Bro i was in the middle of the fucking coffee shop read this and spit my milked blacl coffee ffs the waitress asked me if i was alright and now the 3 of them are laughing xD ( thank god it is a village shop lol)
you fools. this is clearly an attempt by the bugs to learn how to activate the terminals. now we are going to start finding scratches all over the screens.
So what's happening here is it lost you and was trying to find you. See, they don't have eyes, so they detect you through tremorsense. Since you stood still, after the game slightly moved you to use the terminal, he lost your positioning. I use this to my advantage a lot when jumping on terminals. The stalkers have another way to find you, it seems to be locating you when the frills are out. You'll also see little enemies deploy scent flares and that's where bug breaches occur.
See this is why we should. Be. Like. Nice to them. And stuff. They are nice. So why cant we be too
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Don't fall for the manners and how cute it looks. These bugs man... They are the number 2 killer when fighting the bugs... More than chargers and bile titans combined...
Only second to rover.
He wanted to know if you had games on there
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in public
"**I'VE GOT THE TERMINA-"** \*sniffle\* "*Hey uhh..."*
I came for the same joke
Bro i was in the middle of the fucking coffee shop read this and spit my milked blacl coffee ffs the waitress asked me if i was alright and now the 3 of them are laughing xD ( thank god it is a village shop lol)
"Do you think you can play doom on this thing?"
The bug was like "watcha doin?"
https://preview.redd.it/tkzq4fr1dwtc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195ff78c6907bf388c65734d77e93e4b12b3e293 Basically this comic
you fools. this is clearly an attempt by the bugs to learn how to activate the terminals. now we are going to start finding scratches all over the screens.
If they want to join the push for democracy, I say let them! If they can tell us enemy tactics and plans then they shall have a place in my squad.
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The ministry of truth wishes to have a word with you.
Any attempts at democracy by the bugs is to be shot at.
Balance patch: rainy weather now causes the touchscreens to misread inputs every once in a while
"scratches at level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7"
Gentlemen, we have a problem
You should've let him call exctraction for you. That was really rude
Maybe thats how the spread through other planets
Maybe they even have their own ships from Super-Earth and we don't know abo *signal lost*
hulks?
On closer inspection they look cute... anyways where is my shotgun?
Suspected sudden interest in bug is still trahison. Where the representant of the democratie the closer please ?
"Oh I see your busy. No, no, I'll wait."
He was like "man he's struggling, let me wait til he finishes, poor guy".
He threw up his arms celebrating he got it shortly before they (and it’s head) were removed by the gun
😢
So what's happening here is it lost you and was trying to find you. See, they don't have eyes, so they detect you through tremorsense. Since you stood still, after the game slightly moved you to use the terminal, he lost your positioning. I use this to my advantage a lot when jumping on terminals. The stalkers have another way to find you, it seems to be locating you when the frills are out. You'll also see little enemies deploy scent flares and that's where bug breaches occur.
Not to sound like a bug sympathizing terrorist but they're kind of cute up close
They really are ngl. I feel like the smaller ones, the scavengers would low key make decent plushies if you rounded them out just a little bit more.
I will name him Steeve!
I still wish DRG kept count of the number of bugs tamed and added an E for every one. So Steve, Steeve, Steeeve, Steeeeve and so on.
I will call him squishy and he will be my squishy. Ow! Bad Squishy!
Haha, you think so? Please face the wall. 😄 - Your Democracy Officer
"Take your time."
there try to learn how it works so they can call it for us when we are far away
Wait... You can move the camera when on a terminal!!! So many times my hellbomb was blocked by a wall
It's like that one reddit post where the guy was oblivious to 3 chargers behind him. They were pretty polite too waiting for him to turn around.
Kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh, you haven't clocked in. I'll wait."
Finally someone has some damn manners nowdays
my spirit animal, I also love to annoy teammates
A reminder that any attempts to domesticate terminids of any kind will result a prompt termination from the Helldivers program
You got games on yo phone?
This is a recreation of trying to game as a parent of toddlers.
“Quick block his view so they cant leave!
I clearly have not gotten that kind of luck
"Can I play next?"
See this is why we should. Be. Like. Nice to them. And stuff. They are nice. So why cant we be too https://preview.redd.it/aehsbiycurpc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97761ad5f6a7ba249e04bf41bd5ff5ea3ab73648
WAIT YOU CAN MOVE YOUR CAMERA WHILE ON THOSE??? i had no idea
It's... learning 😱
"You got any games on there?"
Just checking to see if you know what you’re doing.
Don't fall for the manners and how cute it looks. These bugs man... They are the number 2 killer when fighting the bugs... More than chargers and bile titans combined... Only second to rover.
this is seditiously cute I submit myself to democratic cortical realignment surgery
What armour is that? I love it
First med kit armor from the free battle pass and helmet from the super store
Bugs after evolution : HELLBOMB ACTIVATED. CLEAR THE AREA
Even did look at that screen
thats a cute bug, u guys see how he looks at the screen to see when ure done? u should have spared him :(
what the dog doin
I hate them so much I cant even laugh at this. If that was me I had aborted the call and emptied two full breaker magazines into that sob.
"Ooo... shinyy.."
The bug was trying to understand democracy. It shows that even though our enemies ontologically and eternally evil, they still yearn for freedom!
Professionals have standards
They also stagger if you salute them.
awwww it just want you to pet it.
YOU CAN MOVE YOUR CAMERA WHEN LOOKING AT A TERMINAL!??!?!!?!??!?!
"You got any games installed on that thing?"
He was secretly a fan of managed democracy
How polite!
He's waiting for you to finish