As someone who had to frequent driving through that area throughout my childhood at times, thank you.
I almost woke my wife up with the impromptu laugh from reading this.
People don’t understand how common a ‘secret second family’ really was back then.
I have two friends who learned their fathers had other families, all of us born in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
I get a pilot’s license and get certified to fly for them, I’m getting chicks 2/3 as cute as this and then I’m drinking myself to early death because six side pieces of any caliber going to cost and arm and a leg.
Sounds like the real life story of Barry Seal! Drugs, drug deals, lots of fast women, lots of booze and somehow mixed up with the CIA and a bullet in the end.
There's an interesting conspiracy theory that Bill Clinton and Barry Seal were involved in covering up the murder of 2 boys.
Interesting video about it
https://youtu.be/RMABlI7TDbQ?si=LD10CDIgu5zwme3Y
I actually disagree, this feels more like a Ginsberg idea. Don wouldn’t likely be as obvious as this, but Ginsberg’s ad style seemed a bit more ruthless, and it reminds me of the Jaguar ad.
It looks like this is a really weird way to market to servicemen who had to travel a lot, the fine print says the offer only applies to Military Personnel.
You joke, but in 1973 it was still legal and common to refuse mortgages and loans to unmarried women or require them to have a male co-signer. Plus think of the careers available to women. Many weren’t traveling for business unless if they were a stewardess.
I joke, but yeah I’m aware. There was a whole episode of All in the Family around the fact that Edith couldn’t take out a loan without her husband 🫠 It’s also a commentary on how society generally regards men with lots of women as “studs,” and women with lots of men as “sluts”.
Back when you just had to write a letter once in a while and call her once every two weeks. Can imagine the stress of managing 6 girlfriends in the time of WhatsApp, Instagram and Snapchat? Pure terror.
This is more about their customer base being predominately men back then.
1973. That's a year before women were allowed to open a bank account by themselves.
Literally has the smallest amount to do with it.
Women could open bank accounts prior to 1973.
Women did struggle to secure loans prior to the 1974 ECOA.
Also, again because it has nothing to do with banking, men were still the breadwinners. They worked and traveled for their jobs. Very few women did.
Yeah I'm not saying it's *only* because of the bank accounts. It's a very telling example of how male-dominated finances and business in general was at the time.
>Women could open bank accounts prior to 1973
And until 1974, many banks still required your husband's approval.
Yeah, he was extremely unfairly maligned. The truth is that he was forthcoming with early researchers of HIV about his social network. That was used against him to make him seem like he was responsible for the initial spread of HIV. There was research in 2016 that tested the early spread of HIV in the US and his name has really been cleared (Gaetan Dugas).
Fr tho, what the hell happened to advertising?
Even if the message isn’t the cleanest, it’s cheeky and fun. The fonts make me want to read more and the layout/imagery pull me right in.
Now it’s all giant blotches of color with the most uninteresting text you’ve ever seen highlighting a forgettable slogan.
This trend started way before cancel culture too, so it’s def not that. Advertising is just so lackluster nowadays.
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San Francisco-Dallas: $50 ($357.71 in May 2024)
Los Angeles-Dallas: $44.44 ($317.93)
New Orleans-Chicago: $32.41 ($231.87)
Houston-New York: $49.07 ($351.06)
Atlanta-New York: $30.56 ($218.63)
Atlanta-Los Angeles: $63.89 ($457.08)
New Orleans-Los Angeles: $56.48 ($404.07)
Atlanta-San Francisco: $69.44 ($496.79)
Chicago-Miami: $43.52 ($311.35)
New York-Miami: $38.89 ($278.23)
San Francisco-Miami: $79.63 ($569.69)
Detroit-Miami: $42.59 ($304.70)
Suddenly, slutting it up feels like more trouble than it’s worth…
Yeah chauvinism of the old days,……gross.
But the flight costs. Jesus I wish it was still the same. Sf to Miami for 80 bucks and back when there was actually room to sit?
Granted it would be an adjustment to the amount everyone smoked back then, and more or less everywhere you went. Stuck in a flying tube filled with smoke for hours I would just want to change immediately and go shower.
80 bucks in the mid 70s is around 460 today. Flying was far more expensive back then when you account for inflation. Also those prices are half off standby for military personnel not standard fares.
They forgot:
Boston baby / babe
Phoenix fox (cheated on the F sound)
Denver dish
Atlanta angel
New Orleans nympho (ya I couldn’t find a good one for N)
Las Vegas light (pun intended) / ladybug / lady / luscious
I want to see the Gary Indiana girlie or Stockton Sweetie. Even a Bakersfield Babe or an Albany Afterthought would be fine.
There'll only be 50% of you left once the Gary Girl gets through with you.
As someone who had to frequent driving through that area throughout my childhood at times, thank you. I almost woke my wife up with the impromptu laugh from reading this.
I've got myself a Seattle sidepiece!
An Albuquerque cock gobler.
I laughed at this wayyyyy harder than I should’ve
Yeah this is not it ive lived in new mexico might as well call i new methico
I don’t know how many meth heads you’ve been around, but they realllllly like sex.
A Little Rock Spitfire, and an Atlanta Hellion
St. Louis slamhog.
Bakersfield babe is most likely a cow, literally
Hey that’s totally called for.
What about the Des Moines Debutante?
Fargo FWB
Albany Afterthot*
The Camden Crusher
"Albany Afterthought" lol
People don’t understand how common a ‘secret second family’ really was back then. I have two friends who learned their fathers had other families, all of us born in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
How about a nasty Nashville hawk tuah chick!
I got a Bakersfield babe
>Albany Afterthought 🤣🤣🤣
>Albany Afterthought No need to be redundant
Jacksonville Jezebel
Albany Afterthought. Rofl. Having been to Albany many times, that’s very fitting.
Huntsville hussy, who's also your sissy!
Denver Dick Gobbler Detroit Dirty Girl Atlanta Anal Queen Houston Hoe
Albany afterthot
Cleveland Cooz
I get a pilot’s license and get certified to fly for them, I’m getting chicks 2/3 as cute as this and then I’m drinking myself to early death because six side pieces of any caliber going to cost and arm and a leg.
Sounds like the real life story of Barry Seal! Drugs, drug deals, lots of fast women, lots of booze and somehow mixed up with the CIA and a bullet in the end.
There's an interesting conspiracy theory that Bill Clinton and Barry Seal were involved in covering up the murder of 2 boys. Interesting video about it https://youtu.be/RMABlI7TDbQ?si=LD10CDIgu5zwme3Y
I watched that a couple months ago. Fascinating and weird.
“Six side pieces of any caliber going to cost an arm and a leg”- truth 👊
Don Draper made that ad.
It absolutely reeks of whiskey and Lucky Strikes
I actually disagree, this feels more like a Ginsberg idea. Don wouldn’t likely be as obvious as this, but Ginsberg’s ad style seemed a bit more ruthless, and it reminds me of the Jaguar ad.
This definitely leans more Pete Campbell/Harry Crane
Only for the casting.
Paul Kinsey made this ad while Don was out on a bender, and it got greenlit when Pete said Delta could come to casting.
Offer not applicable to girls who have a guy in every city.
It looks like this is a really weird way to market to servicemen who had to travel a lot, the fine print says the offer only applies to Military Personnel.
Girl in every port
Boy in every barrack
Offer not available to SLUTS /s
First comment that i see that actually need a "/s"
the stewardesses are already getting good rates on airfare tho
You joke, but in 1973 it was still legal and common to refuse mortgages and loans to unmarried women or require them to have a male co-signer. Plus think of the careers available to women. Many weren’t traveling for business unless if they were a stewardess.
I joke, but yeah I’m aware. There was a whole episode of All in the Family around the fact that Edith couldn’t take out a loan without her husband 🫠 It’s also a commentary on how society generally regards men with lots of women as “studs,” and women with lots of men as “sluts”.
Eeewww gross!
Talk about a clever comment! Gold gold gold! Hehehehehe
You just posted cringe.
Back when you just had to write a letter once in a while and call her once every two weeks. Can imagine the stress of managing 6 girlfriends in the time of WhatsApp, Instagram and Snapchat? Pure terror.
Don't be a coward, put them in a group chat
It's a challenge, but some people make it work, I imagine.
just use AI
You didn’t have to manage them as much precisely because those lack of communication modalities
It's called polyamory and its a real problem for people with that many relationships, Google Calendar ends up being a life saver haha
Singapore Slut was thought as too racy for 73 so it was left out.
Seattle slutz
Fayetteville Floozy.
Boston bimbos
Harlem harlot.
More likely is that they didn’t have the direct flights
New York knockout - made my day
San Francisco has never allowed a man to call her “sweetie” in her entire life.
San Francisco sociology major
Your Houston Hawk Tuah
Where’s the Oklahoma Ogre?
And the Fort Lauderdale Fattie?
STI testing complimentary in First Class.
If the Dallas Darling finds out about the others, you won’t be flying ever again.
Thunder rolls?
All my ex's live in Texas...
The world really was a different place!! lol
And this is how grandpa died from untreated syphilis
50% off Military fair, damn… that’s awesome. What’s funny is you can buy similar priced fares with frontier now in 2024 with discount den, lol.
DELTA = Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport. Now we know.
your San Antonio Sodomite / the Portland Puppy / my Baltimore Bottom / San Francisco Submissive...
Thought this was a pilot recruiting poster.
Forgot the Bama BBW
The fidelity of military guys checks out….
It’s usually the pilot…
People in the 70s loosened up and had more sexual partners. Now it’s a taboo again for a number of reasons.
What do we think those are?
AIDS and other STDs
With the way birth control is going you’ll be paying child support to any sweetie in a red state.
This is more about their customer base being predominately men back then. 1973. That's a year before women were allowed to open a bank account by themselves.
Literally has the smallest amount to do with it. Women could open bank accounts prior to 1973. Women did struggle to secure loans prior to the 1974 ECOA. Also, again because it has nothing to do with banking, men were still the breadwinners. They worked and traveled for their jobs. Very few women did.
Yeah I'm not saying it's *only* because of the bank accounts. It's a very telling example of how male-dominated finances and business in general was at the time. >Women could open bank accounts prior to 1973 And until 1974, many banks still required your husband's approval.
Agreed. It was a shitty time to be a man.
Based
Due to the proliferation of HIV and other STDs generally speaking.
wasn’t that mostly men? wouldn’t a woman who had multiple partners be just as fringe as swingers are today, or even more?
It wasn’t mostly men.
I heard about a French-Canadian flight attendant that had a guy in every city.
Yeah, he was extremely unfairly maligned. The truth is that he was forthcoming with early researchers of HIV about his social network. That was used against him to make him seem like he was responsible for the initial spread of HIV. There was research in 2016 that tested the early spread of HIV in the US and his name has really been cleared (Gaetan Dugas).
Yeah I know. I think people were looking for someone to blame, especially Randy Shilts. Shilts even said he wanted a "villain" in his book.
Ugh.
This is an ad that speaks to my uncle and grandfathers 🤣🤣🤣
Living that life is one thing, but advertising it as a bonus of your flight service is super creepy.
I don’t really think creepy applies in this context.
absolutely unhinged
All white girls? Booooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnggg
It's the same model in all the photos.
Well that might explain it lol. If you’re going to have a lover in every city at least mix it up.
He's got good taste.
This is what Stewardesses looked like in 1973. Now the hiring requirements are you be either a 55 year old bitter female, or a snarky gay dude.
Don from Mad Men, with his creative genius and abundant virulence must have been behind this…
Fr tho, what the hell happened to advertising? Even if the message isn’t the cleanest, it’s cheeky and fun. The fonts make me want to read more and the layout/imagery pull me right in. Now it’s all giant blotches of color with the most uninteresting text you’ve ever seen highlighting a forgettable slogan. This trend started way before cancel culture too, so it’s def not that. Advertising is just so lackluster nowadays.
Don’t forget the irritating, loud ass, terrible music/beats that go along with today’s commercials.
Or the super cutesy happy fun music, with over excited narration.
That over the top happy shit literally makes me sick
Ok boomer
The 70s were the time
Tampa tramp?
Did anyone mention his Brooklyn bitch?
She /will/ cut you.
Those were the days.
You don't get this kind of advertising anymore.
The original Hoes in Different Area Codes.
I’m just like what in the I mean I can’t even wrap my head around like what in the literal fuck 😂😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
I got hoes… I got hoes.. in different area codes 
The good old days…
The good old days when flight attendants starved themselves because they got fired if they were 1lb overweight.
Ah but yes...women are the problem.
50% for military? What happened to that deal?
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Portland Patchouli Patootie
In different area codes
79 bucks being the most expensive is crazy
That would be 550 USD today...
Hawk-Tuah was alive, and well, salute!
I like to fly to Chicago and Dallas please
I'd definitely double bag it for San Francisco
The Washington DC internists.
$30 for a flight in the 70s? Have our wages increased 8-fold, or just prices??
It's generally far cheaper to fly nowadays when you account for inflation. Also those are 50% stand by fares for military not the regular price.
Just don’t ask them for Birthday presents…
My grandad would've approved
They missed Florida Freak, and Pennsylvania Psycho, for some reason 🤷🏻♂️😂
what about my cleveland crack whore and my fresno fatty?!?
This totally gives me 2000-2010 era "Hot sinless near you" ad vibes.
THOSE AIRFARES! Why is every flight $800 or more now?!
Now do the Tampa Tramp
Chicago doesn’t even alliterate with cutie wth
what about the torontoian trap queen?
Bring back the Harem and the Lion who can tame them. I like the idea of having 2-5 wives. Now accepting applications for 8/10’s
Tulsa Thickie Minneapolis Milf Salt Lake City sugar baby Halifax hooker Green Bay gonorrhea
I legit thought this was a post on the Mad Men sub.
"Your std panel"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
San Francisco-Dallas: $50 ($357.71 in May 2024) Los Angeles-Dallas: $44.44 ($317.93) New Orleans-Chicago: $32.41 ($231.87) Houston-New York: $49.07 ($351.06) Atlanta-New York: $30.56 ($218.63) Atlanta-Los Angeles: $63.89 ($457.08) New Orleans-Los Angeles: $56.48 ($404.07) Atlanta-San Francisco: $69.44 ($496.79) Chicago-Miami: $43.52 ($311.35) New York-Miami: $38.89 ($278.23) San Francisco-Miami: $79.63 ($569.69) Detroit-Miami: $42.59 ($304.70) Suddenly, slutting it up feels like more trouble than it’s worth…
Scranton slut
we need ads like this again
Yeah chauvinism of the old days,……gross. But the flight costs. Jesus I wish it was still the same. Sf to Miami for 80 bucks and back when there was actually room to sit? Granted it would be an adjustment to the amount everyone smoked back then, and more or less everywhere you went. Stuck in a flying tube filled with smoke for hours I would just want to change immediately and go shower.
80 bucks in the mid 70s is around 460 today. Flying was far more expensive back then when you account for inflation. Also those prices are half off standby for military personnel not standard fares.
Newsflash: hot women will still fuck a man she knows is married or engaged, as long as he's loaded and/or hot.
Lol they don’t have to be hot. Anyone will fuck a married person if their morals are shit.
Sad but true. Some people just want to put the idea of integrity to the test, mainly because they came from a background where there wasn't any.
Ah this must be the missing morals that boomers are longing for.
wtf is a minx
The most attractive thing there are those plane ticket prices
Reno Rimjob?
This guy's laying pipe!
I dig it
They forgot: Boston baby / babe Phoenix fox (cheated on the F sound) Denver dish Atlanta angel New Orleans nympho (ya I couldn’t find a good one for N) Las Vegas light (pun intended) / ladybug / lady / luscious
I'm always frank & earnest with every woman I date. In Chicago, I'm Frank and in Miami, I'm Earnest.
🤮
Delta is trying to lure trick drivers?
This gave me the ick.
What a terrible decade to have eyes