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UsefulImpact6793

I think that's actually a hobo marking that means your house has fast internet


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Dirty Mike and the boys were there.


JeffBoBeff

Thanks for the f shack


zesty_zookeeper

It will happen again!


Useful-Perception144

It's Christinith! Are you deaf or stupid?!


karatemikepatolino

You come into our thread, you get my wife’s name right!


IncumResponsible230

Lmmfao OMG I was rotfl when I read this


Altruistic_Side8513

YOU get back here and you make love to my wife!


Mrben13

Rub your dicks on the car as you go past it


erikturczyn30

Pickle Pressing huh


6nayG

Uh-oh, he's pressing pickle again


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I’m impressed!


Swampxdog

Looks like a racoon gave birth in the back seat!


Agreeable-Rub-4562

Placenta blew out all over the back window there.


AccountabilityPanda

Is the Soup Kitchen opened up again?!


Savings_Difficulty24

I loved that car


keyrock666

Soup kitchen


ZayreBlairdere

I named my Prius this.


m_y

Classic line


MisplacedLemur

They left a note!


jsonbreathes

You know what they call that? They call it a soup kitchen.


NipahKing

Good one Dangle!


MoreMashroomsPlz

Gator better get his gat!


BigFraz86

Gators bitches better be using jimmies


GMOdabs

My wife put this on the other day. Shit hand me cracking up.


Few-Alarm-7097

The air bnb I’m currently staying at has this exact quote in their guest log book


EyeSuspicious777

It is a hobo sign, but it means "If you pretend to be religious, A kind lady will feed you and let you sleep in the hay loft in exchange for doing chores "


UsefulImpact6793

That's if you reverse the direction of the triangles so the top one points left


warden976

Oh, you’re right. Then it means “Homeowner has fantastic homemade cookies but also secret dungeon in basement with human skin for drapes; cookies are worth it but move quickly.”


zacurtis3

Hobo Shadowmarks


Electrical-Mail-5705

Lee Marvin is going to ride Number 19 and become Emperer of the North


jaredj33

What about Bob?


EitherOrResolution

Baby steps


nonvisiblepantalones

I’m sailing!


dogmaisb

Baby steps to the bathroom


KG0WX

Yeah but not the kid.


CenTexChris

Gotta be Lee Marvin, it’s the only winnable way to square off against Ernest Borgnine.


drumscrubby

Not if the Bull Borgnine has any say, he won’t


Rrraou

This is an intriguing response.


UsefulImpact6793

[It's the way of the road](https://www.nsa.gov/portals/75/documents/about/cryptologic-heritage/museum/hobo-signs-definitions.pdf)


procrastinatorsuprem

Clicking on this downloads it.


glitterfaust

It didn’t for me. Idk what your phone is doing


front_rangers

Fuckin way of the road Bubs


Blazanar

Hot hamburg sandwiches? Hot pull the fuck over!


CerRogue

I’m suspect of why the nsa needs those…


xrelaht

It’s part of [their museum on the history of codes & cryptography](https://www.nsa.gov/museum/).


Patch85

You're genuinely suspicious of why a federal intelligence organization is collecting and translating identifiable symbols found domestically? I mean I'm a little judgy of the spooks but damn, the why seems obvious


DaBearsC495

Having worked with some of those analysts over the years, they get REALLY bored.


Omgomgitsmike

I’m sure it’s no coincidence, but that safe camping/drinking water logo reminds me of the Campgrounds of America logo.


Uwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw

… nsa.gov? Lmao


williamsdj01

Hobo sign needs to make a comeback


stringstringing

It very much still exists. I see markings on abandoned houses all the time. I believe they’re saying things like this house is or is not being regularly checked on, has current squatting inhabitants, is welcoming or isn’t etc.


PM__YOUR__DREAM

I've heard of hobo markings but where are you getting Internet from?


UsefulImpact6793

From the NYC hobo scene


raindownthunda

Based


LineSharkProof

Like war chalking?


UsefulImpact6793

Exactly the same


Vast-Combination4046

There is actually a hobo sign for unlocked Internet so maybe


TheHobo

My work’s better.


KWyKJJ

It's the symbol for an "easy mark". OP, are you a sucker by chance? Well stop it.


CaptainObviousII

Lmao!


gesigao

Lock your WiFi down with a a passphrase


Gravity_Freak

Cool! Youve been marked by hobos.


swalabr

They still exist, out there, somewhere


84WVBaum

I spend a fair amount of time near railroad yards and facilities. Do that, and you're likely to find some genuine hobos in time


beaniesandbuds

You can also check out their subreddit, r/vagabonds, if you want to take a glimpse into their lives a bit Be warned though, they don't like spam posts there from "housies" so I don't recommend posting too much


Nardawalker

Lmao. Housies. That’s pretty funny. I’m going to have to check it out.


2007pearce

Well its empty for me


BabyJesusBukkake

No s r/vagabond


CurvyJohnsonMilk

The last time I was on there one of those crackheads was joking that the puppy he had he had stolen. And before you say anything, his post history also had pictures of crack and meth so it's not like I'm being mean calling him a crackhead.


BabyJesusBukkake

It's just one of the many, many subs I lurk out of sheer curiosity. I don't even camp.


Snakestar1616

Jesus that’s intriguing and depressing at the same time


Spiritual-Can2604

What is a genuine hobo?


84WVBaum

Hobos, tramps, and vagabonds differ from regular homeless folks for several reasons. There is an entire subculture. I used the word "genuine" because many people just make the assumption that hobo = homeless, but that's reductive of the significant difference between the two. I don't wanna speak for them, as I'm not one. But, of the ones I've met and what I've read, many choose a life on the road. They rarely are settled in one place. Hence, seeing them around railroads, they're hitching rides. I've met some with amazing musical talent, and busking often pays for their necessities, art is also popular, and the life seems to attract a lot of creative types, or they find odd jobs as they go, usually not sticking around long. Many don't view themselves as "homeless" but as perpetual travelers. Whereas many homeless people are victims of circumstance, they want, and many work for, stable housing and long-term work. Many hobos aren't interested in such comforts and pride themselves on the life they live. They stick together usually, often traveling in small groups. This is by far not all the differences, I'm just speaking to my general knowledge Check out r/vagabond for a look into their subculture and clearer answers https://www.reddit.com/r/vagabond/s/OxSa8WdoG2


Spiritual-Can2604

Thanks for this, I had no idea!


84WVBaum

No problem. I actually find the music and art of train hobos pretty cool. I also go to a lot of bluegrass/new grass type music events, and there's usually some tramps around. Also, imho, this is a great podcast. It's nonfiction and follows a mother's, Daniele Morton's, search for, life with, etc her hobo daughter. In the search to find and also understand her daughter, Morton travels the country trying to learn hobo ways. On he'd search, she meets and spends time with hobos, railroad cops, houseless service organizations, and more. She's a journalist, and I really enjoyed how she constructed the story. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt26769755/ (I listen on Spotify, but it's available on most platforms) https://open.spotify.com/show/41qTEMkddA3FX0PwVRdND8?si=-Bkqq6b0SoyR1bp4nrBOeA Also, while we say "hobo," a lot because it's a historically traditional word many prefer "traveler, etc:


Spiritual-Can2604

That’s why I was curious. I had never heard or seen anyone say “genuine hobo” before. Which implies that there are fake hobos and I had no idea there was a distinction. This podcast sounds actually amazing and I’m really looking forward to listening to it. Thanks so much for all your time.


84WVBaum

Makes sense. I just used that word not really implying a horde of fake hobos, though I've encountered homeless people that like the asthetic. Biggest distinction imho is many hobos choose the life whereas most homeless don't wanna be. That's great. I listen to a lot of podcasts and found it informative and really well put together


Okaythenwell

Hobos are actually those who travel for work. Tramps travel but don’t want to work, to clear up the other guys comment


drmlsherwood

Thank you!


dlbpeon

"Not all who wander are lost!" The Jack Reacher book series is based on an ex soldier whose only earthly possessions are his cellphone and his toothbrush. And even though he gets quite a big pension from the military, he chooses a lifestyle of moving from place to place and town to town. And lquite often he looses both the toothbrush and the phone! I have know **many** guys who live like this. Who only want adventure and not a family. Yes, it isn't the norm, but as long as they are only hurting themselves(and in their mind, they are living the dream), who are we to judge!


tarmacc

In most circles I've heard them called 'train kids' these days. If they're real committed they might have a railroad track tattoo going down from their lips.


Nightmare_or_reality

Can confirm. Was one for a long time. 14-23


nottrumancapote

(I miss Stobe.)


UIM_SQUIRTLE

in the bay area there are everywhere


Rattlehead71

Check out Yard Buzzards on youtube. Or Hobo Shoestring (RIP)


TheHobo

Twas a rival


[deleted]

That is decidedly not cool


403woodworks

I use to work for a natural gas company. Sometimes they would mark above ground valve curb key access points that typically get buried in dirt or gravel. This is the symbol we would use to represent a valve. More context would be needed but in our area these valves are mostly in older areas if they are for the customers house. But the natural gas system does have a lot of below ground valves to isolate areas in an emergency/repairs/alterations type work. Finding these valves off measurements can be a nightmare if they haven’t been needed for decades. These little valve symbols would show us we are close if they have been found recently but became buried again


BoDangles13

Wouldn't it be straight up and down, and not on an angle like that? Is this the "connection to existing" symbol?


403woodworks

In our as builts we would have a lot more/many specific ways to draw a valve. Usually horizontal. This was just one of the ways I saw guys draw them in the field. Mostly on troublesome valves with a lack of public landmarks to measure off of(I didn’t like using a fence as paint fades and wood rots) Reading more comments I don’t think I’m the only right answer, could be even mark a water utility valve. Our area they are all below frost line depth. Survey reference point seems pretty likely too. We usually marked a fixed point to line up with everyday building a natural gas station. Or for grading land. I just completely don’t think OP should worry about gang targeting. Kind of just a jerk move likely done by a utility company or surveyor for a reference to an as built plan


oxnardmontalvo7

I’m with you on this. It appears to be either a valve or perhaps a survey marking. It’s almost like a backsight. The thing that makes me think it’s from a surveyor is the lines were drawn with a straight edge then filled in. That doesn’t seem hobo-esque to me but I’m not up to speed on hobo-ery.


Working_Rest_1054

That’s my SWAG too. Survey back sight to avoid putting a nail in someone’s fence. Back sights are temporary, only need the day(s) of the survey. So a sharpie, which all self respecting survey/field folks have a couple styles of in their vest, make sense in an urban/suburban setting. If this was rural, I’d expect a lath with a nail in the top of it. Although those lath make the perfect “sword” for the tween crowd (the ones that aren’t in the house playing video games all waking hours not spent in school). I think me and my buddies might have frustrated a surveyor or two back in the day.


SnooPies7876

That's an 11-year old kid fuckin around with a sharpie


pretend_smart_guy

Real talk, I drew this shit all the time as a kid


rpostwvu

Center of gravity. Lift it from that point and it'll balance nicely.


lilporty03

Center of the universe


Zachery4

No that’s a rose growing in an abandoned city lot


ApresMoi_TheFlood

Dark Tower?


Zachery4

Yes. Wasn’t sure anyone was goina get it lol.


ApresMoi_TheFlood

Kind of obscure, but that’s the best kind of reference.


Graverobber13

Oh yeah, we're out here.


acacia53

There's dozens of us!


Bolinball

Dozens!


Miquiztli

The Cult of the Tree has a supply stash nearby.


OursIsTheStorm

Yeah turn on your flashlight OP


jamminyouup

Get you some batteries and ammo.


illrollwithyou1

Finally playing this game, I’m like 70% through it!! definitely being a completionist, stresses me out knowing that there could be resources and hidden items in literally any nook & cranny


magicimagician

Survey crew wouldn’t have done this. They would have attached a premade elevation marker. It’s just a random graffiti tag.


805Beach_Bum805

I have surveyed for about 20 years and yes, we would 100% do this if we needed to. This marker is a bit too obvious, I would have used a nail in flagging and removed the flagging when the job was done. I've had several bosses who were too cheap or too old school to buy the stickers.


Shart_Finger

Their ass would be painting my fence


birdnerd7

Sure, give the fence pink eye. Hasn’t it been through enough?


SunkenSaltySiren

Lol this made me almost spit my coffee out 😂🤣


mtutty

You never go ass to fence.


CanadianBudd

In the heat of the summer it’s ok to go ass to fence


kendiggy

I knew it!


stinkeroonio

Lmao


Main_Bank_7240

Truth!


Vaeevictisss

im sure their hands would work too.


birdnerd7

Sure, give the fence pink eye. Hasn’t it been through enough?


MrRogersAE

No they wouldn’t.


Shart_Finger

You’re right, I’d make you do it.


MrRogersAE

How much you payin? I’ll happily take your money


observationstored

It’s a back sight check alright, a little over done in my opinion.


OstrichOutside2950

Since no one else has answered this, look at the drawing. Obviously if you know anything about construction and framing you notice the two triangles and they are pivoting towards each other. This measurement is typical for new construction and it shows you, that there is a mark on your beam which I have no idea what it represents.


oilyhandy

Ahh you had me in the first half! 😂


jemenake

Reminds me of Dave Barry’s etymology of the word eggnog: “‘egg’ from the English word ‘egg’, which means: egg, and I don’t know where ‘nog’ comes from”.


Captinprice8585

Lock the comments. This one's solved.


padonjeters

It looks like a center of gravity mark


Uncivil92

I wanted to post a snarky response but can’t think of one. It’s a survey target.


Link01R

Seems like a dick move, why wouldn't they have a sticker that's A more accurate and B doesn't leave a mark on someone's fence


InsignificantOutlier

My experience with surveys so far is on par with that. I have a milestone on my property line and the other properties are cut off from it by a creek. I know the 4 surveying guys in our town by now and I keep finding them at random times in my yard. All I ask for is a quick ring of my bell and a heads up. I know that they have the legal right to be there, but they could be less entitled about it. It would be a shame if my 4 year old finds the stone with a pick axe one day.


OstrichOutside2950

Common sense isn’t as common as you’d think, and not only that but if it is a survey mark, could have been the guys first day/week/month. Never know. This world is just full of surprises.


Whats_Awesome

It’s sharpie? Wipe it off with alcohol.


maple-queefs

It's this, it's a survey target used to locate setups. I'm guessing there is some construction nearby. Am surveyor


Iron_Undies

Do yall really just make up people's property?


roughriderpistol

Yeah, we don't give a fuck. Sometimes I use a branding iron so people can't just scrub it off.


[deleted]

😂


samthemoron

It means Triangles


JJred96

No, I'm afraid it means a square has been bisected and flipped over top itself. Only a psychopath full of square hate would do something like this.


jbarchuk

Acetone will make it history.


CheadleBeaks

Don't use acetone, it will take the paint off too. Looks like sharpie. 99% alcohol will get it gone. Even 70% might work.


SEND_ME_PEACE

Sharpie can be removed by using a dry erase marker or highlighter on it


MathematicXBL

Not on wood, and that's black sharpie. Acetone is the best choice here. Also unsure what alcohol you're suggesting as the 99% leads me to thing grain alcohol (ethanol) and the 70% is usually reserved for commercial isopropyl alcohol. My background on this is I'm a chemist and worked in a lab in college where cleaning glassware was job duty. A lot of the clear glassware would be marked with blue or black sharpie and amber glassware with the silver sharpie. You could take acetone and spray it on the glassware of any color and it would run off with not scrubbing. If you used methanol the blue would run off completely, black required some wiping & the silver required some elbow grease. As changed between alcohols (Increasing the carbon chain), the more scrubbing required to remove the black and silver


Postnificent

They sell 99% iso widely now. It is available.


SSSasky

99% rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol) easily removes most permanent marker from most surfaces, in my experience. Just spray and wipe. My background: I've done it a whole bunch of times. And I have to keep relabeling my spray bottle full of alcohol because the alcohol keeps taking the sharpie off.


SSSasky

Also, at least in Canada, 99% isopropyl is available at every pharmacy and grocery store up to one litre. I buy gallon jugs from a commercial cleaning supply store. You can buy refined lab grade on Amazon ... it's extremely common. Honestly probably easier to find than 70%.


giggitygoatbeard

Costco too. In 4-packs. If you've got a 3D printer and you're not cleaning your print bed with 99% IPA, you're gonna have a bad time.


adamroberthell

Like when I’m skiing and I pizza when I’m supposed to french fry?


Haunting-Tradition45

It isn't on wood, it's on paint my man. 


this-guy1979

Then redraw it an inch lower.


UserErrorOccurred

Try alcohol first.


MathematicXBL

Technically, taking a photo and documenting the made has already made it history?


Afizzle55

My guess would be that’s a survey marker. If they are doing some new construction in the area they would use this to calibrate their transit level. That way everyday they can set up and take down their equipment and still get everything graded at the same level. Hard to build something flat if you move your point of reference everyday.


35_degrees

In permanent marker on a private fence?


kante_get_a_win

Having on an object that is not fixed is increadibly stupid but unfortunately I’ve seen it quite often in the civil industry.


cwestn

how un-civil-ized


mcarterphoto

So if it pisses you off that the surveyors marked up your fence, you could go out there every night, clean the mark off with alcohol, and re-mark it a few inches off... how much would that jack the project up?


Biscotti_BT

Wow that is an awesome level of fuckery.


Biscotti_BT

The faint look of dripping below makes me wonder if they also sprayed it with clear enamel.


jblee0201

Thank you!


InmateNotSure

Looks close to the hobo mark "keep quiet" but not close enough


Chimp75

It’s a target for survey. A benchmark or something.


Diver501

It's the hobo marking meaning your house has a tie fighter hangar


likeahaus

First comment I lol'd at. And I'm not even a Trekkie.


DEMIGODMASON

Former hobo Jedi, can confirm.


Necessary_Law_5593

It’s a optical survey target. Probably someone trying to figure out boundaries of yards. Basically just a plus sign but they shade in two of the quadrants so you can better see it through the optics. Kind of an a-hole move though. I would have taped a paper one to your fence instead of permanent marking.


batmansnortspepper

A lot of wrong answers here. It’s a survey target


Dense_Albatross_3133

https://owlcation.com/humanities/All-things-HOBO-signs-and-symbols


FoggyGoodwin

I did not find this on hobo symbols. It _is_ used as a surveyor mark.


leaveitbettertoday

It’s pretty well decided that dude (Leon Livingston) made all those up for his books in the early 1900’s. I’ve yet to meet anyone who says it was actually used widespread like people think.


gspiggs

illuminati confirmed


brentdhed

It is a survey point that some asshole sharpies on your fence instead of using a laminated one that he could have just taped to the fence. My guess, is the guy got tired of people tearing his laminated cards off of their fences and instead of evolving into a guy that would be mature enough to start leaving flyers on peoples doors to explain the purpose of the laminated card being taped or siliconed to their fence, so that they will leave it alone for the duration of their civil project, he went straight to dickhead and started doing it with sharpie.


mcarterphoto

So if it pisses the homeowner off, they could clean it off with alcohol, and re-draw it a few inches/feet off? Like, every night? Would that mess up the project at some point?


ChuCHuPALX

I too am interested in this answer


shnuyou

Someone is asking you if you want to just touch tips.


So1_1nvictus

Surveyors target


BetterLivingThru

I am surprised no one has answered correctly. It's an extinction rebellion tag, it represents an hour glass. It represents hour time running out as a civilization as climate change gets worse. Not surprised to see it in a progressive area like the Bay area.


BrentBQ

Looks like you got a serial HSBC banker on the loose in your area.


Love-Shack90

Child with a sharpie used to live here?


ZombieJetPilot

Do you have kids? There's your answer


Katysgigi2010

A bored teenager was my first thought. Didn’t know the Hobo Code upgraded.


fsantos0213

It's hobo mark for secure camping but keep quiet


ExactDevelopment4892

Umbrella corporation.


Existing-Action4020

WuTang?


thrust-johnson

Riften thieves guild marking.


SteakSwimming1234

Egg Timer Gang claiming territory.


RyanRebalkin

According to the burglary symbols guide, typical symbols include circles, barred circles, triangles, ladder-like lines, crosses, and letter codes (e.g., M for empty in the morning, N for empty at night). The symbol on your fence does not match these descriptions. The specific symbol on your fence does not appear to be directly associated with any known gang markings from what I can gather.


JustIn_HerButt

This is teenager symbol for "I have obtained a marker and I'm bored"


ktappe

Why would a gang mark a home to rob instead of simply robbing it?


Electronic_Leek_10

Small fallout shelter?


FaithlessnessNo1132

I'm going to venture a guess and say they were trying to initial zero with an optic/sight with a bore laser and needed a longer distance from their location.


Coachmen2000

Some moron is fascinated with a sharpie lol


riplan1911

It means some asshole had a sharpie.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Butterfly Man


Bosswashington

CG of your fence.


animalcookie07

Watch out


SmurfBiscuits

Dognappers hun, shared Mozambique xx