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Nick_mkx

In Croc society, this is considered a dick move


ExpressiveAnalGland

stubby agrees *"quit calling me that guys!"*


ElverGonn

What about in Hey Dude society?


BrockN

*Really Jeff?*


DarkBill59551

I seen many of those vids but I always wondered why it never bleed ? Bro got his arm ripped off and he doesn’t care much nor bleed


404nocreativusername

Reptiles, thanks to their cold blooded nature have the innate ability to cut off circulation to limbs in the case of amputation. Chances are, the croc will go on living with only the smallest of inconvenience. They're also highly resistant to infection.


Peejay22

I would love to know how it works in brain, like: "oh my limb is gone, shut the valves, this is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill!"


404nocreativusername

Thatd be attributing a subconscious function too much credit. In the vital time it would take for a procedure like that to be activated severe bloodless would make it possibly too slow. It's very much just a function cold blooded bodies have, an advantage to the tradeoffs. It's like you saying breathing automatically is something you (always) do manually. Crocodilians for example have to breath manually, meaning they arent ever completely unconscious. They're killing machines by instinct, they've barely changed for hundreds of millions of years and there are many reasons for that.


CantingBinkie

I wonder how do they know that crocodiles breathe consciously/manually?


ExpressiveAnalGland

*same was as dolphins!*


boltactionmike

So can vets or animal control not sedate a croc without it dying?


dogface47

This guy crocs.


Vreas

Lizard brain: no thought, only survive


helphunting

I think it's more of a biological thing where the blood vessels contract and collapse quickly. I don't think there is a value that has a mussel that closes off the blood flow.


_eg0_

Just want to point that not all reptiles are cold blooded. In fact more living species of the crown group of reptiles are warm blooded than cold blooded. Even crocs are only secundarily cold blooded. Meaning their ancestors weren't cold blooded.


Manospondylus_gigas

Yeah, birds and crocs are both archosaurs which are mainly ancestrally mesothermic or endothermic.


_eg0_

Ancestral Mesotherms based on recent bone histology studies. Or in other words, like tegus, they could create their own body heat but didn't have a "fixed" body temperature.


Preparation-Logical

Damn, that's amazing that how they can turn missing limbs into small conveniences


404nocreativusername

Grammar but going along with it, that other croc got a convenient snack.


Preparation-Logical

Holup, you can't claim "going along with it" credit when your comment has been corrected.. My reply's been done dirty! Shenanigans, that's what this is!


Vreas

God they’re apex as fuck no wonder archer was terrified of them


pargofan

Small inconvenience? He can’t walk straight. Everything is with a limp.


Not_MrNice

> the croc will go on living with only the smallest of convenience ...You mean inconvenience?


404nocreativusername

I did, I wasn't really watching the grammar of what I wrote, it was late.


SchwiftedMetal

It’s only a flesh wound!


whhe11

Alot of predators have well evolved clothing, safer break-off points, heart rate/BP decreasing, local vasoconstriction or other similar adaptations for injuries if intraspecies violence is common in their behavior.


copa111

And always seem like it’s a just nuisance, but not like they just had a traumatic life changing accident…


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

He ain’t got time to bleed


Vreas

Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama Tick


BPKofficial

I went up to my girlfriend's the other day and I said "You know, I'd like to get a little p*ssy" and she said "Me too, mines as big as a house!".


judyd03

You know, she wanted a little one, because hers.....


BPKofficial

Was as big as a house?


Vreas

That’s a real nasty habit ya got there


tekno_hermit

Sergeant Slaughter approves this message


pigsinatrenchcoat

Because dinosaurs


skykingjustin

If you loose a arm you want it pulled off not sliced. Because the veins are stretch and self close from the stretching.


beirizzle

The way it looks over after like "what the fuck dude"


RandomLoLs

IKR?! He's just like - "I cant belive you have done this! ..... You know she throws a meat to all of us right?" D: ![gif](giphy|KKvzSrNA63EIUA7EBF|downsized)


pigsinatrenchcoat

![gif](giphy|yRZ4kANrY2sGTVonyW|downsized)


cdimez

The look he gives at the end like "really, Bob? My arm? That's what how today is gonna go?"


TECFO

This section make me think of the youtube section where i've saw this video


SeoulGalmegi

Bro doesn't even look that pissed off.


Familiar-Witness-943

Just disappointed.


Batbuckleyourpants

"Really Carl, really?"


CrackedCoffecup

No, but the offending croc looks guilty as Hell... He can't even look him in the eye after that. 🐊💬 - "Yeah, I know, Dave... I just heard something land in that vicinity, and I was hungry... Plus, you smell different today : I didn't know that was you."


Legacy79

Are they blind? Just really bad depth perception? The one “near” the fish was acting like he got it and was no where near it


Drounsley

They’re like a bunch of sensitive mouse traps.


pigsinatrenchcoat

Why is this so funny and incredibly accurate lol


brollyaintstupid

natural instinct i believe.


Legacy79

On further examination it looks like maybe the sun could be playing a role?


brollyaintstupid

idk really, i have never been with a crocodile. but with my judgement of the animals i have saw in the wild, most of these acts are just natural instinct. you may be righ but crocs eyes arent that bad to not be able to differenciate between whats food and whats another croc limb


Cooshtie

It was a misinput, MISINPUT YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!


TJWinstonQuinzel

Ah yes because throwing a single piece of flesh in there for more than 3 crocs is perfect


Haydenbarcellhoe

![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized)


fadufadu

Yeah there’s certainly a better way to feed them. This seems like a chode move.


Opposite_Classic7981

Thanks for helping us understand that Coyote Peterson.


Dragonba11fqn231

He didn’t look like he cared and was just like “Again Tom? This is the third time this month.”


pigsinatrenchcoat

He really did have the vibe that this was just a recurring inconvenience


Global_Hunter3083

Tough as nails


tacticalpotatopeeler

Pro tip: don’t put your arm in a crocs mouth. Even if you are also a croc.


BalancesHanging

Does this apply to Killer Croc In Suicide Squad?


tacticalpotatopeeler

Likely and maybe especially


BalancesHanging

Lol


no_haduken

Your arm’s off


ExpressiveAnalGland

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM|downsized)


SeaMolasses2466

Crocs are so uncharismatic.


minishalex999

Best attack name ever


Fab1e

Maybe he shouldn't have put his arm in the other crocs mouth?


SirKlock2

You always blame the victim? S/


Ordinary_Profile6183

Bruh😐


Bee2113

So that's what eating a bro out means


2ndSnack

Me, watching the dumb croc that missed the meat thrown at it and gnaws at the ground. *Rewatches 3x On second watch, me wondering why the arm is still attached. Ok watch 3 I noticed it's just a small piece that came off.


L00Kawaynow

Tis but a scratch


irishpwr46

I don't think I ever saw this without the bs rappaport voice over


thatonepal_04

Wrong snack pal


RequirementSea4157

Really Larry!?


AlmightyDarkseid

The baby crying xD


Rivetingly

It'll grow back like a frog.


Wild_Assistance_6153

The way he looked at him in the end like: “Bro… you did NOT just rip my arm off!…”


Ashwin89

My guys like: Y bruv?


DeadKido210

Will it grow back?


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Nein


illcleanhere

Ribs grow back! (no zey don't)


holdmeinthedark

“Damn wtf is your problem today, Earl?”


Batdog55110

"Goddammit, Frank"


teokun123

Croc: You're full now? All good my homie.


Archein420

I love the victim's response " did you just .....excuse me....sir......SIR... don't swal.......ugh..."


IncubusIncarnat

Once again proving we missed out on all the cool traits 😭


BananBosse

"Bruh"


Kjm520

Is there anything other than a fucking steel beam that can withstand a death-roll?


bustyleakingtoejuice

Croc woke up n chose violence


DarkestMagicv

“What the fuck Jerry!” “…”


buster_the_cat

I had to watch it twice bc the first time I was too focused on the guy in the back eating the fish so heartily


pigsinatrenchcoat

“My expectations for you were low but holy shit, Robert”


Seyelent

Do they not bleed from a torn off arm?


ShadowMann015

Croc: Larry? Again? This is getting old now. Croc 2: Sorry. Won’t happen again. Croc: You said that LAST time!


TroyTroyofTroy

Serious Q - do crocs attack each other like this much?


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sno_0pidity

first croc was not even close to the fish 😭😭


wrdsmakwrlds

Oh you beast !


IntellectualDweeb

[Audio](https://youtu.be/H6VSWCs7d1w?si=3t37er4Hosyfy8Z_) of the victim croc in this situation.


Bhobbhy-P

Well.. excuse me, can I have it back….wait… you just swallowed my arm… thanks a lot foolio


brokeasslilkid

itll grow back maybe