcrabs? And IF you will, we have ∞ of capsules with headcrab Combines


Alc0h0licCapibara

Because they are not Gordon Freeman


Tactix12

The amount of times I've been clapped by them turning corners in vents and entering random rooms. People of Ravenholm never stood a chance, esp the poison ones and faster ones.


ahaisonline

are *you* stupid?


Previous-Freedom1881

Because, there were probably too many canisters the Combine was launching and Ravenholm probably didn’t have a lot of weapons or really any defense since the whole point of Ravenholm was to be an hideout shelter for refugees with the help of Black Mesa East. Similar to the canals and the stations. They weren’t mean’t for defense or fighting because of their purpose. Only places like Black Mesa East and White Forest have a lot of things to protect themselves. So it’s safe to say the people of Ravenholm couldn’t defend themselves because they could fight a lot because they had to be careful but also had little defense against how many canisters were being launched.


AdvertisingOk5226

Yes. They stupid


EntityDistance

*Why couldn't


koi121209

Holy hell!


SufficientTangelo367

The shells knocked them unconscious


420_E-SportsMasta

They should’ve just carried crowbars since they one hit kill headcrabs Absolute buffoons. Embarrassing


Portalz212

I think the people of Ravenholm couldn't kill the headcrabs because there were so many of them. They also probably weren't prepared for what the Combine did to the place when they canned the place with headcrab canisters. Showing that you're never safe from the Combine's reach...


Smart_Mammoth6207

ya, they stupif


LavenDERR77

Based on the headcrab zombies in the VR game, the stuff they inject into your head reacts to your blood insanely bad that your head practically just bloats up into a red raspberry. They don't want to deal with them because that's how they literally do to your literal head.


ATinyH0rse

The underground railroad guys couldn't when Gordon got there, and those were regulars. Ravenholm got fast and poisoned as well.


[deleted]

There was just too fucking many of them


theuntouchable2725

It was a surprise attack. There were many Headcrab bombardments judging by the number of Headcrab warheads we see. I also believe it was the first time the resistance suffered a Headcrab bombardment, and you can see it has left a mark as you encounter a live bombardment in the radioactive waste areas.


ILikeToWatchGayPorn

They don’t have an HEV suit.


stpogchamp

oh man, r/halflife is turning into insanity


Steff_Lu

Don't forget, that Headcrabs can't mate with Gordon's, Barney's or Adrian's head because they all wear ballistic helmets and therefor also no one from the security corps, HECU or any other scientist in a HEV. If you are a civillian with no head protection, (a hard hat most probably isn't sufficient) a head crab is pretty much a one hit kill if it doesn't miss you.


t1tanj0ker

dude, as someone who is into batman: arkham, and is in the subreddit for it, that “are they stupid” gave me major whiplash LMAO


Luminosus32

Yeah. Or they lived in a liberal area that didn't allow them to own firearms.


Newxayu

headcrabs are cat but big cat the humps your head and takes you entire body over on


Secret_Thanks

they citizen and not high trained soldier


-MenT-

The fact that they have big sharp legs and teeth makes me think that fighting one might be really dangerous if they managed to latch onto you, you could probably get hurt really bad by fighting one let alone 2 or more.


Ihateazuremountain

i have spiked helmet, headcrabs cannot control me