Clearly not true, but if it is: Microsoft didn't really become a superpower until like 1990 with Windows 3.0. Even the first victory, MS-DOS, came out in 1981 commissioned by IBM. Before that Microsoft was just quietly chugging along in Albuquerque.
So if it is true, those lovely women must have really liked Bill for Bill.
Untrue! When I visited Seattle in the spring of 1990, Microsoft was already a superpower, at least locally. It was said that 1/5 of the population of Seattle worked at Microsoft and 1/5 worked at Boeing.
Things that didn’t happen for 200, Alex
Unexpected twist, mother and daughter were both poodles
The nool poodle?
Expected plot twist: it was actually a mother board and daughter board.
>mother and daughter were both poodles Who reside in the Niagara Falls area.
Funnier than the actual meme
Nope it happened. It's where the term "motherboard" came from. It was originally "mother-bored"
So the real question is was the dick really that good?? Like did the daughter hear him plowing her mom and went “i gotta get me summa that 😩”
Nahhh. It was Micro soft.
This reply deserves love, well done
I'd bet it was the dinero
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Epic Rap Battles of History?
Duh. I thought you GNU
You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick, with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck...
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^This is funny af. MSDOS was a dick operating system
but he still.. y,know
I joked about making a company going the opposite of Microsoft and calling it Macrohard
Man, there's a lot of dust on that joke.
Careful with that joke. It's an antique
Word!
"babe don't worry, it's only micro when it's soft"
Parents and siblings don’t count.
Mother as a motherboard. Don't know about the daughter part.
"Daughter card" is a term that is commonly used to describe a secondary PCB that connects to the main card 🤣
There you go.
He probably fucked at least one or two daughter companies in his time.
Oyakodon
Cultured
If he slept with a mom then he slept with both a mother and a daughter because the mom is someone’s daughter
Clearly not true, but if it is: Microsoft didn't really become a superpower until like 1990 with Windows 3.0. Even the first victory, MS-DOS, came out in 1981 commissioned by IBM. Before that Microsoft was just quietly chugging along in Albuquerque. So if it is true, those lovely women must have really liked Bill for Bill.
Untrue! When I visited Seattle in the spring of 1990, Microsoft was already a superpower, at least locally. It was said that 1/5 of the population of Seattle worked at Microsoft and 1/5 worked at Boeing.
Need to learn his ways of computing
Have money
Can you remind me why we are hating on Bill Gates this time?
Yea. sure thing
in the gym they call him Bill Plates, because he be stacking
Plot twist. It was his sister and his mom.
Philanthropist dick
Bill gates, fills his mates
I believe this is called a "gentleman's double".
Missing the word “board” after mother and daughter maybe?
Not a HolUp, again.
Plot twist: mother's ashes
Mother and daughter “boards”?
The mom was 18
Jfc
Epstein Island was truly a fucked up place then.
Was?
So that's why the company is Microsoft, and not megahard
Big dong energy, what that's crazy, there's a reason he named it micro soft.
But in what order?
Please kill me
Bro is a legend
Too bad it was his own mother and daughter
Was mother his left hand, or his right?
It's was a mother goose
I thought that was called a sportsman double.
It never says he had sex with them. He slept with them.
Pretty sure Dave Lee Roth did this not Bill Gates
Every mother is also a daughter.
This sounds like cap. Why are you posting lies like this OP
It’s only micro, when it’s soft
The daughter was 9 and he only slept with the mom to get to her. 9 times on the plane, people don't forget!