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Iroh_Koza

The Thunder Dragon Empire doesn't concern itself with the petty whims of mice.


MakeCaliforniaTexas

I'm convinced 75 percent of r/historymemes comes from hoi4 banter.


LordJesterTheFree

I'll have you know ck2 banter would be more prevalent if the General public didn't dislike ~~incest~~ pure blood.


Prior_Practice_9748

ck2 is not for the common man, let alone woman


Lukthar123

> ck2 is not for the common man Well of course, it's for royalty And horses


TheLustyDremora

Don't forget the polar bears


Grognak_the_Orc

Jan Mayens*


Firemorfox

Did I hear wincest?


Firemorfox

Speaking of which, Hapsburg wincest eventually caused the very tense “relations” in Europe which lead to multiple wars that lead to an art student’s rise to power which lead to hentai becoming mainstream because of that art student.


[deleted]

Darn hapsburgs creating weebs


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TheOther36

Says the guy who always asks for a crappy ghost communication device


Milkarius

One of which was the Great War. Or, as known otherwise, the big family feud.


Le_Mug

What are you doing step Brutan?


SaintMC_

Seduce Rommel


sorenant

There's also the M&B crowd, the AoE/M mob, Nobunaga's Ambition cell, Kingdom Come enjoyers and maybe one or two Blue Wolf And White Female Deer chads.


[deleted]

I'm sorry but is this hoi4 some kind institution that haven't spread to my place yet?


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

Home Owners Institute, 4th iteration Edit: [here’s a link](https://www.heartsofiron4.com)


KevinCaused911

I love your username


CouchTatoe

Laughs in facistic Australia


Oy_Franz

Don’t forget about us Vic II banterers. Sure, we might only be like 10 and half can’t even play the game but we exist!


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

Hey. I get most of mine from Civ and EU4.


B4U_123

I see you're a men of hoi4 as well


Iroh_Koza

Oh, only 1200 hours. Paradox games man


GucciFlipSocks

There is just something about them


[deleted]

The name of Bhutan in its native language is Druk Yul: Thunder dragon Land


ThePedrolui

And its king is the Druk Gyalpo (Dragon King).


Gustav_III3

Chad country.


[deleted]

No, that's Chad 🇹🇩


Gustav_III3

You're right.


fatyoshi48

Chad’s so cool, Romania feels the need to copy their amazing flag


Erskk1

no that's the flag of romania🇷🇴, this is the flag of chad🇹🇩 /s


lNeverZl

Fun with flags~


-BubbaGumpShrimp-

🇦🇩🇷🇴🇲🇩🇹🇩


[deleted]

🇷🇴 🇹🇩 If you look closely, the shades of blue are actually different


[deleted]

God pray chad and romania never go to war


GhostNinja4Dawin

Same with Luxembourg and The Netherlands 🇱🇺🇳🇱


[deleted]

🇮🇪🇨🇮


fateis44

Let's hope we don't see the revival of this mess 🇩🇪🇧🇪 With the addition of 🇺🇬


OrangeJr36

Slight darker yellow


[deleted]

And blue


concerned_llama

And continent, that helps a lot!


DaCostaRicci

*🇧🇹


Jimmerich98

Utterly embarrassing use of /s


Gustav_III3

Like every use of /s


Jimmerich98

Yes, I agree.


The_Fish_Steve

Not according to Bhutan


Patriotnoodle

Not according to Bhutan


Biggest-Ja

I don't even care if this is real or not, the concept alone is absolutely hilarious


Skel109

I don’t think it officially recognizes either China (PRC/ROC)


Danel-Rahmani

True, they dont


magna_vastam

Because they are the rightful china


8leggedoof

Plus their flag has a frickin thunder dragon


magna_vastam

Thats y theyre the rightful dragon of the east


miner1512

That's half a cause I can get behind


NX129

So neither of PRC or ROC is the real China, Bhutan is


magna_vastam

Yes


do_not1

until extremely recently, they also recognized neither Palestine nor Israel


vivaldibot

A somewhat unorthodox solution, but I'll take it.


AFrostNova

Shit these guys should be in charge of the ~~UN~~ United Bhutan and Future Bhutan


RapidWaffle

1 china policy? Nah m8, that's cringe, it's time for the #0 China policy


IAm94PercentSure

That’s incorrect, they recognize the PRC and in fact they recognized long before 1968 most UN member states. Lacking an embassy in another country doesn’t mean you don’t acknowledge it as a sovereign state. Bhutan doesn’t have an embassy to the United States of America but it isn’t like it goes around pretending the US government doesn’t exist.


Skel109

Oh okay thank you for correcting me


Fascisttradwife

I tried pretending the us government doesn’t exist. They really don’t like that. Don’t recommend it.


knorke3

Too lazy to fact check rn but thanks for giving me the chance :)


Danel-Rahmani

The Netherlands is the first non Asian country to be recognised by them in 1985. That means they surely must like our cheese


iSoinic

They like that you don't have any mountains.


neefhuts

Are you bodyshaming my country because its flat?


iSoinic

It's just not my aesthetic preferences! But apparently Bhutan just likes you the way you are. I am from Germany, so I can't rely put some beauty standards to others, that I would fail by myself. My country is just as flat as yours in the top, medium in the middle and gets really tall in the bottom. But I've learned to live with it and don't listen to what all the other, hotter countries think about it.


TrickiestToast

So Germany is thicc?


iSoinic

Sort of. Does...does this mean it's beautiful after all?


TrickiestToast

Hell yeah


sociapathictendences

Germany is beautiful anyway brother don’t you worry about it.


[deleted]

It certainly is curvy.


[deleted]

Not as thicc as Russia tho 🥶


fateis44

Come on, lady Russia is a protective version of the Vampire Mommy.


Hellomeboi

Average Elevation in Nepal: 3265m Average Elevation in the Netherlands: 30m


neefhuts

I don’t even think it’s that, like half of the Netherlands is under sea level


AngryDutchGannet

What are they, a Civ 6 AI?


Iroh_Koza

I find it intriguing that east Asia in general seem more willing to work with the Dutch. Is there a specific reason? Or were they just that dominant in the region?


FierceText

The fact that we adapt to our (economical) partners might have an influence. We learn the language, instead of staying stubborn. Still exists today, where most schools teach german or french for a year, and depending on the level of education (we've separated smarter and less smart(not to be degrading but just an easy way to say it) people into level in high school) it will become a subject for the rest of high school. English is mandatory I believe for everyone. KEEP IN MIND: THIS IS AN OBSERVATION AND JUST THEORETICAL. I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON THE SPECIFIC SUBJECT.


Danel-Rahmani

Yes, English is indeed a required subject to graduate high school and almost everyone can speak it fluently, the Netherlands is also the best English speaking country which does not have it as a main or secondary language


FierceText

Best speaking he says, while all I can hear is the fookin accent(am dutch for clarification)


Danel-Rahmani

Can confirm am Dutch


Da_GentleShark

Honestly, its hillarious that wenever you hear that one accent you immediatly know: Ah! Its a fellow dutchmen. Afterwards the next question enters the fray... Is he... Dutch... Or flemish...


Shrexpert

Not sure but I know that in the case of Japan faith was a big part in it. The Portugese briefly traded as well until they started converting the Japanese to Catholicism. The Dutch were Calvinist and generally had no intention to convert the Japanese, much to the liking of the Japanese. Bhutan isnt really East Asia though and the area was heavily dominated by the British, though they might have had reason to dislike the British because of their oppressive colonial policy in the area (Bhutan borders British India). It's probably just a coincidence they choose the Dutch and was probably followed soon after by other countries. In a lot of cases "not recognizing" just means not maintaining diplomatic contact and my guess is that the country was closed off from the rest of the world so they didnt have an interest in diplomacy because they just didnt care


zKerekess

They were just thankful the Netherlands never colonized them


CreedThoughts--Gov

G E K O L O N I S E E R T


Hellomeboi

Alphabetical order possibly, Netherlands is right after Nepal, the New Zealand then Nicaragua


ScipioAtTheGate

That's technically not true, the Bhutanese had signed multiple treaties with the British dating back to 1865.


Danel-Rahmani

They didn't recognize them though, same with China currently. Have some treaties but aren't recognized


Foxyfox-

"Meaningless historical document"


[deleted]

The British signed treaties with the British? Darn Brits working with the Brits again


ScipioAtTheGate

lol fixed that


sp1cychick3n

I mean, your chesse IS good. And chocomel


Cathywr

Fun fact: Bhutan only recognised other countries after trying some Amsterdam Kush.


Thunder010203

why is bhutan everywhere


katilkoala101

because bhutan is everywhere, in our hearts


Nowarclasswar

PR campaign for them religiously cleansing


-Dev_B-

Can you attach any proof?


harshityadav

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_cleansing_in_Bhutan


I_hacked_kmart

Bhutan bad ending


bartonar

Because no one would dare to press Bhutan


Slaisa

Because there is only bhutan....


MulatoMaranhense

The Thunder Dragon Empire has no equal below Heaven, why should they recognize we maggots, writhing in the filthy of our own corruption?


didaskalos4

I understood that reference!


atomic_biscuit55

I didn’t pls explain


Wick5ie

In hoi4 fascist Bhutan is called the thunder dragon empire


MulatoMaranhense

I'm actually referencing CK2: New Era Old World. Bhutan is called TDE and possibly is the most advanced nation in the planet, putting the Brazilian and Nigerian empires to shame. However, their isolationist policy and more importantly their ossified burocracy mean it isn't as powerful as it can be. Playing with them involves creating competent emperors in several fields to fix the problems


Luised2094

Can you not use acronyms when explaining something please? I didnt understand half of what you said.


AngryPupperino

Kinda based ngl


[deleted]

Bhutan didn't need to recognize other countries, because they didn't conduct modern diplomacy for most of their history. They still don't recognize most countries. It isn't needed, because India usually conducts diplomacy on behalf of Bhutan. Bhutan only operates 5 embassies and only 2 embassies operate within Bhutan.


Ap_Sona_Bot

Bhutan recognizes other countries. I know you found this in MapPorn. Having no diplomatic relations is different than not recognizing countries, most of Bhutan diplomacy is done through New Delhi


DGStar-yt

Actually they recognised Israel last year


[deleted]

The duality of men under this comment


RapidWaffle

There are 2 wolves inside you


Chaoticfrenchfry

One is gay, the other is gay, you are gay


[deleted]

This is such a lively thread


rlyfunny

Love that I could help


pretzelcoatl_

Gross


rlyfunny

Based


DGStar-yt

Well I know cause I live there and you can fact check me if you want


rlyfunny

Hey man, I love your 293k pop city in cities skylines I always fuck up at about 100-150k


DGStar-yt

Thx


AustSakuraKyzor

India: "Am I a joke to you?" ​ Bhutan was the first nation to recognize India's independence in 1947, having already been a protectorate of British India since 1910...


basetornado

I thought the $250 a day visa fee was steep, then found out it included accommodation, guide and food. Makes me actually want to visit now.


geosub20

Yeah man, come again. Bhutan is such a nice little country. A nice tip from me- always visit during the winter, it's not the tourist season at that time and you can get things for much much cheaper, and get to relax in solitude. Ofc, if you don't mind the cold that is. And try to become good friends with the guide, he will help you negotiate much cheaper deals on souvenirs, and remember to tip him well on the last day.


basetornado

I lived with a Bhutanese guy for a while, so it'd be cool if I could meet up with him again. But yeah I prefer travelling places in Winter. I went to America in winter and it was a lot of fun driving down the East Coast.


Impressive_Guy

Bhutan still hasn't recognised Croatia for unknown reasons


[deleted]

But we know the reason: India does most of Bhutan's diplomacy. So they don't need to recognize other countries.


Impressive_Guy

Yup


Tamtumtam

it's just that they don't really care. they were on the news for recognising Israel lately, for example. didn't do that because of some strong ideological or pragmatic views. it was more like India going there and saying "hey there's this tiny country that really likes to be recognised, and can help you with funds for public projects and stuff" and Bhutan was like "aight sure thing pal"


M3lonMusk

Forget Croatia, Bhutan still doesn't recognise China (either one), the US, UK, France etc.


eip2yoxu

All just unimportant dwarfs on the politcal stage


MarromBrown

Been to Bhutan. Awesome place with great people. More than anywhere else, the people there just seem at peace with themselves. "Happiest country in the world" makes you think of laughing and smiling, but that's not it. They're just... satisfied with life. It's really quite inspiring.


LVGamerDude123

To this day they still dont recognize either chinas existence


Rhodesilla

they recognized my country (israel) a few months ago. everyone here was like "yo wtf is a Bhutan".


throwaway9287889

They only did it cuz India told them to.


Rhodesilla

I think Trump and Nethanyahu also had a part in it. it was in the middle of the whole normalization thing right before the US election, and I guess both leaders wanted to add a name to the list to boost their popularity.


maorsk7

its fine, im used to it


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[deleted]

Sounds more like a Mariah Carey "I don't know her" situation


Bloo-shadow

Wait..seriously? So they were the only official country according to them?


[deleted]

It’s not so much that they actively didn’t recognize other countries, they just didn’t really feel the need to participate in modern diplomacy. They’re very isolationist


Druko2406

Been loving the attention one of my countries has been getting lately


MarromBrown

Been to Bhutan. Awesome place with great people. More than anywhere else, the people there just seem at peace with themselves. "Happiest country in the world" makes you think of laughing and smiling, but that's not it. They're just... satisfied with life. It's really quite inspiring.


coolman134

Dude I’ve seen like 3 posts about Bhutan in my feed in the last 5 minutes. Apparently they still don’t recognize China as a country?


smol_kaguya

Fascist Bhutan in hoi4 is named Thunder Dragon Empire which is pretty cool if you ask me


MerkavaMkIVM

No no, bhutan does recognize my country.


MikeRidesABike

Fun fact: the latest country to have been recognized by Bhutan was actually recognized last year. That country is Israel


Gennik_

Do you happen to be on r/MapPorn ?


Lordofspades_notgame

Niger? Never heard of her


wolffvel93

BHUTANESE PASSPOOOORT


Hans_Hazelnuss

One year too early


zebulon99

They still don't recognise either china


inigmati1

You are wrong, you stupid idiot! When India got it's independence from Britain, Bhutan was the first country to recognize India event though it did not established any diplomatic contacts.


ricewithtomatosauce

Isn't that the flag of Sri Lanka?


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ricewithtomatosauce

Damn bro chill I just thought it was sri Lankan flag why you gettin pissed


LordBroetchen

Do you have any further Informations?


jukebredd10

Really? May I ask why?


pedro_megagames

Oh, so that's where the buthan world conquest comes from..


Kurbalija

Bhutan gas?


Seaguard5

I’d love to see what they’d think an invasion was if it occurred XD


MELONPANNNNN

The true path to the China and Palestinian Question


GarlicThread

AAAA BHUUUTANESE PASSSSSPOOORT IS bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue.....


kat_kaf

Is there amy source for this?


Finisher7119

[\*Every other country\*](https://i.redd.it/dvmz3mcmz5z31.png)


A-boba-biskuit

The comments I have been seeing here are the best I have seen. I’m not joking, this is amazing-


Turbulent_Fondant

"ok fine i don't control the world anymore, you guys can exist"


jazzinjassbois

I was they waited for one more year (1969)


The_Thusian

Not even India and China?


Maleficent_Taro_7910

1949 there was a friendship treaty between India and Bhutan


SimonStrikesBack

Gravy babies, assemble!


JoeGRcz

Feels like they didn't notice that it was a feature in the "post-WW2" update.


[deleted]

It recognises India and Bangladesh


fateis44

Brb, leaving Germany


Immediate-Limit3019

A Shadow Empire is being built as we speak.


[deleted]

Before that it only recognized India


[deleted]

All of Bhutan's Army is trained by India, they can serve in the Indian Army too All of their infrastructure projects have been built by India Till 2007, India used to somewhat handle their foreign affairs The Bhutanese Ngultrum has been pegged to the Indian Rupee since 1974 All Bhutanese subjects can get a job in anyone of India's government services