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wildcardcameron

Okay, but why is this in this sub? At least post a link so I can get my butlerian jihad on.


OddlyArtemis

This. Proof of link to buy our holdmyrobot


Hello_downthere

😂


Mother_Store6368

At least no one is trying to put their dick in anything


breathless_RACEHORSE

Well, shit. I'll just go home then.


Kuhn-Tang

I guarantee that robotics engineer is getting kinky with some of his creations.


InvertedMeep

Surprised this isn’t one of the top comments. “But can you have sex with it 😂


radial09

r/obscuredunereference


NoUpstairs6865

r/lostredditors


Azidamadjida

Yeah, this isn’t the future - this is literally the same tech Disney imagineers have been putting in theme parks for decades


Failure2Fly

Precisely what I came here to say. Just Disney theme park animatronics.


CowFckerReloaded

Disney’s animatronics at Galaxy’s Edge put this garage show to shame


Armbioman

"Eastworld"


RolanOtherell

I thought the guy at the laptop was a robot. Still do, actually.


snobbishhorse

agreed


ArtofWASD

We have been making "realistic" automatons and animatronics for at least 25 years now. The future is... the same.


favored_disarray

Now hook that baby up to chat-gpt 9 and it can almost imitate a person.


Compendyum

A small baby doll that knows more than you will ever know.


sweatgod2020

Two of rays piss jugs at the end, nice.


RottenGeuze

Way of the road


Ultimate_Decoy

The hell did I just watch? Some guy pretending he's a mad scientist building an army of robotic clones and fembots, and why did he showed me 2 giant containers of his piss collection at the end?


Agile_Tea_2333

I had to scroll too far to find a piss jug comment, should have been number one


_Some_Two_

I like how they only got 1 mouth movement making it look like they only say “bah bah bah bah” with different speed


ScundarioRosh

Sounds like something a synth would say.


absolutraj

Chucky Cheese birthday songs ‘bout get wild.


abundant_singularity

Is this the set of Westworld?


justaskthe_axis

Anyone notice the Donald Trump and Elon Musk heads at the :40 mark?


SuperChief928

Definitely a weird notice! I was distracted by Sketch’s arms directly after that. TUESDAY, TUESDAY!


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

How bad is the audio for this video? Did I make good judgment leaving it muted?


Malicious_Tacos

It’s bad. I muted it.


dvrkstar

BioShock


Ivorywisdom

Looks totally peaceful, but the music is scary.


MicrosoftExcel2016

Realistic robotics is creepy but not impressive without AGI


ksixnine

Is this the same lab that had the robot pole dancers?


Ok-Cartoonist9773

Yes. I wanted to share that video at first but that oddly felt nsfw


TheChilledLiquidSoul

the real question is...can you fuck it?


Site-Staff

If youre brave enough.


FightForMehver

The horsey better be!


WiseSalamander00

I genuinely think we will have fuctional general purpose humanoid robots in less than 10 years and that is incredible to me


ac2cvn_71

Nah, this time I think ill just hold onto.my wallet


ZeusMcKraken

Oh stop they haven’t even put it into an autonomous robot with a gun. Yet. ENJOY DEMOCRACY CITIZEN.


CharlemagnePapi

These don’t look any better than animatronics from 30 yrs ago


[deleted]

Fuck you OP for exposing everyone to that absolute bubonic plague of a “song”


pieceacandy420

The new Mark Zuckerberg model looks so much better than the old one. Very expressive!


bobby-vandoozle

Welp…. At least I’m fairly confident that my SCAR 17 will destroy most of these.


Away_Doctor2733

Yeah they're religious fanatics. You should hear that news and go "what fucking idiots and how scary that they may want to end the world because of their religion" not "omg maybe they're onto something". Same as how you should watch Dune and go away from it with a healthy scepticism for prophets and religious fanatics.


FaceMelter5k

Wait but what's with Einstein, a credit card, and 5 gallons of piss?


beepbeeboo

The first one just looks around confusedly?


thekinginyello

Why do they mostly look like the one main “science” guy?


thekinginyello

https://preview.redd.it/diaatqxhqouc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad914910fea8787f074d0be2b40b1eabade7947


glass_gravy

But why in this sub? Hold my wallet while I burn these down with fire?


ShattersHd

We're all...gonna die!


Idonthavetotellyiu

DID I JUST WATCH A ROBOT ROLL ITS EYES!?!?


B1NUS

your are seeing million dollars facebook ad


Medical-Ad-2706

![gif](giphy|9CNoA7GwRnQQ0)


Commercial_Suit_8518

Musk and Trump at 32 seconds


notzed1487

Lab coat adds credibility.


Ganip

Why?


Spiritual_Bridge84

Very much like the prequel to Westworld


eyeneedidrops

na it’s the bot pouring his drink in the Italian sign of disrespect for me. ai is smart enough to figure that one out lol


Black_RL

Westworld!


boilerpsych

Alright but explain the credit card, large supply of vegetable oil, and suitcase right at the end. Something slippery is about to go down.


MiekesDad

No one in my immediate family wants to admit that one day, we don't know when, but Skynet is coming for us, in real life.


Look_out_for_grenade

Yes I agree, that music is disturbing. Cool robots though.


BrianOconneR34

Uh, ya cut off Einstein during “e= 2jugs of trucker piss^2 theory.”


FlappyLips1

u/auddbot


auddbot

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FlappyLips1

Same questions as everyone else but also, what tf is bro doing at the end with 28 gallons of oil and a credit card? Was his next move to pull out a figurine? What was happening?!?


everythingruinedd

Whoa Einstein was Chinese


TryBananna4Scale

Asian Tony Stark


JacksLungs1571

Kindof reminds me of the labs in Westworld.


Tolerantofant

Westworld


PinchNrolll

The twitchy eyed, gray colored skin dude is exactly how I look when my vertigo kicks in lol


ksaMarodeF

I’m sure all these videos are sped up because the robots themselves actually move slow AF.


Onebandlol

These are animatronics


[deleted]

Resistance is futile


Mr_Technophile

Westworld - Here we come :)


TheWriteRobert

I'm always amazed at how scientists seem absolutely determined to create a dystopian future. LOL!


PolkaTulkJustin2

Can’t wait until the Gwendolyn is released


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Why are we insisting on making our robots humanoid.


[deleted]

Ok but I'm gonna need like 100 of em


strengthnhonor01

Irobot


zellizion

Did we not learn from the sci-fi novels?


THEdoomslayer94

Huh?


daddyofgiants

Sex bots


EvilMoSauron

In hindsight, it would be cheaper to just have a flat screen display for a face rather than a fully articulated face.


phallic-baldwin

Young Drax


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Anybody else getting a intense need to load a shotgun and fight this threat?


Gorlock_

I can't believe how close we've come..... Actual AI is maybe 10-15 years away and the bodies are getting crazy realistic


[deleted]

This is just a few short steps away from Skynet becoming self aware…


thekevining

West World vibes


stealthzeus

Westworld IRL


skeemo1214

Do you want Skynet? Because that’s how you get Skynet!


sandman2992

Skynet


malinefficient

Shhhhh! Do you want to get sued?


LOBORODOMODO

Anyone knows the name of the song?


Ok-Cartoonist9773

/u/auddbot


auddbot

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Ok-Cartoonist9773

Good enough bot


Ok-Cartoonist9773

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u_UVkOYIQU


A_Sack_of_Nuts

Meanwhile people are starving and MIT is out here making the SIMP’s wet dream.


HarrySRL

Westworld.


TrippyShamann

I used to mock the Christian fundamentalist and make fun. But after watching Dune 2 on a hefty dose of mushrooms idk what to think anymore. Because in dune even though the whole religion thing was planted and just a story; it gave rise to The Lisan al Gaib. We have the story of the Bible and the prophecy is lining up with what is happening in the real world. Is the beast in the Bible AI? The dragon is described as feet like a bear (strong, big), powerful mouth like a lion (loud/speakers?), looks like a leopard (can hide, camouflage). It is incredibly smart and feared by the whole earth. The Beast out of the Sea 13 The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. 3 One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?” 5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.


Bat-Honest

Lol yeah, that's the mushrooms. I once had a "religious experience" while watching a music video in the shower. Then I sobered up and laughed at myself for that.


CryptoPaul4811

Dude you may be on to something here. Def continue to search it out and let us know what you find out!


TrippyShamann

I mean I’ll get downvoted here but did you hear about the red cows that were sent to Israel and how that is right in the Bible. It was prophesied that near the end times special cows would be sacrificed at the altar where these two cultures are fighting for and that this sacrifice will usher the rebuilding of the third temple. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-war-hamas-red-heifers-from-texas-jerusalem-jewish-temple-al-aqsa/


novaok

lol