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FalconsBrother

Twist his balls, Private


Fun_Variety2907

Depends how hot it is outside.


CR_OneBoy

Depends on the color of the stick


SirKeagan

that is the horniest line I have ever seen.


send_nudes-Plez

Brown


Fizzy163

assuming that's around the size of an iphone, maybe around orange


HypePoem8

Same


Tabroski

Did.. did you swallow your iPhone?


Fizzy163

of course not i measured my iphone with a ruler, then measured a sausage, then stuck the sausage down my throat to see how far in it would go


phlysquire

https://preview.redd.it/to3chg3giasc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94386b4128e1f13e80db7a4ee319223d43bb218


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I’m stealing this


WontedPuppet07

Around orange to red


[deleted]

I beg your pardon


stormchaser-protogen

the swat team can be like this sometimes


-Purple_Warrior-

Same


speadiestbeaneater

Find god bro


Kinglycole

I eat my humans whole. I won’t s#ck your d#ck. I’ll rip it the f#ck off with my teeth before feasting on your flesh.


MoTheEski

I think we found Armin Meiwes


Kinglycole

Who’s that?


MoTheEski

He is a person who became famous for cannibalism. Look it up


Kinglycole

I’m more like Alastor than any other cannibal.


Doogzmans

Squeeze your left thumb. It helps with gag reflex (at least for me)


Kaer_Darken

My dick is not gay


TheSezenians

It goes in your throat, not your dick


dishmanw

Not in the ass?


NoBanGoodBan

get a life lil nigga


Kaer_Darken

Oh, nigga? Hear that one: https://preview.redd.it/u8umi7xaobsc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af86e56253d8b9896bbf88080d24cde0a65fa645


NoBanGoodBan

this is racist


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/jap4aebbbdsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d22632f0f26084314a9e5102500fd11403c553


peanos_balls

White


Uaasst

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Masterbaitingissport

Oganre


AsBrokeAsMeEnglish

smae


ElVendePaPaS

Wtihe


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/qnxkh1ctccsc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7594f49bdda2ecc5f1d05dce274254665d9805b7


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/x94tg3mjbdsc1.jpeg?width=1886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c355e323352b8e693aff300686e57feec471f0d7


[deleted]

Lol fr fr me


Specialist-Bed-1400

Wut


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g1oue3dssisc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfac01fce5d4bb2bf3a036ec31227836a3c3a004


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/k25yn6e1tisc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452a2b55fd70285dd70c74fc73d2b9d706a543d7


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/3y84w1rptisc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8ef39481745c9509da25ffb69245d0ff398467 My hero


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/7v2y2ehszisc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40725990682dea3db87c4c54a7202d8af87e9a0e


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/wff63nuyzisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131c7132db6ce4b8715d498ecd02dccfef1cd325


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/ajks67bbbjsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04e56669341ad58835919d32050ee9778004407


peerheitd

The fucking elbow


Jordyspeeltspore

is it me or are the colors upsidedown?


mage_in_training

Maybe it's from Australia?


Sweet_Lavishness3232

https://preview.redd.it/0qm4nk08xasc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6804356db6c044ee69042eea9f748873b5cde91 Fixed it


Jordyspeeltspore

if its from Australia wouldn't it go in your ass?


mage_in_training

No.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

white 😎 (given enough time)


EquivalentSnap

Yellow maybe idk it’s a picture


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

White


ProfessionalBall9238

Red hopefully


rafoz03

https://preview.redd.it/bf8mpjg53csc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9fb41ffc15d43d035fbf0b144543135d28cba0


Loud_Individual_5842

https://preview.redd.it/nnsvsszx9dsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e713acd261d1a93565cd7ed0b4d8f17d53b3a1b8


Specialist-Bed-1400

https://preview.redd.it/m864az2tbdsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=076f16a88d82080996c76e1121d53468bbf17610


deadone05

Orange (I'm learning)


simon_Chipmonk

Red if I choke myself


TheSlavicWarboss

From past dares, around the middle between orange and red


Icy_Telephone964

https://preview.redd.it/jlqdh5d3lesc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8923b79eb1e2d265f73ffd977b3d361723957ac2


Charders_R88_

![gif](giphy|8mn0iIA6m766Gth3HU)


International-Sky556

Sadly I know this red


IWishIWasBatman123

The color of your mom's lipstick.


TheSezenians

Mid orange


_Milk_Boi_

reddish orange


BABarracus

We used to have those in elementary school then i went on to the 7th grade


KebabGun

My colors is Black.


Crittercaptain

Tan.


Uhhhhhhh-woe

To the top of red


weirdmonkey445

Brown


TheFatNerd77221

up to my shoulder


ladiesman21700000000

To the stick


rafoz03

If i eat it bite by bite i can reach red


nderstood_kiwi

The stick


Sammy_Wants_Death

Want to find out?


CT7824

🟨


Ecstatic_Ad9030

How about we find out ;)


yeetman1234567890

I get the stick in too


Iamverycool694203

Orange,yellow on a bad day


StepFew3094

The real question is what colour your ass can reach


Ifubi

Stick


LightningFerret04

Idk, I bite popsicles


Agame112233

Stick


taytomen

wood


rhymes_with_candy

Yellow deifinitely, orange maybe if they took me to a really nice restaurant and sprang for dessert.


Specialist-Bed-1400

White


AlaskanSamsquanch

![gif](giphy|cEssurcd44OBorSTmr)


Southtune-stringbox

How much do I like them?


HandSanitizerBottle1

Red because i ate the rest of it already


Distinct_Arachnid_86

I could go to the stick lol


darkdragonGalaxy

Uh idk I don't have one


_Dingo-Dave_

White


Damir3dx

https://i.redd.it/5q44gfa76fsc1.gif


im_from_n0rth

https://i.redd.it/onlm5xyzkfsc1.gif


Earldre

Red


Justslushy5_png

https://preview.redd.it/wvo7awiouhsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc37f8fbb59831d3ed789e8fc33946e8c95f5cf


Literal_Stickman

Popsicle stick.


no_u333

green at most


Tobito_TV

Haven't done much deepthroating yet, but probably around yellow.


Jarateman1

After about 6 hours in the sun probably the stick


DropMurky1317

Green


MrNewman457

Don't they mean lips?


mage_in_training

No.


danmaster0

That thing fits easily


Ankanyuz

Orange I just tried it