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ScrotieMcP

Of course they took him home. The pound won't accept your children, I tried.


Frosty_and_Jazz

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NoAd1562

Did you try telling them they weren't your children. They followed you home from work but unfortunately your wife is allergic to children.


professorstrunk

That is the most hippo-looking house hippo ever.


Dangerous-Feature376

Well you're definitely Canadia or has that little gem traveled the world


No-Customer-2266

Ha! Im Canadian. I forgot that was a Canadian commercial . I think itā€™s made itā€™s way around the world. I see it online all the time. Curious if the commenter is now.


Solanthas

I forgot too lol


TikaPants

r/velvethippos


TikaPants

God, I just rewatched this wide awake and it hurts how cute this dog is. HALP


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Poor dog just wagging his tail happy, Iā€™m tearing up šŸ„² wish every dog had a warm bed and home ā¤ļøšŸ˜­


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I know thatā€™s the hard part not taking them all home


overworkedpnw

What a cute lil potato


Rozukimaru

And the dog is pretty cute too!


BackendSpecialist

I refuse to believe they didnā€™t. I donā€™t need those bad vibes in my life. This is a match made in heaven :)


clckwrks

Theres another video with that same dog in the same little space so don't think so. These lot got their little video and left


BackendSpecialist

Nope. Youā€™re lying.


stockmarketscam-617

O no, thatā€™s horrible to just tease the poor little doggo like that. The dog looks like a pug and bulldog mix.


AlwaysJeepin

I came here to say this. I am choosing to believe they tool that baby home with their other baby! Two peas!


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Very cute, but so many health issues. Sweet little inbred potato.


Goudinho99

Any opinions on the dog?


[deleted]

I laughed out loud for reals, nice one.


FatDesdemona

Yeah, this looks innbred, overbred, etc. It's adorable, but it breaks my heart to see a poor dog look like that.


Ok-Letterhead4601

The amount of omg Iā€™m taking you home is off the charts. The kiddo is cute, but errrmyyygerrd that dog!


HumbleAd1317

Sweetest thing I've ever seen.


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mosquito_motel

Just leave the sub


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thewarrenhart

Sure, cause making offensive jokes on sincere content TOTALLY stops those things from happening. Keep it up, dipshit. /S


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Squizei

ā€œitā€™s only offensive because it offended someoneā€ thank you Oxford English yet another person who is blatantly racist or -phobic of some kind yet claims the awful thing they just said is a ā€œjokeā€ when not surrounded by people like them


thewarrenhart

It's not your 'joke' that offended me. It's your logic that it's okay to be an ass because there are worse things out there. The reality is that you're just an ass.


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anonerble

Eh, I just made a joke. You're the one that's gone mental


Emalina1221

Nobody likes your jokes now read the room


Rudas93

This poor dog is a crime against nature


blac_sheep90

At least it can be loved before it passes away.


pampamspampams

an expensive one at that!


1000LivesBeforeIDie

That dog is so fucking nervous


Shrowden

Yeah, the fast tail and lip licking would typically mean that, but he's going out of his enclosure to say hi. He's nervous but courageous and happy


1000LivesBeforeIDie

Yeah, I just wouldnā€™t have a kid alone be the closest human to him. Maybe an adult who can read dog body language and encourage him to meet a child when heā€™s ready Bullies are some of the absolute sweetest hearts. But not fair to make a child and a dog meet under these circumstances in this manner


georgethebarbarian

I mean hey I would be too


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Kalekuda

I sincerely hope not, but from what an asian guy said back in college when he saw a picture of somebody's golden retreiver, I wouldn't bet against it...


Blue-lady1123

I hope they took that fur baby home


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I have a Staffordshire bull terrier that has the same demeanour around kids. Sheā€™s tiny though compared to this monster!


Shrowden

This one definitely looks like staffy/terrier/chow mix of some kind. I'm not very familiar with less popular Chinese breeds in America


fillmorecounty

It's one of those "micro bully" designer dog "breeds". They're usually super inbred and have a ton of health problems. Poor little guy is going to have a lifetime of joint pain.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s exactly what I thought. I was thinking yikes someone has done something untoward to this poor dog


IndyWaWa

That is a swanky ass dog pound.


Item-Proud

Even the dog thought the kid was cute. This will be a great home


Dangerous-March-4411

If I didnā€™t travel for work I would love to take this little potato home with me. It wouldnā€™t be fair to potato


ElderSkyrim

I want that dog


Portia_Potty1

I want that doggy for myself šŸ˜


crinkledcu91

A walking recessive gene. Good job folks


adinfinitum

ā€œLet me put my babyā€™s face right next to this unfamiliar dog whose breed spectrum is well know for sudden, unprovoked maulingsā€. Lovely parenting.


the_man_in_the_box

Yeah, no matter the breed, and no matter how friendly they seem, Iā€™d probably never let my child near an unfamiliar shelter dog. Hopefully this video is them picking up the family dog from boarding or something.


Mrs0Murder

Yeah video's cute but that made me so uncomfortable. Doesn't matter what dog, a pit or a chi, don't put your face in front of it, *especially* if you never met them. Dog's can be uncomfortable too, and not everyone can read the signs. Also, a bit more for you, don't pat a dog's head when first greeting them. It can freak them out. If you're greeting a dog especially for the first time, close your fist and hold it out for them to approach with your hand being dog chin height or lower. Let's them be more comfortable approaching with the added bonus that if they end up biting they're not getting the meat of your hand.


almostmedieval

Not the smartest parenting over there.


VixenFactor

I agree completely. I just saw a site that showed kids and adults being attacked in the dog shelter. In the shelter! Awful. The shelter doesn't always know the truth about a dog's temperment. The same site had people saying they had their dog for years and all of a sudden it attacked someone in the family. There are so many pictures of people with horribly bitten faces, some are infants and toddlers.


ewarusen

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/Tvz8ouTYlH This was the next thing I scrolled down to šŸ˜«


adinfinitum

Exactly. You donā€™t have to look too hard to run head first into the next horror story.


Bolts0806

thatā€™s not the breed of dog youā€™re thinking of. you should do more research


Datruyugo

This man right here, donā€™t listen to him.Look at the face, look at the jam, it may not be a pure pitbull but itā€™s got enough of it in it


adinfinitum

Nice try


Bolts0806

itā€™s literally a fact. you need to do more research. this version of breed is not like other breeds. anyone with any actual research history knows this. youā€™re grouping dog breeds together and you think you arenā€™t. do more research


adinfinitum

Let me help you with that: https://www.dogsbite.org/dangerous-dogs-pit-bull-faq.php ā€œThe legal definition of a pit bull is a class of dogs that includes several breeds: American pit bull terrier, American Staffordshire terrier, Staffordshire bull terrier and any other pure bred or mixed breed dog that is a combination of these dogs. Progressive legislation also includes the American bulldog,1 a related breed that shares the same blood sport heritage of bull-baiting. In 1999, the United Kennel Club became the only major kennel club that recognizes the American bulldog.ā€


Bolts0806

again just proving my point youā€™re grouping breeds together. we can go back and forth but ultimately you are misidentifying a breed. iā€™m trying to help you at least be more accurate in your ignorance


adinfinitum

So let me get this straight. To you, this is not a pit mix or a bully breed? At least your raging ignorance is obvious!


Bolts0806

dogs have different behaviors depending on their mixes. the fact is nothing i say or put in front of you will change your mind about the breed youā€™ve already proven that. iā€™m just telling you do more research because you clearly only have bias in your mind and donā€™t know the difference between dog breeds.


What_Yr_Is_IT

It looks like itā€™s god Doberman coloring, Pit bull and english bulldog stature and face features Plus the ears are cropped, thatā€™s a big red flag šŸš© for me. But the dog is cross bred between at least 3 different types of dogs


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adinfinitum

Pits and pit mixes are responsible for over 68% of fatal attacks over the past 5 years. All bad owners, eh? You pit nutters are literally ruining the reputation of dogs in general with your rational somersaults. These murder beasts will be banned, mark my words. My critical thinking skills are stellar, just like my grasp on readily available statistics.


MattalliSI

Good job. They deleted all their posts after their loss set in. I was going to copy some of his wordsmithing words like "exponential statistics" or whatever that nonsense was.


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adinfinitum

You think 68% of dogs owned in the US are pits or pit mixes? LOL


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Dubbmeister936

That's not a pit bull though. They bred all of that out. This is an Exotic Bully. Mfs won't chase a cat.


Shrowden

Correlation DOES NOT = causation. "pits" are not aggressive dogs by nature. It's no surprise that the people who often own these dogs pick them due to the social concepts behind them, but I have never seen a pitbull (staffy, american pit terrier, etc.) act out unless taught to do so by the owners or environment it's in. I'm a dog trainer. As such, I wouldn't suggest going face to face with any dog you don't know, but I hate hearing how "pitbulls are the devil."


adinfinitum

Really bad at statistics and living in a dungeon? Iā€™m trying to fathom your obvious ignorance. No one is correlating squat here, weā€™re simply referencing data.


Shrowden

That data is correlational, not experimental... No one is alluding to experimental pitbull aggression data, but rather, statistics collection and finding connections. Guess what else shares correlational data, ice cream sales and violent crime. I gUeSs IcE cReAm Is ViOlEnT You really just said the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet today. That's a new low.


adinfinitum

Let me help you: dogs with pit in them are mauling living things at an alarming rate and we have ample data to back up this assertion. In your mind, whatā€™s really going on? Theyā€™re only blaming the pits bc they happened to be nearby? If you really loved dogs, youā€™d be trying to get these bred-for-murder beasts off the earth instead of trying to refute data that could save lives.


rookv

Pitnutters are incapable of critical thinking or debating. They will run you around in circles about completely nonsensical arguments (like, where'd that ice cream bs come from??) until they get tired at which point you'll be declared a doggy racist and blocked. I wouldn't waste my breath.


Shrowden

The data that's being referred to is CORRELATIONAL data, which does not account for other variables. It's the same data that justifies hate against black communities because of FBI statistics. Just because two things coincide, doesn't mean one causes the other. Ice cream sales and violent crime rise have a highly positive correlation together. It doesn't mean ice cream causes violent crime. It's just summer. I'm sorry you people are actually too dumb or haven't taken a college level science/stats class to know/learn this.


rookv

>black communities There it is. Black people aren't dogs you dumbass. Why is it you pitnutters always bring them up when the subject is these dogs?


Shrowden

It's not the subject of the argument I'm evaluating. It's how the argument is formed that is comparable. You're too dumb to know. You just want to name call and see what you want in my text, because you KNOW you know more than experts.


Shrowden

You're speaking to an expert. Who are you? I just talked about how your data is faulty because there are other factors at play, but all you can do is name-call. You're not worth my time.


adinfinitum

The only thing youā€™re an ā€œexpertā€ at is regurgitating pit lobby talking points.


Shrowden

I bet you quote violent crime rates in black communities to justify your racism. You're making the exact same argument.


adinfinitum

Iā€™m a raging liberal and a serious proponent of human rights that despises the criminal justice system. Got anything else?


Shrowden

Then revise your argument, because you're playing jump rope with the fence.


Dani_Darko123

who els wants a turn posting this videoā€¦hands up


FAmos

i hope they realize how big that Hippo is going to get


MineSignificant9450

So adorable! The dog is definitely a gentle and loving animal. TAKE HIM HOME!!


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Doggo looks like a Muppet.šŸ’•


Almyar

Ugh. Iā€™d give you a good home buddy, regardless of your health issues.


captainspacetraveler

What a sweet little meaty boy.


almostmedieval

Wouldn't doubt "meaty" was why they were interested in buying.


groovygranny71

What a beautiful chonky spudato.


NTR-kouhai69

Dog named Planet Destroyer:


SpinyAutotroph

So ugly heā€™s cute.


Lycaon125

Hes not ugly, hes handsome


Scottibell

Theyā€™re both so cute!! Hopefully theyā€™re BFFs now. šŸ„°šŸ„°


Sea_Detail_8751

Dog's face and eyes exude beneficence. What an expressive look.


choco-chic

So adorable


Adept_Error6339

He just wants to lick that face so bad! I hope they did adopt him!


queenofthedogpark

That is the cutest dog


ChannelSurfingHero

What an absolute sweetheart! I would of fallen in love on the spot & taken him home! If he hasnā€™t been adopted, I want him!


keeptryingyoucantwin

Its smiling because it found the next toddler meal


Hmmmm-curious

I love this hippo-dog hybrid. Such a sweet face.


fatwap

pitpull named devourer of souls:


Lycaon125

Thats a american bully my dude


fatwap

thats a joke my dude


Trenmonstrr

You think thatā€™s a pitbull?


fatwap

i think that its cute


FreewayFreeplay

That dog reminds me of the baby from Dinosaurs.


TikaPants

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MincedFrenchfries

[Woola](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=f0d8b6dbc2182cd0&sxsrf=ACQVn0-54KTOgixHm_J2js0lXMMi3L-AOQ:1708164594499&q=alien+dog+from+john+carter&uds=AMwkrPtUqLqw4Ft1Rdt4e9ICdA9pKhEuPNbrc-zRUm0pApYJaH-9uWxJV-UkZIacQHF5UWj7YfDuYfho75WLyVUSdZGYbkN0mM55f9H8t68EUduFe_YkcrIkZ8Ot_Ksqkdv5HxYCoh9n&udm=2&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB1v3-kLKEAxVw4ckDHbNDBfgQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=388&bih=762&dpr=2.79#vhid=ewhn3chfDBrZkM&vssid=global)


TitoAndTheBurritos

Mini r/velvethippos making a friend!


thesmilingmercenary

Such a chonky face!


GomeyBlueRock

Short chubby bros unite


I_Fart_Happiness

He was just picking out the flavor for dinner


pjgreenwald

r/petthedamndog


JollyWolverine300

Yuppers, they exchanged the kid for the doggo!


Datruyugo

Dogs happy heā€™s be able to bite the kids face soon


TrifleHopeful6652

I bet the kid bites the dog first... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/yulin-dog-meat-festival-explainer-what-is-it-when-start-banned-controversy-a8410426.html


Datruyugo

What makes you think that this in Yulin? A city the size of 3.5k square km in a country the size of over 9 million sq km?


TrifleHopeful6652

What makes you think they won't be flying to Yulin with that dog in June..?


Datruyugo

Thatā€™d be pretty far fetched manā€¦you gotta realize that? Iā€™m not defending pet eating, Iā€™m just saying itā€™s very very very highly unlikely that this is that and this is not the hill to die on just so that an internet stranger proved you probably wrong


TrifleHopeful6652

Those people only consume 10 to 20 million dogs a year.... You might be right, that one might be lucky. You should read the articles before you question the facts I stated.


TrifleHopeful6652

All I'm saying is that animal shelters around the world should be very cautious when people from China, or several African countries come in looking to "adopt" a meaty little pup. There are numerous news articles and YouTube videos showing African dogs being rescued that prove I'm right.


hombre_bu

Pretty sure they took the kid back home.


KAGY823

Me too!


TrifleHopeful6652

Only 9,999 to go...... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/yulin-dog-meat-festival-explainer-what-is-it-when-start-banned-controversy-a8410426.html


KYK0G

Dog named world devourer:


Tr3v0r007

Look ik there r good boys and girls of this breedā€¦ but I really wish we had something that required a person to train these dogs like as in its law to train them. Of course I donā€™t want them to die this one looks sweet but I want something like a license or ur required to have the dog training. Just something to reduce the assholes that doing things like use these breeds for dog fights which make them aggressive.


Trikeree

What breed is this amazing little doggo?


tyrom22

Itā€™s probably a mix between an English bulldog and a staffishire terrier or another Pittbull breed Iā€™m basing this on its short muzzle (from the bulldog) and itā€™s muscular build and bulbous cranium (pitbull)


ewedirtyh00r

Pocket pittie. Over bred, respiratory issues, bone density issues, digestive issues, birthing issues. We need to stop over breeding.


tyrom22

Agreed, poor thing is going to have a short hard life


Lycaon125

Its a american bully


Luna-Honey

I really hope not


splatdyr

Arenā€™t you just a bottle of sunshine.


Unregistered_Davion

I hope you step on a lego everyday for the rest of your life for this.


ewedirtyh00r

Why?


Lycaon125

Because they're a idiot who thinks pitbulls and dogs of similar appearances don't deserve love because of dog stereotypes


ewedirtyh00r

Yea I just wanted to hear them explain it. I kind of get a kick out of making assholes outline why they're assholes and where.


KevinAcommon_Name

My neighbor has a dog similar to this but steel grey and more like a pitbull face sweet baby loves belly rubs


TrifleHopeful6652

I hope he doesn't end up at the festival this summer... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival


TheMysteriousEmu

Please name it "Baby-Mauler 6000" and not "Sprinkles"


babycrowitch

What kind of parent lets their kid this close to a dog like this? I hope the dog eats the dad.


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almostmedieval

Lunar New Year feast.


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devildog0806

They took him home to eat him šŸ„²


eye8theworm

That dogs name better be Woola https://images.app.goo.gl/bruozrHm3tLoRVo26


Tiny_Ear_61

u/Then_Big_9524


Weirdepicgame101

What kind of dog is this


the_squee

An overweight Pitbull.


mother-of-bees

That dog looks like the brain bug from starship troopers lmao. I always thought it was so cute lol


Dubbmeister936

That dog is worth some money.


stowaway36

Bots gonna post this to death


karlat95

I hope they took him home too. Sweet baby!ā¤ļø


pappy925

I hope they donā€™t wok the dog.