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mopman34

A little souvenir


dogdillon

When the gaurd says "I'm taking you with me" and you pull the switcheroo on him..


CMDR-Validating

Nice! Now you’ve got some food if you get lost at sea


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

Agent 47 is not a cannibal. He may be a killer, a pirate, a musician, a bartender, a vampire magician, a clown, a flamingo, a cannibal, but he is NOT a porn star!


TheAmazingWhaleShark

The ultimate Johnny Sins


JadeWuCuiyan

I want to see 47 disguised as porn star now.


Traditional-Entry-11

Head shot, money shot, shoot for the whites of their eyes… THAT …. Is Dalia Margolis !!!


alexjaggerjack

I catch that Simpson's reference ...😂.


Traditional-Entry-11

That vampire Magician jazz always cracked me up 😂


TACHANKASEESYOU

The grenade Cooked the guard too


shpongleyes

\+Body ~~Hidden~~ Recovered


Pandacula

I assume you have plans with that body, 47?


Vegetable_Crazy3869

Emergency rations


xXbrosoxXx

Now everybodys gonna think he was in on it


privateblanket

Or that he was the only one involved. That's so hectic to think about hahaha


offcenterquo

"he's coming, too?"


Franzyd

"Roger that."


Drakeadrong

And now he’s yours to do whatever you’d like with, and he won’t say no… because of the implication


jackolantern_

The implication being that he's dead.


SkeletonKiss78

Guard: I'm dead! 47: Nobody's perfect. THE END


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A trophy


thelazydon

Loving this new season of Dexter


TACHANKASEESYOU

Nice


danikov

"You abducted a guard? That's a first."


GrimmOfThrones2187

Hey Diana, look what I brought from New Zealand! Tobias, fuck off.


BigRigsButters

this is awesome! well done OP


Equal-Detective357

Didn't know that's what 47 was into ...


The-Y33t3r

He wanted a snack


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Imagine 47 didn't see the body land in the boat, gets 5 miles off shore and leans over to see this dude ragdoll'd on the deck


Memeloverguy

Jacksepticeye once said... "NO WITNESSES"


Itirk349

Imagine finding out that a killer overthrew a highly secure secret safehouse guarded by armed mercenaries, killed all of them and then took the body of your relative, so you cant even bury him


beebowow

Is it weird that this is my favorite map in the whole trilogy? I love simple, straightforward home invasion


The-Y33t3r

Nope. I love it too!


Own_Education_7063

The only people who truly don’t like it are the YouTubers who have broken down each location into monetized blocks. It really ticks them off when a location doesn’t have the same amount of achievements and rewards or less area to explore. They count on those content blocks all lining up. The worst Hitman fans.


Adefice

You’ve recorded your game play with a cell phone camera in 2022.


TACHANKASEESYOU

Can you post from Reddit to Xbox no i don’t think so


Adefice

You got that backwards. Anywho, here's a resource you should probably take a look at. https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBGXboxOne/comments/95nby8/a\_comprehensive\_guide\_on\_how\_to\_easily\_upload\_the/


TACHANKASEESYOU

Ok but I don’t really want to do that as in download the video


TACHANKASEESYOU

The guard started to sweat when I ran at him with a grenade


solidrow

I will always downvote pictures of televisions; you should too.


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A friend


Whovian1156

Nice shot and timing!


TornSuit

How long did this take you


TACHANKASEESYOU

I did it on accident


TornSuit

oh


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0 minutes hehe


hoodie2222

Once the safehouse is released that dude is gonna be in 47's shed just vibing


ZillaAnimates

I remember doing this with the grenade you find in the house


FishBlues

lol now drag every body from that level to the raft and do it


Traditional-Entry-11

That’s gotta count as a hidden body… That’s a Dexter Morgan move right there !