He should raise his rates. Most people would pay $300+ for a service like this. Plus he's really only gonna be able to get his shit rocked once a day or two.
According to his current rates, he’s making about 10k a year assuming he does a job every 2 days.
But if he charged $300 instead, then he’d make about 55k a year also assuming a job every 2 days.
He could easily live off of his work if he raised his rate.
Nah can’t do it every 2 days. Gotta show up to the next one without the black eye. Ur gf won’t think ur a baddass if your beating up a guy with black eyes already. That’ll just make you look like the bully
Honestly, based on his ad, I doubt he is doing the lords work. Likely he thinks what a cheap ass paying me only 50 or 60 bucks and why don’t I just hit on the girl (if I think she’s cute) and show her what a real man is, sell the other guy out “do you realize this guy payed me 50 bucks to do this, what a loser, let’s get some tacos”. He know the other guy isn’t doing shit and it’s easy pickings based on her choice of men.
Jokes on him: i showed up with my “girlfriend” - my buddy in a sexy wig, and we split the $50. Guy was so smooth though my buddy ended up leaving with him anyway. Gonna have to win him back by harassing his girlfriend and letting him beat me up. And maybe ill borrow that sexy ass wig…
His rates are low because it's a scam. He wants to beat the shit out of someone and he's looking for dudes willing to self-identify as a wuss so he can be assured not only a win but $50.
If he’s built like that, I wouldn’t be worried about it. He needs to gain some more weight and more muscle if he wanted to do that to me. I come from a big boned Polynesian family lol
I’m a big boy but I ain’t fighting The Rock lol
Hell, for a Polynesian dude I’m pretty mellow. I don’t like to fight unless I really have to. Unlike my cousins who like to get drunk and scrap smh
I’d say $300 for a face shot, $200 to knock me to the ground, $100 to cower away after you slap me, and $50 to show up and act like I’m scared of you, leaving without the need for violence.
Customers must cover gas cost for all purchases under $100
I saw a guy on YouTube who sold himself in the form of shares like how a company goes public.
In turn his investors get to decide different aspects of his life like what he would wear on a particular day or what he would do.
They have taken"advertising your skills" to the next level.
Not even disappointed at the man. He has racked up millions as far as I remember.
Edit - he is not worth millions, I just saw the video a long while ago so I did not remember it to the detail.
Link to the video about him - https://youtu.be/KIOrHlpwyjg (NOT a rickroll)
I do not
If I remember correctly I saw him on a clip of a daily dose of internet video.
As far as I know he is pretty famous tho. Look him up in Google or search for" the guy who sold himself in shares ddoi" on YouTube. It will probably come up
Wow, that is actually a pretty cool social experiment. Like an actual social experiment not the bullshit pranks on Youtube. Though it does raise some really interesting questions about taxes and individual rights. Like, for example, it is illegal for you to pay others to vote for a particular candidate. But he sold shares of himself, and those shares grant somebody the right to vote on how he should vote. Is it illegal? Probably, but in a way its like democratizing your participation in democracy. And does he technically have to pay income tax? His valuation is a literal valuation of his existence, not a tangible or liquid amount. Is that considered income?
You define all that in the shareholders agreement when you create the shares. You can restrict or grant privileges to the entity at will and what they entail. You just have to commit to it from there. It's pretty flexible otherwise, especially if you aren't listing on a public market and being exposed to SEC regulations.
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Ayo girl, this dude just gave me $50 so he could kick my ass for you. What a loser right? Wanna get outta here?
...in case it backfires, girl says no, and dude kicks your ass and demands his money back: nah bro, i did the job
This shit gets guys into trouble with their girlfriends a lot. So many guys will assault a guy thinking their girlfriend would approve of them defending them only to find out their girlfriends didn’t want that, that they are disappointed in them, mad at them. This shit happened to me too.
The guy I punched out in the some lounge was an asshole but it wasn’t warranted for me to assault
him. It started off with Him bumping into my girlfriend by mistake, he said sorry but in a really dickish way. Later on he was making sexually suggestive gestures to her so I walked over there and I layed his ass out. I grabbed my girlfriends hand and we ran out of there. I really did think that I was justified in the moment and right after, I though my girlfriend would approve of me punching that shit head out, man I was so wrong. She was so pissed me at me. The relationship soon ended.
Guys need to be careful with this shit. Unless some asshole puts his hands on your girl or something really serious you don’t jump to beating his ass. And read the room, try to figure out what your girlfriend actually wants, the majority of women are not going to be okay with you beating someone up for her unless that guy did something really bad to her or you and it was self defense.
It would be funny if this guy shows up and starts harassing your girl and she is really into it? You beat him up and your girl calls you a jerk and goes home with this dude. Now he's got your money and your girl lol!
That's why you borrow the money from the girl before you go out.
1. Even if you lose the girl you don't lose any money.
2. She won't leave you in the first place cuz you owe her money.
I'd pay for a service where a really good looking man flirts with my girlfriend , soon to be wife, and see if she is loyal to me or not. Can't trust these hoes these days.
He’s kind of creating liquidity in the ass kicking market. People out there getting their ass kicked for free will soon be pushed out in favor of a more conservative and reliable result of the ass kicking that can only be provided by a professional.
I see nothing wrong here. Just a business man doing business. Filling a niche in the market he thinks there's money in.
He should raise his rates. Most people would pay $300+ for a service like this. Plus he's really only gonna be able to get his shit rocked once a day or two.
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I'll take a rough-up, a light drubbing, and a small fisticuffs, please.
I'll take 2 fisticuffs, their small...
Break my leg and call my hair dumb: $5,250
That 5k will go quick at the ER. Like, 1 hour quick.
Is this an American joke I'm too British to understand?
It’s an American reality.
Nope. 100% accurate.
found the real Entrepreneur!
Dude if tv and movies have taught me anything you can take several beatings and be okay enough to continue fighting stop lying
These prices are too low by a factor of 100x. Probably 1000x or more. Trust fund dude bros would spend that on a party trick no problem.
Also there should be a group rate- for players with 4-5 women lined-up. Quietly slip him the $50 and “Same time tomorrow. Be careful, she’s a biter”
Is a biter the same thing as a scraper???which is worse?😂😂😂
This gave me a good laugh today. I'll take the Hurly-Burly, please.
This guy fucks
Damn…no value menu…🤷♂️
How much for a Hell in a Cell?
The Simple But To The Point package: pushing,shoving, rear naked choke, then tap: $45
According to his current rates, he’s making about 10k a year assuming he does a job every 2 days. But if he charged $300 instead, then he’d make about 55k a year also assuming a job every 2 days. He could easily live off of his work if he raised his rate.
Nah can’t do it every 2 days. Gotta show up to the next one without the black eye. Ur gf won’t think ur a baddass if your beating up a guy with black eyes already. That’ll just make you look like the bully
raises rates to $600, its two sessions the first is a stunt practice session, 110k
Under the table would be nice. But if he has to be legit then insurance is going to take a chunk. Plus taxes.
Bro have you SEEN what these mofos can do with makeup now?
Yea but dental is going to be a bitch
Id pay 80$ just to fuck him up on a Wednesday
Yeah. He's selling himself short. It's a seller's market for what he's selling.
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It’s free real estate.
The best decision Reddit ever made was to add gif reactions to comments
Absolutely
I'd pay a *lot* more than that to punch him. And Mrs. DogfishDave would too, so that would be a surprise for him.
I'd pay 300 to watch that.
Sweet, I think we're close to putting something together.
Have we got a location on this guy. I'm ready to fly out.
Really?! He looks like an amalgamation of every annoying douchebag I went to highschool with, I'd give him a Swift Smith for FREE bro
That’s just his top notch marketing for the ad. In reality he’s a gentleman and a scholar
No ragrets
Honestly, based on his ad, I doubt he is doing the lords work. Likely he thinks what a cheap ass paying me only 50 or 60 bucks and why don’t I just hit on the girl (if I think she’s cute) and show her what a real man is, sell the other guy out “do you realize this guy payed me 50 bucks to do this, what a loser, let’s get some tacos”. He know the other guy isn’t doing shit and it’s easy pickings based on her choice of men.
U win on both ends.
One end loses if those are Taco Bell tacos.
If we are trying to impress we are doing Qdoba tacos. I mean I just got $50 for getting my shit rocked, may as well invest this and try and get a W
It's usually the alcohol you drank, not the Taco Bell you ate, that gives you diarrhea
Not sure what the current market value is for kicking the ass of a 125lb 18yo who's harassing your girl
Let me ask my wife. She said it sounds stupid.
Now that I know this I will insta-kill him as soon as he approaches my girlfriend. I'm certain his swift death by katana will impress dakimakura-chan.
Jokes on him: i showed up with my “girlfriend” - my buddy in a sexy wig, and we split the $50. Guy was so smooth though my buddy ended up leaving with him anyway. Gonna have to win him back by harassing his girlfriend and letting him beat me up. And maybe ill borrow that sexy ass wig…
I hope he knows his true worth.
Nah, a smart businessman knows to give his customers a good deal so that they keep coming back
His rates are low because it's a scam. He wants to beat the shit out of someone and he's looking for dudes willing to self-identify as a wuss so he can be assured not only a win but $50.
Imagine paying a dude only to have him whip your ass and take your girl
If he’s built like that, I wouldn’t be worried about it. He needs to gain some more weight and more muscle if he wanted to do that to me. I come from a big boned Polynesian family lol
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I’m a big boy but I ain’t fighting The Rock lol Hell, for a Polynesian dude I’m pretty mellow. I don’t like to fight unless I really have to. Unlike my cousins who like to get drunk and scrap smh
My father told me that if I'm good.
For some, its not about thr money...
Nah the real money is then it turns to blackmail. Gonna show your girl what a bitch you really are unless there's a much larger payoff to stay quiet.
He would easily out earn most people just to get "knocked tf out" once or twice a day.
I’d say $300 for a face shot, $200 to knock me to the ground, $100 to cower away after you slap me, and $50 to show up and act like I’m scared of you, leaving without the need for violence. Customers must cover gas cost for all purchases under $100
I saw a guy on YouTube who sold himself in the form of shares like how a company goes public. In turn his investors get to decide different aspects of his life like what he would wear on a particular day or what he would do. They have taken"advertising your skills" to the next level. Not even disappointed at the man. He has racked up millions as far as I remember. Edit - he is not worth millions, I just saw the video a long while ago so I did not remember it to the detail. Link to the video about him - https://youtu.be/KIOrHlpwyjg (NOT a rickroll)
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I do not If I remember correctly I saw him on a clip of a daily dose of internet video. As far as I know he is pretty famous tho. Look him up in Google or search for" the guy who sold himself in shares ddoi" on YouTube. It will probably come up
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Wow, that is actually a pretty cool social experiment. Like an actual social experiment not the bullshit pranks on Youtube. Though it does raise some really interesting questions about taxes and individual rights. Like, for example, it is illegal for you to pay others to vote for a particular candidate. But he sold shares of himself, and those shares grant somebody the right to vote on how he should vote. Is it illegal? Probably, but in a way its like democratizing your participation in democracy. And does he technically have to pay income tax? His valuation is a literal valuation of his existence, not a tangible or liquid amount. Is that considered income?
You define all that in the shareholders agreement when you create the shares. You can restrict or grant privileges to the entity at will and what they entail. You just have to commit to it from there. It's pretty flexible otherwise, especially if you aren't listing on a public market and being exposed to SEC regulations.
He.
Seriously? That’s freaking incredible.
Nice. Call the police for slave trade.
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Everybody loves entrepreneurs.......
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Will smith is interested.....
Girlfriend called me a violent asshole and left me........
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As if there's an unlimited demand for this nonsense at $300 a time.
…Is a fucking genius!
People have been doing this in movies since forever. Guy in our class did it once.
Futurama - https://youtu.be/7sOwfijQ5Lg
Sorry ma'am I'm actually gay, first thing I thought of lol
Holy shit this scene kept staying 5 steps ahead of any of ideas discussed here.
"50 bucks!? Even if she was my girlfriend I wouldn't do it."
Looks like the going rate hasn't come up in quite some time. Better get in on this action before he realizes he could be charging way more!
Technically (the best kind of correct) it's the opposite and it's actually going to stay 50 bucks for the next 1000 years.
Sir I’m a professional beach bully
It's the opening of a Korean movie called "Crying Fist". An awesome movie. https://youtu.be/EpS2btuIyKU
Nacho Libre did it
Especially since he actually takes your payment, beats you up, and steals your girl
Ayo girl, this dude just gave me $50 so he could kick my ass for you. What a loser right? Wanna get outta here? ...in case it backfires, girl says no, and dude kicks your ass and demands his money back: nah bro, i did the job
With terrible pricing skills
What happens when she gets harassed by a bigger dude or a person not in on it and he backs down he’ll then look like an even bigger pussy.
Wait, is this what chris rock did?
The real reason he didn’t press charges.
There actually was an episode of future rama that had a similar concept to this.
"Ma'am I'm actually gay" - professional beach bully.
[This was literally in an episode of Futurama](https://youtu.be/7sOwfijQ5Lg)
It's a legit business model.
Where's the application form?
It's once of those freelance gig jobs where you fill out the 1099 only if you make enough in a year
I love how he has a higher weekend rate.
Money's tight, gotta pretend to kick his ass on a Wednesday
A man of culture
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Plot twist : He kicks your ass , gets the Buck and the Doe.
nah that's a bar fr
Fuckin Eminems secret reddit account over here.
A man of culture indeed
Truly he is above our thinking
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Ok someone’s gotta bring it up, your karma + account age. How??
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Why tho?
A deep and sad emptiness inside.
He's literally a Reddit mod. The definition of degeneracy.
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You misspelled "Because I have a deep and sad emptiness inside."
Don't we all? Rest of us fill that sorrow with booze and drugs. This guy is posting memes. Leave him alone 😔
I got a sportbike and a deathwish, this is going to be a great summer.
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As long as it makes you happy and hurts no one then godspeed, king
no friends?
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dang. why?
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sad. i suggest you go on online games and maybe find a group of friends to pass time.
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Plot twist: He kicks your ass and steals your girl. Uses the 60 bucks to buy her lunch. This is his M.O.
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that's why you negotiate a half up front payment and the rest is contingent on getting his ass beat
I can just imagine that split second of a smile when he’s talking shit and you lock eyes.
You just described a moment that an entire movie could be based off of. "**Kyler**" Rated R. Starts Friday in theaters near you.
Lmao *doom music intensifies*
not all hero’s wear capes
Some don't even wear a shirt
Or biceps
This guy prolly going send me straight up to surgery room
Tried it. Girlfriend called me a violent asshole and left me.
The dude: "My work here is done."
No refunds
Well don't try it on her dad
Maybe you shouldnt have slam dunked the guy when he was already lying on the floor...
This shit gets guys into trouble with their girlfriends a lot. So many guys will assault a guy thinking their girlfriend would approve of them defending them only to find out their girlfriends didn’t want that, that they are disappointed in them, mad at them. This shit happened to me too. The guy I punched out in the some lounge was an asshole but it wasn’t warranted for me to assault him. It started off with Him bumping into my girlfriend by mistake, he said sorry but in a really dickish way. Later on he was making sexually suggestive gestures to her so I walked over there and I layed his ass out. I grabbed my girlfriends hand and we ran out of there. I really did think that I was justified in the moment and right after, I though my girlfriend would approve of me punching that shit head out, man I was so wrong. She was so pissed me at me. The relationship soon ended. Guys need to be careful with this shit. Unless some asshole puts his hands on your girl or something really serious you don’t jump to beating his ass. And read the room, try to figure out what your girlfriend actually wants, the majority of women are not going to be okay with you beating someone up for her unless that guy did something really bad to her or you and it was self defense.
It would be funny if this guy shows up and starts harassing your girl and she is really into it? You beat him up and your girl calls you a jerk and goes home with this dude. Now he's got your money and your girl lol!
If she is into it, she was never mine. She was always the streets.
That's why you borrow the money from the girl before you go out. 1. Even if you lose the girl you don't lose any money. 2. She won't leave you in the first place cuz you owe her money.
I mean that's one way to describe a pimp
🤣 I like the way you think
Brownie points! Good looks my man. You’re doing gods work!
Respect the hustle
This dude… no, MAN is an absolute chad. Wonder how many people he has helped?
Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.
Will smith is interested.
Keep my wife’s boyfriend’s name out of your fucking mouth.
he'll pay you if you make a joke about his wife. but only if you already slept with his wife of course.
This is what a 4,000 IQ gamer move looks like
If he harasses the wrong persons gf after being scheduled, is it like a buy one get one half off deal?
This is the last resort for a man. Alot like being a stripper for a woman
Man's second-best friend.
I'd pay for a service where a really good looking man flirts with my girlfriend , soon to be wife, and see if she is loyal to me or not. Can't trust these hoes these days.
The healthcare in his country must be a miracle if he offers to get beeten up for 50-60$
Jokes aside, you gotta be a strong guy to take a beating for a living like that
He’s kind of creating liquidity in the ass kicking market. People out there getting their ass kicked for free will soon be pushed out in favor of a more conservative and reliable result of the ass kicking that can only be provided by a professional.
What a carefree person... Hired!!
Easy money
Hey, I recognise this bit. Mofo is ripping off Futurama: https://youtu.be/7sOwfijQ5Lg
Think your girl is cheating on you. Well for just a small fee you can be right. Pay me to sleep with her.
Call Will Smith.. He'll give you a 1000
Entrepreneur
I feel he could command more money for this.
Y'know I bet he makes a decent living at this, probably negotiates some extra pay for extra brutality
Guy has a torso of a 17-year old. But props for making money. Lol
Set him up. Have a female MMA fighter pose as your girlfriend and rock his shit into next week.
I'd pay a 50 spot to rock him. Don't even need to involve my old lady.
this would be a great scam if you made sure to get paid in advance, and then kicked the dude's ass and steal his gf
This guy is a truly businessman
*takes your money* *kicks your ass* *steals your girlfriend* 0/10. Would not buy again.
This shit don't work with wives!
He's a wingman for troubled relationships!
This is actually brilliant! Ez money for sure
Nothing wrong here, providing social services
Everybody loves entrepreneurs
My father told me that if I'm good at something I should get paid for it this guy is good at getting his ass beat
r/suddenlygay would fit too…
r/crackheadcraigslist
Gigachad and a half
Solid ass business model
You gata respected the hustle. This man IA charging 10 extra bucks for weekends XD
a businessman i see. lmfao he charges 10 extra dollars on weekends. lol wtf?