Japanese people and culture is so interesting and coolā¦.. they do wild shit, think of wild shit, but are also super seriousā¦. I also love that theyāve taken on other countries cultures, specially Americas and kinda wove it into their ownā¦.
For sure the most fascinating culture to me. I know I probably sounds like a Weeb but I assure you Iām not. Not into anime or anything like that, but like how could you not love a country that is infatuated with KFC for Christmas so much so they have to order months in advance simply cause they think the US does that.
Considering I didnāt even know that this was Korea not Japan, I think itās a safe bet that Iām speaking truth when I say Iām not a weeb. Keep cooking tho.
I assure you, you will have regrets, regardless of sexuality, gender preferences, nationality, religion and choice of favorite gum, you will regret clicking that link.
For all that were curious but afraid to click the link: it's generally putting heavy metal rods into and down the male urethra while erect for gratification.
Not entirely sure but I know that oftentimes a struck tuning fork (or some other source of vibration) is placed against the rod to cause it to vibrate. If I had to guess I'd say it was derived from the tuning fork practice, though I can't say conclusively.
But in South Korea, that bottle of soju is less expensive than the beer. In a convenience store, a bottle of soju that size would be considered overpriced at $1.50 USD. $10 worth of soju is enough to get an entire squad of American soldiers completely wasted.
Edit: I should have specifiedāthere is a wide range of soju types with varying quality and alcohol content. $10 will get you 10 of the green bottles that you see in the video, but if you buy the cheapest, strongest stuff in the big containers, $10 will get you wrecked
Not really... in Total Wine there is Soju so because my wife loves Korean series we heard of it so we decided to try. I drank 4 bottles by myself with a couple of beers. While I got drunk I was not wasted.
Edit... Nevermind. I just found the alcohol content range is HUGE. an range from 12.9ā53% alcohol by volume (ABV).
>Two teams make up a squad, which has four to 10 soldiers
Even assuming 4 that's like just over one and a half bottles each.
I can't speak for Americans but as a Brit I can do that.
Even if it's the 40% stuff.
If we throw a party we'll generally plan for about that amount of alcohol per person.
Assuming we will be going pretty hard and up till 2AM.
We'd need more if we were pulling an all nighter.
So for 4 people it's pretty much the perfect amount of alcohol, for 10 people it wouldn't be enough.
Mate on a night out at a soju bar I'm having at least 4 bottles, its delicious. And of course, the soju bar is the final destination after a night out on the piss.
Until you try to stand up.Ā
Soju has a weird magic effect in that you can drink it and you know you've got a nice buzz on, but the second you stand up it's multiplier kicks in and you're instantly drunk.Ā
Tastes better. With fried chicken meal i call it Chi-Maek. Theres tourist cups that show proportion of beer to liquor. I prefer 80/20. And the less flashy way is to slam a spoon and stir a bit to start a tornado. When i first googled it other stuff came up like covering it with a napkin, slam on the table, swirl, then throw the napkin to get stuck on the ceiling. Ill only do the last one at someone elses house. Try a pale lage beer, corona and blue moon were good
Usually the foam gives it a different taste to the drink, I donāt know much about it but [this video](https://youtu.be/BuU_lMAIwbQ?si=NSJnhPc11TioV6O9)explains different ways to have a beer and explain why thereās foam in some drinks.
Even though this video probably shows a different kind of alcoholic beverage, it should still apply the same aspect of having foam in the drink.
The soju knocks down the foam really quickly.
Without agitating the beer a bit it ends up going flat which is not exactly the best.
The standard way is doing it is just like a Jaeger bomb, drop a shot glass full of soju into a half glass of beer.
If this video was a minute or two longer it would look like a normal beer.
Drinking in Asia is so much better than in the states, you can get some bomb ass food and drinks for half the price, then walk around and explore with a buzz because the streets are pretty much completely safe, then hop on a bus/train ride back home. Meanwhile you have a beer or two in the states and now you have to Uber
See, when they do stuff like this is when you tip your server, not when they make you order off your phone and a grumpy teen brings you your meal with an attitude
Sounds like [Uncle Chan](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_vqjxzvWI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fporn.reactor.cc%2F&feature=emb_imp_woyt) is getting the drinks
I'm sure those last techniques to get the foam out at the end are officially referred to as "milking the cow" but I have a feeling she coulda done the same thing without ever having been on a farm...
10/10 classy
Bring the wife and kids. Fun for the whole family!
I came with the wife and kids, now what?
Mr Graham, take a seat
LOL! Prepare to be amazed, my friend! š
I read that with an "in" instead of "with" and had to double back to see if my mind wasn't just fucked.... it's just fucked.
Now CUM with the wife and kids.
The cops and social services are ringing your doorbell.
She did warn everyone like a true professional.
Indeed! š
Japanese people and culture is so interesting and coolā¦.. they do wild shit, think of wild shit, but are also super seriousā¦. I also love that theyāve taken on other countries cultures, specially Americas and kinda wove it into their ownā¦. For sure the most fascinating culture to me. I know I probably sounds like a Weeb but I assure you Iām not. Not into anime or anything like that, but like how could you not love a country that is infatuated with KFC for Christmas so much so they have to order months in advance simply cause they think the US does that.
Cool, but they're Korean, not Japanese.
Yup. The green soju bottles are a dead giveaway
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Welp that makes me feel stupid, tho I stand by my statement. Haha
Lol, your original comment and the response to it reads like a scene in from āFriendsā between Ross (you) and Chandler (the reply).
Same thing really, Sincerly - Every japanese Emperor ever.
Most culturally aware American
Most american american, more like.
https://imgur.com/bMcqKjm
Considering I didnāt even know that this was Korea not Japan, I think itās a safe bet that Iām speaking truth when I say Iām not a weeb. Keep cooking tho.
That part where she stabs it right in the tip tho.
r/sounding ?
r/eyebleach 
Thank you my good sir
I clicked on the link and immediately turned back after I read the description and got eyebleach when I needed it most. Bless you kind sir.
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Still trying very hard to resist!!
Please don't
I did Now I regret
Dont resist?
the resistance goes away after the first few times
We talking about viewing the sub or doing the sub? Both are correct
Sounds correct
Why is it hard to resist looking at dudes fuck their pee hole with objects?Ā
I assure you, you will have regrets, regardless of sexuality, gender preferences, nationality, religion and choice of favorite gum, you will regret clicking that link.
Still trying to resist. The more people tell me to not click on the link, the harder it is to doā¦
I caved, and regret it.
I looked. Strongly recommend against it.
I didn't heed your warning. I now regret it
please! now I'm curious š«š«
Do NOT
Maybe women will have a stronger stomach with this one. Women, look away nothing to fear
I watched initially... confused as to what was going on. Once I realized I backed out ASAP.
Just don't
inserting things into the urethra
Sounding is a fetish about inserting things in your urethra I hope this explains
FUCK .....I did to
Wdym it's just music
I hate you op
If I had to suffer from it, we all have to suffer.
Suffering is the path to enlightenment
For all that were curious but afraid to click the link: it's generally putting heavy metal rods into and down the male urethra while erect for gratification.
Good grief. Thanks for the heads up. I can preview links but the pics were too small to see what was going on.
Why is it called that. That's the confusing part.
Not entirely sure but I know that oftentimes a struck tuning fork (or some other source of vibration) is placed against the rod to cause it to vibrate. If I had to guess I'd say it was derived from the tuning fork practice, though I can't say conclusively.
r/faithrestored
Omfg why did I click the sub!!!! I need bleach for my eyes
BRO. DON'T CLICK THIS F*CKING LINK. I did not want to see that. Thank God we don't have cameras at work.
The best part of posting this has to be seeing all the people that have never heard of it experience it their first time.
Jokes on you buddy! I'm on red reader so I can't go to porn subs!
POWERsounding!
NOPE [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aGG27dGUA&list=LL&index=2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aGG27dGUA&list=LL&index=2)
OMG I LOVE MUSIC :(
Well this has been the worst day of my life
and then she elbows your prostate, WWE style.
That's a cursed comment right there!
First cake needles in the eye now this oooung
"Wait are we not Frazing "
Glad I wasn't the only one who bust a nut.
Ah the drinks came
Manā¦ fuck you.
Door's that way...take my upvote on the way out.
r/angryupvote
Just take my upvote and get out of here!
Me: why was this video marked NSFW? Itās just a lady pouring drinks? Ohhhh I see
Magic touch? She's spilling it all ov- \*Excelsior*
Put on a little show, crack a few jokes and they'll never notice we charge all 5 of them for only 2 beers.
I'm pretty sure it's soju in the first bottle.
But in South Korea, that bottle of soju is less expensive than the beer. In a convenience store, a bottle of soju that size would be considered overpriced at $1.50 USD. $10 worth of soju is enough to get an entire squad of American soldiers completely wasted. Edit: I should have specifiedāthere is a wide range of soju types with varying quality and alcohol content. $10 will get you 10 of the green bottles that you see in the video, but if you buy the cheapest, strongest stuff in the big containers, $10 will get you wrecked
OK?
Not really... in Total Wine there is Soju so because my wife loves Korean series we heard of it so we decided to try. I drank 4 bottles by myself with a couple of beers. While I got drunk I was not wasted. Edit... Nevermind. I just found the alcohol content range is HUGE. an range from 12.9ā53% alcohol by volume (ABV).
>Two teams make up a squad, which has four to 10 soldiers Even assuming 4 that's like just over one and a half bottles each. I can't speak for Americans but as a Brit I can do that. Even if it's the 40% stuff. If we throw a party we'll generally plan for about that amount of alcohol per person. Assuming we will be going pretty hard and up till 2AM. We'd need more if we were pulling an all nighter. So for 4 people it's pretty much the perfect amount of alcohol, for 10 people it wouldn't be enough.
Mate on a night out at a soju bar I'm having at least 4 bottles, its delicious. And of course, the soju bar is the final destination after a night out on the piss.
Now thatās what I call a happy ending
ScumbagDad calls that a sloppy toppy with a twist.
The goat
The alcohol mage
Uncle Roger was over the roof! Fuyooooh!!
heard many 'AYA's at the end tho :P
When you do you what you love, you never work a day in your life.
What drink even is that? Reminds me of a much more complicated version of Jaeger bombs.
Soju + Beer = Somaek and yeah, it's got a bunch of unwritten rules/customs/performance to it.
Do i have to stroke the bottle when pouring?
Well, it ain't gonna stroke itself.
No some people lick it too.
Not really. Thereās just extra shit you can do for more ooohās and aaahhās
I believe its somaek. Soju and beer. Goes down a little too easy...
Until you try to stand up.Ā Soju has a weird magic effect in that you can drink it and you know you've got a nice buzz on, but the second you stand up it's multiplier kicks in and you're instantly drunk.Ā
Apparently literally all alcohol has the same weird magic effect.
Colour me intrigued
soju + maekju (beer) = somaek As a Korean ive never seen such a way of presenting it, am definitely taking notes....
Try adding sprite to the soju, like half soju half sprite shot into your cup of beer. and then make the somaek fizz up. Tastes good.
Tastes better. With fried chicken meal i call it Chi-Maek. Theres tourist cups that show proportion of beer to liquor. I prefer 80/20. And the less flashy way is to slam a spoon and stir a bit to start a tornado. When i first googled it other stuff came up like covering it with a napkin, slam on the table, swirl, then throw the napkin to get stuck on the ceiling. Ill only do the last one at someone elses house. Try a pale lage beer, corona and blue moon were good
When aunty knows how to party
Way, WAY, too much foam
The āHappy Endingā cocktail
Usually the foam gives it a different taste to the drink, I donāt know much about it but [this video](https://youtu.be/BuU_lMAIwbQ?si=NSJnhPc11TioV6O9)explains different ways to have a beer and explain why thereās foam in some drinks. Even though this video probably shows a different kind of alcoholic beverage, it should still apply the same aspect of having foam in the drink.
Iirc isnt that a big part of Guinness? So much so they made cans with a little canister inside that caused it to foam up?
Pretty sure the little balls inside guiness are because it's nitrogenated
The soju knocks down the foam really quickly. Without agitating the beer a bit it ends up going flat which is not exactly the best. The standard way is doing it is just like a Jaeger bomb, drop a shot glass full of soju into a half glass of beer. If this video was a minute or two longer it would look like a normal beer.
Agitating and making it foamier will result in it going flat faster.
This is the kind of drink that is never around long enough to go flat
Having drank ģė§„ for the last decade and a half, I definitely prefer it with the beer agitated. To each their own, though.
Shouldnāt that bottle be pixelated?
Tip the lady!
Just the tip?
Good one š
Drinking in Asia is so much better than in the states, you can get some bomb ass food and drinks for half the price, then walk around and explore with a buzz because the streets are pretty much completely safe, then hop on a bus/train ride back home. Meanwhile you have a beer or two in the states and now you have to Uber
Here in LA it's getting better at least. But, public transit still isn't as on time as other countries for sure.
She would put on a wild tea ceremony
Well uhm, that was pretty hot.
Bet that tastes...special
That was a happy ending?
Why is this marked not safe- oh... there it is
table's more drunk than the customers
That look..
She's a keeper
I do enjoy a good edged beer from time to time.
"Hey Squidward" *holds out cup*
She knows what she's doing, see that smirk on her face? LMAO
A happy ending!
What she did was so fucking awesome that i didnt even notice the pervy part at firstšš
What uh... what's she doing later
She used to work at the massage spot before this lol JK that was awesome
im thirsty all of a sudden
She knew exactly what she was doing and I applaud her for it.
What an absolute unit.
Tip dat damn woman!!
See, when they do stuff like this is when you tip your server, not when they make you order off your phone and a grumpy teen brings you your meal with an attitude
u/savevideo
Dude saying āHEYAā sounds like link from smash bros
Sounds like [Uncle Chan](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_vqjxzvWI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fporn.reactor.cc%2F&feature=emb_imp_woyt) is getting the drinks
What restaurant is this please ??? School project
As someone currently also drinking someaek, I wish I could do that
I to like flat drinks.
She knows her audience
I need more of this at the habachi
I was like tf why is this nsfw ā¦ oh thatās why
Ayo what she doing with that bottle neck thoughā¦
Sheās def getting my tip!
My sister is getting the middle one for sure
But let you rub my schlong like that IT'S GONE GET WICKED NI...
In the beginning, is she saying āCum, Cum, Cumā? Iām sorry itās a legitimate question.
Gotta love how she makes no eye contact at that one stage.
Aji-mah knows how to entertain the younger crowd!
More impressive than anthing
Where is this place? So I can stay as far away from it as possible
I should call her..
I also like flat beer....
yea girl, get it all out.
Just booked my ticket to japan
Korea
Just cancelled my flight and switched
That made me titter
Wrong korea
nothing worse than picking up a glass and getting sticky beer all over my fingers
Rape?
Only can imagine what she could do with a real one
Yo, but is she single?
The nexus of Happy Meals and Happy Endings
Wtf actual hold ups are appearing here now?
All jokes aside that is still mad impressive
No bottle is safe with this wanker on the lose
Yeah, but who wants that much head?
She pours beer like I like my porn -- lots of head.
Pours a beer like an Albanian chicken farmer
What are they drinking?
Terra beer n Soju - Somaek
That was kinda hype tho
I'm sure those last techniques to get the foam out at the end are officially referred to as "milking the cow" but I have a feeling she coulda done the same thing without ever having been on a farm...
How to make it taste like shit.
not gonna lie I'd feel a little weird drinking beer cum
Sploosh
Is it possible to learn this power
this must be the japanese tea ceremony I have heard so much about
Redditors when they see a stream of fluid
r/unintentionalhandjob
damn, thought that was a real sub/r
r/subsifellfor š¤£ Sorry to get you like that (: