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MomoS2z

I thought those two would kiss each other šŸ˜ 


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tinman01357

They speak Portuguese in Brazil, if that's what you're asking.


Extension-Mastodon67

He protected him of watching that square ass.


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spaghetti_outlaw

I don't think that's generally how they do those


YellowUnfair5999

r/suddenlygay


TheRedlineAlchemist

Would've been funnier to watch after realizing the ass wasn't much to look at.


Bavin_Kekon

Bro didn't realize he could just become the cameraman and oogle all the ass he wants.


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PuzzleheadedAd3838

Bot?


punk_duck-pato_punk

Am i making a fool of myself or is that song in Brazilian portuguese?


MontgomeryMayo

Youā€™re fine, it is.


Good_KKK

You're wrong.


Fenriz_N

You're wrong.


Good_KKK

We both are.


Fenriz_N

That's literally creating a contradiction.


Good_KKK

We're both right.


Fenriz_N

That's literally (still) creating a contradiction.


Good_KKK

Fine, then. I'm right you're wrong.


Fenriz_N

Fine, then. I'm right you're wrong.


Good_KKK

We're both right.


ninjamaster616

Songs don't exist in other languages, only English!!! #šŸ˜”


Mikeylatz

lol the way she just looks forward after the hat drop like a npc


binglelemon

What the fuck is going on.


WholeDescription771

Guy is trying to sneak a peek of that girls booty but the guy she is with keeps preventing him in a comical way by showing up to help the guy when he normally would be walking the other way with his gal.


haemaker

Username checks out.


Panonica

This guy u/checksUsernames.


binglelemon

Oh. "Dat ass" looked like two phone books side by side hidden beneath a table cloth..


Fancy_Cat3571

Fr. Blud wasnā€™t missing out on much


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bluesqueblack

Average at best, but you do you.


Gh0stMan0nThird

I don't really agree with the people saying her ass sucks but I do think their opinion is valid based on the fact that you volunteer yourself to criticism when you offer to share your skill/talent/etc. to the world. Like if a chef was like "Hey everyone, try my food!" you're not a bad person for telling a 3rd party that the food sucked. Similarly (in my opinion) when the whole point of someone's video is "Hey, look at my body!" you're open to discussing it just like you would any other skill or talent.


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Fancy_Cat3571

Having an opinion on the presented subject matter is a wild interpretation. Ay caramba


empire314

The point of this video was not to make people rate her ass.


Fancy_Cat3571

You put it up for scrutiny when one guy is trying every excuse to see it and another is doing everything in his power to prevent him from seeing it. Like itā€™s some holy grail of assery


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Fancy_Cat3571

Lmao seriously? Itā€™s what the entire video is about


Low_discrepancy

I'll save this threat every time some incel complains that body shaming only happens to men nowadays.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

I mean, it is a topic related to the content of the video. Itā€™s not like itā€™s a video of her singing and her ass got in view so people are roasting her. Itā€™s a video about her being so hot that this guy has to do a double take. Women do get objectified, but I donā€™t think this is the strongest example. You could do a lot better.


Low_discrepancy

Saying her ass is > two phone books side Is not body shaming?


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Did you even read my comment? I didnā€™t deny it was objectifying women but saying as a ā€œgotchaā€ for incels, this isnā€™t the best example of it.


Low_discrepancy

I am not talking about objectifying I am talking about body-shaming. Incels say women don't get body shamed only men do. Did you even read my comment?


blackstar_4801

Said by a nugga with little chin


Fancy_Cat3571

Drink gasoline


blackstar_4801

Only if I get to fire breath your eyeballs


Langsamkoenig

Thanks for the explaination, never would have guessed that.. Not like she is wearing a skirt. That ass is as much in the open as it's ever going to be. You can just turn around and take a look.


ddlbb

Thatā€™s the point ? Lol


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Thanks Petah


prkr88

"Comical"... Press X to doubt...


GODDAMNFOOL

what a terrible video


Good_KKK

Ho shouldn't have her assortment for the world to see then.


companysOkay

Just turn around like a normal horni man?


saibjai

I thought the dude was trying to flirt with the other dude and the girl was pissed at the end.


ChimoEngr

People who don't know what a holup is are posting here.


DocHoliday96

Thatā€™s hilarious but that girl has basic cake


4joraf

Guy wasted a look


Greedy_Screen_3232

Who said he's lookin' at the girl... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


MakoPako606

you only know that because you got to see it, but our mans did not


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For real šŸ˜‚ nothing to peek at


PrivilegeCheckmate

More of a flapjack.


ChicagoAuPair

[Too early for flapjacks?](https://youtu.be/WH4FghhHmiM?si=_m_UgvczckAASa9u)


WindowNo6601

Nowadays the ass doesnt get bigger only the pants get tighter


blucivic1

[There you go](https://twitter.com/DejenlasS/status/1741582733757874354/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1741582733757874354¤tTweetUser=DejenlasS)


saltydingleberry0

Mid at best


arya_ur_on_stage

Guaranteed you have cheeto dust on your tighty whiteys as we speak cuz your mom didn't do laundry yet


Skweefie

I'm not an ass man. Took me a minute...


IzanamiFrost

I had to read the comment lol


JohnLockeNJ

I thought it was something about a gay guy stealing a guy from a girl but the humor didnā€™t quite fit so I was confused.


Shadovan

I am and it still took me reading the comments to figure out what was going on. Then again, I am a gay leaning bi, so I was definitely more interested in the sexual tension between both guys.


JohnLockeNJ

Iā€™m just a straight dude and I still found the sexual tension between the guys to be more interesting than her ass. I was totally confused until the comments.


mrtn17

I am, took me a minute too


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Genuinely thought the joke was that the dudes were into each other until I read these comments


d00_w0p

If youā€™re a gay guy, this looks like he was trying to stare at his ass but he keeps ass-blocking his own ass. Then when he turns around a third time, the girl caught him and says fuck you


leglesslegolegolas

I'm a straight guy, but yeah, that's what it looked like to me too.


insertwittynamethere

That guy is so nice and thoughtful to help


Pharaoh_Misa

I wasn't prepped for him to help him pick up his hat šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


prkr88

I wasn't prepared for how shit this skit is.


StatusEfficiency8485

I can't be the only one who thought he was trying to get with the dude.


twitchosx

I have no clue what is happening here.


Blackentron

Rookie mistake. Just peek game from the front and keep it pushing. Have some dignity. Cake was mid ngl. Bro risked his neck for nothing /s


reskon

It took me way too long to understand wtf they're trying to tell me with this video and when I finally got it, I remembered I've seen the same video idea before, just done better, so yea, it's just another rip-off


whiffingPotato

Wtf did I watch just


SimplyChinese

Redbull makes you gayyy


IAPdesignSTAFF

To think that they could've done something way more creative or productive with their lives, but they made this video.


Eldr1tchB1rd

At first I thought this was simply a love story between these two


nostalgebra

Why is this tik tok drivel leeching into here


po3smith

Gotta be honest it made me chuckle pretty good


allend_282

What is the song? u/auddbot, u/RecognizeSong


krillymcfrill

Team CafĆ© ForrĆ³ X Arrochadeira - Andrezinho Araujo, DJ Kevin


AdOutrageous9359

Dude only wants is to be helpful.LOL


phil8248

I'm reminded of a story of two man at a bar during an event. Wedding I think but some sort of closed affair, men and women milling about mingling. One guy sees a stunning woman and the other man notices and he looks too. Then the first guy says, "Wow. Would you look at that." The second guy, smiling, says, "Yeah. Looks just as good naked in bed too. That's my wife." No anger, no challenge, just two guys appreciating a beautiful woman.


MechanizedMind

Plot twist: he actually wanted to see the guy's ass


Ganzo_The_Great

Butts in leggings are crazy overrated anyways.


JimmyBr33z

Her ass aint even that fat but I get it... its muscle memory everytime you see a chick in those pants


Zealousideal-Cod9634

Perfect loop


fuckingcreepily

Wait until he gets the video from cameraman...


Organic_Artichoke_85

Plot twist. He was trying to look at the other dudes ass, so he won in the end.


zaytography

Bro was straight shooketh on that hat pick up šŸ˜‚


CutiePaToot-Toot

To be fair, he didnā€™t miss out on anything


reverie11

If she doesnā€™t want anyone to look at her ass, why is she wearing that?


KO9

Are you victim blaming? /s


Malo-Mj

ā€œHe must workoutā€


ienybu

This guy didnā€™t even miss anything tbf


Suzzie_sunshine

There's no way that was staged.


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OutOfIdea280

That smirk was evil


socagiant_mally3d

Bro don't worry just watch this video you'll get to see it


Diligent-Fox-8545

Stupid af


LargeDrinkNoIce

Song?


Ilike_Something

At the last frame,when only the man'ass is shown,bro should've gone "Damn nice ass!"


Kolikokoli

Her: *doesn't want men to look at her ass* Also her: *wears body fitting clothes publicly*


so_im_all_like

You think blue shorts guy's shoes ever just come off by accident? Also, what was the point of this video - is it funny? is it a tease?


trustfundkidpdx

She has no ass anyway.


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This is legit hilarious


Defcep

A good bro would've let him watch.


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jessica_from_within

Whatā€™s a pipo?


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Look at his comments history. Filipino immigrant, lives in or lived in Australia, hates white peopleā€”and has made a half-dozen comments about them in the past hourā€”hates Indians, hates pretty much everyone who isnā€™t him. Saddest profile Iā€™ve seen in a while.


jessica_from_within

Ah, one of those people. Lovely


Obey_The_King

Hate when this happends to me


DiabloStorm

Make it make sense.


FullOfPeanutButter

Does anyone know what shoes the light-blue-shorts-guy is wearing?


EyesChinky305

Air Jordan 1s ā€œTokyo Biohackā€


FullOfPeanutButter

Solved! Thanks šŸ˜Š


randomdude_reddit

I really like that guy's sneakers, can someone tell me which Nikes are those?


EyesChinky305

Those are Air Jordan 1s called ā€œTokyo Bio hackā€


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Thwarted at every attempt. Good game.


leo-reis

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Koutopoulos

Not worth the hassle anyways


xlouiex

all he needed to do is pause this video at 0:04


Carioca-AleatorioRJ

Tinha q ser Brasil


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That's a lot of effort just to see ass


agree-with-me

Why?


AreyYouHilarious

Not to be mean but I wouldn't have expected a real bubble butt for this video.


the_other_Jorge

u/savevideo


Sinmaster5150

He didn't miss much her ass is fugly


PhyreEmbrem

Damn...I've seen so much Bromie shit i thought he was just trying to get some love from the homie and the woman was just jealous šŸ’€ That or her ass wasn't all that so i didnt even humor the thought anyone would even be peeping that.


fridaystrong23

ā€¦***bitch***


GazelleCritical6664

Red bullssssssss


intelligentbrownman

Got me cracking up šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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He protected his gf's ass from one dude just to show her to millions, nice job !


Menthion

That is gonna be a long walk for that couple


SALTY-BROWNBOY

My man needs to hit the calve machine


Crescentfallen78

Too much effort man. When that thing is unwrapped it's like cottage cheese.


LargeDrinkNoIce

Song? No clue what language but I kinda like it?


CachorroVoadorBunitu

Tendi porra nenhuma


intelligentbrownman

This got me cracking up šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£