We absolutely are not with keeping around. We are an absolute poison to the planet at this point. But also AI would have to solve the problem of keeping the power grid functioning, maintaining structures... A computer can only compute until it's unplugged. I don't think we need to be worried about AI becoming sentient and destroying us. We are destroying ourselves just fine.
With [Artificial General Intelligence](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_general_intelligence) which companies, like OpenAI are gunning for that may very well be possible in the mid term:. An AI no longer dependent on humanity.
I actually look forward to using AI to be able to 'talk' to my patents when they eventually pass on ( they are in their 80s). I really love them and fear the pain of losing them a lot now they're old.
This would throw a real wrench in the works of my plan of bending my wife over the coffee table and taking her to toe curling town while her grandma watches.
No thanks, something best to remain buried n not put on display for anyone to see.
Not to mention I really don't want people to stare my back when I'm doing business.
This reminds me of a joke, daddy, daddy, can we play with grandma?
Sure, but it’s the last time we dig her up.
Another one:
Daddy, daddy, I don’t like grandma…
You don’t like it, you don’t eat.
Another one:
Daddy, daddy, why is grandma wobbling:
Shut up and give me bullets!
Why is it implied as revolutionary or innovation?
This was so old and easy to do. Just make a square mold, put the body in, then pour some clear epoxy resin. Once it dries, create a brace or foot/stand on whatever material you want.
It was so easy I have like 5 in my basement.
What the actual Fuck …. No, just no. Not even in jest. Having a chocolate hobnob and a nice cuppa and theirs granny’s old dusty wrinkly ass staring back up at you. And in a dress as well, FFS imagine they got it wrong and her haunted clam is on display for eternity 🤮
Not against it. But just like people's ashes. When the main love one dies like a son or husband. Who inherits the table? Also who would want their great great great grandma in a coffee table.
When your living room becomes the next venue for your kids mock WWE match but then someone took the assignment too seriously then pile drove someone through granny.
This is what we're using AI for.
I want to see Alex Jones either fist fighting or kissing a gay frog just because that shit would be hilarious.
Gay frogs. That is a new subject I didn’t know I needed to fear until now.
"They're gonna make the frogs gay"
Why would you fear it? Are you homophobic? What about ranidaphobic? Both, perhaps?
Fear I might like it. Don’t be so judgy. 🤣
Look up gay fish, you'll be ecstatic
Do youblike fish sticks?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
I am a grown man so yes.
Hells yeah, almost as much as I like French sticks.
Do you like baguettes?
Fisting a frog
While kissing
it just keeps giving me kermit
[the internet got you covered ](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/s/wdm6YqX2kY)
I will save that for later
Have a nice day.
Maybe put up in a museum 🤣
How would you know the frog was gay?
Hilarious. It's also funny that everyone is so terrified like AI is the Terminator incarnate but it can't make hands.
On the other hand, all we're doing is teaching AI that mankind is probably not worth keeping around if this is what we spend our time doing.
We absolutely are not with keeping around. We are an absolute poison to the planet at this point. But also AI would have to solve the problem of keeping the power grid functioning, maintaining structures... A computer can only compute until it's unplugged. I don't think we need to be worried about AI becoming sentient and destroying us. We are destroying ourselves just fine.
With [Artificial General Intelligence](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_general_intelligence) which companies, like OpenAI are gunning for that may very well be possible in the mid term:. An AI no longer dependent on humanity.
For all we know you are AI
Well, it kind of can, and it's getting better quickly.
I actually look forward to using AI to be able to 'talk' to my patents when they eventually pass on ( they are in their 80s). I really love them and fear the pain of losing them a lot now they're old.
Is it still called a living room if there's a dead person in it?
She's not dead no more... She broke out of the coffee table and is threatening me with a knife
You should be running out of there xD
Why don’t you go hang out in the limbo room?
Han Solo tf outa my grandpa
At least Han Solo isn't dead
I have bad news
Gonna be some strange goodwill finds in about 20-30 years.
W..why wouldn't the table hold? They are still dead, right?
Just a manufacturer's warning that they're not responsible for damage if you have sex on the dead Mee-maw table.
Were we, were we not supposed to?
No one said they have to be death. It just sais loved ones in the text.
Pre-loved
Granny is strong, weak ass epoxy can't hold her forever.
Looks like AI generated images
Obviously. You can't inter grandma in a half-inch-thick piece of glass.
The fingers on almost every person in every picture…
The one dude has a Live Long and Prosper hand.
I know it's a AI generated joke, but I fucking hope we never ever get something even fucking close to this.
I imagine this falls directly under laws regarding desecration of a body
burry
Terrible idea. Not a HolUp.
*Jabba the Hutt would like to know your location*
Some bad early AI
Simon Phoenix. Don't you have someone to kill?
Not until you tell me how to use the three seashells!
It’d be cool if you could extend grandmas hands out so one could hold an ashtray and the other my beer.
This guy, ladies and gentlemen
Imagine if instead of cocobolo you had one of these as a power desk
Can I also do this with alive people?
Yes, and they’ll keep it for the rest of their lives
Bro that's AI look for the old people's fingers they always give away
Don't be so AI, McFly
The guy who was doing all those resin pourings has gone too far.
Yes, finally.
The AI should chill with the random character creation button jeez
Yt people
This would throw a real wrench in the works of my plan of bending my wife over the coffee table and taking her to toe curling town while her grandma watches.
I love White people but this is a “dear White people” moment for sure lol Jk
People are so strange.
It'd be a situation if you found her missing huh?
Okay. Yep… I’m done with this, Elon hurry up let’s go.
People are terrible
No thank you
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Fun and games until she disappear in the morning
I really didn’t like my grandma. 👵. This would have been great around 2002.
I've never been happier to see excess fingers.
r/oddlyterrifying
HUH? 👁👄👁
What in the star wars is this?
Some necrophilliac would start banging the table when alone
Have these people never watched supernatural
Anyone wanna do a line on grandma
Why does Grandma look topless?
Ah nah
That's seriously messed up!
No thanks, something best to remain buried n not put on display for anyone to see. Not to mention I really don't want people to stare my back when I'm doing business.
Let’s go do some shots off grandma!
No, just burn me to ashes when I’m dead, none of these preserving for eternity thing, then again, I’d be too dead to care what happens to my body.
When the table doesn't hold?
Dexter love this one
Can wait for them to post the how-to on r/DIY, been meaning to have some words with mee-maw.
And what if you wake up one day to see the table broken and your grandma nowhere to be seen?
Pretty sure this was posted on April Fools many Springs ago.
The dresses got me
This reminds me of a joke, daddy, daddy, can we play with grandma? Sure, but it’s the last time we dig her up. Another one: Daddy, daddy, I don’t like grandma… You don’t like it, you don’t eat. Another one: Daddy, daddy, why is grandma wobbling: Shut up and give me bullets!
Third one is like "u f*cking what!?"
Thank you to each and every captain obvious commenting it's AI we never would have figured it out without you.
Why wouldn't the coffee table hold? Is she trying to get out?
AI misinformation is my favourite way to spread misinformation till now
Ohh AI, you did it again!
"Oh no! Our table!"
When she said "over my dead body"...
I'm going to need a link before I believe it. What country is this legal?
**knock knock** A: "Who is it?" B: "The Winchesters"
Okay, that's enough internet for the night. This is just nightmare fuel.
There will be a serial killer seeing this and being given ideas
The woman in red in the bottom right is buried on the couch, even more impressive.
Will it catch on? Remains to be seen.
That's an AI
Hands are a dead giveaway
Today we put grandma on resin. See in 3 months what she looks like.
I have one of those in the kid's room. They spend more time outdoors now.
Thank god this is AI
Now, that's the kind of AI humor I wanted to see.
The perfect table for a Ouija board game
I'm not sure what's scarier, the dead body tables or the elderly woman in the upper right
Their hands betray them
Everybody gangster till someone pulls out the ouija board
Ed gein shit right here
Why is it implied as revolutionary or innovation? This was so old and easy to do. Just make a square mold, put the body in, then pour some clear epoxy resin. Once it dries, create a brace or foot/stand on whatever material you want. It was so easy I have like 5 in my basement.
What the actual Fuck …. No, just no. Not even in jest. Having a chocolate hobnob and a nice cuppa and theirs granny’s old dusty wrinkly ass staring back up at you. And in a dress as well, FFS imagine they got it wrong and her haunted clam is on display for eternity 🤮
*as long as the coffee table holds* 😬
I legit told my wife that this is what I wanted her to do with me when I die... she didn't seem very enthusiastic about it.
That is the creepiest shit I've ever seen. I'm glad it's AI generated.
It's that scene from Lord of the rings
Not against it. But just like people's ashes. When the main love one dies like a son or husband. Who inherits the table? Also who would want their great great great grandma in a coffee table.
Face down, ass up just like I remember her.
Painting? Photo?? No???
This was freaky last time it was posted too
Who's up for having sex on that coffee table
Would be cool in a graveyard to be able to look down on those people
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All I can imagine is their head or eyes moving.
Couch sex just got real awkward
You can also light your ass pubes on fire instead of shaving them or waxing them
Looks ai generated
Needed to be face down ass up so everyone can kiss her ass.
When your living room becomes the next venue for your kids mock WWE match but then someone took the assignment too seriously then pile drove someone through granny.
Life is a horror story
Lmao! This is brilliant.
I guess there are no more couch blowies in my future.
fake
Granny makes flip-cup games even better
"burry"??
Fuck no.
Jfc
Can someone please let me know the name of this company?! I seriously would like to get this done as a gift for someone.
Why is it all women? That’s sexist.
R/wtf
r/foundthemobileuser
If you can’t recognise this isn’t real then you should just leave
Josef Fritzl Likes that