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Rantroper

Why wait for it to become a super colony? I say we turn Hellmire into a black hole asap.


ZomgPig

Seems like an appropriate, measured response.


LirDelMar

A democratic and libertarian response indeed....


Wadae28

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aporhtonoma

Maybe we can make a fire type black hole this time and like pokemon battle the squids


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

We could fully liberate Hellmire and I would still opt to black hole it just so we never have to go there again


BadNadeYeeter

https://preview.redd.it/opgvazzm9h7d1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3017d08d4cba2bafe60f1db6e47f91db4bb6ebd3 Your Request for Exterminatus is hereby acknoledged.


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

I hope not. I love that planet


BadNadeYeeter

This MF right here... https://preview.redd.it/2c3h6frr9h7d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab941f6de9e22e23a54d5f6b16713c12cea35b06


mrmcgeek

User name checks out…


CommentSection-Chan

But what about the other 4 hellmires on the map? Love how people disregard the fact Hellmire's effects are on 3 other planets. 2 on the illuminate side and 1 up top somewhere. don't even get me started on the volcano planet we will have to deal with eventually.


drmacinyasha

Someone promote this soldier to Super Ultra Death Super Skymarshal, ASAP. We need leaders like this in these trying times.


somerandomfellow123

We don’t have anymore dark fluid tho… but that doesn’t mean we can’t nuke it to oblivion.


Sexddafender

We shall nuke them so hard those disgusting fascists will transcend franchises and end up in The Elder Scrolls universe


amanisnotaface

This divers right. No time like the present.


PeepawWilly69

Get your head in the game Helldiver! If Super Earth deems the planet habitable, then by god well die to save it. Democracy waits for no one, you’re either with it, or not


Unlucky_Link_8999

We have no dark fluid left... We can't destroy planets anymore.


EnderWolf13_666

That’s what I have been saying since the first time I dropped onto it. Why would either us or the bugs want a planet like it?


Fit-Grapefruit-9292

Good idea. I hate that planet haha


jako6022

I too would prefer void and numbness to my experiences on this appropriately named planet.


TheBlack2007

Mire Strider here. Seconded!


ProAgent_47

I mean it's a shithole planet with fire tornadoes everywhere, not like our Super Citizens could live there or something


ExpressDepresso

They're going to introduce hive lords while we're on Hellmire aren't they....


Ok_Contract_3661

You can hear something big in the nuke holes from the drills...


Schpooon

To be fair, I'd be yelling at the hole too if someone dropped a firecracker into my bedroom.


Index_2080

I'M GONNA NEED TWO HELLBOMBS FOR THIS UNDEMOCRATIC MONSTROSITY


alpacasarebadsingers

I’ll never see it because I’m never going to Hellmire. I know they said they “fixed” the sentient fire tornados but I don’t buy it. Y’all can go visit that planet. Miss me with that.


ExpressDepresso

if you equip the flamethrower the tornados see you as one of their own


rawbleedingbait

This is true, but they also try to mate with you.


IsolatedHammer

Life, uh, finds a way.


rawbleedingbait

The tragic origin story of the human torch. Flame on.


alguien99

That would be funny as hell tho


Type_16_MCV

so called “fixed” fire tornado going straight above the supply pod and main obj scan, almost killing us all


Interjessing-Salary

Only time I've had them interrupt me is during extract but I'm a stim junkie so I regularly walk through them regardless.


Bullymongodoggo

God it’s hot as hell where I live right now. Hellmire didn’t make it any better


PlaguedByUnderwear

US Midwest high five!


Competitive_Truck531

They say they did but my groups hellacious experience there earlier says that was a bold face lie


Calligaster

Played a round. They didn't.


baron41

Confirmed last night, that fuckin fire twister chased me around the drill site. Step for fuckin step


Ubbermann

That would be an extremely funny way to play off the community hatred for that planet. Having it introduce the new massive major bug threat would be *chef kiss* space-GM'ing


alguien99

Nah bro, hellmire is going to live up to its name, it’s the closest we will ever get to seeing hell itself


121_Jiggawatts

It would be really funny because it will be our faults. We decided what order to liberate the planets in and we could have easily gotten Hellmire out of the way first and not have to deal with any potential Hive Lords.


Glodraph

If we're lucky. Yesterday I saw at least 3 explosions/snipes from Illuminate weapons (the usual blue flash/explosion). They are increasing.


iwannaporkdotty

I say they can keep the planet. I sure as hell won't miss it


ZomgPig

Nahhhhhhh we’ll be fine…. (Holy shit time to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️)


LirDelMar

https://preview.redd.it/d8nzg9zp1f7d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27cc6ec333ab6b3c7622501922607efd2dae6a4


Lambaline

I’d rather ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️


turningthecentury

A helldiver of culture.


jnugs_999

I don't even have 30 hours in yet and I know that's the 380 HE..


Dark-Cloud666

That would actually be good news. When it turns into a super colony we can blow the whole planet up and start sending those who only dived on that planet into a mental asylum.


DuncanConnell

Terminado


What_th3_hell

Oh hell no!


Familiar_Tart7390

Helldiver chainsaw time


NotchoNachos42

If I start seeing terminid worms I'm gonna lose it


Drekal

A super colony terraforms the planet it's on. So it would be an improvement


Tuominator

Was thinking about that. Did Meridia maintain original planetary effects, post terraforming?


Odd_Gap2969

It only had that rainy fog as an effect, it was replaced with sporez 


Autiistic_Unibot

Spore tornadoes…


alguien99

Imagine being such a shitty planet that becoming the colony of a violent insect race is actually a positive upgrade


Eslooie

Dear Super God- Let us turn hellmire into a black hole.


SimpleRaven

What if Hivelords show up on hellmire and it turns out the fire-nados were just Hivelords passing flammable gas? Ok i’ll stop cooking and get out of the kitchen


WestLUL

Fartmire of hell


Rinzack

....what does that mean for Menkent?


Maerkonator

Breeding grounds for Hulk Scorchers


Romandinjo

We should've just crashed Hellmire into Merida. Two birds with one planet.


chimericWilder

I think the appropriate saying there would be "two planets with one mega-FTL drive"


Low_Chance

Yeah. If Meridia is a portal now, let's find a way to send Hellmire through it. Meanwhile, the illuminates on the other side of the portal;


KonigstigerInSpace

>Meanwhile, the illuminates on the other side of the portal; They out here like [What now ](https://i.imgur.com/LmXWpkc.gif)


Narm_Greyrunner

Unlikely to cause long term problems my ass.


otte_rthe_viewer

The head of the ministry of truth: "Ladies and gentlemen..." # WE ARE NUKING HELLMIRE!


McBruce34

Bugs evolve asbestos carapace...


NotchoNachos42

"New features!! We've introduced helmet effects, a new bug type, and a new status effect!!"


greg121212

Would actually be kind of cool to have enemy modifiers... Maybe one where flame damage does 25% less or something, or maybe takes more from flame damage..think Destiny 2 nightfall modifiers but for helldiver missions.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Conceptually, yeah. Sounds neat. In practice, less so because fire isn't great vs bots and making the bugs resistant to fire (even sometimes) dumpsters a whole swathe of guns and strats resulting in less variety in builds


greg121212

Could have some flavor text for the modifier be like, "flame resistant carapace - the terminids on this mission have evolved to have a flame hardened carapace, resisting 25% of fire damage dealt" Could be cool to have them rotate like destiny does, so one week maybe fire weapons don't make that much of a dent and need to switch up the strat/loadout. Could do the same for bots " automatons on this mission have shielded circuitry, preventing 25% of electric damage dealt" Could allow for more people to try different weapons and or stratagems every couple weeks along side the modifiers we have already, or have mission and enemy modifiers. 🤔


Kipdid

Small issue with that being that generic explosives (quasar, recoiless, eagle strikes) are generally the best strats that get spammed and not fire/electricity


HeroOfLightPKN

Let’s black hole another planet


rollingaD30

Screw hellmire, glass that planet from orbit.


Educational-Tip6177

to hellmire helldivers, SOMEONES GOTA SHOW THOSE BUGS THE GLORY OF DEMOCRACY!!!!!


AsherSparky

Me: ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ ➡️⬇️⬇️⬅️⬇️➡️⬇️⬇️ ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Boatsntanks

If it leads to us black-holing Hellmire I'll be happy.


ChaseThePichu

Here we go again


SandKeeper

If we get worm lords on the hellmire it’s just Dune. And I’m here for it.


Meneer_de_IJsbeer

Did alterra have firenados?


Practical-Stomach-65

Super Earth should declare Exterminatus on Hellmire ASAP


DMercenary

Great. We can make another black hole and solve the fire tornado problem. ONCE AND FOR ALL.


Nebulon-A_Rights

On the bright side, we get to turn Hellmire into a Black Hole


rustynaerty

Exterminatos that shit asap


grilledbruh

Is it me or have I been seeing more Hive Lord Skeletons recently, especially on the Nuke Hatchery Missions.


termperedtantrum

It should have been Hellmire to get holed


Comrade_Vakane

What if the bugs relocate to other part of the map and illuminate take the current bug part


Ennis_1

Fireants.


Valkertok

There is only one answer to hellish firestorms of Hellmire. MORE FLAMES! FLAMETHROWERS AND NAPALM FOR EVERYONE! BURN FASCIST BUGS IN THE NAME OF MANAGED DEMOCRACY AND BONUS SOCIAL CREDIT INCREASING YOUR CHANCE OF ANIMAL COMPANION REQUEST BEING GRANTED!


RubiksMind

Might as well rename the planet, "Char"


-D-N-T-

I'm gonna miss Hellmire if we get to black-hole it.


NotchoNachos42

Well I'm not...BLACK HOLES FOR DEMOCRACY, BABY!!!!!


-D-N-T-

I'm one of the few weirdos who love that planet. I just love how much it fucking sucks to be there.


NotchoNachos42

Ah so you're a masochist then.


-D-N-T-

Shitty conditions and high difficulties got that appeal to them, you know? Besides, Hellmire is one hell of a pretty planet.


NotchoNachos42

It is a nice looking planet, fits perfect with the big aesthetic but it's just absolute hell(obviously).


A_Sketchy_Doctor

It's Malevelon Creek for bug divers


KUROusagi112

Man just nuke the entire planet at this point, I'm tired of having to go down into that hellhole


throwaway082100

Fire up those dark fluid injectors, cause I sure am hungry... for liberty!


pabloleon

I can't wait to admire the spot where Hellmire once stood....


AngelaTheRipper

Counterpoint: Hellmire Black Hole.


kchunpong

So? The bugs on Hellmire will immune to fire?


[deleted]

Yess let's destroy another planet! This time it's one no one will miss.


EarPuzzleheaded2403

We've had like 3 super colonies now still not seen a hive lord bunch of bull


Al3x_5

Community: We wanna destroy Hellmire Devs: Soon child..... soon


SpiritedRain247

Nah more like Fuck you here's 7 bile titans and enough stalkers to fill a concert hall


Furydragonstormer

Burn the planetary surface until it’s nothing but molten glass! Then continue to burn it until the atmosphere is gone to ensure those damn bugs are barbecued inside the planet’s crust


cooltrain7

Good, the we can blow up hellmire, everyone wins


jtrom93

PRIVATE GET THE DARK FLUID


Wadae28

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MiserableAd797

This time a nuke?


Firedeath14

Hellmire my beloved


OrionTheAboveAverage

Haha stupid bugs, the firetornados will sort them out. Unless... Sweet liberty, fireproof bugs.


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Nah man no way they turn the literal hell planet with fire tornados into a super colony. They ain't fire resistant now ar they?


Polo_04

if it means we can destroy it then yeah it's a supercolony


RadTorped

Man fuck Hellmire just nuke the damn planet already before it becomes another super colony so we don't have to turn it into yet another black hole.


AsteroidSpark

I almost hope so just because I want to destroy that horrid planet.


Tasty_Commercial6527

Super earth high command says it will be fine. Do you doubt their judgement?


Ddayknight90001

I don’t want to go back to hellmire


_Weyland_

Nah, just let the Hellmire itself cook.


DistributionRare3096

Fuck hellmirenot going back there


EliTheFarmer

Unfortunately we apparently exhausted our Dark Fluid stock in destroying Meridia, so we better get to work so it doesn't happen again Helldivers!


some_Britishguy

lets just build a death star akready!


Factor_Secret

NOT THE FIRE TORNADOES, please noooooooooooooooooo.


Crashen17

And here I am bringing the Flamethrower and Napalm airstrike to Hellmire.


Valkertok

You know what's better than one helldiver with a flamer and napalm on Hellmire? 2 helldivers with flamer and napalm on Hellmire!


Factor_Secret

Thats like bringing a water gun to the middle of the ocean


Crashen17

Tell that to the chargers I reduce to crispy twitching husks.


MadSweenie

Yeah I think we can just carpet nuke Hellmire so much so it alters the atmospheric stability, fuck that planet. On the other hand I hope the Dark fluid ends up producing some gravity based weapons like a bomb that creates extreme gravity in a local area crushing everything, black hole grenades because why not and some kind of low gravity belt that lets you leap long distances.


SlonkyGamez

I'll be back on Hellmire when I get home from work in 4 hours fight the good fight divers, FOR DEMOCRACY!!!


Darkctusader2469

Hellmire is either a place you love or has traumatized your entire bloodline


existential_anxiety_

Nah this is a fancy way of saying the terminids will start attempts at expanding further. Hence the Esker defense currently active.


420xGoku

Going to kill some bugs I tell you what


Designer-Bid-5785

Good. I want that shit gone forever, lets nuke it from inside.


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Fuck it im going to hellmire again, wish me luck


Laflaga

What if the extra spores are going to move the terminids to another part of the Galactic map to make space for the Illuminates to come through the portal.


KART7794

Gets meridia ptsd https://preview.redd.it/kdag51rntg7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f899b50754724be9c379fd1cf3d8335c779a5abb


TurboTwinky28

whatever happens, if it means we have an excuse to exterminatus hellmire than I'll be happy


Refrigerator-Gloomy

hellmire is a planet id love to send to whoever is on the otherside of the "black hole". "Here, take this shit off our hands."


Gunboy122

Silver lining: WE BLOW UP HELLMIRE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO PLAY ON THAT SHITTY PLANET ANYMORE https://preview.redd.it/a93slfquxg7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=b047059bc085610d87cbaae9c76fd34148614f41


doddsymon

The fact we keep trying colonize hellmire and not already Dark mattered it into a shiny purple ring is astonishing.


PizzaParker__00

What is a more appropriate planted to helldive on than hellmire? I can say with certainty, that I am a proud hellmire-diver. I actually love that planet


agoodredditnickname

lets hope we get the Fire Resistance armor perk before that happens


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Knjaz136

Can we do indiscriminate nuclear bombardment of that planet from orbit, already? There's no need to be accurate, so Super Destroyers won't have to go to low orbit.


haydenetrom

I hope hellmire becomes the bugs cyberstan just a natural baston of fire , and scything claws as the terminids there use the natural heat to buff their metabolism and reproduction rate. Flame titans when?


hidoyouwannaDIE

OH HEEEELLL NAAAAH Not there of all the places. Also, aren't we now in cyberstan plot arc anyways?


WSKYLANDERS-boh

A Super colony on a planet full of fire tornadoes? It’s impossible


Ubbermann

On the flipside... excuse to blow it up!


Loli-RainbOwO

Nah... Never again.. Not even 100 Chargers could drag me into this place again.


Terbear318

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Mildamoutoftrolling

It’s on hellmire… OFF ALL THE PLANETS OF ALL THE PLACES. HELMIRE. https://preview.redd.it/swz4h36jhg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24c0508753b9a0d123145522e404ec8b5502300 ZEUS, THERE NO JOKE OR OFFER, WHAT THE HELL?!


Makra567

That means the spores are going somewhere else, yeah? From hellmire to other planets?


rtotheceeaptor

If this is the case can we just like you know....nuke it from orbit?


Tafa_Matai

I am terrified that a Hellmire super colony might produce a new form of Flame Resistant Terminid. Even worse, what if the bile types (little green dudes, green warrior, and bile spewer) had a new type to belch caustic fire?


thund3rmonk3y1

Why would hellmire become a supercolony? It will probably happen again but theres no telling which planets will be involved


bearhunter54321

This…would not be good. Good lord above this would not be good…


holymissiletoe

Now even closer to super earth


guifesta

This means we get to destroy it too???


eDudeGaming

Please God let me blow up Hellmire🙏


retrowav3_dmc

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