Rise and shine, Mister Freeman.
Rise and shine.
Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste,
until, well,
let's just say your hour has come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
So wake up, Mister Freeman.
Wake up and smell the ashes.
Wakey wakey eggs and bacy, Mister Freeman
Wakey wakey
Not that I wish to imply you've been oversleeping enough to miss breakfast
No one is more deserving of his most important meal of the day, all the calories in the meal would have gone to waste.
Until, well
Lest just say your syrup has spilled again.
The right breakfast combo for in the wrong temperature can make all the difference in the world.
So wakey wakey, Mister Freeman
Wakey Wakey
Wake up and smell the toast
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"Don't drink the water! They put something in it, to make you forget...I don't even remember how I got here"
I sometimes wish HL2 was more gloomy, so the civvie voicelines are some of the most immersive aspects for me
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Line from a fan game: "Aw man, you cut the ponytail! ...Sellout"
Official lines: "To think.. all I used to wanna do was sell insurance.."
*Grenade thrown into window.* "SHIT"
"Hey over there!"
"STRIDEERRRRRR"
"I'd like to get my hands on the one responsible for this mess."
"Has anyone seen my coffee cup?"
"Stop asking that question."
"WOOO HOO, YEAAAAH!!"
"This would look nice in my trophy room."
I love the NPCs, this makes me wanna replay the games just for the NPCs dialogue.
Testing, testing? *clears throat* everything seems to be in order.
Alright Gordon, you suit should keep you comfortable through all of this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring that anti-mass spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.
Very good. We’ll take it from here.
Power to stage-one emitters in three, two, one… I’m seeing predictable phase arrays.
Stage-two emitters activating, now.
Gordon we cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level, nor how long the reading will take. Please work as quickly as you can.
Overhead capacitors to one oh five percent.
Uh, it’s probably not a problem- probably… but I’m seeing a small discrepancy in- well, no, it’s well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.
I’ve just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment. Look to the delivery system for your specimen.
Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen.
***KRRRZZZZZZTTSSHSHZZTT***
Gordon! Get away from the beam!
Shutting down, attempting shutdown! It’s not… I-it’s, it’s not shutting down! It’s not…
AAAAHHHHHUGGHHGUGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dr. Freeemaaan...*
I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient... for a heart to heart, but I had to wait, until your... *friends*... were otherwise occupied. Hm. There was a time they cared nothing for miss Vance, when their only experience of humanity was a *crowbar* coming at them down a steel corridor.
When I *plucked* her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when... quelling them, hm, was out of the question.
Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident that she was worth far more than the initial appraisal. That's why I must now *extract* from you some small repayment owed for your own survival.
See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keen an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... *restrictions*. Mmm. Well... Now, listen carefully, my dear. When you see your... father... relay these words: **Prepare for unforeseen consequences.**
…
\*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\* \*can't use\*
ø ø ø ø øø ø øøø ø ø
Goddamit, I can hear this sound more than the actually *can't use*
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
*clang*
Did you know that C. Lang who voiced the crowbar also voiced some of the weapons in Fate Stay Night Unlimited Bladeworks
Wait who says that in the game?
The crowbar
Oh ok. Thx for the info
*morphine administered*
I FUCKING LOVE OPIODAs
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until, well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Wakey wakey eggs and bacy, Mister Freeman Wakey wakey Not that I wish to imply you've been oversleeping enough to miss breakfast No one is more deserving of his most important meal of the day, all the calories in the meal would have gone to waste. Until, well Lest just say your syrup has spilled again. The right breakfast combo for in the wrong temperature can make all the difference in the world. So wakey wakey, Mister Freeman Wakey Wakey Wake up and smell the toast
And he spawns on a school bus. Approaching 17th Street Elementary.
You are man, he is not man. For *you* he waits... for *you*.
Who said that line?
An unused line from the Nihilanth
Oh cool.
Erm, it appears you are not a real fan BUCKO! -🤓
I'm not too into the original Half Life. I prefer HL2 and its episodes.
Freeeeeeeemaaaaaaan
Nihilanth?
Yuuuuup
About that beer I owe ya
There waiting for you...in the Test Chamberrrrrrrrr
That’s like, a zombine
*shotgun alt-fire*
Time Dr Freeman? Is it really that *time* again?
Yeah I changed the universe again. It's break *time.*
"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said FUCK YOU!"
A zombine
Got a quarter on you?
Mmmm candy...Stupid Machines! Why dont they ever seem to work. Hey uh, you wouldn't have a quarter I can borrow would ya?
\*BANG\* Doot dot doot, dOOOOOOT
Hey! I thought we were becoming friends :c
I'm not sure that's a quote in Half Life. Is it?
otis
He doesn’t need to hear all this he’s a highly trained professional
I don’t know I don’t know He’s kicking it Overwatch says stop kicking it He stopped kicking it
“ “ -Gordon
"Viscon, viscon. Range: fifty meters, bearing: twenty degrees. Go sharp."
c’mon gordon crank that thing
"Now that the.. suppression field's down.. we all have to do our PART."
Can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids? :D
Hello, Gordon!!
“Prepare for unforeseen consequences” - The Gman.
" Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer. " and " I wish I had more of these in City 10. "
Gus doesn't have any voicelines though
He does;
"Gordon, you lousy motherfucker, get your dork ass down to the test chamber or I will shove the sample up your ass!"
"blank"
Gorden Freeman, I assume.
"Screw you I'm leaving! Mein Fuher! I can valk!”
That's not from Half Life is it? And what's the context behind this quote?
It's a joke voiceline for Richard Keller from Half-Life: Decay. It's not actually used anywhere in the game, but can be found in the files.
Oh neat. You learn something new every day.
"Catch me later and I'll buy you a beer!"
Overwatch Dagger 6 One duty vacated.
Look Gordon ropes! We can use these to- help me Gordan!
"sometimes....I dream about cheese"
Pick up that can
**No \*\*\*\* off.**
A̵̢̡̡̢̮̺͓̙̳͖̗̯̜̬̩̗͚̞͔͇̫̙̹̮̣̱̯̭̝̟̥̾̀́̂̈́́̏͐̌̈́̎̕͘A̷̡̧̧̢̧̙̥͚̣̦̞̮̝͕̺̗͖͉͇̫͚͔̬̟͇̰̟̜̠̱̬̙̟̝̻̫̣̬̪̙̾̉͊͂̅̇́̊̊̐̈́͐͛͐͐̈́̎̓͌̾̄͒̅͆̀̒́̈̅̏͊͘̚͜͝͝ͅͅA̴̧̡̛̛̬̝̭̹̭͔̤͎̬̻̥̰̜͆̃͌̈̋́̽̔̉͊̿̀̉͛̒̊̉̉̔͆̍́̐̒͋̆̆̄͋́̋͐͘͝͝͝ͅͅÙ̶̧̨̮̠̩̺̟̜̇̂̀̈́̎́̈́͠U̷̧̢̦̞͇͎͙̠̞̘̣̜͙̠̘͉̫̲̟̫̻͈̿̃̾̑̓̈́̑̒̓̈͛̈́̌̈́̆̕͜͠ͅḠ̴̡̢̛͕̼͓̩͓͉̞͔͕̣̺͍̯̼̼͕̭͇̰͎̜̭̫͔̭̣̱̮̦̯̠͚̗̻̙̤̌̏̎̋̊̓͛̀͒̃̇̏̌̀̾̂́͊́̐̒̓́̕̕͘̕͜͜͠͝ͅG̵̡̛̙̗̦̱̠͍͚͕͕̠͕̗̟̼͇̙̠̦̣̘̥͕̣͙̻̜͎̞̱̺̰̟̪̟̭̾̂͆̊̊̈́̅̽͊̆̐͛͒̓̏̒̃̿̑̌̎̉̉̔̾̃͒̈́̓̉̔͒̈́́͛̌̄̍̚͘͜͜͠͠ͅͅG̶̢̢̨̡̦͚̙̹͓̳̺̱͇͈͖̯̻̖̭̼͓̜̭̯͖͆̒͂̀͑ͅḨ̵̱̈́̃̾͒͆͋́̿͑̈̽̓́͌͒͗̽̀̌̐͗͘̕̚H̴̢̢̢̡̺̲̲̦̗̙̮͉͉̣͔̮͍̲͕͈͕͉̻͖̗̙̗̖̦͉̤̙̗̤̱̟̦͉͕͊̌̏̑̋̅̏̂͑̔̆͂̽͆͑̅͐̈́̽̿̏͆̐̀̒̐͌͊͐̐͂́̈́͘̕͜͜͜͜͝H̵̢̡̡̨͚̦̲̣̪̘͔͙̳͓͕͙͍̗͓̠̐͝ͅH̴̢̧̢̡̡̧̛̛̰̥̟̟͎̤̳͙͓̗̭̪̥̩͈̺̹̻̙̺̪̪̦̝̲̦͔̪̲̖̝̯̤̘̳͔̩̼͇̔̋́̆̔͆͗̐̋̍̑͘̕̚͜H̸̠̍H̴̨̛̛̲͖͕̯̪̲͎̗͍̟͚̣̭̱̯̜̰̠̘͚̝̯̝̥̫̽̑̆̈̌̋̽̇͑̂͌̐͑͋͋͐̽̔̓́̄̌̽̋͜͠͠ͅ
An eternities repose. It brings comforting thoughts, does it not?
Oh fiddlesticks, what now?
#
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
We still don’t know to this day…
Right. Second big question - why do we all need to wear these ridiculous ties?
GORDON STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
“My vision is augmented.”
I don't remember anyone saying that in the Half Life world. Who's vision is augmented?
I thought just in general not Half-Life related since it wasn’t specified in the headline ;-). Quote is from JC Denton from Deus Ex.
ok
*silence noises*
The gluon gun
And freeman…it’s good to see you
"Sheckley!"
"Hello, Gordon Freeman, it's good to see you"
BRAGGGHH \*spit\* and Ar ar herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr booom!
"And if you see Dr.Breen, tell him I said 'f-ck you'!"
Look Gordon! Ropes!
Be adequate!
Attention, this announcement system now under military command
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About that Beer i owed you.
...
"Be. Adequate!"
#
ah, Hello Gordon!
"..." in a gasmask voice.
"we can do this Alyx. You got that, didn't you that I said we could do it cuz we're gonna do it"
Catch me later and I'll buy you a beer.
“Eeeehhhhh”
GAHD. DAMN!
pickup that can
...
You fucked up my face.
"Don't drink the water! They put something in it, to make you forget...I don't even remember how I got here" I sometimes wish HL2 was more gloomy, so the civvie voicelines are some of the most immersive aspects for me
*headcrab noises*
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Sector overrun, sector overrun, repeat, sector overrun.
You have chosen, or Been chosen
FOR GOD SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR THEYRE COMING FOR US ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT! OH MY GOD WE’RE DOOMED *dies*
Line from a fan game: "Aw man, you cut the ponytail! ...Sellout" Official lines: "To think.. all I used to wanna do was sell insurance.." *Grenade thrown into window.* "SHIT" "Hey over there!" "STRIDEERRRRRR" "I'd like to get my hands on the one responsible for this mess." "Has anyone seen my coffee cup?" "Stop asking that question." "WOOO HOO, YEAAAAH!!" "This would look nice in my trophy room." I love the NPCs, this makes me wanna replay the games just for the NPCs dialogue.
Agh! Oh no…! Ack! oooAOAH!
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Barney from black mesa
Minor lacerations detected
We are coterminous.
* silence*
Why do we always have to clean up a mess the grunts can't handle?
Testing, testing? *clears throat* everything seems to be in order. Alright Gordon, you suit should keep you comfortable through all of this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring that anti-mass spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives. Very good. We’ll take it from here. Power to stage-one emitters in three, two, one… I’m seeing predictable phase arrays. Stage-two emitters activating, now. Gordon we cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level, nor how long the reading will take. Please work as quickly as you can. Overhead capacitors to one oh five percent. Uh, it’s probably not a problem- probably… but I’m seeing a small discrepancy in- well, no, it’s well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence. I’ve just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment. Look to the delivery system for your specimen. Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen. ***KRRRZZZZZZTTSSHSHZZTT*** Gordon! Get away from the beam! Shutting down, attempting shutdown! It’s not… I-it’s, it’s not shutting down! It’s not… AAAAHHHHHUGGHHGUGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"..." -Gordon Freeman
Oh fidelsticks
“Hmmm. A Combine zombie. That’s, that’s like a… a… Zombine! Right? Heh... Zombine, get it? Heh… ehhhh…” Her joke being met with deafening silence lol
"EehHh"
“Close your eyes honey”
Gordon! Man am I glad to see you, what are these things? And why are they wearing science team uniforms?
#
You fucked up my face
"Morphine administred
“He’s a highly trained professional”
"HAHAHAHAHA UGHAHAH
"Heeeeh" -Eli Vance " " -Gordon Freeman "Have you seen my glasses?" -Scientist with glasses on "Gordon, you're pissing me off >:(" -Barney Calhoon "Don't worry, I won't look ;)" -Alyx Vance "Ğöřďòņ, ťħăț ďřōpşħǐp‘ś çømıňġ řįğħť főř ūś" "HÙÆÀÆĀĂĄÂÅÄĂÅĄÃ" -Colonel Odessa
GALUNGA
Hey Gordon it's me, Black Mesa, from Barney
I'm Gordon Freeman and I'm going to Half your Life
climb up and START the RO-torsssS
*Dr. Freeemaaan...* I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient... for a heart to heart, but I had to wait, until your... *friends*... were otherwise occupied. Hm. There was a time they cared nothing for miss Vance, when their only experience of humanity was a *crowbar* coming at them down a steel corridor. When I *plucked* her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when... quelling them, hm, was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident that she was worth far more than the initial appraisal. That's why I must now *extract* from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Dr. Freeman. I wish I could do more than keen an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... *restrictions*. Mmm. Well... Now, listen carefully, my dear. When you see your... father... relay these words: **Prepare for unforeseen consequences.**