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cobo10201

Not Bryan Cranston. Not Hugh Laurie. Heck not even Ryan Gosling. They’re all way too old. If a HL movie was ever made I would want someone age appropriate (at least passable for 20s).


RandomGuy28183

Ryan Gosling doesn't event look old he'd be perfect imo


cobo10201

He doesn’t look 43 but he also doesn’t look 27


PacMoron

Neither does the character model…


cobo10201

Idk. Facial hair always makes people look older but the artwork (for HL2 especially) makes him look pretty young to me.


TheNewGuyNickD

I don’t think he looks remotely 27 in any of these pics but the last one.


Sir-Poopington

Agreed. I always thought gordan Freeman looked like he was in his late 30s or early 40s


wisezombiekiller

honestly gordon looks like he's in his mid 30s to me


RockingBib

Bryan Cranston looks absolutely badass as Gordon, but I agree. Looks exactly like that old HD Freeman model that used to be popular in gmod I feel like it wouldn't be too hard to find a young person who actually looks like him, there's a lot of those walking around in random offices


Cadianflashlight

as a kid I really did think he played Gordon


RaguG

But, Bryan Cranston as the Agent?


tacticsf00kboi

Late 20s. I think Ryan Reynolds could pass.


TyrannicalKitty

Except the movie makers break the lore by making Ryan (Gordon Freeman) talk "so what do you do?" "I half-life" *Nightcall by Kavinsky plays as the credits roll*


Brilliant-Mountain57

"We're in the black mesa facility, Gordon! Now put on that suit and get ready to go some halve some lives! " "..."


BrainyOrange96

“MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED-“


CesarMdezMnz

Ryan Reynolds would be ironic considering that Gordon Freeman is a man of very few words


tacticsf00kboi

Imagine it: the audience expects Reynolds to make a quip to break the tension, but no, he just stands there quietly


Pingunootnoot6969

Yes, Any movie with Ryan Reynolds is a 10/10


KevinFlantier

Dude is 47


tacticsf00kboi

He's still hot


KevinFlantier

So is Georges Clooney but that won't make him fit for the role of a guy in his late twenties.


tacticsf00kboi

Don't forget that Reynolds *just* did a movie where he's supposed to be around Gordon's age, like early 30s maybe.


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hear me out chris pratt


Boomi609

It’s a me, Gordon Freeman


Beneficial-Plan-8291

GORGOND FREEDMANS??


gergobergo69

Hello, Freeman, welcome to Fortnite.


ryan8757

He's so cool


trevorluck

I’d give Chris to Barney Calhoun tbh


krisztian008

nah his face isn't long enough imo


potatoinastreet8

Man, I spent hours of my life shooting... ZOMBIES


KorianHUN

I wpuld say yes with one condition, that we chane Alyx to Alex and Timothée Chalamet plays him.


[deleted]

Let's be honest, Hugh Lorie would be the best. Dr Freeman house


ModernSchizoid

Too old. Perfect face match tho.


mrieatyospam

Chris Pratt starring everybody (even the females) in the HL universe


karzbobeans

In half life 1 gordon is 27. But in half life 2 he is 32.


Technotron_exe

In hl2 he is still 27. He is supposed to be in his 40s but time doesn’t pass in stasis so he’s still 27


karzbobeans

I've read that he aged to 32 regardless and that's why valve salt and peppered his hair in hl2


PortalWALL-E

Nobody. Just take his Hl2 model and have somebody mocap it for the entire movie


VulpesVulpez

the ingame one


FinishTheBook

the hl2 third person model


HBenderMan

Alyx: Damn Mossman! She’s a spy for the combine! Gordon freeman: 🌚


chegggg

[I imagine it would look like this ](https://youtu.be/jIf9mcH6C4g?si=MGCtQu0HuCIGZdEj&t=84)


PepicWalrus

He needs to sound like Duke Nukem is all that matters. Gorgeous Freeman is canon.


Boylego

[Fuck you ](https://youtu.be/voJmOYyI-T0?si=NSjqP80bKbj2RZlk)


Strobertat

Power Armour is for pussies 🍑


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SonOfAG0D

There is face de-aging software that was used in a movie once (Gemini Man I believe). That could work if we had to cast Cranston


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at that point just use cgi


TonPeppermint

Or find a actor that looks like a younger Bryan Cranston.


[deleted]

at that point just use the 3d model of gordon freeman from hl2


WorkingSyrup4005

Ewww, ai 🤮


Sabetha1183

The obvious answer here is Ross Scott.


Bailer86

Thank you!


ToreyCMoore

This is the Freeman, the combines reckoning!


Lukestep11

Nah, Adam Sandler


HipsterSamuraiJack

Yea if that ever happens I off myself that second


ruralmagnificence

Hey combine dudes look at this rocket launcher shabadooooooooo


rachac01

Morgan Freeman


notebigq

that would be probably good for a live action eli vance


FastToflash

Seriously though, he could probably play Eli Vance


PSR-Edward

**FREEMAN**


Ill_Kitchen_9819

The one FREEMAN


HexxenCore

Netflix Adaptation?


DaDude001

Disney live-action remake


Ucsc_slug

Judi Dench. She can do anything


[deleted]

this. one this is the one that makes sense


ChrisV3SGO

I'd would think a Tv show would have more time than a movie, and it would be better


scwishyfishy

It'd be cancelled after episode 2


ChrisV3SGO

NOOOOOOOOOO


ZylonBane

Gordon Joseph-Levitt


Pickaxe-Fox

Levitt Gordon-Joseph


forrest1985_

John Krasinski. Freeman has to be nerdy but also a bad ass. You have to believe he could solve your equation and equally fuck up your face. Kransinski does that for me. Cranston is too old and Gosling is too much of a “jock” type.


Extremeschizo1

I'm not sure his hair would work great, and he needs a thicker goatee, but those could be fixed in the film.


forrest1985_

Hair can be fixed with a wig or grow it out etc.. he can also dye it.


peanut_sands

You fucked up my face…


R4nd0M477

Moans*


peanut_sands

You have my permission to die…


JessiePurplewoman

Noooo that won’t work. Gordon doesn’t have a good reputation with the US government. 


forrest1985_

And Jack Ryan was a wildcard playing by his own rules.


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Nicolas Cage. Have you SEEN him in Willy’s Wonderland??? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥☠️


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

I second this. His character in that movie is literally just an expy of Gordon.


gmodairsoftreplicas

I third this. Nicolas Cage is a perfect gordon freeman.


[deleted]

I was half-joking, because I can also see it working haha


Emolgun

I fourth this. Was just about to comment this.


antsmasher

Imagine him fighting the Alien Grunts and yelling "NOT THE BEES!"


spdrman8

I always pictured Jeff Goldblum from his Jurassic Park years.


Sir-Poopington

Me too! When Jeff Goldblum wears his glasses, he looks just like him


JoeSchmoe745239

Imagine if they casted Robert Downey Jr


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' i am gordon freeman'


Sir-Poopington

What if Half Life overtakes the MCU?


McClownd

Resonance cascade completely destroys Black Mesa ​ Gordon: "So that just happened"


Phazon_Fucker

I love Bryan Cranston but hes too old, maybe Ryan Gosling or hell even Ross Scott, he has such an iconic freeman voice


Capital_Dig6520

Jack black


Granixo

Otis


BloodlessCadaver

Barney.


Fishy_Cow598

That could work...


EyexXx

For Ivan the space biker it could work


Sensitive_Idea90

Say my name


[deleted]

my name


FurryRevolution

that's god damn incorrect


[deleted]

genuinely bryan cranston. idk i just think he looks right and it would be funny just seeing walter white running amuck in a hev suit, completely silent


Thermal_Laboratories

I saw this guy at a gas station once who looked more like Gordon Freeman than any other human being I've ever seen in my life.


Fishy_Cow598

Are you sure it wasn't just Gordon Freeman?


Thermal_Laboratories

You never know.


Vverial

Nice thing is he's generic, so just put an audition ad out asking for a brown haired white man who stands 6' tall and has a lean physique. Advertise the role as "nonverbal stoic" Or something and sift through the applicants. It's one of those roles where you have to be able to tell the audience what you're feeling and what you're thinking, with a relatively stoic face and without speaking. Similar to characters who always wear their helmet.


rob_wazowski

possibly a younger Jake Gyllenhaal?


[deleted]

Ryan gosling as Gordon Bryan Cranston as the gman


BrutalBox

Whenever I see this I can't help but think of Hugh Laurie, and this one video on YouTube where a guy does a photoshop https://youtu.be/ehCwo7BMdes?si=LciOtA3ItMQgOlPN


FemmeFataleFire

Ethan Hawke. When my friends told me to watch Sinister, they literally told me it was “Super 8 horror movie starring Gordon Freeman”


Extremeschizo1

He's way too old


yourupnow

Younger hawke would be perfect.


Stephen652009

Whoever the fuck plays Rex Mohs in Scott the Woz


Soeck666

Ever seem arrival 1996? Allways thought "half life movie"


Fishy_Cow598

I have not seem arrivial 1996, I'll go watch it later


CharmingDepartment87

Martin Starr from Silicon Valley.


False_Point_5385

Ryan Gosling


forrest1985_

Nope.


PacMoron

Nope to your nope. 👎


Spran02

Came here to say that too


Erik_the_kirE

Wait, why is the third picture the only picture of Gordon in this post?


Tunka_Tunka

Ok


Sad_Opportunity_6264

Thats clearly not ok


Fishy_Cow598

Idk man, that seems ok to me


Sad_Opportunity_6264

Well if you say so!


Tunka_Tunka

Not ok


BAKUGAAANBRAWL

If he was way younger Bryan Cranston would be PERFECT


Bropothecary

Hugh Laurie for sure


zodyaboi

If Bryan Cranston was younger he would be perfect


A_Gray_Phantom

Ross from Accursed Farms.


Ok_Draw_3740

Samuel L Jackson


Salsadontsour

Instead keeps sillient, he will \*beep\* \*beep\* \*beep\* \*beep\* \*beep\* \*beep\*


Ok_Draw_3740

Get these mothrfkn head crabs off my mothrfkn space lab


Alfeaux

How about some rando?


gmodairsoftreplicas

Adam Sandler. He looks close enough and is a similar age. First movie where Sandler can't make any jokes either.


Fishy_Cow598

He would definitely make jokes, if he doesn't talk he'll find another way to communicate.


gmodairsoftreplicas

he'll probably just hold the crowbar at the funny angle


Fishy_Cow598

Imagine him doing that for 2 hours, just him running around like that


Isa229

Hugh Laurie 100%, non debatable


AustinTheWeird

I had knee surgery when I was 16 and I distinctly remember the anesthesiologist looked exactly like Gordon Freeman. So I'm going to say that guy. Shoutout to my healthcare hero


VinnieChengYT

michael cera /j


gustdagger

yes sirrr


romelitoskkj

My dad


Beneficial-Plan-8291

Morgan Freeman


cheetodaddy

Barry Keoghan would do great


Metalblue1991

I think the guy who played him in the freeman chronicles would be amazing in a official hl movie


The_Cozy_Burrito

Samuel L Jackson


Chupbluearrow

If Hugh Laurie can’t play Gordon then he should 100 percent play the GMAN


confusedfunk

What are you guys talking about? It would obviously be tom Holland as Gordon in half life 1, Timothée Chalamet as Gordon in half life 2, Morgan freeman as Eli and Kate blanchett as Mossman. Alyx would be Zendaya and Dog would be played by Vin Diesel. Also jack black would cameo as Kliener. Geez guys... Didnt think I'd have to spell out the obvious


Fishy_Cow598

How long have you been thinking about this?


DesignerAsh_

Honestly there’s so many great actors to play Gordon I would be happy with almost anyone. That being said, Gman must be played by Ty Burrell. This is a hill I’ll die on.


Comandante160406

Idk. A dude with a crowbar


JangusMacintosh

Is it weird that I think Bob Odenkirk could pull off an older Freeman?


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Barney-Calhoun-Clone

Bryan Cranston If Gordon Freeman Ages During Stasis, My Dad Can Also Work If They Want Gordon Freeman To Have Long Hair


JPfan05

How about picking someone who really looks like him and not just solely casting established actors to maximize profitability.


mtsilverred

I mean… if the guy who looks like him can’t act… they can’t act man. I’d always rather get established actors just because I know it’s likely they produce a profitable movie.


JPfan05

Be careful what you wish for. We might get Chris Pratt if we go that route. To better phrase what I mean, I hope they would consider giving the role to the little guy for once. I guarantee you that if you don't cherrypick only the top actors, you could probably find an absolute dead ringer for Gordon Freeman.


DHACKER0921

Slap Trump in there. “ Nobody told me these consequences would be seen, it’s like I didn’t see them. I call them Unseen Consequences”. - Donald Freeman


MyNameJot

*goes on to build a wall for the illegal aliens*


DHACKER0921

“These vortigaunts are Murders, Rapists and taking our jobs”


MrClaudeApplauds

LeBron James


the_bartolonomicron

Young Christian Bale would have killed it as Gordon, but current Christian Bale would kill it as Gman


Buzzy23Official

Not gordon, but Morgan Freeman could be Eli Vance


[deleted]

I've seen a lot of these sort of posts recently about what actors would be best. My ideal choice for gordon would be Micheal Fassbender but he's too old to play a 27 year old so maybe someone like Jaimie Dornan or something. I think Hugh Laurie would be almost perfect for G-man but he'd have to get the voice and mannerisms down to a T. I think Lennie James with some makeup or whatever to make him look older would be great for Levi. Terry Cruise as Alyx.


Alissan_Web

Hugh Laurie or... ya know the developer Gordon is modeled after, he even has a ponytail.


East_Engineering_583

Ryan Gosling


OddNovel565

Dwayne Johnson (can't wait for the bnal sex with Barney scene from episode 5)


LivinginDestin

If the movie is produced by Disney then Lizzo will be the actress


realnjan

Wrong title: it should be: "Who would win?"


maskedmaniac2010

Josh Hutcherson is a good choice, just give him a goatee and glasses.


[deleted]

the kid out of the hunger games?


Lewa358

I could see it.


RedEyesDragon

Absolutely not


maskedmaniac2010

Why not, exactly?


TheCommanderSkittles

This might Sound a Little cliche. but Generally I think Ryan Gosling would be Perfect as he could portray a lot of different kinds of Gordon Stereotypes the internet has made up He could be The traumatised Scientist or The sarcastic Bad ass


Mass_Data6840

Edward Snowden


MorphyKid55

Jake Gyllenhaal would be perfect. search up for him wearing glasses


paulie_b

Hugh Laurie


Cheesegorrila

Ryan gosling


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Pedro Pascal maybe?


AaronJoosep

Ryan Gosling


Cottonball89

A black transsexual lesbian. For the wokes.


Personisdown

jese


TheWandererofReddit

If Cranston becomes Gordon, does that mean he's more like an uncle towards Alyx or is she like forty now too or...?


NamelessWanderer08

Live Action-Ryan Gosling or Jason Schwartzman Animated-No Voice, but if there had to be one it would be Ross Scott or Jason Schwartzman again


schller155

Ethan Hawke.


Rough_Diver9542

Obviously The Act Man


Minute_Paramedic_135

Willem dafoe


StekiMusic

Morgan Freeman, obviously 😅


Eagle_1116

Jeffery Combs


Alex_33_Gamer

Rdj


UltiGamer34

John Krasinski


Paccuardi03

Ross Scott is the true voice of Freeman


CrazyPlayz_raider

Will smith


Bailer86

Ross Scott


AtomicSpiderman

Bryan Cranston imo


TheRealCorpse_01

My "fancast" always been Ethan Hawke