No, no, you have to play the long game. Introduce the kid to the deep lore, "there is an entire game about this character." Let them play hl, hl2, hl2e1, hl2e2, and when they ask what's next, anticipating a glorious climax around the corner... you snatch that hope away and take your revenge laugh.
>and when they ask what's next, anticipating a glorious climax around the corner...
This made me burst out laughing... but now I'm sighing all over again. :\
ok sir / ms / genderfluid / nonbinary / demiboy / trans female / trans male / femboy / tomboy / boyfem / boytom / bygender / trans demiboy / trans demigirl pangender / poligender / intergender
As annoying as skibidi toilet is, at least a few people have actually tried half life out because of it, and therefore its alright in my book. Annoying for sure, but alright.
what if gman is barney from black mesa, hey sorry for the scares i had to put on a show for the cameras. I’ve been working undercover with civil protection, can’t take too long or they’ll get suspicious, I’m way behind on my beating quota.
A few days ago my 6 year old cousin saw me playing half-life 2 and when gman appeared he said the following words:
"is this skibidi toilet?"
He basically stood there asking me why skibidi toilet wasn't singing and why he was a human before he left because he didn't have the patience to watch the rest of the opening
His brain was so damaged by tik tok that when he asked me to watch sonic the movie and sonic prime he couldn't stand the first 5 minutes and he kept talking about sonic exe and fnf in the parts he could handle
Bro did not let that slide
All the joy immediately left his body when the kid said those dreaded words
No, no, you have to play the long game. Introduce the kid to the deep lore, "there is an entire game about this character." Let them play hl, hl2, hl2e1, hl2e2, and when they ask what's next, anticipating a glorious climax around the corner... you snatch that hope away and take your revenge laugh.
>and when they ask what's next, anticipating a glorious climax around the corner... This made me burst out laughing... but now I'm sighing all over again. :\
He hands out free resonance cascades. Why's the kid upset?
He was the wrong man in the wrong place.
atleast he did not turn into a stalker
Me when I have to fight a battle I have no chance of winning
Quite an anticlimax
After what you've just survived.
Time to choose
(dramatic pause)
It's time to choose.
(even more dramatic pause)
Well I guess we won't be working together.
No regrets, Mr. Freeman.
Sv_cheats 1 Impulse_101 God
Timmy wasn't prepared for unforeseen consequences of his own actions
Why did they copy skibidi toilet
Straight to stalker making chamber
Stalker mating chamber🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
that stalkussy got me trippin
You too, straight to the corridor 🫵
Get Breen-blasted
you may have a minor case of severe brain damage
Alyx, they captured your father. They're responsible for your father's capture.
Deserved
Very
Much
Indeed
Why I must agree very much, kind sir/ms., have a great day now.
ok sir / ms / genderfluid / nonbinary / demiboy / trans female / trans male / femboy / tomboy / boyfem / boytom / bygender / trans demiboy / trans demigirl pangender / poligender / intergender
This is why HL2 has no kids.
combine really banned sex
this is about what would happen yea
What is skiptuvalet
entropy zero 2 kicking gman moment
Damn those really where some unforeseen consequences
Cause and effect, Mr. Timmy
Insolence
Cause and effect like... Like in Titanfall 2 Titanfall 3 confirmed?!?!
Wot
Sent right to the alien grunts army
Skibidi toilet 3 confirmed????
Yes
Straight where you deserve to go, you little f.... Don't mess with the gman
G-Man was so angry he stepped back in texture quality.
aliens: FINALLY, A HUMAN THAT ISN'T AN ASSHOLE WHO KILL EVERYONE
As annoying as skibidi toilet is, at least a few people have actually tried half life out because of it, and therefore its alright in my book. Annoying for sure, but alright.
I Gman to randomly visit ME!? What the heck Timmy! Why you?
Half-Life is a mod for Counter-Strike
oh my god shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet
Why is Skibidi Toilet wearing a suit?
[удалено]
Straight to Nova Prospekt with you. No NSFW.
what was it with admins' crusade against memes?
we should do that
Yeah that's what you get you little shit!
Bro, G-man, I'm wait for you to give me a job bro, I've been hanging around the your void for years ðŸ˜
No
Straight to hell, don’t pass go don’t collect $200
Omfg that title though, I can't tell if it's ironic or not but either way it hurts to read
Skibidi toilet?
Die timmy
Deserved
Hoe about a good ending - "Hello there Timmy." "OMG!!! It's the guy from GMod!!!!" "What."
Mr Timmy in the flesh
for a second i thought this was r/okbuddyhalflife
what if gman is barney from black mesa, hey sorry for the scares i had to put on a show for the cameras. I’ve been working undercover with civil protection, can’t take too long or they’ll get suspicious, I’m way behind on my beating quota.
A few days ago my 6 year old cousin saw me playing half-life 2 and when gman appeared he said the following words: "is this skibidi toilet?" He basically stood there asking me why skibidi toilet wasn't singing and why he was a human before he left because he didn't have the patience to watch the rest of the opening
>because he didn't have the patience to watch the rest of the opening You mean his brain was too rotted by TikTok to watch it, no?
His brain was so damaged by tik tok that when he asked me to watch sonic the movie and sonic prime he couldn't stand the first 5 minutes and he kept talking about sonic exe and fnf in the parts he could handle
My friend irl lmao
Kk
Ok
Good
r/okbuddyhalflife is leaking again