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Was it possible to return her if she couldn't cook or clean?


Turtle-power2021

I think they just move the "bad" ones around like priests


techjesuschrist

I could care less if she can cook or clean.. but if she doesn't master the _other_ abilities then I'm gonna use PayPal's buyers protection and get my money back.


[deleted]

Isn't that... human trafficking?


formerfentuser

No it’s advertising


Slow-Razzmatazz-7374

Or perhaps it's human advertising? I'm down for some compromising.


Yinanization

I remembered when I was growing up, this woman just showed at my uncle's village, no ID, kinda pretty, sold herself to a man for 300 USD or so, turned out the person bought her for his midget brother, the woman refused to sleep with him, so the midget family sold her for 350 USD or so, which came with furniture and such. Turned out the second guy couldn't get it up, she got sold again for 250 USD to some older guy who worked for my uncle. Their marriage was by all accounts a pretty happy one, they moved away after 3 or 4 years. The theory was the lady was probably on the run from the law. Crazy shit happens in little villages.


catsmustdie

Holy fuck


[deleted]

Soo, how many runaways is maximum per customer?


Bluesynate

3, any more and you should have built a fence


Sufficient_Article_7

They will all run away after 366 days.


perseus0523

Fucked up. Serial killers dream like ya I can’t find her one sec she was here then she was gone. I’m going to need another one by thanksgiving.


JunkScientist

I can imagine lots of wives disappearing in the 11th month.


dawatzerz

I have seen this meme posted about every 12 minutes the last few days even though it's an old ass meme


curiousonethai

Gotta love when a company has a good guarantee.