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Soupermohdo

They're the Black Mesa power glasses! Shows a hud display and are literally indestructible. They are fused to his skull when he wants them to stay on from the power of his mind


Abe_Bettik

They also provide oxygen when he's underwater.


SoapWithRope

And morphine.


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Morphine administered


da_epic_cheese

No wonder the combine is after him, he had access to infinite drugs.


antidemn

the grunts almost couldn't take them off!


Turbogoblin999

Kleinertech


Sebmarine09

I'll use my Powerlegs^TM ! *dr.coomer jumps into the atmosphere*


MiiShroomy

This is part of my headcanon now


BelliDragon-

He's a highly trained professional.


Bailer86

He doesn't have time for this


Embarrassed-Buy9325

Prolly he doesn't need to hear all that


Repulsive_turbine899

And explain anything


Weak_Gate_5460

You know what could be better than being a highly trained professional? His glasses being augmented


SMONpl

Black Mesa Tape™


[deleted]

They came with the suit, that's why he doesn't wear a helmet, they were trying a new prototype at Black Mesa


foxman9879

Get foreign alien substances all over your face but don’t worry your eyes are fine a small little problem is the lack of protection for the rest of the face but I assure that these have been tested and deemed safe by black mesa’s standards.


RandyLahey944

Super glued to his ears


Natural_Listen193

They don't fall off because he wears a helmet


KevinFlantier

He doesn't


hhunkk

He does otherwise he would have died in half the places he was through.


Turbulent-Mango-910

Xen was perfectly breathable witnessed by the out of place scientist and all of the other life


hhunkk

Its not about oxygen, its about radiation, chemicals, bullets, heat, you know all the things he goes through before XEN


Eikdos

He doesn't, the suit doesn't come with one that we can see and you don't see him wear one in opposing force


Endermaster56

Isn't opposing force and blue shift noncanon or something?


Eikdos

According to Laidlaw himself the canon is non-canon, and both expansions are on a "canon until proven otherwise" basis, and they have yet to be disproven (he didn't say that about the expansions, that's just the general consensus)


foxman9879

There is too much things that happen in the expansions that explain things in the second game for valve to go and say there non canon


Si_Stride_Oof

They're only frames and have no lenses


NostalgiaPurposes

His HEV suit secretes it, like morphine.


RockingBib

Glasses. Administered. *pshhhht*


Badnikpanik

At the end of episode 2 they do fall off and you see him putting them back on at the end of alyx


NoBrickBoy

He used the Glue-On Gun.


Undappered

Bravo


Practical_Mulberry43

You know, that was also going to be Mr.Friendly's attack? "Knock off Gordon's glasses & the player will have blurred vision temporarily" sadly, the tech wasn't quite matured enough by the time Half-Life was released, so this feature was removed. Mr. Friendly was also supposed to eat corpses, thus, providing an in-game reason of why the bodies would disappear in game. Ohh, and... Mr. Friendly had a few more tricks, though, I'll let you read up on those yourself... *Gulps* what a terrifying creature he would have been....


foxman9879

I’m pretty sure he was also designed by a horny 13 year old boy witch tells you everything you need to know


Ring_Pop_

Not quite. Pretty sure it was Ted Backman's work.


foxman9879

I swear in half life anniversary video valve did they talked about a kid making a rough drawing or describing it or something like that then Ted improved it for the game


Esoteric_Innovations

If Gordon's story is to be believed - surviving countless shootouts, attacks, falls, and the like without ever dying or becoming severely injured - then he's extremely lucky.


save_the_tardigrades

My Gordon has died hundreds of grisly deaths :'(


foxman9879

The amount of “GRENADE”s I heard in my head wile reading that comment is very large it’s like ptsd


Timl94

Is the half life hard mode that bad? (I only played medium)


foxman9879

I played hard mode on the oculus quest port it’s not too bad but Rhodes dam grenade always get you when your not paying attention


Fearless_Exercise130

half life hard mode was alright ​ opposing force hard mode has made me scream violently at the sight of a wrench


Magnum-357

Same reason why bill's hat never falls off in L4D


Ender_15255251

He gets shot at in his skull you're worried about his glasses breaking?


foxman9879

Black Mesa™️ state of the art titanium replacement bones now available at your local government funded health care facilities


Pyro_Granie

He doesn't appear to wear glasses in the first game and in Half-Life 2 he's just black, human shaped entity


Beat_Boi_Animates

Super glue probably


c-star-pro

Is he smart?


Your_Local_Texan

He’s a highly trained professional


VinnieChengYT

gordon is actually a sentient robot, his head is just a mask


nothing225

Somebody told me that they weee screwed into his head and that’s been my headcanon since


Alien-PL

He glud dem


Duke-Countu

His helmet is on over them.


Vverial

In theory he's wearing a helmet most of the time.


foxman9879

Sadly the theory was disproven in half life alxy and also in like every half life 2 poster


Dizzy_Analyst_6447

Because it is a ficcional game


Kerflunklebunny

Super glue


Frostboi123

Krazy glue


ConcentrateTight4108

Hot glue


hypersonicracing42yt

Belt.


RedditAlt2847

Tape


piratequeenkip

it's a very strange type of headcrab that looks like a pair of glasses.


bigfatcarp93

Doable. As long as they're intact most glasses stay pretty snug even as you're moving around a lot. I wear glasses and I'm pretty active, and they're usually only at risk of falling off once they're damaged. Getting hit in the face, maybe not so much.


ELL1S-GAMING

He has turboflex glasses


MissyTheTimeLady

Because he's the Freeman.


MoarPopcorn

Background: I wear glasses, and have been involved in operations around Black Mesa. The trick is simple - you put some superglue behind your ears, and then quickly put your glasses on. Works like a charm.


foxman9879

I do the same all the time really useful in those funny little experiments were not allowed to talk about


Alex_33_Gamer

Plot convenience


grillboy_mediaman

He's built different


Logical_Teach_681

High impact reactive armour activated. Have a very safe day.


IoannesR

Cause he's Gordon Freeman, duuuuuh! /jk


Healthy_Flan_4078

Zeiss lenses, the best on the market.. Joking


s78dude

integrated body part


Otherwise-Remove4681

And don’t fog either!?


foxman9879

His entire body regulates the temperature of his glasses super heating and cooling them to ovoid all fogging


brutalorchestrafan

Your glasses vs. My glasses


ares9281

He puts it on only for th photoshoot to appear more sciency… duh!


FloydsKnee

Combine just respects that since it's uncool to punch somebody with glasses and have them broken


Thermal_Laboratories

Gordon's immense IQ level makes his brain magnetic.


Raz3rbat

Considering he was coming in to work on a day where he had to wear the hazard suit, I assume he has one of those strap things that you're supposed to put on your glasses when doing strenuous activity.


Asian_in_the_tree

He's a professional


Turbulent-Mango-910

Clearly OP does not wear glasses. Aside from getting shot at I've done all of these activities and managed to keep my glasses on. I doubt getting shot in the eyes with or without glasses would change much.


foxman9879

Wow you’ve even been to an alien planet, impressive work


Narkoman62

He’s sticky


SuperSocialMan

Very strong glue.


SneakyPhil

Nerd strap


Rogue-76

In half life 2 mmod there are scratches and smudges on his glasses that add a lot of immersion to the gameplay


[deleted]

Cause they didn’t code the game so that they could come off.


QuirkyElderberry5672

tape:)


Own_Position133

They're physically embedded in his skull


Independent_Turnip70

🌙⚡⭐**MAGIC**⭐⚡🌙🧙🏻‍♂️


Mr_Biscuits_532

maybe he's like me where his glasses are annoyingly tight and would need to be pried off with the crowbar.


Sc0rch3d_P0tat03s

Actually funny that you mention it there was a little comic drawn by one of the programmers showing Gordon complaining about his glasses being too tight and that he should get them resized soon, but yeah I assume it wasn't canon since it was just a little pencil doodle on paper. Still a neat bit of history though!


foxman9879

Gordon blinked out his sentences in Morse code if not clearly never gonna be canon


mabec

how do you type with boxing gloves on


Alissan_Web

realistic answer would be a retainer strap which feels very gordon


AdInternational4431

It’s just not a feature in the game. It’s Fake Man It’s Freaking Fake!


Baconinvader

Broke: Gordan actually wears his HEV helmet most of the time. Woke: Gordan is wearing hi-tech Black Mesa hazardous environment glasses which give him his HUD Woker: Gordan doesn't wear glasses, the Combine add them to all pictures or drawings of him to make him look more like a nerd


Dark4c1d

These are safety glasses 🕶️🤓


ufojesusreddit

Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder


BaronAtWar300

Nokia glasses, easy


Away_Job_5361

He probably glued them to his face


agrastiOs

Is he stupid?


Subject-A69

bros glasses is made from a higher material far higher from vibranium.


ishallbecomeabat

Video game


PortalWALL-E

Gordon still hasn't figured out I put superglue on the nibs of his glasses lmao


BlurrMann42

He uses the force


Andrea_otaku0

pisichs


gelsackin

he's js thuggin like that


Pokserir

Turboflex glasses 💅


Gmodman298

It's part of the HEV suit


JessiePurplewoman

They’re imbedded into his skull 


Ring_Pop_

Glue


EntranceFinancial189

I have a theory that the glasses are made by Black Mesa and are super durable and it could also provide a shield around the head and it displays a hud


lordofthegeckos

I've always been of the opinion that he wears a helmet in combat and takes it off when he's in a safe spot. The art of him without a helmet is just artistic license. There's just too much that doesn't make sense about him not wearing a helmet imo.


EbbNovel5412

Glasses stay snug on your face and really aren’t effected by jumping swimming and such, I do rock climbing and they never fall off