This place looks cleaner than usual.

We hired more janitors.

Do they get paid enough?

Yeah

UwU I agree, needs more cum everywhere~

You're going to the rubber room. https://preview.redd.it/qksa54tk36nb1.png?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8922f3ca3dd2080eb218dcdea011c4313ae6057b

A rubber room with rats

And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

And rats make me crazy

https://preview.redd.it/p0m3pnewoypb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=941c7e46611a579ae8bc9f491bfb237d26e6a489

It does

No

To bad :]

No

You don't have a choice.

Never

You clicked the link, your stuck here you horny shit

I'm autistic, ok? I see a blue word with a line under it, and my brain completely ignores everything, including what the underlined word was saying. Can I please go? https://preview.redd.it/xrf1xm9rseib1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe87f1907a9a5b303d7aac96394c5534a811a83

No, you're stuck here until we deem you un-horny

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No, I think we can make an exception. Let him off with a warning.

Spamton, nooooo!

Fuck

*closes link and goes back to porn*

Don't start with this rp shit. Here's some real [porn](https://reddit.com/r/Hornyjail/s/qMGlWZhBD4)

Nice try nerd.

Shouldn't you be in your cell?

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

we've got mountains of content

Some better, some worse

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet

There's no need to panic... This isn't a test.

Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest!

So did I

goddamnit, not again

How was the fall?

If you wanna look around... Oh wait Ace's OG account is still banned.

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

We don't see humans often

Fuck you i wanted the Sauce😂😂😂

Now you're stuck here. Forever.

NOOOOO 😭😭😭

Yeeees😂🖕

Here's a link. you might like it. [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqcHi2fkXI)

Here's a link. you might like it. [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqcHi2fkXI)

I appreciate the existence of this

You better be using it but the horny into here.

Use it for the ol bait n switch

good, we need to keep it clean around here

Done got baited

Well shit...

Are guards horny? Did you check?

We double check the Wi-Fi bill every time, if we detect horny we shut off the wifi.

Captured another one asking for sauce... *T W I C E*🗿

Can I leave, I wanted kung-fu panda pike I was promised

No.

Aww

You can have a random Shrek buddha thing that somehow everyone has to pray to.

Good

Praise be the Shrek Buddha

r/igotsenttohornyjail and I'm gonna bust out

No. We gonna send you to the rubber room.

Not the rubber room with rats

And we burned your package. We will put you in the rubber room with rats

oh no...

I swear that isnt my search history I dont even know what r34 is

Mhmmm.

You've got the wrong man I've never been into eldritch beings

Yeah yeah, we're still looking ya up.

Uh, are these bars? *starts sawing the bar with a nail sanding thing*

No. There not bars, there made in a factory, a bomb factory, there bombs.

-dies-

LEMME OUT!!!! I WAS FRAMED AND BAITED!!!!

God damn it, I was wondering why someone was saying, "You too?" Now I'm stuck here FUCK!

Have fun on your new cell, alone. But if you be good we hand you a cookie.

That's some good incentive since I'm a cookie gremlin

Then I guess you lucked out a bit.

You behaved well, here's a plate of cookies🙃😊

Yippee

Yay

Can I have some milk to go with the cookies

Here you go🥛😊🍷🗿

Yippee

Here, also take these🙃😊 https://preview.redd.it/tdnewkpz2egc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241520f38d116cd056ffb6f9bfdd8cdeee09b6d2

"Sir, I'm new here and I need some help. Is 'Horny Swat' filed under BDSM? And, exactly, how much 'force' is 'special'?"

No there not filed under BDSM. And none of our men have that special force your looking for, now get into maximum security you concupiscent!

Dude I was literally here last week

And you will stay here. Stop escaping or we will testicular tortion.

Yes '-dad- I mean boss

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FUCK

Now, where is Joline's cell?

Oh simple it's- wait a goddamn minute!

https://i.redd.it/dmvijz11wrgb1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/fj0xuqchj0kb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af98795c182915f27c5fa8938083f53988d73397

I guess I'm here now. While I wait to get out, look at the Slugcat I got! https://preview.redd.it/jw1ar2qkqeib1.png?width=641&format=png&auto=webp&s=d35ad38918c41b4b2b7e5506ce6128198d5ab192

Very cool. We will keep a close eye on you.

Make sure you do. https://preview.redd.it/0yjpd6ybukib1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=958bd55da2a5d8e3c5a15b9dec35775e6fe405b0

Dear god...

Wh - what is this! Let me out ! I i... No, how could i... Let me out. Ahhhhhhhh....

You clicked the link, tell me. What were you searching for? I won't be mad.

I- I thought this was Rick roll and clicked the link to see the video ... Please let me out.

So why did you click it through?

I see blue link i click 💀

Alright. We're still going to keep you here for the day. So enjoy the next hour.

Hey! More inmates! I'll let you know which guards are horny double agents.

Tell us now and we'll reduce your sentence

And reduced the horny guards I see too? No thank you.

Hey, warden here. We will give you not one but TWO! Grilled cheese.

Would rather experience the clappening in my cell

Fine, we won't cut your testicles off if you tell us who it is.

I'm talking to them rn

What?

OP IS THE HORNY GUARD

I now know this semi-cohesive list is what normal people this dude is projecting onto. I'll still do some investigating, but it's to be assumed you're just a moron.

:|

Tell us now, and we will investigate. If we find you're lying, we'll kill you.

You couldn't torture that out of me.

Then we'll do a bit of a psychic attack. *Ace links some wires to your head, and it shocks you severely.* On this screen, we can see your thoughts. Ew, ew, ew, ewe, ew, ew, FOUND IT!

Bro thats just the minions movie

Well, guess what I found nestled inside that thought! Actually, crap, not what I'm looking for... Ew, cringe, cringe, ew, disgusting, ewe, cringe, cringe, ew, cringe, that was a good game, and THERE WE FUCKING ARE. I now know which guards are double agents.

Pink Panther doesn't work here

It's not a cringy movie this time, you can't fool me! *Ace shows you the screen, and on it is a semi-cohesive list, seemingly arranged from your thoughts, of every guard that is a double agent.*

Good job ace o7

I'll believe it when I see the sub bans. Until then I'm blowing guards.

The sub is super lax. That doesn't just mean you get to claim you win just because.

Yay!

is there any wifi there? and how's the speed? I'm just asking

Really good wifi, around 250-300 download speedbut we do check the Wi-Fi bill every time incase someone is horni

Awesome. I wanna play some Tboi. I don't wanna miss out on the daily run.

Good, but we use Goguardian type blockers, to prevent any horni sites.

I literally bated to this link

*what?*

Well... I actually got sent here for once... Damn.

You caught me. anyways is there wifi

Inmates get Comcast wifi and safesearch on permanently. And don't try anything like Twitter or Reddit. Deleted and locked.

yeah but you know I can get a vpn right

This little baby can allow me to mess with people's computers from here, block sites to computers of prisoners that start acting up, and target individual computers regardless of encryption!

oh.. alright you got me

https://preview.redd.it/3vre8t3im0nb1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f3ea750a3c8538a2dc3bec4ee2d2dfd7b9ecdf

Nuh uh

dam i got caught in 4k (wasnt actually nsfw)

Crap. Busted.

So, why are you here?

Got rickrolled my friend. 🥲

More like jailed by your friend?

Yep

>:) https://preview.redd.it/ewnft822jguc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4560ea9cbeaeb468f7be7e79ea4eb765cdcf3d

You say that as if everyone isn't by themselves.

Not all the time >:)

Noted, we are putting you in solitary confinement.

https://i.redd.it/t4ssr61apguc1.gif

I might be stuck here, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop

Ah shit, here we go again

Well shit…

Honestly at least it’s pretty bright in here, so I can see my collection of anime girl posters well 😁… wait YOU DINT TAKE THOSE DID YOU

There currently in inspection, if we deem them horny we will confiscate.

I PROMISE THEY’RE NOT HORNY HaahhHHHHAHHHaaaaAa *randomly gets horny for no good reason at all*

Guards! Crease his MOTHAFUCKIN JAYS.

NOOO

https://preview.redd.it/3ule493025nb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee4c6d8ab138d7758bcc1ca22a8d387da31bd5c You can't send me to Horny Jail! I have 144,000 spoons!

I have 144,001 spoons, my argument is valid.

https://preview.redd.it/knkdnqpqk5nb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9e8910d97920557e65db1a6a2335630168bea9

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Sure there are a lot of holes in there, *Unzips pants*

guards, lock his ass in The Stanley Parable hole.

Ok bro

Jokes on you https://preview.redd.it/f8hopoi554gc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8428b47bf75a5268b39203eb77dc0de1a56ad5f Bottom caption

*"HAH, get baited dumbass!"* -StanleyMOV

:(

I wanna go home now

Then what's yo browser history?

https://preview.redd.it/nwd22pspdmhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bc12dac65a73e086aaee7f123991cf604a6e60

Damn, someone on r/hornyjail that isn't horny

https://preview.redd.it/gjg75o10emhc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29ac3d99a7d5ab2be1b92b366db7da3f88d62ad

Huh. Anyways be free.

I wanna go home still

Well go home.

https://preview.redd.it/gv9jtfq73shc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e500ee32110412eb5496943f3f318a908797196

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Can I get a job?

Depends, do you know how to kill em?

Dammit, THE REBELLION SHALL RISE

https://i.redd.it/yh4lxcqmsmjc1.gif

FUCK, NOT AGAIN

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