Blisters are rare as our feet have become one with the swamp. When it does happen we apply a special recipe, which is of course a closely guarded national treasure, made out of cheese, marijuana and swamp essence to the blister. Then skip three times counterclockwise around a windmill and the kabouters will take care of the blister no problem
Damn, I saw the post without the comments and felt like such a clever genius with this same idea. Quickly realized I’m not special, or clever, or funny. And neither are you. Sleep on THAT!
No he’s the kind of guy to post “I legally declare that all of my Facebook posts are private property that cannot be used by any person or government agency without my explicit permission”
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*Uncle showers with nephew*
*Nephew undressing for uncle*
*What is search history*
*How to delete search history*
Feels kinda weird to answer this question here instead of like, on /r/privacy, but…
Private browsing is only one piece of the privacy puzzle. Your OS may be collecting information, your ISP may be collecting information, whoever you use as your DNS provider might as well, shit, even the hardware can be hijacked at a device level during manufacture, shipping, or even remotely.
Long story short, no privacy measures can 100% guarantee you privacy, without removing any and all access to the outside world (which makes the whole search history thing kinda impossible)
Uncle Jack's reddit post to r/DebateHistory
"Nobody will convince me otherwise that the best day in history was during the OJ Simpson trial and the prosecutor asked OJ to try on a glove that was clearly too small for his big, wonderful hands."
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This is art!
You can’t even see the child’s—
Not now, Jack
holy shit i forgot how dark that got
This is it.
Famous historical figures with small hands
These, hands, tell a story.
We're lawyers!
😎
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Sorry, I don't speak dutch.
I’m a Svveedish plumber, I’m here to Czech your pipes
That's a GOOD accent!
[удалено]
As a dutchie i feel offended
Do you get blisters from the wooden shoes or do your feet get used to it with the windmills and all.
Blisters are rare as our feet have become one with the swamp. When it does happen we apply a special recipe, which is of course a closely guarded national treasure, made out of cheese, marijuana and swamp essence to the blister. Then skip three times counterclockwise around a windmill and the kabouters will take care of the blister no problem
Incredible. Such a magical people.
Mmmmmm... Swamp essence.
Is being Dutch a big part of your identity? Do you make a lot of windmills?
Before you go to the bathroom, do you ask yourself, "Would a Dutchman go to the bathroom right now?"
🎶 pass de dutchie ‘pon de left hand side
Great song
I SAY!!
Just move passed it….to the left hand side
That’s Welsh actually
We could get Mac's dad, Luther Vandross
This is so fucking god damn funnt
Damn, I saw the post without the comments and felt like such a clever genius with this same idea. Quickly realized I’m not special, or clever, or funny. And neither are you. Sleep on THAT!
Maybe; but he IS faster.
Goddamn, that's funny.
I’m stoned af right now and that had me rocking and wheezing
That looks like the gibberish my pen pal used to send me
😂
Is hand length or girth more important?
Depends on how much *power* those bad boys are dishin out.
I’m pretty sure speed has something to do with it
Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it!
Speeds the name of the game!
Gonna cost you a 6 pack though. If you, uh , finish inside.
That’s a pop, that’s a pop. It has to be sexy, otherwise you don’t eat, m’kay?
Hips and nips!
Oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Yeah nice try FB— Wait AGAIN?
Yeah but I fell for it. So it wasn’t my fault. I’m innocent is what I’m trying to say here
Are the kids confined in anyways, maybe in a crawlspace or a backyard bunker?
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Search history???? My man is deep deeep deeep in the dark web
No he’s the kind of guy to post “I legally declare that all of my Facebook posts are private property that cannot be used by any person or government agency without my explicit permission”
We're lawyers!
If you cross your fingers when you accept the terms of agreement then it’s non binding.
Ya his history is cleared every time
He just needs the hard drives under the floorboards
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The best. 👌
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I was going to write that 😂😂
Charlie Kelly leaked nudes
Lmao, followed up by "Charlie Kelly nudes real".
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where did he post them?
Ugh, one of those disgusting nephew porno sites. There's so many though, which one? Which one did he post those on?
Uncle Jack?
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Is handsome supposed to be a literal term?
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Jfc this one got me😂
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“Can these hands make it look like I have bigger ones? “
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For sure
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And that’s how you end up on an FBI list
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Can fbi track private browsing? Hentai shota Does camera add pounds to hands?
Feels kinda weird to answer this question here instead of like, on /r/privacy, but… Private browsing is only one piece of the privacy puzzle. Your OS may be collecting information, your ISP may be collecting information, whoever you use as your DNS provider might as well, shit, even the hardware can be hijacked at a device level during manufacture, shipping, or even remotely. Long story short, no privacy measures can 100% guarantee you privacy, without removing any and all access to the outside world (which makes the whole search history thing kinda impossible)
Are you *trying* to get us all on an FBI watchlist???
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Not falling for this one FBI
Uncle Jack's reddit post to r/DebateHistory "Nobody will convince me otherwise that the best day in history was during the OJ Simpson trial and the prosecutor asked OJ to try on a glove that was clearly too small for his big, wonderful hands."
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A+
1. Clearly you want this sub banned. 2. He would know to clear his search history.
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Lol fucking nope.
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Nice try FBI
**[CONTENT HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE FBI]**
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Nice try, FBI.
Nice try FBI
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Checking his “OnlyHands.com” account
Legally, I cannot.
If we post his web searches we all go to jail lol
How to delete internet search history?
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I would, but I might end up on an FBI watchlist.
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Nice try, FBI!
Where to find a child who won’t judge my hand size ?
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Probably some questionable/weird but legal stuff, he's a lawyer so he probably knows what he could legally search...
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There is no way I’m doing this! I’ll end up on some sort of list!!
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"How to join the CIA and meet wealthy people on private islands"
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There is none, it’s wiped every hour
Google, show me "Sexy boy hands next to adult hands, making them look big by comparison"
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Typing in his search history would get you arrested.
NOBODY LOOK!! NOBODY LOOK!!
r/sweatypalms Over and over
You have to go to Europe for that kind of search history buddy!
I’d rather not be on a list
I'm afraid I might end up on a watch list.
Tor
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Then go type it in Google to see what comes up..... Well, what else comes up that is.
"Gloves for large hands Philadelphia area I mean big hands really big hands enormous gloves for gigantic manly hands"
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“Little kids, big hands”
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