You're right! I can do this! Here I go!
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Well, isn't this a time? Old Man Rootbeer is out in the grass, having a nice game of paperball. It's like baseball, but the bases and the ball and the bat are all just crumpled-up newspapers, because Old Man Rootbeer never lets anything go to waste!
But, a conundrum! Fourth base seems to have sprouted legs, and it's—oh, it's just Mr. Poofers, hidin' himself under one of them newspapers. He's been trying craftier methods to swipe the pimecomes from right under Old Man Rootbeer's nose. But this time, Old Man Rootbeer's got him figured out—what in how? Mr. Poofers has disappeared! And so have all the pimecomes! What a tricky dog Mr. Poofers is.
Wait, what the crap? This comment's got my username on it, but I don't remember writing anything like that! I was sure I was typing out something more lethal than that!
One day Mr. Poofers was walking by an active volcano that went off, and a big chunk of molten rock fell from the sky.
Unfortunately it missed him by a mile and crushed Sickly Sam. But he's already dead so no one noticed. Mr. Poofers went to a nearby food cart to get an ice cream. Because even pimecone loving dogs need their ice cream once in a while. It was good.
Mr. Poofers was walking down the path looking for Pinecones. Unfortunately the ones at Old Man Root-Beer's house were out of season and wouldn't be ready till next winter. Old Man Root-Beer didn't mind though. "Nice to have him outta my hair for a while.", Said Old Man Root-Beer, laying on his new College Hammock due to the abysmal performance of his favorite team making him switch sides this year.
First off, if your answer is Homsar, you were obviously NOT raised by a cup of coffee.
That being said the answer is obviously Rocoulm.
We have the power to rid the world of the jibblies for ever!
homsars probably able to survive being permanently killed somehow anyway. that homsar immortality needs to be bottled up and sold in spain as a wonder drug
Champeen occupies the same nebulous not-quite-character space as Homeschool Winner, but, unlike him, I don't believe she's been canonically killed off yet. Might as well give her the honor.
And what will happen to Cheat Commandos without Crack Stuntman voicing Gunhaver? A. Gent Chimendez (voiced by popular TV Director A. Chimendez) will only get so far due to being primarily an Expanded Universe Character.
From the dawn of time Onion Bubs came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Onioning; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
King of Town… we’ve already had 12 Kings of Town, according to Strong Bad in sbemail 177 - “Original”.
We’ll just end up with a 13th King of Town in his place. You can kill him, and it won’t affect the timeline, as he’ll just be replaced by a new KoT.
He’s like a video game character that keeps on respawning after death… or the Doctor, only without respawning with a different appearance.
Strong Bad’s gonna love and hate that! A stunning 6 foot tall blonde woman with the looks of Jodie Whittaker, the KoT’s beard, and a peculiar skill at eating the mayonnaise off of egg salad (without eating any other ingredients off of it)!
Hmm what characters are in "Homestar Runner"
I guess "H", "o", "m", etc. ALso a " " space between the r and the R.
I choose the white space character.
Nowtheymusttalklikethis
If the King of Town goes down, it’s either going to be because the density of his LDL cholesterol causes him to collapse into a black hole, or due to a whatsit-encrusted shovel to the back of the noggin.
Either way, I’m betting the Poopsmith ascends to the throne and rules over the town with an iron fist (in a disgusting rubber glove). I don’t want that. No one wants that.
I choose Homsar, because he already died once when Strong Bad crushed him with a Heavy Lorde and that didn't stop him. He can non-sequitor Death to coming back to life again.
Come to think of it, considering his first line was "What is it, Mr. Strong Bad?" what if being crushed gave him brain damage to the point where he can't properly articulate his thoughts unless you insert 4 artifacts into a mini gem volcano or when he's on the phone for some reason
The KoT, who dies in a freak accident inv- it was a heart attack it was always gonna be a heart attack come on guys we can't even pretend.
HOWEVER, this starts a story arc, in the form of WHO IS GONNA BE THE KING OF TOWN NOW? The succession saga... is entirely in the background of a bunch of otherwise unrelated toons, much as the DNA evidence was.
It's the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith is the new KoT, and his new Poopsmith is some weirdo from Princeton.
(Who is a dead ringer for the old KoT)
(And has the same voice actor)
(And the same dietary habits)
Mr. Poof-…… Mr. Poofe-…….. I can’t do it!
[Yes you can!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWL4B7NBtNc&pp=ygUKSnVzdCBkbyBpdA%3D%3D)
You're right! I can do this! Here I go! --- Well, isn't this a time? Old Man Rootbeer is out in the grass, having a nice game of paperball. It's like baseball, but the bases and the ball and the bat are all just crumpled-up newspapers, because Old Man Rootbeer never lets anything go to waste! But, a conundrum! Fourth base seems to have sprouted legs, and it's—oh, it's just Mr. Poofers, hidin' himself under one of them newspapers. He's been trying craftier methods to swipe the pimecomes from right under Old Man Rootbeer's nose. But this time, Old Man Rootbeer's got him figured out—what in how? Mr. Poofers has disappeared! And so have all the pimecomes! What a tricky dog Mr. Poofers is.
Wait, what the crap? This comment's got my username on it, but I don't remember writing anything like that! I was sure I was typing out something more lethal than that!
One day Mr. Poofers was walking by an active volcano that went off, and a big chunk of molten rock fell from the sky. Unfortunately it missed him by a mile and crushed Sickly Sam. But he's already dead so no one noticed. Mr. Poofers went to a nearby food cart to get an ice cream. Because even pimecone loving dogs need their ice cream once in a while. It was good.
You got to be kidding me
I WAS WRONG! I WAS WRONG!
Mr. Poofers was walking down the path looking for Pinecones. Unfortunately the ones at Old Man Root-Beer's house were out of season and wouldn't be ready till next winter. Old Man Root-Beer didn't mind though. "Nice to have him outta my hair for a while.", Said Old Man Root-Beer, laying on his new College Hammock due to the abysmal performance of his favorite team making him switch sides this year.
Marshie. That punk is up to no good. Having said that Li'l Brudda would create a powerfully effective martyr for all male models.
Oooooh. Lil' Brudda! He's got the heart of a champion! I don't know what I'm doing with my life! I'm thinking about getting into high finance.
Or four-star generals.
First off, if your answer is Homsar, you were obviously NOT raised by a cup of coffee. That being said the answer is obviously Rocoulm. We have the power to rid the world of the jibblies for ever!
Speaking as a song from the 60's, I agree.
You're a real state trooper!
KEeEeElsey Grammer
homsars probably able to survive being permanently killed somehow anyway. that homsar immortality needs to be bottled up and sold in spain as a wonder drug
It's the hat. It's the source of his powers.
Champeen occupies the same nebulous not-quite-character space as Homeschool Winner, but, unlike him, I don't believe she's been canonically killed off yet. Might as well give her the honor.
aw man, i liked champeen!
Pom Pom. Homestar couldn't kill him, Strong Bad couldn't pop him. It's up to us.
Crack Stuntman. Too human.
But who will warn the kids about playing with too many knives?
And what will happen to Cheat Commandos without Crack Stuntman voicing Gunhaver? A. Gent Chimendez (voiced by popular TV Director A. Chimendez) will only get so far due to being primarily an Expanded Universe Character.
Original Bubs.
For a second, I thought that said Onion Bubs. Scared the crap out of me.
Onion Bubs is immortal.
From the dawn of time Onion Bubs came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Onioning; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
i miss original bubs he could see me from over there
King of Town… we’ve already had 12 Kings of Town, according to Strong Bad in sbemail 177 - “Original”. We’ll just end up with a 13th King of Town in his place. You can kill him, and it won’t affect the timeline, as he’ll just be replaced by a new KoT. He’s like a video game character that keeps on respawning after death… or the Doctor, only without respawning with a different appearance.
At some point we'll end up with a Queen of Town when he regenerates into a woman.
Strong Bad’s gonna love and hate that! A stunning 6 foot tall blonde woman with the looks of Jodie Whittaker, the KoT’s beard, and a peculiar skill at eating the mayonnaise off of egg salad (without eating any other ingredients off of it)!
Everybody
Everybody?!
Yes, [Everybody…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGI-WyGciM&pp=ygULVGhhbm9zIHNuYXA%3D)
Hmm what characters are in "Homestar Runner" I guess "H", "o", "m", etc. ALso a " " space between the r and the R. I choose the white space character. Nowtheymusttalklikethis
The king of town. He's too gross for my liking. Also maybe it could set the poopsmith free.
If the King of Town goes down, it’s either going to be because the density of his LDL cholesterol causes him to collapse into a black hole, or due to a whatsit-encrusted shovel to the back of the noggin. Either way, I’m betting the Poopsmith ascends to the throne and rules over the town with an iron fist (in a disgusting rubber glove). I don’t want that. No one wants that.
peacy p, is your turn
You wouldn't dare! He's the best guest rapper in the music biz!
Admiral Flashfight He’s survived the gunshot then died years later to a toilet disease!
The Hudge
I prefer the red-steckled elbermung
Now drop a ~~train~~ Heavy Lourde on him!
With Pleasure!
Homestar! **[Insert the website fading out of existence]**
Strong sad
You'd be doing him a favor.
I'm sad that I'm dying...
Disagree but upvoted out of respect!
Frank bettedeto
Not Benedetto! ...he still owes me five bucks.
KoT. He’s not very funny imo.
Aww, I got a hearty chuckle from the line “too much mayo?! I love too much mayo!”
Funny fat man eat food haha funny fat overweight eating man haha
You want any Forest Rush? Or Tundra Mist?
Boo!
Humidibot
The jibblies dad. He’s technically a character, and wouldn’t be missed.
i would probably be doing coach z a favor
Just be sure you do a good jorb of it.
I choose Homsar, because he already died once when Strong Bad crushed him with a Heavy Lorde and that didn't stop him. He can non-sequitor Death to coming back to life again. Come to think of it, considering his first line was "What is it, Mr. Strong Bad?" what if being crushed gave him brain damage to the point where he can't properly articulate his thoughts unless you insert 4 artifacts into a mini gem volcano or when he's on the phone for some reason
Biscuit Dough Hands Man - his reign of terror must end!
Trivia Time because he a cookie jar
I'd kill my friend Joe. I'd kill my friend Jake.
Mr. Shmallow. We haven't seen him for decades, anyway.
Strong Bad, It'd be interesting to mix it up like that... Oh wait, he can't die. Oh well.
What do you mean he can’t die! How?
Because if he does, Strong Sad will do an interpretative dance based on his life. In a leotard.
Chaup au fan!
You keep your chappy thong to yourself!
Senor Cardgage
Unfortunately i have to kill onion bubs..... i have a soup to make
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Marzipan
This was mine too, solely because she doesn’t seem like she wants to be there.
Old men rut bet
Sickly Sam
Easily Pom-Pom. I've said it a lot on here but I just don't like his character. His thing is mostly being better than everyone else.
I went as Homsar for Halloween in 2003.
killing that stupid fucking skeleton in z sabres lair that shoots balls from its face. i hate himb
Dumples
Bye bye, Pom Pom!
Li'l Brudder. Just for that theme song. Sorry.
The KoT, who dies in a freak accident inv- it was a heart attack it was always gonna be a heart attack come on guys we can't even pretend. HOWEVER, this starts a story arc, in the form of WHO IS GONNA BE THE KING OF TOWN NOW? The succession saga... is entirely in the background of a bunch of otherwise unrelated toons, much as the DNA evidence was. It's the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith is the new KoT, and his new Poopsmith is some weirdo from Princeton. (Who is a dead ringer for the old KoT) (And has the same voice actor) (And the same dietary habits)
Coach Z is the only correct answer
Frank Benedetto...again
We'll kill off. Senior having a little trouble.