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Alternative-Plan-678

Not super uncommon. Most likely an Italian who anglicized it from Bevilaqua


evenphlow

A lot of them got stockbroker licenses at Pace College too


Bacong

rome wasn't built in a day


Fun-Tank2235

You know you had an ark? Noah.


M_Me_Meteo

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Used-Comb-4443

Underrated comment


redonrust

Give me one thousand dolla


ThisKidErrt

👇👇 one thousand more???


jazzyboyo

I can’t believe this, you’re rippin us off for a G-note!


Wessel-O

Or just an english or dutch person as it is a somewhat common name here.


ShiningEV

He's dead but he's right.


iiitme

Johnathan A. Drinkwater


PatentedPotato

He invented drinking water. What a legend.


trustbrown

Herb Drinkwater was a previous mayor of Scottsdale Arizona in the 90s Likely him or a relation There’s a street named after him, in old town Scottsdale as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herb_Drinkwater


peanutbutterboii

A true homie


PlayingNightcrawlers

RIP in hydration.


volcanicdelusion

RIH


MovieFanatic2160

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spunkydotcom

There is a town named Drinkwater in Saskatchewan! I only know because I have driven past it many times.


Krimreaper1

It’s not their name, it’s their last advice.


Careless_Drawer9879

Famous footballer in England called Danny drinkwater


ieatair

https://preview.redd.it/m9a6f2lpi2bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8648d910f4611fe81d3d4e94a2617a9c8ab5ef7 Took this photo in 2016 - think it was Tottenham vs Chelsea


Careless_Drawer9879

The man himself !. He's retired now I think.


KickBakZach

Just finished a cup but who am I to argue? I'm on it


notyogrannysgrandkid

Pour one out for a real homie


Jaxdacat23

What cemetery is this? Looks familiar


itchy-mosquito-bite

I knew several people with the last name drinkwater when I was in middle and high school


Somecivilguy

Not their last name. They are giving you advice so you don’t end up like them.


BabeInThePigCity

That’s not a name… it’s a warning.


Spleenzorio

I know a guy with the Italian variant of this: Aquaviva


teriaksu

> died from dehydration


Kerahcaz

HE WAS NUMBER ONE


effective_frame

And they still died https://preview.redd.it/lehlnnbqw3bd1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf77f832c795850c75a39e3f0ae287267d20c98 what's it all for


Playtoy_69

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larowin

_Little, Big_ is such an amazing novel.


PollyPore

Had to scroll much too far for this.


larowin

RIP Daily Alice :(


blueberryG3

lol first saw it from nicole drinkwater


ivegotnothingbuttime

The real homie


Aggravating_Sir_6857

I would pour out a canteen of water for that person


Simple_Mastodon9220

Legend


cum_cum_sex

Drinkwater Bethune - a college was named after him


Kenji1912

His cousin Bill Stinkwater is one aisle over


dankestmemestar

When i was an intern there was a patient on the floor who had the lastname of Drinkwater and he had SIADH.


AshyWhiteGuy

It’d be funnier if that wasn’t their name, they’re just a true homie.


5125237143

lets pray he didnt die of dehydration


Third-Time-Lucky

Hydrate or diedrate


tzenrick

I knew that guy, when I was in Basic Training. I swear, he was a plant. He was there to fuck up, and test 59 other people's bladders. He'd regularly get smoked on the way back from the DFAC, because he couldn't just "not talk" to everyone. He'd be getting smoked, and everyone else would be sipping from their canteen, every time the drill sergeant yelled at him, by name. When you're in basic training "drink water" is an order. We'd get back to the barracks after lunch, and there'd be 60 people, waiting in line to piss...


saadrocks

Ah yes when you achieve True Ultra Hydro Instinct, you get to adopt the famed DRINKWATER clan surname.


Impressive-Dog13

I know the Drinkwaters, they are related to the Stinkfingers.


milamilabobila

Sounds Indigenous American to me.


bruiseybabey

I had a friend who was a massage therapist who had a regular guest with this last name; she said she always felt awkward when advising them to "remember to drink water" after the service (which is standard)


ItsyBitsyLizard

Will do, oh wise cadaver


cognitively_what_huh

Die of dehydration?


Yameenboi

Danny Drinkwater joins the chat


Consumefungifriend

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!


alucardian_official

Awesome find!