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I just wanna be as innocent as her so that I can stop overthinking and be happy 😭

No matter how dumb or clever you are, there are always things to be sad about.

The frequency decreases as ignorance increases.

Indeed, as a wise person once said "Ignorance is bliss"

“Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.” Is the full quote. I find it adds more context. 🙂

So it's similar to "when in Rome . . ." but more like "when with fools, do as the fools do"

Sure, or be wise enough to know when to be happy and not overthink things. Time and place sorta thing.

The bliss of ignorance is nothing compared to the apathy of knowing there's nothing you can do anyway. 

if there's truly nothing you can do, then how you react is the only thing left. Apathy is fine as long as you're not hurting yourself or others.

Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated.

Or as my dad always told me, "Do the best about what you can, and don't worry about what you can't"

I believe the full quote was: "You ignorant bitch!" But the ignorant bitch was too much in bliss to remember what was actually said.

Also via Cracked Magazine, “If ignorance is bliss, why are there so many unhappy people walking around”.

That really cuts both ways

But do you know who said it? No? Guess you’re ignorant to that information… now enjoy your bliss Redditor! Alternatively if you do know then I am sorry and I tried my best to provide you bliss

I didn't know, but that actually didn't provide me bliss lol. In fact it made me curious. Googled it and this is what I found from wikipedia : >"Ignorance is bliss" may refer to: >• "Ignorance Is Bliss", a phrase coined by English poet Thomas Gray in his 1742 "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College" >• "In knowing nothing, life is most delightful" (In nil sapiendo vita iucundissima est), a quote by Publilius Syrus

You have made me less ignorant. I just lost some bliss too, so thanks for that.

You're welcome stranger :)

"if ignorance is bliss then you must be ecstatic" - mr. fibonacci, warframe

I recently went on a trip with my friend. I have been way happier the last couple of months because I stopped worrying so much. He notices so many things I don't, because I assume everything will always be ok somehow. He freaks out when things aren't according to plan. I feel like a big idiot sometimes around him, but I can definitely say I'm a happier person than him in general

It's definitely a balance. Essentially it comes down to risk management. Being aware of and noticing risks tends to keep bad things from happening, but impacts your happiness. Yet being totally oblivious to important risks will eventually tend to make you very unhappy when something significantly bad happens. Ideally, you only want to ever even spend any time noticing or assessing risks that need to be assessed, and only spend as much focus worrying about them as they deserve. If your friend notices many more things that honestly don't need to be noticed because either the risk is so insignificant that you shouldn't bother thinking about it, or because there is literally nothing you can do to change the risk, then it's actually quite counterproductive to even be thinking about those things to begin with. Conversely, if you're completely missing important risks that could have serious consequences, sooner or later your happiness is going to be cut short. A huge factor that affects this is how much small setbacks impact you. If you accidentally knock your drink off the edge of the table because you left it sitting too close to the edge, does that make you extremely upset and ruin your day? Or are you able to just laugh it off? If you can just laugh it off then your brain trains itself overtime that maybe glasses on the edge of the table aren't something it needs to be overly concerned with, and the scope of the things you HAVE to notice and worry about will naturally decrease, and you'll be happier overall. If you curse and rage your brain naturally trains itself to be ever vigilant for cups on edges, and over time you will spend more and more focus and effort noticing and worrying over every detail in order to try and protect yourself, but it becomes exhausting.

I don't think that's true. For instance, take political social media. It's a well observed phenomenon that simply telling lies to upset your followers is profitable. In this case those spreading the lies are directly increasing the ignorance of the people consuming their content, and simultaneously making them more and more upset and unhappy. Your statement might tend to be true, barring direct outside influence, but I think it's important to note that the less intelligent you are, the less control you have over your own happiness.

As cognitive function declines with old age, the frequency of being sad also decreases? 🧐

Yes.

Ignorance is bliss, lower IQ people tend to suffer from lower rates of depression and express higher levels of happiness When you know a little you tend to realize how pointless things are more often

Is this scientifically backed? 

No

There are also always things to be happy about. Positive outlook is key.

Like how puppies turn into big ugly monsters that destroy your couch!

I'm not so sure. I know a couple that are identically dumb, naive, and ignorant in every way. They're the happiest people I know. Dumb as fucking rocks, but happy.

It is never to late to give up as my old coworker used to say

i've always thought ignorance is bliss but your comment is actually changing my mind lol, it's pretty insightful is this a quote from somewhere or you came up with it? what kind of books do you read usually?

Knowledge is a curse.

it’s a blessing…and a curse—Mr Monk

Ignoring is bliss.

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it's not bait, it's a joke. literally everything posted here is either a good joke (extremely rare) or a bad joke (the rest).

Holup

I would have reported her ass to the police station.

The fact you believe this was real is some level of embarrassing naïveté. So you’ve got that going for you.

You've got that going for you too, if you actually believe the comment you replied to is sincere

(smiles and nods)

This is probably, most likely, fake.

I say it was other.

Oh god, I didn't realize what it is about until I've seen your comment. I'm denser then I thought.

Break the cycle Chose better people

Can u tell me where his ex lives, I'll take revenge ☺️

Horrible, even if I can't take revenge, at least I can share the atrocity this man had to go through alone 😔

He had to bear the weight of another woman on his shoulders.. such a strong man 😩

Also on his face, on his groin and on his chest.

So I understand sitting on his face and groin, but ... on his chest?

The good old man boobs squeezing, tit for tat, but more like, tat for tit, here

This had me laughing pretty damn hard

I also choose to fight this man’s ex 😏

Don't try she is strong i went there and got scratched as well 😔

> Can u tell me where Look for the line out the door and down the block.

Nah bro the scratches hurt. Long nails get some weird ass scratches and they swell a bit making it impossible to sleep as it burns. Unless u passout from exhaustion and all of sudden your back starts to burn from soap as u bath the next day.

I think she was already thoroughly pounded, it's alright

Poor feller almost didn't make it out alive, lost his shirt too.

He probably lost his belt, pants, underwear, and rectum from the look of where those scratches are.

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

Pretty sure the ex was sending a message to new girl.

I bet his dick got beat up too, poor man

And his lips? Must've been one hell of a fight!

judging from where the scratch marks were, his tongue must be tired lol

Maybe if she got Dhalsim arms, those are missionary scratches

> she got Dhalsim arms Would

It's called Street Fighter Femme Edition. Rule 34 and Rule 63 applies again. EDIT: There is also a MOD for SFV - MIDNIGHT BLISS. Rule 63 but not Rule 34.

Don’t forget those bruises on his neck! That lady must be vicious!

"What happened to your lips, did you get in a fight?" "Yeah, you should see the other person's lips"

"What happened to your lips, did you get in a fight?" "Yeah, you should see the other person's lips" "Which ones?"

Shane Dawson’s cat got revenge, finally!

too soon

How is it too soon? It's been 5 years since that

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Apparently ice cold

His back looks like a Black Metal cover.

Pick your poison:https://wallpapercave.com/wp/ZC3jV3W.jpg

What, no Party Cannon?

I fucking love Party Cannon 🥳

Give me Party Cannon or give me death.

I can convince myself that the word “DIVINE” has been etched upon his back in those marks

Ummm… Who’s gonna tell her?

Happy cake day!!!

Thank you!

That must've been a long, ravaging, tense, heat of the moment, argument

They did the sex

:o

NOOOO!

Neverrrrr

Were they…neked…for this fight I wonder 

You just know this is going to show up in r/PeterExplainTheJoke

whats the joke? I don't get it.

The ex scratched him during sex, not a fight.

that badly?

It's a lot but it's definitely possible, yeah. Especially if, for example, he's really into that stuff. Also, the ex could have scratched extra hard on purpose to leave a mark because she wants people to know. Besides, the pattern of those scratches really says "sex" and not "fight". Scratches from a fight would be random, chaotic, all over the place. These are in a neat symmetrical pattern from doing the same movements repeatedly.

Yes, a lot of people are into nails in the back. It's a relatively mild pain that can feel great in the heat of things.

The dumbest among us breed the most.

s u s

Amogus

😂 Hopefully God gave her a lot of beauty. She didn't get much in the way of wisdom.

I had a girl do this to me once. The next time we had sex, she let me pound her ass to make up for it. They say to never stick your dick in crazy, but I have never regretted it.

>to make up for it What? Getting your back scratched up is pretty hot. Make up for it. I think she just wanted it in the hiney.

Yeah, in the moment its hot. The next day when it hurts to wear a shirt or shower isn't fun

She worded it "to get back at her." I think she was just trying to get some more aggression from me. It worked!

Your story has inspired me.

It was just a dickle fight.

Ripped straight through his shirt

Oh shit who’s gonna tell her

I think his ex is tiger with fake nails

He had a hard time.

You just know she was scratching the shit outta him on purpose so she'd see it. Little did she know the girlfriend is oblivious.

I bet as a payback, he slapped the hell out of her ass.

Domestic violence

She wanted to fight, he was ready to fucking fight

I'm sure he's ok. All the tension has been released

Why is my man flexing his back so damn hard

A comment I saw earlier seems appropriate, “I wish I lacked critical thinking skills, some of y'all seem so happy.”

It was a fair 1 on 1

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Alabama??

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You see, the Hol Up of this post is "She doesn't realize they had sex" so your comment makes it seem like your sister was doing stuff (stuff being you). Thus the Alabama reference

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The Crazy Paradox: "Never stick your dick in crazy," but "crazy" is great sex.

You might get a few marks but no matter how well you fuck a woman they're not going to scratch you up like that. Looks like a badger attack or Milhouse, probably just Milhouse.

I remember one girlfriend when I was first started dating. First time we did it, my back was covered in scratches like the OP. Never happened again though, so I guess it's kind of like a woman marking her territory

Interesting comment, the Ex may have done this intentionally We need updates

I’m a baby, I would stop immediately and leave if my sexual partner scratched me that hard. I have a really low tolerance to pain and would just really rather my partner not inflict any on me.

Tire tracks up & down your back, l can see you had your fun.

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! That was no fight, he was waxing his ex’s kitty and put the grinding action on full blast.

I'm sure he needs a long nap after that scratchin'...

Yay, a real holup!

Is his ex edwina scissorhands

"He said he really fucked her up, so at least she got what was coming to her!"

Oh he's very ok

It was a horrible fight! They started going at it and ripped each other's clothes off. Then they was wrasslin on the ground and she was scratchin the crap outta him trying to get him off of her. You could tell that he was hurtin her because she kept screamin, "Oh Gawd!"

Looks like something that would happen to a rapist

Oh man.

I don't get the joke?

Some women, with longer nails, end up scratching the backs of men they're sleeping with. So the idea is that he's sleeping with his ex.

bad news for you. Sorry to wake you up, but they just had a very very rough sex.

To be young

Yeah he just took some perks girl, they have a tendency to make you itch. You’ve nothing to worry about.

This mans speach is 100

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

.....I should call her.

Cougar 🤗🤗

Someone in porn scratched a fella at climax and ever since after that all newbies think thats what they should do. U dont have to scratch. It doesnt make anyone feel better.

Telll that to the masochists

Speak for yourself mate it's a kink of mine.

Speak for yourself.

He's ex is Alien

His ex is Wolverine ig

Bedroom wars..

Was his ex a cat?

a demon cat in the sack.

She marked him.

I mean, I'm curious to see what it feels like to get slapped in the face during sex but I don't see how a back full of scratches could possibly feel good.

He also had severap "bruises" on his neck, that bitch punched him really hard.

That red stuff around the base of his dick was just a bruise. That’s it, just a bruise.

Is his ex a cat?

Yeah dank gawd. 🙏🏼

I feel like she might have been bouncing on that dick actually.

Who’s gonna tell her

Bro got a built back tho-

At some point, she probably gave him blue balls too!

I've seen this before. The attacker will also leave bruises on the neck area. Stay safe #justiceforvictims

hahahaha clueless

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Perks of finding girlfriend like this stupid

You got her number , I need that sort of abuse in my life

Yeah I wonder why he goes back

Self flagellation is an issue that many men hesitate to speak about.

🤔 I hate when I get in fights like that!

I need to buy a warning sign tbh... because i dk that AND. Bite... I should probably warn any partner i get...

Is the weiner intact?

Wonder if he showered before he got to the house or if he said fuck it she can’t smell.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...

Oh he’s very okay, he’s delighted 😂

thought he had a deathmetal band logo tatoo at first

Passion scratches. He's okay.