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The_halo_2_Gravemind

I'm......me?


Bright69420

You are us


Hexi_Peximal

*our* gravemind


p0l4r1

Monument of our sins


swag_mesiah

Oh my god


SadMcNomuscle

So uhhh when are you gonna legalize nuclear bombs?


swag_mesiah

Soon


LCDRformat

Long have you listened... through memes and images and reposts. Now you will comment, and we will listen!


NotAHunterMain

A monument to all of our sins


Ok_Temperature166

._. it's ok


LoathedGenerationZ

Its still the same šŸ™ƒ


[deleted]

I have a job


LuigiTheGuyy

You are *for* jobs


Arbiter1171

Oh my yes. Roided-out kidnapped soldier alien boi


Malodorous_Otis

It stinks


Starchaser_WoF

I'm a dragon now


QuestionableClay

Unfair


MoConnors

Is that an OC Nightwing Iā€™m guessing?


Starchaser_WoF

Yes


redisno

British


watersmellonfellon

I'm a fruit scented thief


bio_prime

Rightful ruler to Cybertron, as a toa with the matrix.


peggingwithkokomi69

My life has been fulfilled


Berserker-Predator10

Fuck yeah. I'm a Yautja.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah Iā€™m part of my own creationā€™s supersoldiers


Morgan_Eryylin

Same here


abject049

well I guess I know what Iā€™m doing for the rest of my life now lol


[deleted]

itā€™s okay


Sergeant_Swiss24

https://preview.redd.it/hmp8pqeaj0jc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43652a662ff51d64c91ac225c1c2b9e8df7ac6a I donā€™t wanna be in the army


SomeHalfPolishDude

Broā€¦SWISSā€¦you would Never See active Duty


Sergeant_Swiss24

Cheese


eagleOfBrittany

Welp time to reconquer half of France from the british


Ranger-Adept2536

Uhh, idk man


Lightish-Red-Ronin

Big lightish red robot


C0v3t0usCr0wn

A usurper to the throne.


Gymrat0321

I'm a skaven machine gunner in a gymnasium?


Zyacon16

the fuck am I then?


Which-Past1071

im the king of russia then


YhormBIGGiant

Well. Im taller now, and now some gremlin wants me to go back to a throne that burned me pretty bad.


That_sane_kreige89

Oh fuck no/yeah


Hentai_For_Life

Hehehehe


Inductivegrunt9

I'm a Grunt... Not sure how I'd fair as one though. Might throw in my lot with the Swords of Sanghelios and fight for a just cause.


Borttheattorney

This sucks this is nothing like Ace Attorney


OOFIE117

I don't even know bro šŸ’€


Boiled-Toast117

Uh oh


FlamingPhoenix2003

Well shit... I am now constantly on fire. Hopefully, things won't get worse... right? RIGHT?!?!


TheBlackTemplar125

Kicking ass as a space marine


GunnerySgtBuck

Well well well...


joebobskinnyarms

I believe I'm rather frail


owShAd0w

Ill be lurking as the shadows


Sinnerwithagun117

Iā€™m already my username


soulofcinder654

Plin plin plong


potato_bagel06

Bagel


Multiplexbug117

Bug.


Tron_Livesx

Im in the grid


RevolutionaryFig8543

The government stands no chance


personguy4

I donā€™t change at all


Blue_bird9797

Birb


The_Suited_Lizard

Lizard


RemixedZorua

I'm fine with this


A_Tasty_Stag

uhhhhh..


TheRoxanneWolfExpert

Nothing changed


sleepiestslowpoke

So... Tired...


Frequent-Ruin8509

Well I'd like to think I bring ruin to my enemies, but given my average KDA....


Captain_Colonizer

No more 4th July celebrations for you, America


BustyBraixen

I'll be making bank on twitch and/or onlyfans


brehemerm52

Iā€™m a bum with a bad attitude in the Arcata Square in Humboldt, CA


CrouchJumpingnoob

Thank god for clamber


Dramatic-Classroom14

Gamer tag: Iā€™ll be a really good tactical commander who is related to British Royalty Reddit tag: Iā€™m a school building.


RandomStormtrooper11

I feel the urge to fail to recognize the droids I'm looking for...


[deleted]

I'm just a very nice bug


Mac_gun_mav

I'm a mass accelerator cannon


IliterateLawyer

Fuck- Im Saul Goodman


For-Prospero

Well, I either become a dead world or become someone from Prospero. Rather like the latter myself, because it maybe doesnā€™t fuck the earth up (mostly).


Jimmys-Mom-420

Carl Wheezer loves me


Square-Pipe7679

Help


ManPerson946

Nothing changed


Mechanical-Knight

Honorable


Thecourierisback

IVE GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE


V0YDL

"Now that I am Undead, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn, to seek my very own sun!"


LightningFerret04

Bzzzt


the_shortbus_

#Uhā€¦


Nesayas1234

I'm still me, but now there's *counting* 1, 2, 3...4 or something. Is it 4 of me? Is it 4 of something I have? 4 of something about me?


TheSurvivor118

Welp, Iā€™m surviving


CT_2685

Time to serve the Republicā€¦


DownrangeCash2

Finally, money


Aaquin

Spartan Aaquin-979 reporting for duty


MoConnors

Thereā€™s more of me


LuigiTheGuyy

Mario, I need help, I'm a guy, not a man anymore


Reddit_Accunt

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


matheusGC

Damnit, i didnt change


EchoOfTheCouncil

I'm a weird ass eldritch god


PopePalpy

I am now either the galactic emperor, or the pope, maybe both I am not sure


fentown

The same


Blahaj_IK

Now it'll be true


[deleted]

I would have saved the world because I would be the only one


Halogamer093

I'm the same


Jangofett50002

I'm cool now šŸ˜Ž


TheAngryElite

RAAAAAA *ignites energy sword*


FBI_Agent_TurdTester

![gif](giphy|KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz)


Edward_Kissoondath

Ummm seems like i will stay as me


indoraptor769

*laughs with evil intentions*


idiotic__gamer

... Yeah, I feel exactly the same.


TheL0neWarden

Ayy I get cool Warden armor from For Honor


Idiot1670

The same


domino12333344

So now Iā€™m domino the destitute


Hawkwood315

Gives me conniptions...


PhoenixLordd

Uhhh?


[deleted]

An insane fruit.


DerpenkampfwagenVIII

Tank


SweetLikeHoney1313

Iā€™m either really nice or taste nice so eh


Daft_kunt24

Bruh


TheCoolCleric

I am just a guy running around healing and loving a God. Everybody loves me. Life is awesome.


Tarsurion

I guess I'm a NumƩnorean King.


nemesisprime1984

https://preview.redd.it/3mss3gu001jc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593705e7662a0d5fb029c2dba3580190cf926d9a


Opening_Store_6452

I AM CAPITALISM


Porkchop4u

Soā€¦would you like me now or later?


Diavolo_79

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK https://preview.redd.it/i9a2cf2r21jc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113e61457b14ecd3c51b8f52f85d6976241f5c71 **F U C K**


UnknownFirebrand

Nobody knows who I am, yet they can't ignore me.


odybean

I am bean.


TheFamilyChimp

I'm me, but better.


Telykos

No complaints here


Dovakiin04

A dragon slayer


Porsche_Tiger

I guess I'm a failure now?


godzilla-earth

OHHH YEAH, BIG LIZARD LETTUCE TIME!


GhillieThumper

I guess I just become the red guy from DHMIS but instead of being red I have a ghillie suit


ScoutTrooper747

War


eat-that-cat-44

Uhhhhhhhg


Nightmare-datboi

I fucking love unicycles


[deleted]

Round 2 Australia!


MyDickKilledEpstein

Im a hero


DrakoDragon42

I'm a draagon.


Cultureddesert

I cease to be sentient and a new ecological disaster occurs in the southern US as millions of tons of sand appears on top of everything.


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

I survived Frontiers... Titans fell.


Just_A_Spooky_Dood

Iā€™m probably still me, but like, as a skeleton.


VulgarButFluent

Exactly the same


Darth_Neek

Mutha fuckin sith lord


Vien-Nicaaee

Sangheili, i will take it


Lukostrelec17

I am an archer. I get to know how to use a bow.


cishet-camel-fucker

Unchanged.


RedvsBlue_what_if

"You ever wonder why we're here" *Dick Simmons -red vs blue ep 1*


Hexi_Peximal

Third viral sibling in *Reboot*...I mean a gal could dream.


someone_probably9

Nothing changed probably


D1wh0kn0cks

I need to cook


SR1_Normandy

My old, original account before Reddit decided it didnā€™t like the Mass Effect hate it participated in would have been a Spartan II (MasterHall117), now I am THE SR1 Normandy


Pink_of_Floyd

Huh šŸŽø


RNG_pickle

Very dilly


Yourrunofthemillfox

Fox, now it never said what fox so Iā€™m the missile heading for that Banshees ass


ArkahdOfSprites

Must have been the wind


TenWholeBees

I went from some drone, working all the time to ten drones working all the time but now my work actually is for the betterment of my new hive society rather than all my work only helping my boss


[deleted]

The wrong spartan in the right place can make all the difference.


BulletBill_359

Huh


EightDread10203

..... wish you were here


EightDread10203

I'm eight.....and dreadful, i guess????


literal_god

:)


RyuzakiL117

Iā€™m both the worldā€™s smartest detective and John Halo


lilk4zu

I'm getting blown


Sangheilios372

Depends on whether or not the Created do strip mining


fflaminscorpion

Simple hunting prey and not having to worry about making money


DangerousRegion4568

Nothing changed..... What did you expect me to say something funny?


quiet-map-drawer

I draw maps and keep to myself


Subject-Highway1393

I could tell yah which route to take. Hmmmm....


BleepBloopRobo

Beep boop


FrogGladiators178972

Dafuq?


YeBobbumMann

I creepy up in Bobbum Van, filled wif equipmonk for gweat gwief to making at you underneaf.


IllBreadfruit3985

ā€œThis where the fun beginsā€


TheMoistReaper99

Iā€™m cumming for all of you


snowrunnerforlife

Cold


a_random_muffin

I'm delicious now Somebody better fucking eat me **right now**, i don't wanna end up like the asdfmovie muffin that just can't die!


SrgtDonut

it's lightish red, look at it


cabage-but-its-lettu

Cabbage and lettuce what can I say


ImVeryUnimaginative

It's the same.


PuertoRicanRebel2025

I'm evolved Godzilla now, life is pretty good when you're King of the Monsters


meatslapjack

Iā€™m scared of which way this can go


LlamaThatHasArmour

What sound does like a llama make? "Baaaaaa" wait that's a goat. Or do they also bleat?


mikeflu

I'm so sick


SturmTruppen1917

https://preview.redd.it/c7x59ce3r1jc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd549551537f2a47a0894aff06a3684502fe463 An der Westfront ist alles in Ordnung (hoffe ich)


superhornet_118

I am plane


Trumps_toupe99

I don't exist which is accurate


Enough_Discount2621

...it's enough


BannHammer69

The banning and bonking shall commence!


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Well, at least I havenā€™t changed.


Southern-Wafer-6375

Uhh slutty southern woman


TheNorthSnow

I'm..... Free


Deep_In_The_Water

I'm fucked


Skeledude157

NYEH HEH HEH


seranarosesheer332

OH SHIT IM A VAMPIRE


Skythe_C_Annur

I'm me but fuzzier


NoOpportunity4193

Hmm


RealRedditPerson

I'm stuck here with you people


NonconsensualFlex

Time to MOG Biden


Lil-Kid-Lover69

Oh No.....


bigbootyhoesileik

:)


A_Type-46_ISV

Can someone please drive me


UncantainedSheal

I am a seal that has removed from containment


Specialist-Fan-9656

I am Ore