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Zebra_Shadow

The execution was so perfect you know he's done it many times before. Smooth shitter


TheGoldenRavioli

🎵Smooth defecatooor, smoooth defecatoor🎵


Material_Push2076

Crop dusting turned into a fertilizer run.


thoughtful1979

Bro trusted a fart he shouldn’t have.


[deleted]

Yep, gotta take those warning farts to heart when you get older.


dreevsa

A story of betrayal


Khaotic_Outcast

A drive-by in broad daylight, how shitty!


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Machine gun noises and flashbacks to nam


imnotuurnotme-hehe

I feel disgusted just by watching this, but it happened to me once. #relatable.


bluelily02

what?


sword13r

Can confirm. I saw it. His mouth was full.


Metalloid_Maniac

**what?**


depthninja

HIS. MOUTH. WAS. FULL. 


soylattecat

Oh, okay


createthiscom

Poor guy.


Affial

*Poop guy


JayStar1213

Wonder if the food served was the culprit too But yea the poor guy couldn't even make it to the bathroom. That's pretty clearly food poisoning


Helpful_Design6312

Happy cake day! Definitely could be food poisoning or something similar. It’s a bad day either way


HolgerSwinger

This guy was a seagull in his previous life


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

A pigeon at deli airport


ChasingPesmerga

Happened to me at once, I was at home. But it happened just when I was accepting a delivery at our doorstep. I farted thinking it was just gas. But it just felt warm and cold at the same time. I touched the back of my shorts and it’s wet. Immediately and carefully walked towards the bathroom. It wasn’t just liquid shit, it also had undigested bits of corn and carrots. It was from the previous afternoon’s rice toppings fest. It was literally indigestion. I feel for this man and his unlucky place and time for that.


Pluckypato

Oof! Shit does happen.


CharlieTrees916

William Shatner


dreevsa

Shartner


meshikou

Is there a subreddit dedicated to ocean background memes, if not there should be.


MisterEdGein7

Shoulda wore depends. 


MysticRevenant64

The fact that the background is an ocean sunset is sending me


Bramasta

I feel so out of the loop lol. I've encountered a lot of videos on the internet using that background. Is there some kind of app I'm not aware of that people are using which puts their video on top of that background?


CantFeelMyLegs78

He had too much trust in his fart that day


lordtyp0

You've heard about crop dusting just wait until...?


subhuman_voice

Bro would have made it if he started running earlier


Unable_Peach2571

Bro woulda got away with it if he just kept walking casually.  I watched it 3x and I saw the splatter before I figured out where it came from.  W. T. F.


Biani_93

Hell of a skid mark


LoveBabesCarsPoems

It happens.


Dealius

Shittin’ and a gettin’


RevolutionaryDuck389

trusted that fart WAY too much....


DubbyMazlo

It's always the vids with the ocean background...


Turbodann

Imagine THIS being your one and only viral contribution to the Internet...


AstroNot87

Bro the music made me laugh more than the video itself


r1gorm0rt1s

Sharter


meestayuum

The one time the music has made the video better


fuct-tarp

Timothee Shat-on-me


jimmykslay

Bro was fighting for his life and lost lol


Zach___________m

Shit and get


dafuqbroh

How does this happen so often?!


Pulse_Saturnus

This is like Hitman AI


jakeatola

The Ultimate Crop Dust !!


FPGN

r/OceanBackgroundMemes


dreevsa

Shitty person


Schwulerwald

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits lol


UnitTop

It just slipped out


Qweeq13

Getting old sucks man


MagnumVY

Average American. Will shit anywhere when it's time.


Mobile_Respect_2020

Jealousy doesn't help your chronic constipation.


MagnumVY

Jealous of a country famous for shitting on roads and Walmarts? Ok bro.


Mobile_Respect_2020

You should relate my brother from India. Yea. You are in India and majority of your comments are full of hate and admiration. You, good sir, are part of the problem with this world. Thanks for your hate lol.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Never leave the house after you’ve taken your colonoscopy prep meds. It’s never going to end well.


MiamiPower

Milk was a bad choice 🥛


Piotr-Rasputin

And this is why I will NEVER outdoor dine. I'd rather take it home in a paper bag than eat next to that


VividFiddlesticks

Gotta gooooo!


SixFeetOverEasy

He scatted with the quickness


Hesam2010

Poop happened.