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Erm ackchually he said “I’ll *leave* his bird puss nice and rough” and as better evidence he said “I’m sure we can find somewhere *in your cloaca* to stick it” in reference to a teeny lil crystal looking sex toy
Okay, but good luck sleeping.
It's basically because ducks are awful, in short terms. The reason is that ducks tend to forcefully mate a lot, so female ducks developed a corkscrew vagina to develop some control during these situations and make it harder for undesirable males to impregnate them.
From what I can find, male ducks already had the spiral penis before female ducks had the spiral vagina. This is because the left ovary of female birds is USUALLY the only functional one, so male ducks developed penises that spiral to the left to reach it better. Then, because of the whole forceful impregnation thing, female ducks developed a tract that spiralled in the opposite direction to make it harder for them to be impregnated by a male duck, which is forcing itself on her. This doesn't cause many issues with ducks she does want babies from, though, because if she relaxes the muscles down there, it becomes easier for the spiral dong to reach.
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Aaand ducks just plummeted to the bottom of my animal tierlist. Luckily, the fact that ducks have penisses is no longer the fact I hate the most. Now it's the fact that *female ducks can twist their fucking* ***vaginal tracts***.
I will say, ducks aren't at the very bottom spot, that place belongs to hyenas and whatever the **fuck** they have going on in their reproductive organs.
Here's a little semi relevant fun-fact: farmers canNOT have[male] ducks and chickens in the same enclosed area as the male ducks will... er force themselves on hens, and since the duck is cork screwed it will kill the hen.
Is this where I find out "bird" is as vague as "fish" or "crab," in that the term encompasses multiple different kinds of creatures with distinct lineages?
Vivienne confirmed that Stolas has a "bird puss" and some people *mistakenly* assumed that means he has no dick. Some birds have penises and some don't, but they all have a cloaca which is what I'm assuming Viv was referring to. We would need clarification from Viv to know for sure.
When a man-bird and a woman-bird get forced into marriage with one another to continue a royal bloodline
No know I just sound crazy, crazy? I was crazy once
Best I can describe it, imagine Stolas and Stella touching ass to ass, or pelvis to pelvis. Then Stolas releases his sperm into Stella, and after a time of terrible sex, Stella eventually releases a fertilized egg, and Octavia is born
Given their oddly humanoid anatomy, I'd venture it's more like scissoring. And it's not really a time of terrible sex, Stella goes into the bird equivalent of heat, her hormones stimulate the release of sperm from Stolas' testes, they "kiss" with their cloacas, then Stolas rolls over, stares at the wall and disassociates for a bit. So, closer to terrible artificial insemination, but without the middleman.
It's not pandering, it makes sense. Owls don't have penises, and they can't even cuss in the circus because it's a 'family friendly' location by intention so of course they don't have genitals.
In one of the ep of helluva boss, Stella tells about how she had sex with Stolas, so... how does she fucked him while he was laying and staring at the wall if they must do cloacal kiss? Thats make no sence, so he has a weener.
Stella is a rampaging bitch who loves to belittle Stolas at every opportunity, so there's a good chance she's just making it up to talk more shit about him to her friends. This is kind of driven home by the fact that she looks back at him as they walk away laughing, she knew he was listening and just wanted to hurt him.
Blitzo says something about "cloaca" (most birds reproductive system)
And even more that comfirms since he's a bird, and he's an owl, and that blitzo says that is enough
Are you actually relying on earth anatomy for a creature born of hell? Stolas is not a real owl. Dude’s like 6 or 7 feet tall and large birds (emus/ostriches/cassowaries) usually have a penis.
The show has reference Stolas f**king Blitz multiple times and somehow I doubt it’s always with… attachements.
Not in every case! While spadones only had their testicles cut off, castrati had both penis and testicles removed. On the other end of the spectrum, thlibiae didn't have their testicles removed at all, just crushed to render them useless. All three are classifications of eunuch!
Yeah but bring up how an artist for the show on Instagram joked about Loona is also anatomically correct down there, it's different and gross. As if cloaca is any better lol.
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It’s not super weird when it comes to birds
Explain, please.
Some waterfowl, like ducks, have penises. Most birds don’t. They have non-penetrative sex. It’s called a “cloacal kiss.”
I’m taking your word as truth as I am way too lazy to look into it
Hence why Blitzø said “I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough.”
Erm ackchually he said “I’ll *leave* his bird puss nice and rough” and as better evidence he said “I’m sure we can find somewhere *in your cloaca* to stick it” in reference to a teeny lil crystal looking sex toy
For some reason I *really* hate the fact that I just learned ducks have penisses.
And they're cork screwed!
wait til they figure out *why* it's shaped like that
I am already dreading the answer, but I’m curious enough to want to know it
Okay, but good luck sleeping. It's basically because ducks are awful, in short terms. The reason is that ducks tend to forcefully mate a lot, so female ducks developed a corkscrew vagina to develop some control during these situations and make it harder for undesirable males to impregnate them. From what I can find, male ducks already had the spiral penis before female ducks had the spiral vagina. This is because the left ovary of female birds is USUALLY the only functional one, so male ducks developed penises that spiral to the left to reach it better. Then, because of the whole forceful impregnation thing, female ducks developed a tract that spiralled in the opposite direction to make it harder for them to be impregnated by a male duck, which is forcing itself on her. This doesn't cause many issues with ducks she does want babies from, though, because if she relaxes the muscles down there, it becomes easier for the spiral dong to reach.
https://preview.redd.it/7aqfnvkubw6d1.jpeg?width=151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d35bd95bca15c00b6b241aec993243c9a0a425 Aaand ducks just plummeted to the bottom of my animal tierlist. Luckily, the fact that ducks have penisses is no longer the fact I hate the most. Now it's the fact that *female ducks can twist their fucking* ***vaginal tracts***. I will say, ducks aren't at the very bottom spot, that place belongs to hyenas and whatever the **fuck** they have going on in their reproductive organs.
Right beside dolphins in guessing?
Jesus. Why did we not make these monsters extinct? /j
I cant blame the female ducks tbh
Here's a little semi relevant fun-fact: farmers canNOT have[male] ducks and chickens in the same enclosed area as the male ducks will... er force themselves on hens, and since the duck is cork screwed it will kill the hen.
Ah, that's a new but understandable fun-fact. Thank you.
That explains Blitzø’s line “I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough”
Is this where I find out "bird" is as vague as "fish" or "crab," in that the term encompasses multiple different kinds of creatures with distinct lineages?
Technically, birds are what remains of the dinosaurs. So, yes.
Birds and reptiles have one hole for both reproductive reasons and bowel movements. It’s called a cloaca.
Many reptiles and some birds have a penis, the cloaca being strictly both is more of a 50/50 thing.
You’re absolutely correct. Thats my bad for not being more specific.
The funny green website still draws them with weiners
*blue
Both
Both? Both is good
Vivienne confirmed that Stolas has a "bird puss" and some people *mistakenly* assumed that means he has no dick. Some birds have penises and some don't, but they all have a cloaca which is what I'm assuming Viv was referring to. We would need clarification from Viv to know for sure.
I mean, Blitz outright says that Stolas has a Cloaca in Full Moon
owls don’t have penises
Well now *that's* on my Google search history but.. you are correct :/
you’re welcome
Stolas fans be coping
Yeah I definitely had to eat my words here. Why are you being downvoted?
But he fucks blitzø……
That’s what the strap on is for.
Don't forget your mouth penis and ten little hand penises.
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SPAMTON?
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Old World Blues reference?
More or less.
**HEY SHITASS** **\^ > v v v**
it’s usually presented as the other way around with stolas being the bottom
Why would Blitz need a strap on?
You think stolas is a top?!
Canonically, yes. Sometimes.
Stolas and Stella had a daughter, can someone explain how that works? I’m really not in the mood to research cloaca kissing
Well, when a man-bird and a woman-bird love each other… Wait. I can’t open with that. This is Stolas and Stella we’re talking about here.
When a man-bird and a woman-bird get forced into marriage with one another to continue a royal bloodline No know I just sound crazy, crazy? I was crazy once
When a twink man bird*
SHE SUCKS THE SPERM FROM THE KISS INTO HER TUBES 😭 VACUUM VAGINA 😭😭😭😭
It…that…well…um…sorta, yes…I…guess you could say that… 😳
This is the Fire Department, sir, your attempt at cooking burned down the entire block
Best I can describe it, imagine Stolas and Stella touching ass to ass, or pelvis to pelvis. Then Stolas releases his sperm into Stella, and after a time of terrible sex, Stella eventually releases a fertilized egg, and Octavia is born
Given their oddly humanoid anatomy, I'd venture it's more like scissoring. And it's not really a time of terrible sex, Stella goes into the bird equivalent of heat, her hormones stimulate the release of sperm from Stolas' testes, they "kiss" with their cloacas, then Stolas rolls over, stares at the wall and disassociates for a bit. So, closer to terrible artificial insemination, but without the middleman.
Well, he doesn't have a *biological* penis, but toys? Magic? You know it
Eunuchs are missing their balls, not their penises.
varried by culture to culture.
NO DICK! NO BALLS! AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION
He just like me fr
i mean he’s an owl so no penis is kind of the default. it’d be weirder if he did
word of God nothing, Blitzø says Stolas has a Cloaca in the newest episode
But blitzo sucked horny demon owls cloaca then?
Well, regular owls don't have dicks anyway, so it makes sense for Stolas. It also makes sense for Kinger; bro's legit a chess piece
Then what about Jax? Where is the explanation there?
Caine made the game for all ages, meaning those clothes are likely not clothes, but a permanent part of their character model.
Well this makes perfect sense one's a bird and the other are digital contracts one has a cloaca the others don't need a penis
It's not pandering, it makes sense. Owls don't have penises, and they can't even cuss in the circus because it's a 'family friendly' location by intention so of course they don't have genitals.
Tbf I don't think eunuchs are exactly a large demographic.
kinger has a 17 inch penis and it's the rook piece
where are bros' weiners??!?!
Still doesn't make Stolas less hot. Would absolutely eat him out.
Least horny Helluva Boss fan
Some animators don’t want to draw that and stolas might have one but never shown
Snakes have two dicks and Viv made Sir Pentious atomically correct 🤷🏻♀️
We need dick redistribution
In one of the ep of helluva boss, Stella tells about how she had sex with Stolas, so... how does she fucked him while he was laying and staring at the wall if they must do cloacal kiss? Thats make no sence, so he has a weener.
She was on top Someone has to have drawn this
Yes, thats right(about pos), but its imposible to make an egg like this, liquids just dont flow upward)
Scissoring
unrelated but we have THE EXACT SAME PROFILE PICTURE
Hehe, guess yours been a inspiration for mine) like month ago
:D i saw it on my alt and i was like “did i comment this?” 😭
Stella is a rampaging bitch who loves to belittle Stolas at every opportunity, so there's a good chance she's just making it up to talk more shit about him to her friends. This is kind of driven home by the fact that she looks back at him as they walk away laughing, she knew he was listening and just wanted to hurt him.
It is not confirmed that Stolas has no penis.
Blitzo says something about "cloaca" (most birds reproductive system) And even more that comfirms since he's a bird, and he's an owl, and that blitzo says that is enough
Yeah but there is a reference to "bird dick" somewhere. I think it might have been in the non-canon pilot, but it's still enough to raise doubt.
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Dude, all birds, even the ones with penises, have cloacas.
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Yup.
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Like all birds and reptiles, owls only have 2 eyes, so it's safe to say the creators departed somewhat from standard owl anatomy.
Are you actually relying on earth anatomy for a creature born of hell? Stolas is not a real owl. Dude’s like 6 or 7 feet tall and large birds (emus/ostriches/cassowaries) usually have a penis. The show has reference Stolas f**king Blitz multiple times and somehow I doubt it’s always with… attachements.
I wish I was a eunuch. :<
Who cares, if he’s hot, I headcanon him with a dick.
😱😱😱
Eunuchs have no balls. They still have a penis.
Not in every case! While spadones only had their testicles cut off, castrati had both penis and testicles removed. On the other end of the spectrum, thlibiae didn't have their testicles removed at all, just crushed to render them useless. All three are classifications of eunuch!
Yeah but bring up how an artist for the show on Instagram joked about Loona is also anatomically correct down there, it's different and gross. As if cloaca is any better lol.
wait then what does blitz do with stolas
Many, many things, from the glimpse of that toy chest in his office…
Sucks the sperm out. Or forces it out via the prostate.
I mean Stolas could like penetration. it’s just not the norm for his species.