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MrSparrows

Who takes someone to a sex club on the first date. Bro's horny got uno reversed.


f-x-o

girl said she was a freak, he thought he'd out-freak her, she ended up out-freaking him


PaddyStacker

Freak out the freaks.


Jealous_Priority_228

*Calling all [freaks](https://youtu.be/rsEeiIrJy4E)*


Apart-Landscape1012

A tale as old as time


SirFarmerOfKarma

who edits the word sex out of literally anything on the internet


RobertTheAdventurer

Tiktok users. Some Youtubers. Facebookers. It's a response to filters and automoderation across social media. People don't want to risk their accounts being banned so they just do it everywhere. Content creators do it because there's always a small risk of auto-demonetization or the algorithm not liking it.


MyParentsWereHippies

Its not real bro


LiveTheChange

Well, it's a common scenario if the story is completely fake, like this. C'mon people. LITERALLY "And then everyone clapped" story.


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a-hippobear

I would’ve agreed with you up until the point I went to a sex club. Shit like this isn’t that uncommon


No-Customer-1159

Did the guy get a referral bonus though? Technically he recruited for the industry.


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TheHolyToxicToast

Well I think she's just a bit more freaky than his expectation


Leading_Experts

He thought *he* was going to get to fuck her.


sdrowkcabdellepssti

He didnt want to be third in line


the_peppers

He probably shouldn't have led her to the fuckline then...


KingJTuck

I guarantee he wouldn't even be close to third😂, probably like the 69th. Lmao


SlightlyLessHairyApe

It’s only polite to line up smallest to biggest.


aleleein

This is the right answer.


BlackSkeletor77

Nah he thought he was slick into some on the first date


DrRaynBow

he cucked himself and got sad


jwillsrva

Well he probably expected to at least be one of t he people to fuck her.


batmansleftnut

I wasn't there that night, but I'm going to guess that he probably would have had a good chance of being one of the people, if he hadn't left in a huff.


safely_beyond_redemp

He was trying to get it in but instead, two strangers got it in. It is perfectly reasonable to assume a couple at a sex club would stay a couple even while playing with others. In essence, she ditched him out the gate.


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because this is a fake story no club just lets a random stranger have sex with them they need to be treated for stds


Handgrenadez

Ehh there's definitely places where shit like this goes down.


Zofia-Bosak

where?


G00DLuck

Dirty Mike's Fuck Shack


thejewelisinthelotus

Thanks for the f shack - dirty Mike and the boyz


succulentdragon7

You know what it’s called when they do that? It’s called a “soup kitchen”.


RunShoddy892

good ole soup kitchen 🔥


sapiosardonico

No wonder I couldn't get laid at the secret club...I kept going to Dirty Fuck's Mike Shack. Great acoustics, thiugh.


taterthotsalad

If you have to ask that question, you are not ready to know the answer. Edit: /s


Paid_Redditor

I’ve been to a handful of swingers clubs and this 100% happens. Theres usually a room dedicated to this sort of thing though, that way everyone that enters is consenting


alt01dz

people live their whole lives behind a computer screen then say shit like this with their whole chest i personally, irl, know people in cleveland fuckin ohio that can tell almost the same story told here


Kahlil_Cabron

Seriously, I would actually say from my experience that the number of dirtier clubs that are basically just a free for all are more common than the more exclusive ones that require papers/testing. There are 100% sex clubs like in this story in every decently sized city across the US.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Hahaha oohhh my sweet dear summer child. There are 100% places like this, it's just really not glamorous or as Theatrical as you might think a "sex club" or just fuck party actually is I've never been to a shindig with 300 people that's something But a house/condo and dozens of people yes. A warehouse type space "party/rave" and there's more people watching a small group of people have sex than actual sex going on yes. The two things that seemed far fetched in the story are 300 people. And that all participants were conventionally esthetically attractive lol The girls and guys I've seen who are hyped to fuck in front of others tended to have...a little more life in their looks


SoManyThrowAwaysEven

I see you've never been to a swinger's club. Public sex with strangers is literally the expectation.


Kilomech

I’d expect them to just make everyone wear condoms. I don’t have a lot of experience with this scene but my BFF does (he’s a total slut, I love him to pieces). This is a story I’d kind of expect from him.


radicalelation

Generally club events are with condoms, especially if they have regular studs as part of the event. Most legit sex clubs tend to be pretty condom positive, even if the occasional patron is fussy about them. Nothing will kill a club faster than being ground zero for an outbreak.


HornedDiggitoe

Oh sweet summer child…


Ok_Channel_9831

People don't do things they're supposed to just because of laws and safety issues. COVID is perfect example of this.


Kahlil_Cabron

You don't know what you're talking about. Yes many of the more exclusive clubs require this, but if you don't think there are clubs that are basically free for alls then you've just never been.


SluttyPocket

Loooooool


CureForSunshine

If you’re ever in Toronto : https://oasisaqualounge.com/


No-Respect5903

.....really? "hey I'm going to bring my cute date to some cool underground club so she thinks I'm interesting" "wait, she's volunteering to fuck 2 random guys? but I'm right here..." how could that possibly be upsetting? he should have stayed to watch! ^/s


brokenlonely22

Anybody who would even pretend for a second to not understand why a guy wouldnt want to see his date get spit roasted in front of 300 strangers is not emotionally mature enough to be in any sort of relationship with anyone with the single exception of their clinical rehabilitation into society


radicalelation

Being a dude explicitly into that, the idea of being on a first date and introducing someone to it to be abandoned for it would hurt. There's a lot more about these clubs than just taking your girl to get fucked. He could just be more exhibitionist and wanted some public play together where it's allowed, or one of plenty of other reasons that isn't directly letting someone else fuck his date. Bringing someone there for a first date is extreme, and I'd be more understanding if she did it like, spitefully if she took it negatively (and it'd be reasonable to be a bit miffed taken to a sex club on a first date) and clearly it wasn't going to work out, but that's not quite what was conveyed and would still be a pretty mean thing to do.


Kilomech

Right? If I’m brought to a sex club by my partner, I’m going to assume it’s because he wants to see me get fucked by other people, because he wants to fuck other people, or both. The guy is an idiot for leaving.


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Seriouslygetoutmore

After watching this film, scientists would most likely give up on HIV vaccinations.


Fun_Animator_Studio

Might motivate them to work even harder actually.


dakid232313

He didn't get a bonus. He didn't even get laid. Sucks for him. You just met her. Why are you mad? I would have at least WATCHED. we definitely wouldn't have had a relationship but I'm definitely tappin once.


WhipnCrack

She is super proud of her talent.


DiscombobulatedLet80

Step 1 - Interview a pornstar about her sex story. Step 2 - censor the words sex, porn, fucking.....


-Plantibodies-

It's for monetization. The interviewers themselves don't have issues with those words.


MustBeSeven

Huh, maybe platforms should allow for the clinical, dictionary use of these words. They’re not being used derogatory, they’re simply explaining situations. Censorship is overkill.


-Plantibodies-

Platforms do. It's the advertisers that don't want their company name associated with them. So if you have certain words and content, advertisers won't want to be associated with your content. Again, the issue is about monetization. Just think a little bit.


Good_Smile

So do they actually want big money for normal content or nothing for shitty content?


-Plantibodies-

I imagine the content creators want money, hence why they are adhering to monetization policies. Haha


SilasX

I remember there was that time when Bono (of U2) got an FCC complaint against him for saying “fuckin” during an awards ceremony, and the FCC ruled something like “nah, that’s cool, he was just using it as an intensifier, not to refer to sex acts”. Edit: [looks like they later reversed that](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/fcc-reverses-ruling-on-bono-comment-1441718/#!).


imrys

How else would you make a gang bang story family friendly?


greeneyedguru

All you gotta do is change the title to include "stepbro"


somefuckinguy

It's a good thing those words were censored! Think of the children watching this video. They're well protected now. /s


dryfire

What? I thought this was a story about the time she went to an underground sax club and played an amazing sax solo with two fine gentlemen.


rogersba

And sexiest....


LibrarianAcademic396

Tik tok man, it’s the worst


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

yet reddit's stealing tktk content, not the other way around


robin_888

Step 3 - post it as a HolUp


Ardal

But leave in the ten thousand times she says 'like' just to annoy everyone.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

and young people say its hard to get an entry level job.


itsmehutters

Well, she fucked raw her way in. It is still a hard grinding.


LovecraftsDeath

It's a multiple, intense entries job.


ashes_88

Superhero origin story


Fin_Heroic

Nah, this was the villain origin story for the guy that took her there☠️


surfzer

Andrew Tate


LateyEight

"I took that bitch there as a loyalty test and she failed." -Tate, probably.


Fun_Brother_9333

Nah that guy definitely fucks dudes.


concreteraindust

Andrew took one of the two guys on stage on a first date to the same place and same thing happened


LuxNocte

Guys think they want a freak, then get upset when she's a freak.


SilentSpectre45

They want a her to be a freak with them not everyone else


Sakarabu_

Which seems like a pretty reasonable request. I think even if you are freaky and both clearly into that lifestyle, it's just good ettiquette not to go off and fuck two others guys without your date. She's certainly entitled to do so, but he's also pretty entitled to leave that situation too.


nowuff

Yeah I can’t be mad at the dude or her, I guess. Removing the sex aspect, if I take my date to somewhere fun, say, a bowling alley. And they immediately see some good bowlers and decide to bowl with them the whole time instead of me, I might be a little irritated. At a minimum, I won’t go on a date with them again. And on a personal level I might feel inadequate for not being a good or interesting enough bowler. But in the same vein, if their dream was to bowl with some amazing bowlers that were better than me, then I guess they were right for seizing the opportunity? Albeit impatient


iloveuranus

"So I told this girl I like dancing and she took me to this underground dance club. As soon as we got in there were these two _amazingly hot girls_ on the dance floor. We hit it off straight away, it was wonderful. An hour later I looked for my date, but to my surprise she had left. _Women!_"


payne9989

Yeah, CumGirl


ConstructionDry4908

Superhero origin orgy story


poopy_wizard132

The two men on the stage? Albert Einstein and Einstein Albert.


Schtick_

john Jackson and jack Johnson


LewdLewyD13

I say your 3 cent titanium tax goes too far. Well I say your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.


BatemaninAccounting

R Kelly and P Diddy.


Coltx1911

God, I fucking hate the internet where everything has to be censored


NewNurse2

I hate the Internet because everything has to be an advertisement. This is literally a commercial. Teen guys, up vote the sex talk!


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

I'd hate to tell you this...but for as long as there's been radio, nearly every piece of media you've consumed has been selling you something.


Nice_Block

It’s odd as absolute fuck. I still don’t understand what the fuck happened cause it’s been getting worse the last few years. Gen Z is getting tricked into censoring every fucking word.


Previous-Cook

It’s because social media and advertising algorithms will automatically block or demonetize. Puritan ethics codified in LLMs 🙃


graphiccsp

It's not Gen Z'rs. It's advertisers hearing parents are mad at them for not censoring everything for their stupid unsupervised children. Then putting pressure on platforms by threatening to pull sponsorship.


DroidOnPC

"TIMMY! WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW?" "Mom, its just a pornstar explaining how she got Eiffel towered at a sex club while on a date, and then decided to do porn afterwards..." "Hmmm....let me take a look.... OH... this is fine, they censored all the naughty words. Its ok Timmy, you can keep watching this channel if you want. I approve!" "Thanks Mom!"


Cygs

Thank God they made this video about anonymous  exhibitionist groupsex / pornographic recruitment safe for kids


Valisk

Monetization of the dumb video.  Reject Monetization accept shitpisscocksuckermotherfuckergoddamn


Uranium-Sandwich657

CUNTS! ALL OF THEM! FUCK CENSORSHIP^(unless it is gore or gross fetishes)


AlecTrevelyanOO6

If we just censored all the things I don't like, the world would be at peace!


Uranium-Sandwich657

Exactly!


Print-Local

American Internet


leshake

China is also very regarded.


NoAssociation-

It's children. The reason indirectly is children.


AThrowawayProbrably

Hey! Think of the children listening to her story. The children!


AK47_username

Streets. They were made for her


DINC44

She's streets ahead!


frostywafflepancakes

Community reference?


jooes

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.


MustBeSeven

We don’t sexualize Annie.


DefNotHenryCavill

Is it supposed to just mean cool? Or like miles ahead?


Regular-Omen

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.


RewrittenSol

God damnit Pierce! Stop try to coin that phrase!


gluebottle31

If you don't get it, you're streets behind


unholyholes666

Or the railyard, cause she got run by a train


GoonTooHard

Not even. She's for the sewers


ThatHikingDude

She should say ‘like’ more


Bjorn2bwilde24

Like a lot more?


Yuri-Turned

No, like, a lot lot more like, you know MORE like, a lot you know? Like


NIRPL

Literally


pointofyou

She's not got that many lines... Also talking isn't what she uses her mouth for in front of a camera usually.


iloveuranus

Are you saying she _isn't_ a good storyteller?


ronin1066

And 'sex' so we can't hear anything


VanillaLoaf

Like literally like like like like. Jesus.


ChimpWithAGun

California Valley Girl accent. The worst of all American accents.


Chicks__Hate__Me

Who is that?


MessyHessie

It's Sisi Rose. That's what google said.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

Grade B- . Fairly average performances with lots of fake noises. Better story teller than performer.


Valisk

I thought... how bad could it be.. It's pretty bad. 


Cobek

She was born for porn though! Such a weird turn of phrase for this situation... Kinda gross.


No-Respect5903

she just liked to get fucked lol


the_murders_of_crowe

So I guess that means we were all born for porn then. Dibs on bornforporn.com.


bartolocologne40

Ya, who is this so I know who to not Google


TheChumscrubber94

You don't want to like Google her, like you're like missing out. Like.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

More importantly where is that club


Rhett_Buttlicker

Sounds like The Box but I haven't heard of them banging guests onstage there


LogicQuestionsMe

My friend said her name is Sisi Rose


Badweightlifter

Thank you! I didn't recognize her with her clothes on. 


mtfpablo

Yeah, my friend is also asking


EmbraceTheFault

Homeboy didn't see that she was covered in red flags, and then took her to the factory where they make even more flags. That L is on him.


CluelessFlunky

Bruh took her to a sex party for a first date as a surprise. he's the bigger red flag of the two


fuckthisusername5000

>born for porn A moment of silence for her father


Ken_Kaneki_07again

Don't worry i am pretty sure she doesn't have one


ContinentalYankee

He raised her for the streets, this is his fault


SmallBerry3431

He raised her? He went out for milk dude.


suchjonny

No, she was BORN for it. That shit was predestined. There was nothing he could do.


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I don't know what to say more, but even her voice corroborated that she's a born slut!


Level_Flounder_8543

Like, yaahs


Heartshy32

Oh thank god they censored the word “sex”


JudasWasJesus

What really want down; She goes to a modeling gig posted in Facebook. There's a guy with a camera and a couch. Three guys fuck her on camera, the sound guy fucks her after the first filming. That's how she knew she was made for porn. Everyone had the clap


heliamphore

The two guys fucking her? Albert Einstein.


keeper_of_the_donkey

She said 14 words between 768 "like"s.


RhollingThunder

An underground sex party with 300 people. That definitely happened.


Seltzer-Slut

Sex clubs do exist in most major cities in the US, and they aren't underground parties, they're full fledged businesses.


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Aiyon

I mean “standing ovation” was the giveaway lmao I’m imagining a bunch of people in monocles clapping going “Jolly good show”


Maxx-powers

You have clearly not been to an event in NYC. Just join Fetlife. I've definitely seen 100+ at events. For example, this one is coming up and it's a 2-story venue: https://www.fetishtribe.com/event/fetish-tribes-15-yr-anniversary-celebration-sat-may-18th-limited-number-of-discount-tickets-now-available/ https://temptationsnyc.com/ https://www.houseofscorpio.com/events.html https://subspaceswingers.com/ People even travel to events: https://www.campcrucible.com/ And these are the mainstream ones that have some type of signup outside of Fetlife. You could literally join Fetlife, set it to NYC, set the distance to 0 miles, and can find smaller events. These aren't super secret clubs, but there aren't signs on the door advertising them either.


BaconBagel_CurryBeef

Talking about maintaining the hvac, biohazard/trash/collection, waiver paperwork and fdny permits and certificates for a venue as large as that. That’s more anal than being actually in the club.


MrDurden32

Who knows if this is real, but sex clubs absolutely exist lol. They're not even illegal.


Treacherous_Peach

The funniest thing about comments like this is you call them a liar, aka they're unreliable, but then you trust all the information they provided to prove the point. She said 300 and 300 is a crazy number, so the whole thing must be bs. Or.. she, like literally anyone who is trying to tell a story and give an idea of how many people were present, just *guessed* and she's terrible at guessing audience sizes, also like most people. Listen, who tf knows if the story is true, but you gotta learn to take your critical thinking skills a level deeper. You're at surface level here.


annabelle411

And what decent sex club is going to let someone in impromptu without being tested, especially to let them go on and fuck two people. There's literally a poorly-written erotica that's similar to this where a guy invites an innocent woman to some sex academy and suddenly she turns into a sex goddess


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oftankoftan

does she strike you as someone who's good at counting?


qrrbrbirlbel

my penis doesn't care


Sudden_Pop

Just to make it clear, all these stories are fake. Nothing to do with porn is real.


renaissance_pancakes

How I Met Your Mother


Emberbun

What's the...holup here? Am I missing something?


TheDickWolfe

Guys, can we agree that just maybe, a little bit of shame is OK?


RevolutionarySite578

Making mom and dad proud


k_Brick

Dad wouldn't come to my highschool plays, but now he cums to my movies.


finland_men

Worst part about this video is the amount of "like" she uses


joyous_occlusion

*"I look around, I look around and I see a lot of new faces..."*


questionablysober

like, like, like, like


SinSeitan

Wow such a great story. Who is she so that I can hear her talk some more?


VirtusTechnica

This is like something a 13 year old boy would think is "cool".


PrestigeZyra

Ma'am this is a McDonald's.


LettuceWithBeetroot

"Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like"


alethejack

we need a "like" counter


playstatijonas

18


IzzySirius18

Better be careful! You can get the clap from a standing ovulation


kankoh23

I’m just confused why the dude would get mad when he’s the one that brought her there. Lol


jaramac

I dunno, if i took someone out for a meal and then they sat down at a table with 2 dudes and ate with them, I'd probably be a bit miffed. "What you bought me out to eat, I'm eating, aren't I?!"


Aggravating_Quail_69

Sex clubs aren't just a free for all. Some people go as a couple and just watch or only have sex with each other. The polite thing to do, if she cared about him at all, would be to ask if he minded. But she didn't care so whatever. Also, this never happened.


Kriss3d

I kinda have doubts. But. I mean. Sure. If she doesn't owe anything to anybody then go nuts. Do what you want to try.


sutrane

Meanwhile the guy side of the story is on probably on 4chan


JoeyZasaa

Reddit will believe anything.


zackit

What drives ☕ to behave that way?


MathSad6698

#BornForPorn


TheDr-Is-in

...and that's how I met your mother.


nite2k

whats her name?


MedicalCrab7979

if its your first time at fuck club , you have to fuck


sithmoneydonita

The streets shall have her - shakespeare


dbundi

Video or it didn’t happen


Big_Towel_8140

If this girl says "like" one more time, I'm gonna like, request she gets like, donkey punched.


_Batteries_

Im with her on this. If you go to a sex club with someone, what do you expect? Like, im not saying every person is going to volunteer for that, but if they do, you brought them there, your fault.