good sir, i must congratulate you for still being alive I surely thought that your mother would have thrown you into an industrial-grade shredder as soon as you were born
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
check if the FBI sent something in your DM.. because baby nihilanths are quit interesting to the FBI..or Black Mesa..idk what universe you live in sorry 😅
Burn it right away
Yes
no it keep it alive its most certainly gmans true form
Grill for 10 minutes, serve with BBQ sauce.
What the fucktual fuck is that fucking fing
Agree, what the fuck is that thing
I also agree what in fucking eff-u-cee-kay is the fundungkin thing?
Baby nihilanth.
Whatuck theuck fuckuck isuck thatuck fuckinguck thinguck
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It looks like a baby of the creature from Alien 3 and Nihilant.
It did
RUTABABY
Looks like a potato plant
Looks like a fungus
Nihilanth??!
FRRRREEEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAAANNNNN
The last, I am the last, I am
You are man… he is not man. For you, he waits… for you.
why is he waiting? is he stupid?
Nihilanth: (_beat_) …..…Yeeeeessssss…….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, LOVECRAFT WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! HOW DID HE KNOW?!
He’s somehow not as intimidating in person
Don't worry. It's a pic of me when I was found as a baby
good sir, i must congratulate you for still being alive I surely thought that your mother would have thrown you into an industrial-grade shredder as soon as you were born
No. That's where she stole me from
That is a strange potato
*I still have nightmares about that cat*
a pan, sliced potatoes, pinch of salt and some papikra. 15 minutes on the fire and go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
>meat on that bone. MEME ON THE BONE
Baby: part of that stew that's going
What is this Louie ass recipe
Alien Controller, just shoot it with a .357 magnum and you're good to go!
(Twice on easy mode) god damn they are tanks, or I have bad aim
bros goin nap mode 💀💀💀💀
Blawhg acting like work he worked 9-5 Blud is NOT tired💀
Blud found the minilanth
Freeeeemaaaaan
Die! You all die!
See you guys in 5 hours :)
*in a squeaky, high pitched voice* "Freeemaaaan!!"
Give it to me and the science te- I mean my private lab for research completely unrelated to black mesa east
You are man....he is not man.
Is this half life in real life???
I read this as "is this real life in half life"
If you have any yellow crystals, you should probably destroy them now
deepfry it
That's one weird potato...
Open your mind to me, Quade
is that one of the postal demons
Mf looks like it’s about to mind control a bunch of vortigaunts
I AM THE LAST
If this is the nihilanth, then that means Freeman must've been extremely tiny compared to us
...thieves, you all are thieves, you all are...
Repost hell naw
It’s a potato if anybody was wondering
Potatoes have eyes but they sure as hell don’t have nipples
I don’t believe that for a fucking second, shoot it.
comes anotherrrr
Someone here was on mushroom id subreddits lol
You guys ever played dead space? Boots Vs the flesh, let's find out.
Looks more like baby xenomorph
When I first saw it I thought of Nihilanth
Nice shot. Hate those things
Duende-lanth
ffrreeeeeeeeemaaan, waaaaaatttteeeerr meee, freeeeeeeemaan
Keep that thing away from me!
Boys! Get your crowbars NOW!
Flood infection form
He was infact not the last
FREEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!
Isn’t this the meme where they say “me looking at a world where 3 British teens didn’t find an alien in the woods in March 3rd 2024”
check if the FBI sent something in your DM.. because baby nihilanths are quit interesting to the FBI..or Black Mesa..idk what universe you live in sorry 😅
*Ew…*
Man this little guy has made it over here now? r/aliens is leaking
The Nihilanth after being obliterated by Freeman: Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTaTO!
Nice horrible potato, make sure there aren't grubs inside it.
Freeeeeeeeemaaaaan..
#CONSUME IT
omg nile ant?'
Why do I keep seeing this creature everywhere
Putthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme
Cook it and tell us what you season it with
Freeeeeemaaannnnnnnnn
Stuck some snarks in head
yeeeey it's a Baby nihilanth
Thelast IamThelast Iam thelast
The freeman must raise the vortigaunts
I was the Last of My kind.....
It got the radiations of the explosion after Opposing Force
7 hours later
C O M E S A N O T H E R
Nihilanth after getting his ass beat for the 3rd time:
i don’t care if that’s an alien or just some plant, unironically burn it
aint no way!!
FFREEEEEEMMAAAAAAAAANNNNN
That motherfucking small ass root shit looks like a Nihilanth, kill that Good, Bad, and Ugly mf
Nihilant looking ahh